Good morning, peeps! It has been a very eventful week nationally. The Democrats (or as I call them the party of little goals) took the House of Representatives AND the Senate from the Repblicans. Well…okay now what? I was really confused by people that said that this was going to ‘change the country’ because they are in control and not the war mongering Republicans. People fail to realize that it doesn’t matter WHO is in control shit is fucked up. I don’t care what anyone says, Iraq is a disaster and was from the beginning (and good riddance to Donald ‘Lets Rumble’ Rumsfeld because he is really playing Warcraft with out troops. LEEEERROOOOY JENKINS!!! If you don’t get that reference, you are so an r-tard) and we totally botched any chance of scaring Iran into cooperation in the war on terror by failing (yes, we fucking FAILED in Iraq). Not only that, we lat Daffy Duck himself put the world into fear with the North Korea warhead fiasco. Combine that with all the scandal (Foley cohorting over the internet with little boys was…special) and the state of the country for those not in the upper middle class (Tax breaks for all! Just more for the wealthy…) and the United States of Awesome (which is what I will begin to refer to the USA as from this point on) is in peril. Can the Democrats fix this? Hells no.
They don’t even have a plan! Ask them what their plan for the troops in Iraq is. They will say NOTHING because they have no plan! How are they going to get the economy out of stagnancy? They don’t fucking KNOW! They ran on the platform of ‘At Least We Are Not Them’ and it worked. That is why democracy doesn’t work because people are stupid. A representative democracy is (sadly) the only way to not have Spongebob Squarepants become the president. People don’t know how to handle freedom. I’m sure Iraq is just LOVING this right now. Who is next in the let Democracy fuck up your country? Venezuela? China? Burkina Faso? Come on down!! Just joking, Democracy rules.
Also, BRITNEY SPEARS GOT DIVORCED!!! It is about damn time! Too bad it took two kids and two years of ridicule to do so. I will be the first to say that I was never a fan of Britney, but I felt sorry for her. Mainly because K-Fed was such a damn fucktard. I mean seriously, what did he offer to society? Well, hopefully he will fall into obscurity because it seems that unlike Nick Lachey, Mr. Dumbass actually signed a prenup. Good job, asshat. Now you are stupid AND poor. Maybe life ain’t all so bad.
Well, I am out for now. Tune in tomorrow for the Chachi Top 20 Countdown! Until then, stay up peeps.
Oh, and rape CAN be funny.
Aaaahhhh....I expect some backlash for THAT. And wear your visor right, jerkass!
Oh, and wearing blackface to a party at a college called Whitman? WHITE MAN COLLEGE?! Yeah, you knew THAT was gonna happen.
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