Monday, May 08, 2006

A quick little post.

Yo yo! Late update again, peeps. Better late than never, though. Well, the bus ride ain't THAT bad, just a little on the long end.

So my laptop should be here on Friday. To that, I say FUCK YEAH. Next week it's all Bleach and Prince of Tennis on the road. Damn, this is going to kick ass. Oh, and after the verbal abuse I laid on Motorola, they shipped my headset on Friday. It's been sitting in Denver since Saturday, but that is neither here or there. I'm still pissed that had I not called, odds are it would still not be here because it was in a 'pending' status until I happened to ask. Even still, I would have been out 99 bucks and they would have had a unit that they are just going to refurbish and resell. Since I am sure they get bulk discounts through carriers (FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc.) it would cost them NOTHING to fuck over a customer like that and they wouldn't even care. Hell, I have bought 3 headsets from them and all crapped out, and I'm willing to wager that some other people have had the same problem. I would also figure that due to the shitty warranty of having to send it back on your own dime that most people just say screw it and buy a new one. That way, they make out like bandits. Sad, but true.

So on to something a little bit sadder. What in the hell is Nicole Kidman's problem?! I'm telling you, that fruity little cult has gotten her, too. Nicole, fight the feeling! He is crazy, you HAVE to stay away! Oh, and by the way: thanks for not seeing MI:3 peeps. I know a lot of people saw it, but not as many as I figured. Now just do this for the Mel Gibson shitfest and everything will be good as gravy. Also, I forgot to put up the new Superman trailer after I commented on it yesterday. Check this out:

Hells yeah. Unless they bring in a talking Krypto or the the Wonder Twins, this movie will RULE. For those who think I am going all fanboy for Superman are right. But it still has a lot to live up to to beat out Batman Begins.

So after a few weeks of searching, I found the release date of the new Bennie K DVD. It comes out tomorrow, but I don't have a region free DVD player yet so it's all moot for now. Yeah, I know it has been a while since I had some Bennie K up. They are still the mad notes. Check out a live rendition of Sunrise:

Oh, how I have missed them.

So, to go along with the MTV Movie Awards and Douchebrawl 2006 I am working on something. I want to create 'The Chachis'. Awards that go to things and rule, but also things that suck. Because things that suck need to be recognized, so that they know of their suckitude and they will be avoided like a pulled-pork sandwich at a Muslim block party. More on the idea as it comes to me. If you have any ideas, you know what to do. Drop a line.

So something hit me today: Nick Cannon, Wilmer Valderrama, Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz and Paris Hilton all have had prime time shows in the last 18 months or have been shoved in our face like the nether regions of a stripper very recently. Even sadder...people watch those shows. Now I haven't given any show (except Nick Cannon's because it had Cedric the Entertainer on and he my cousin) a chance but I am sure the Brokeback Mountain theory works for them. What is it about shows with people who are famous for being stupid (Ashton), whores (Paris) or just overall annoying (Wilmer) that is so popular with the younger crowd? Is it because that's all there is, or are the 18 year olds of America that fucking inept? Now I watch my share of stupid stuff (don't you dare say Korriki because he rules) but I know at the end of the day that I am losing braincells by watching it. People think these shows are good. I just don't understand it. Maybe I give people TOO MUCH credit. One show that falls in that category that is pretty good is So NoTORIous. That show is so sad it is funny. All this time I thought Tori had no talent. I was right, but she better than her competiton.

Well, it's time to get something to eat. I will try to put some stuff up tomorrow. Seeing as how I get home at about 6:30 and have to be back up at 4am, let's just say that I will try my best. Until then, stay up peeps.

Chachi out.