Okay….this is bullshit. You know, I put up with “Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)” because it was novel and I really needed to get the horrible taste of the “Cha Cha Slide” out of my head. I was okay with “Put The Heizman (On Dat Hoe)” because…well that shit is funny. But now we have so many “crank dats” I don’t know whether to masturbate or get a fucking Model T:
What the fuck. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKY FUCK SHIT!! THIS is why hip hop is dead and the corpse is being ass-fucked more than Belladonna during Hanukkah. Eight ass-reaming nights. These shitfucks are just ruining an artform that was one of the most original with their shitty dances and their trifiling ass lyrics. God….someone needs to severely injure these fuckers. So from this point on, anyone doing the:
Crank Dat (Insert Here):
• Soulja Boy
• Batman
• Aquaman
• Spongebob
• Homeless Man
• Spiderman
• Hebrew Man
• Green Lantern
• Vishnu
• Jesus (I just made that up but…that sounds like it would rule)
• Ruth Bader Ginsberg
• Santa Claus
Will be shot in the fucking face. Diddy decrees it. If you have a gun and you see them doing the “Crank Dat” with less than three people, you are allow to bust a cap in their dumb ass.
It shall come to fucking pass. I’m through fucking around over here. I never thought I would say this but....I miss the Tootsie Roll:
Yo, I should make a new dance step! It aint the butterfly its the Diddy Roll! I like the sound of that shit, son!
Diddy Out. Bad Boy!
