God motherfucking dammit pirate whore fuck shit cockslot FUCKITY FUCK DICK! Bobby Petrino can rot in fucking hell. Fuck you....you...FUCK! First Mike Vick decides to kill dogs. No crime in my book if you have seen Cujo or All Dogs Go To Heaven (In that case, why are people bitching?! They are in a better place any-damn-way!) but according to the LAW he is in jail for about 18 months. All that speed should help you dodge rapes and your arms should get strong from all the masturbating and handjobs you will be performing to survive. Fuck you, Mike Vick. Fuck you in your stupid head.
Then, players left and right support his stupid ass and act a fool (DeAngelo Hall you worthless fuck and your dumbass personal foul calls against Carolina when we had a 10 point lead. Thank you for officially fucking over our season. Football is about momentum and you killed it, you brain-dead shit) pretty much phoning it in unless your name is Roddy White. Thank you for giving me hope that you will probably take your talent elsewhere because the Falcons suck balls and probably will for at LEAST two more seasons. Great, losing the only good player on the team that is under 700 pounds (Alge Crumpler. I know I am fat but DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!) should do wonders for bringing fans back to the dome.
Lastly, it looks like Bobby Petrino is taking his fickle ass back to the college ranks to join other worthless fucks like Nick Saban and Steve Spurrier (who can both die in hell and I will piss on their cats if they have them) who left NFL teams completely FUCKED UP. Now before you sit back and say it is all Vick's fault remember: there are 53 (at least) other players on that team not counting practice squads. There are also coaches that implement a system that these players run. Petrino GUTTED THE FUCK out of a team that was consistently average (8-8 in 2005, 7-9 in 2006) that was really just hampered by injuries on defense and a predictable, underachieving offense. When healthy, this team was a game away from the Super Bowl with almost the same exact personnel. Instead of taking what was in the cupboard and re-tooling it using what they did well (run the ball and...not throw the ball) he re-tooled and fucked up everything. Now I know not having Vick is a wildcard that could make them 3-10 or 10-3 but lets be real: the spread offense does NOT WORK in the NFL, even with good players unless you run the ball. By getting rid of the people already there he put in a system that was not a fit for the players they had and by losing arguably the most dynamic player at QB he totally screwed over the players and fans. Congratulations, shitbag. Enjoy Arkansas. I hope LSU and Auburn rape your ass every Saturday, figuratively and literally.
Lastly to Arthur Blank. I don’t know what to say right now. I want to be pissed at you for letting Peter Kerney (who is OWNING in Seattle) and Matt Schaub (who has the HOUSTON TEXANS in the playoff race) go but I cant because sadly that is the salary cap day we as fans have to live in. However...the fact that you invested so much in a man that was a habitual line stepper is disheartening. Mike Vick was known to be a fuck-up since college and you put so much into him. Was he electrifying? Without a doubt. Was he worth 110 million dollars? FUCK NO. You reap what you so. You put the franchise in the hands of someone that couldn’t run his own life and you got what you should have: a franchise in disarray as much as his own life was and is.
That being said, I will always be an Atlanta Falcons fan. I have been a fan since 1986 and will be forever. However....I will never forgive Mike Vick. Legal stupidity aside because I have my own issues with what he did. You lied. You lied to me and you lied to your fans. You lied to the people that defended you when you were at your worst and spoke the highest of you when you were at your peak. We consistently accepted your apologies and you habitually disappointed us. I have never really been a "Super Fan" but I was a fan of Falcons football and I was a true fan of Vick. Maybe I shouldn’t have been and I accept blame for investing so much pride in a man that obviously couldn’t have given a flying fuck about the people that support him. I own four Mike Vick jerseys and I will never wear any of them again. I have never been so disappointed. First Chris Benoit and now you. This has been a really bad year.
I rarely do sports blogs on here but as a few of you know I am a huge Falcons fan and have stuck with them through many a shitty year. I really had to get this out. I will be back on Friday, maybe sooner. Until then, peace out.
Oh, and if the Atlanta Falcons staff is reading this (and I know they aren’t)….please start DJ Shockley once he gets healthy. Proven winner and all the tools. Focus on fixing that line in the draft. Not like we could do any WORSE.
Now I’m out.
