I know, I said I was going to see The Dark Knight at 7:45 tonight (Which I still am. I got a comped ticket from buying the Justice League DVD earlier this year. SWEET!) but I couldn’t wait. I had to see it this afternoon after my interview. Understand this...right now....
GREATEST. FUCKING. MOVIE. EVER. CREATED. NOT. STARRING. LO PAN.
Nay, dare I say The Joker was more kick ass than Lo Pan. I know, I am shocked to say it too! Once you come to grips that it is about 2 and a half hours of non-stop awesomeness you realize you have just seen Heath Ledger redefine what it means to be not evil, but a villain. You just...have to see it. If you read "The Killing Joke" then you know how the performance will be. If you didn’t, you will be blown away by how he does this. I again take back all the bad things I said about him after "Casanova" because he fucking RAWKED this movie.
Only bad part: Christian Bale sounds like he gargled with a porcupine when he is Batman. Not really bad as much as you have to look deep as shit for the flaws. BIG UPS TO THE ORACLE SHOUT OUT! In other words, get up and see this movie....right the fuck now.
Oh, and for the uber-nerds out there….BASK IN THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS “WATCHMEN!!!”
Two words: FUCK and YEAH.
Full review on Sunday. Gives me time to clean myself up.
Chachi Out.
