Well, six days until "Wicked" and I am pumped! Blog (hopefully) tomorrow about Shrek 3, which I did end up seeing and also the Top 20 Bishe Hawt Video Game Guys Ever! What can I say, I'm a renegade gamer, its how I do things.
Got some things to do, but first some things to grow on....
1) Ladies...do not wear lotion with glitter. It screams 'stripper'. I know because I have (sadly) been to the strip club. And strippers wear it. So yeah...it's science. While I am on the subject no more Britney Spears, J-Lo or any other celeb perfumes because you guessed it. Strippers have it on lockdown. If liking operas, plays and musicals makes me gay, smelling like Britney Spears makes you a stripper. Only fair. Oh, and strippers have the lockdown on ALL clear shoes, not just heels. That goes for flip flops, sneakers, boots, Crocs and all other forms of footwear.
2) Just because you have a spoiler doesnt make you a racer or your car any faster. It just makes you a fucktard with a spoiler. Putting one on a Neon doesnt do anything. At all.
3) After some listening, Rhianna sucks. She is trying to be Beyonce and SHE sucks. My god, pop princesses are the new fucking rap/rock fusion. Just because Public Enemy/Anthrax effectivly rocked our faces doesnt mean you can. Just because Janet merged sexy with whore well doesnt mean you can. You see where she is now? Getting done by the asshole that gave us Kriss Kross and 'If I buy you a drink and you drink it up, you're going home with me'. Is that what you want out of your life?
4) Speaking of rap/rock (which I will never do again, mind you) Linkin Park's new album doesnt completely suck balls. It is actually...pretty damn good. I was suprised. What I like isnt for everyone but its cool. With the advent of the internet, it doesnt hurt to give 'Minutes To Midnight' a whirl. If you dont like it, cool.
5) Transformers the Movie may not suck ass. After my multiple orgasm last night at Shrek 3 during the trailer (You may have heard it, the cup was FILLED), I am kind of psyched to see Optimus Prime (Reports are they got Peter Cullen to do his voice! YOU'VE GOT THE POW-URRRR! YEAH!) transform and roll out in live action. Plus, you cant beat a My Little Pony cameo.
6) That 'Lip Gloss' song is so fucking stupid. Way to breed fast behavior early. At that age, if you want guys focused on your mouth when you arent answering a question or saying no, you are a fucking idiot.
7) 50 Cent needs to fucking die. I dont like to say that, but it is true:
"Got more whips than a runaway slave"
That nigga has to DIE. I cant even BEGIN to explain how ignorant that is. Rat toothed, mush-mouthed, monkey. Fuck Curtis Jackson.
8) Fuck Comcast. I hope you get cancer in your stupid head. 'Comcastic' must be a new form of internet failure and anal rape involving a network card, a modem and copy of 'Corky Romano'. Die slow.
Aaaaaaaaaaand that is all.
