Hells yeah, peeps! It’s Monday so you know what that means. Its time for the Douchebrawl recap!! The second round ended last night and here are the updated brackets with the results: 
As you can see, there were a few upsets:
George Lucas Acting Region
(1)Mel Gibson
(8)Heath Ledger
(4)Ben Affleck
(13) Julia Roberts
(3)Nick Cage
(11)Russell Crowe
(2)Ashton Kutcher
(10)Hayden Christensen
Biggest Upset:
(10) Hayden Christensen over (2) Ashton Kutcher
Wow. I know Russell Crowe and Julia Roberts had big wins but Manikin beat the Kutch! I mean WOW! Was really expecting a Mel Gibson/Ashton Kutcher Regional Final but what can you do? The peeps voted and the killer of the Star Wars franchise moves on!
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(1) Mel Gibson vs. (13) Julia Roberts
For the first time ever, a #1 seed is in danger of not making the Regional Finals. Julia Roberts is on a roll this year after taking out Clooney AND Affleck. Can she take out her THIRD Oscar winner? I honestly think she may…
Projected Winner:
(11) Russell Crowe
Fighting round the world and winning Douchebrawl! Tugger would be proud! Something tells me he has the edge over Hayden (this is in no way discounting his douchieness) and should punch his way right to the finals!
50 Cent Musician Region
(1)Bono
(8)Fergie
(12)James Blount
(13)Snoop Dogg
(3)Eminem
(11)Dave Matthews Band
(2)Diddy
(10)Nelly
Biggest Upset:
(12) James Blount over (13) Snoop Dogg
I know James was a higher seed, but the track record of suck is so long for Snoop I thought he had this on lock. People really don’t like this guy. Shocked me, especially the margin. Can he tame the juggernaught that is Bono?
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(2) Diddy vs. (3) Eminem
A hip hop showdown of crap! Can it get any better than this? After not even being in last year Eminem makes a shot to make the Regional Final while Diddy tries to get there after losing to Fiddy last year. Who will win? Only you can decide!
Projected Winner:
(1) Bono
Yeah, I still don’t see him losing YET. I mean James Blount sucks but…come the fuck on. It’s Bono. He’s Irish, Catholic and a self-righteous fuckface. No way he loses although the Diddy/Eminem winner has a good shot.
Heather Graham Trollop Whore Region
(1)Paris Hilton
(8)Tyra Banks
(4)Angelina Jolie
(5)Nicole Ritchie
(3)Tara Reid
(6)Lindsay Lohan
(2)Britney Spears
(10)Katie Holmes
Biggest Upset:
(6) Lindsay Lohan over (3) Tara Reid
I so called this one. Lindsay is STILL my dark horse. Tara has been out of the news while Lindsay has been skanking it up like gang-busters. It wasn’t even CLOSE between these two and Lindsay takes her momentum into a Suckass Sixteen battle with Britney Spears.
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(1) Paris Hilton vs. (4) Angelina Jolie
Angelina’s forigen baby adopting ass needs a reality check. There are several white children that need parents. Paris has been trying to de-whore over the last few weeks but…yeah she still has the SyphilAIDS. Interesting match-up that is a toss-up.
Projected Winner:
(6) Lindsay Lohan
I still believe she has what it takes to win this thing. If she gets past Baldney (not an easy task, mind you) she could face off against her best frenemy in Paris Hilton. Oh, the crapitude overflowith!!
Andy Dick Fucktard Region
(1)K-Fed
(8)Ryan Seacrest
(4)Quentin Tarantino
(5)Wilmer Valderrama
(3)Nick Cannon
(6)Flavor Flav
(2) Peyton Manning
(7)Terrell Owens
Biggest Upset:
(2) Peyton Manning over (7) Terrell Owens
Okay, even I was shocked here. It came down to the last day and Peyton won by ONE VOTE. I really believed that seeding wouldn’t matter but Peyton and his Seabiscuit looking ass pulled it out.
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(2) Peyton Manning vs. (3) Nick Cannon
Wow…this is going to be tough. Mainly because Nick Cannon doesn’t do ANYTHING but piss me off. I mean Peyton’s hype irks me but Nick Cannon taking breaths that Richard Pryor could have just….GRRRR! It should be craptastic.
Projected Winner:
(1) K-Fed
It can be close but this is still K-Fed’s tournament to win or lose.
So the brackets for the Suckass Sixteen are set and ready to go! The polls are open and from this point on the polls will be open from SUNDAY TO SUNDAY!! An extra two days for voting for the peeps. I will be back at some point this week for a rant (odds are Wednesday) and a new Countdown on Friday! Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out!
As you can see, there were a few upsets:
George Lucas Acting Region
(1)Mel Gibson
(8)Heath Ledger
(4)Ben Affleck
(13) Julia Roberts
(3)Nick Cage
(11)Russell Crowe
(2)Ashton Kutcher
(10)Hayden Christensen
Biggest Upset:
(10) Hayden Christensen over (2) Ashton Kutcher
Wow. I know Russell Crowe and Julia Roberts had big wins but Manikin beat the Kutch! I mean WOW! Was really expecting a Mel Gibson/Ashton Kutcher Regional Final but what can you do? The peeps voted and the killer of the Star Wars franchise moves on!
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(1) Mel Gibson vs. (13) Julia Roberts
For the first time ever, a #1 seed is in danger of not making the Regional Finals. Julia Roberts is on a roll this year after taking out Clooney AND Affleck. Can she take out her THIRD Oscar winner? I honestly think she may…
Projected Winner:
(11) Russell Crowe
Fighting round the world and winning Douchebrawl! Tugger would be proud! Something tells me he has the edge over Hayden (this is in no way discounting his douchieness) and should punch his way right to the finals!
50 Cent Musician Region
(1)Bono
(8)Fergie
(12)James Blount
(13)Snoop Dogg
(3)Eminem
(11)Dave Matthews Band
(2)Diddy
(10)Nelly
Biggest Upset:
(12) James Blount over (13) Snoop Dogg
I know James was a higher seed, but the track record of suck is so long for Snoop I thought he had this on lock. People really don’t like this guy. Shocked me, especially the margin. Can he tame the juggernaught that is Bono?
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(2) Diddy vs. (3) Eminem
A hip hop showdown of crap! Can it get any better than this? After not even being in last year Eminem makes a shot to make the Regional Final while Diddy tries to get there after losing to Fiddy last year. Who will win? Only you can decide!
Projected Winner:
(1) Bono
Yeah, I still don’t see him losing YET. I mean James Blount sucks but…come the fuck on. It’s Bono. He’s Irish, Catholic and a self-righteous fuckface. No way he loses although the Diddy/Eminem winner has a good shot.
Heather Graham Trollop Whore Region
(1)Paris Hilton
(8)Tyra Banks
(4)Angelina Jolie
(5)Nicole Ritchie
(3)Tara Reid
(6)Lindsay Lohan
(2)Britney Spears
(10)Katie Holmes
Biggest Upset:
(6) Lindsay Lohan over (3) Tara Reid
I so called this one. Lindsay is STILL my dark horse. Tara has been out of the news while Lindsay has been skanking it up like gang-busters. It wasn’t even CLOSE between these two and Lindsay takes her momentum into a Suckass Sixteen battle with Britney Spears.
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(1) Paris Hilton vs. (4) Angelina Jolie
Angelina’s forigen baby adopting ass needs a reality check. There are several white children that need parents. Paris has been trying to de-whore over the last few weeks but…yeah she still has the SyphilAIDS. Interesting match-up that is a toss-up.
Projected Winner:
(6) Lindsay Lohan
I still believe she has what it takes to win this thing. If she gets past Baldney (not an easy task, mind you) she could face off against her best frenemy in Paris Hilton. Oh, the crapitude overflowith!!
Andy Dick Fucktard Region
(1)K-Fed
(8)Ryan Seacrest
(4)Quentin Tarantino
(5)Wilmer Valderrama
(3)Nick Cannon
(6)Flavor Flav
(2) Peyton Manning
(7)Terrell Owens
Biggest Upset:
(2) Peyton Manning over (7) Terrell Owens
Okay, even I was shocked here. It came down to the last day and Peyton won by ONE VOTE. I really believed that seeding wouldn’t matter but Peyton and his Seabiscuit looking ass pulled it out.
Best Suckass Sixteen Match-Up:
(2) Peyton Manning vs. (3) Nick Cannon
Wow…this is going to be tough. Mainly because Nick Cannon doesn’t do ANYTHING but piss me off. I mean Peyton’s hype irks me but Nick Cannon taking breaths that Richard Pryor could have just….GRRRR! It should be craptastic.
Projected Winner:
(1) K-Fed
It can be close but this is still K-Fed’s tournament to win or lose.
So the brackets for the Suckass Sixteen are set and ready to go! The polls are open and from this point on the polls will be open from SUNDAY TO SUNDAY!! An extra two days for voting for the peeps. I will be back at some point this week for a rant (odds are Wednesday) and a new Countdown on Friday! Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out!
