What can I say, I'm a giver.

Hey, peeps. I forgot to tell you: the polls for the Douchebrawl 2006 Final Four will be up until Friday at midnight. That gives you a whole week to vote! Let your voice be heard!

Also, Z-Money ain't doing so well. Got a case of the 'boogaloo flu' that was going around. Only one thing can cure that: Scarlett Johanssen.

Feeling better already, ain't cha? Well, I got more. Uverworld, FOOL! WHAT!

Thank me later. Well, I'm off to watch the new Justice League Unlimited because I'm cold, bored and poor. Crap, I'm not in the mood to do an end joke. Screw it.
Stay up peeps.

Chachi out.

Four Douches, One Champion.

Ladies and gentleman, the Final Four of Douchebrawl has been set! I first off want to thank you for telling your friends because the votes for this round were triple those of the first round matchups! Peeps, I thank you. Now, let's get to the results!

Pauly Shore Regional Final

(1) Tom Cruise - 93.33%
(2) Mel Gibson - 6.67%

The Winnah - TOM CRUISE

Now this wasn't a shocker, but I was suprised by the margin of Tom's victory. Considering this bracket received the most votes, I was stunned by the dominance of Tom in this region. No matchup was even CLOSE. Congrats, Tom. You are the ultimate of actor douches. Xemu is proud. Who is the next entry into the Douchebrawl Final Four?

NKOTB Regional Final

(1) 50 Cent - 56.25
(3) Bono - 43.75%

The Winnah - 50 CENT

Wow, this was good. At the end of each day, the leader was different and it literally came down to the wire. I really thought that Bono could pull off the upset after taking down the #2 seed Nelly. However, in the end, Fiddy proved that he is the douchiest musician out there and earned that number one seed. Who is next one to make the finals?

Anna Nicole Regional Final

(1) Britney Spears - 18.75%
(11) Heather Graham - 81.25%

The Winnah - Heather Graham

Wow. I really underestimated how much people don't like Heather Graham. I honestly thought Britney Spears would run away with this bracket. That is why you let the peeps vote. Is all about you. I can say that 'Skankerella' has a pretty good shot in this. It's about heart and lack of talent. She has both. Now for the final entry

Kato Kailen Regional Final

(1) Kevin Federline - 75%
(2) Ashton Kutcher - 25%

The Winnah - Kevin Federline

Much like Cruise v. Gibson, I was shocked by the margin of victory in this matchup. It would be like Duke blowing out UConn: it COULD happen, but the talent should have made a game out of it. In this case, Kevin Federline popozaoed his way into Douchebrawl history as the most dominant force in his region. He dominated more than Tom Cruise against some stiffer competition (Milanakis, Jack Thompson, The Kootch). Win or not, K-Fed earned a lot of Douche-cred.

Here are the updated brackets!



So the brackets are set for the finals of the Andy Dick Douchebrawl 2006!!! In the first matchup, we have the craziest man in movies facing off against the biggest douche in music industry (not named Jimmy Iovine)!

Pauly Shore Regional Winner - Tom Cruise


VS.

NKOTB Regional Winner - 50 Cent


And in the second finals matchup of Douchebrawl 2006, the 'Queen of the Whores' takes on the arguably the most worthless human being on the planet!

Anna Nicole Regional Winner - Heather Graham


VS.

Kato Kailen Regional Winner - Kevin Federline

Well, the polls will be up momentarily, peeps. Can 50 take down Cruise or will Tom force Fiddy to back down? Can Heather Graham take out the Spears family back to back or will K-Fed continue his dominant run to the Douchebrawl crown? Only YOU can decide! Voting begins in a minute! Because in the end, the power is YOURS. Wait...

Okay, now I can end this post. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out.