My god…how fucking gay is Naruto? I mean literally, he is the gayest gay that ever gayed a gay in Gaytown. They just got to episode 133 (or the episode where one of the most bad-ass battles in anime history takes place):
And the dubbing once again turns this moment from a tragic battle in which a friend (Sasuke) is lost to the side of evil dispite all efforts of his best friend (Naruto The Gay-ja) into the most disturbing two episode yaoi-fest since Saved By The Bell where Slater did his uber-queer dance:
Whoa….that was just godless. Back to my point, way to bastardize and destroy what little awesomeness Naruto brought to the small screen. Seeing as how the show is literally HALF FUCKING FILLER the least the dub team could do is put their all into this one. I shudder to see what they do with Bleach when Ichigo faces off with Grimmjaw. It will be like Brokeback Mountain all up it that bitch. I wish I could quit you, Ichigo! Ugh, I hate dubbing. I honestly believe that the ratings on Cartoon Network would be higher if they just played the fucking fan-subbed versions of shows (Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, the inevitable comings of Darker Than Black and Devil May Cry) rather than the half-assed and sometimes downright HORRIBLE dubbed versions from Canada (What the fuck?! CANADA?! Might as well have Indians do it!). Before you start saying “They are trying their best!” just remember if these people had dubbed YOUR favorite shows and/or movies and they sounded this bad, you would be just as pissed off.
One last thing…X Japan:
That is all. Rock your faces off, peeps.
Chachi Out.
