Good morning, peeps! It’s a mid-week update for the people and needless to say, I missed you guys. And check out T-Money’s Zangief vs. Baby gif on his profile pic! Hells yeah!
So this year I want to do something special for Douchebrawl. I was going to make a trophy last year but I didn’t have no job and if nigga have no job than nigga can’t make no trophy. Ah, Tokyo Breakfast; the racism kills me inside. With that being said I would like to announce that this year (seeing as how I kind of have a job and actually have $8.71 left after I pay bills) that the winner of Douchebrawl 2007 will receive….
THE DOUCHEBRAWL GIFT PACK!! (patent not pending)
This year, the Champion of Assholes with get a gift bag worthy of their doucheiness. I am taking ideas from the peeps and friends (and Rick) as what the winner should receive but here is what I have so far:
One (1) Douchebrawl 2007 Champion T-Shirt (Also thinking about t-shirts for the runner-ups depending on cost)
One (1) Douchebrawl Trophy (Same, thinking about Regional Final and National Semi-Final Trophies as well depending on how much it will set me back)
One (1) copy of Night Rangers Greatest Hits, with or without case (MOTORIN’!!!)
One (1) copy of the old school Squaresoft Nintendo classic King’s Knight, slightly used with no instruction booklet (Square’s worst game. EVER. Even worse than SaGa Frontier and that game SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED IT HARD)
One (1) copy of Cabin Fever (Zach, Griff and Beth can vouch for me. WORST MOVIE EVER)
I am willing to spend $25 on this whole endeavor (so far, this should cost maybe $10-$15 except for the shirt. I am all about any donations or ideas from the peeps!) because as you know, I’s poor. Especially after my FASHION PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY last week. On a bright note, I am one sexy bitch after that. So hot the ladies can’t keep their hands off all this All-American Come-And-Get-It. Anyway, feel free to drop a line for some ideas about what else to put in the gift pack. I would also like to give a letter of congratulations with the signatures and a little quote for all the people that voted (if you would like, I know I am going to say a few words) to the winner of Douchebrawl. Tell me if you think if that’s a good idea. Not sure of the legal ramifications of all this. I’m STILL surprised Tom Cruise hasn’t tried to sue me in England yet.
THEY KILLED CAPTAIN AMERICA?! FUCK, MAN! At this rate, all that will be left will be H.E.R.B.I.E! A free drink to anyone who remembers that brainrape. Man, I need to take this in. Okay, I’m done. Captain America was lame, but the man deserves some respect. He killed more Nazi’s than Chuck Norris. And that is a LOT of Nazi’s.
Well, that is all for now. I will have the Countdown up on Friday and don’t forget to vote in Douchebrawl! The count is low considering I gave an extra day! DO IT NOW!
Chachi Out.
