Man, who saw the season premiere of South Park last night? You know, I was beginning to think that South Park had grown stale. Now that they have a nemesis in Tom Cruise and his fruity little club, maybe they can go back to season 7 caliber shows. Speaking of last nights episode.....whoa. I didn't think pedophilia could be humorous until last night. Sex with children = funny. The Catholics knew it, R. Kelly knew it, now we know it. That may have been the funniest episode of South Park since the 'Fun With Weapons' episode.
I thought it was actually kind of cool that for the first time in a while, Matt and Trey didn't go all out and rip on someone. They didn't blame Chef (Issac Hayes) for leaving the show, they blamed the Super Adventure Club (Scientology) for frying his brain. In order to believe the story of Xemu, your brain would have to be fried or in a constant state of inebriation. Good job taking on Scientology, guys. Along with every other religion. That being said, I'm gonna miss you guys because Tom Cruise is SO gonna sue you in England again.
So, I am rather pissed that no theater outside of the hellhole that is New York City is playing Thank You For Smoking. I have heard great stuff about it, and I am all about smoking anyway. As a heavy dude, I make no excuses for my weight and don't need warning labels on food. I know that Chic-Fil-A is deadly (but oh so tasty), so how come we need warnings on cigarettes? If you honestly need a warning label on something that YOU BURN AND INHALE TO USE than you my friend are a goddamned idiot. Both of my parents smoked and I have a good friend that smoked and I don't THINK (gotta ask and make sure) that they blame 'big tobacco' for their smoking. Like my mom said, 'Boy, I smoke because you break shit.'
A simpler way I look at it is this: you come out of the womb and it is a reaction of your body to need nourishment. How you acquire it and what you eat are the issue. No baby cries because they are having a fucking nic-fit. If they do, then wow that is bloody awesome. Simply, smoking is a choice. Yes, people bitch about second hand smoke being forced on them but people will take medicines that cause nasal bleeding and loss of bowel and bladder control. Ignorance, it is spreading. Besides, aren't smokers forced to go outside in BFE anyway? Quit your bitching, non-smokers. The Revolution is with you, smokers!
Anyway, I got two tickets for the free showing of Thank You for Smoking in Denver on March 29th. Here is the link. Seats are limited and except for Tom Cruise's baby hole being in it, the movie should rule.
So, I may have just seen the worst movie ever made. I just found the live action movie version of the old school anime Cutey Honey and.....all I can say is
O_o
It was ALL THE WAY BAD. Not gonna lie, the woman that played Honey wasn't too shabby and Nat-chan had a 'saucy librarian' touch to her. Aside from that, it was like a Power Ranger movie minus the giant robots. That is NOT a good thing, peeps. It's odd because Go Nagai (I think of him like the Anime version of Stan Lee, a god among men. The dude did Manzinger and Devilman) I also picked up Re: Cutey Honey, which I was a series of OVA's that followed after the first one ended in 1974 I think.
Three episodes of ecchi and nonsense. Best thing about this is that Kumi Koda sings the remakes opening and closing themes. And I loves me some Kumi Koda. You know that groan that the old man does when he thinks about Chris on Family Guy? I do that when I think of Kumi Koda. I got some popsicles in my basement....I prefer the original:
Old school, fool! Even though the 70's gave us such crap as the DiFranco's and Fat Elvis you gotta admit that that was pretty bad ass. Well, I got some things to attend to. I have an idea for tomorrow's post. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Flash!
Update: Okay, maybe this movie isnt as bad as I thought. Singing in a movie is a definite upgrade and Natsuko has grown on me. And Go Nagai and Kumi Koda make cameos, fool!
