Wow, I totally feel like crap right now. My cube neighbor was sick last week and I think he gave me a going away gift. At least he didn’t give me scotch and go to town. Got to look at the bright side of life and all. Oh, and DayQuil tastes like ASS. After that horrible taste, this stuff better fricking work.
1. So last night was the BET Music Awards. Which I missed and didn’t care. I’m sure you guys forgot, too.
2. Erect nipples on a man…I guess that is a faux paus I didn’t know about. Not my fault the A/C is on in here.
3. There is NO NEED for the speed limit in a school zone to be 20 mph. Kids have their own channels, their own meals and now a speed limit? If you can’t use a crosswalk, you have bigger problems than speeding cars.
4. The “Transformers the Movie” soundtrack in the 1980’s had hard rockers like Megadeath, White Lion and Stan Bush (YOU’VE GOT THE POW-URRR!). The leadoff single for this years Transformers movie? Goo Goo Dolls. Bullshit! They could have at LEAST got Kenny Loggins! Have you heard the new Transformers theme? It sounds like Coldplay threw up on Radiohead and let Enya clean it up. Man, the soundtrack is totally not “teh rawk”.
5. The iPhone will rock…your wallet. $100 for 1000+ minutes? That doesn’t make sense. That doesn’t even INCLUDE the internet or any other services (I think, that could change but I doubt it). All I can say is “No, don’t! BROOOOOOO!”
6. Man, remember back when in the summer all the good video games came out? Not anymore. I understand the holiday season is the cash cow but come on, game companies. Summer is when kids get jobs, they have time when they aint working and the last thing they want to do is something constructive. With gas high and temperatures higher, they really should think about pumping out 2 or three mega-titles in the summer. It is an untapped market. Hell, movies do it! You think Spiderman 3 would have pulled $330 million plus during September?!
7. On the sports tip, do NOT be surprised if K.G. or Kobe (or BOTH) end up in the East. I don’t think the teams have the money but the NBA knows that Boston, New York and (to a lesser extent) Chicago are their money cities and a successful team there helps the whole league. With the two best picks going West and teams only getting better out there, don’t be surprised to see a mass exodus to the East like there was to the West in the 90’s (Barkley, Shaq, Kidd are a few examples) soon. I know none of you are NBA fans, but some power players in the East may pique my interest again.
8. I just spent almost 2 hours at the comic book store discussing the scientific inaccuracies of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and how much Marvel Comics is no fun now. Eh, I’m a nerd but it was the most fun I have had at lunch since Kimmy left. Can’t believe she left me.
9. I look good. I mean seriously. If I weren’t me, I would be all over me! Hell, I am me and I am TOTALLY all over me! Why yes, I AM wearing Bugle Boy jeans. And they look HAWT.
10. Man…Fiddy is officially part silverback. This is not a statement of race; this is a statement of ugly. And Curtis Jackson looks like he got beat with an ugly mace. The man is swole, I will give you that. But the question is ladies: are you into interspecies erotica? If you are in to 50 Cent, you are into simian love. I’m just saying. The Rabilla strikes:
A silverback with opposable thumbs? Wow, he must be the missing link. Mush mouthed, meat-faced cretin. I kid, people!
And that is what I have learned so far this week. I should be back tomorrow for a special Master Chief Captain Chachi Goes Hollywood and the Top 20 Video Countdown on Friday. The movie review may wait until Saturday/Sunday if I go to Denver and see “Sicko” on Friday. I’m poor, so the odds of that are slim. Until next time, stay up peeps!
Oh, and Power Rangers was RACIST!
Slave master Zordon! Why the Black man got to have a gun and breakdance? Bullshit!
Chachi Out.
