Morning, peeps. I am so tired I can't even concentrate. Jebus, this is beginning to suck. Anyway, how is everyone this craptastic morning? I am still letting 132 MILLION DOLLARS for Pirates 2 sink in. I am almost giddy that it outgrossed Mission Impossible III in its first three days. Take THAT Tom Cruise.
Speaking of old 'Batshit Crazy' Cruise, a very important point was discussed last week and then bought up this weeked while talking to Zach. Has anyone even SEEN baby Suri? I know that I should just let the couple enjoy their privacy, but not this time. I honestly think either there was no baby or it is the Dawson's. Other celebs havent even seen the baby. You think that it looks like The Fly or something or that this whole thing was a farce? I think we have all been lied, honestly.
Now onto my big story of the day: Japan is about to run Hell Week all over North Korea's ass! We all know that after WWII that Japan isnt allowed to whoop up on anyones ass, but if they do this I am thinking two things: giant robots and ninjas. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is why Japan rules ALL. Could you imagine Voltron tearing up Kim Jong Il's stronghold? I can, I actually wrote a movie about it starring Josh Hartnett. Give 'em hell, Japan. Give 'em hell.
Well, just a quick update for today. Depending on when I get home, I may drop some nominees on you tonight or just give a quick update. Until then, stay up peeps.
Im out of here.
