Way Too Chachi

Peeps, the term 'gangsta' has officially been replaced by 'Chachi' because this right here is straigh CHACHI! The world can't stop me!

It is time for your weekly fix of the CHachi Top 20 as voted on by myself, the Council of Awesomeness and drunken pirates everywhere. Some of their votes had to be discounted because 'It's A Pirates Life For Me' is bar none the greatest song ever created but it is rather dated. Anyway, let's get this party started RIGHT!

20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (New Entry)

Part one of the K-Pop Battle for Supremacy! Bi is back, and hot as ever.
19. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #16)
18. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #15)
17. Se7en – I Wanna… (New Entry)

Yeah, Se7en is back, too. All I know is that he is on the Timbaland workout plan.
16. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week # 14)
15. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #19]
Still waiting for the Doctor's Advocate, asshole.
14. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #12)
Stall waiting for a new song, assholes.
13. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #18)
Still waiting for you to lift the restraining order, Nelly.
12. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Still hanging around like...dirty old men.
11. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #8)
Still bring sexyback. From where, I dont know. New video with T.I. coming soon! All I can say is muy bueno! Anyone know what happened to Usher? Seriously.
10. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
Still the Friday jam.
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Still number nine.
8. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #10)
Still fucking awesome.
7. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #6)

Still makes me happy in pants with dancing.
6. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10)

Fuck off, I still like Rascal Flatts! Leave me alone, I know I'm black!
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 7)
Is Amy Lee still with the guy from Seether? If not...Im in it to win it. Anyway, love the song and love her.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Making a last ditch effort for the top spot. WIll he fall due to his new ballad?
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #2)

Too bad he is leaning back. Rubber Band Banks is my new jam, though. Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
2. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #3)

Yeah, NDK being a week away this will get some MAD CD play from the Duece. And the maxi single has some kick ass tunage on there as well. Worth the purchase.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)

C'mon, could it be anyone else? Gave you the special ending version of the song to boot. Who says I'm not a giver? It's fucking UVERworld. Just picked up the live concert on my computer. Let's just say they blow away any American group I have seen. Seriously, if you are hating then you are missing the hell out.

Well, thats it for the Top 20. Can UVERworld make ith a whole month at #1? Or can the Beat Crusaders infect the top spot? Tune in next week!

Well that is all for now. Beerfest is tonight so you best believe that it is party time. If I still have my pants on, I aint drunk enough. I'm just kidding, drinking is bad. Stay away kids. Adults, knock yourself out, our boys didnt die by the Convenant's hands for us not to drink. Have one for them. And for the Master Chief. Who is so bad ass he doesnt NEED you to drink one for him but is humble enough to accept your respect. Anyway, until next time (odds are Sunday) stay up peeps.

Live Love and Laugh.

Hump Day! Just Without The Humping.

It's Wednesday, peeps. The middle of the week and not much is going on. All I can say is that Friday is gonna rule. It's the end of September (pretty much) and fun will be had by all. Not much to talk about today, though. New Top 20 on Friday and Douche of the Week will return on Sunday. Gotta roll out, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

I Don't Want To Waste This....

Yo, peeps! Okay, in terms of numbers this is my 200th post. However, I don't want to waste it on a midday update so lets call this a filler and not keep it in continuity. Well, big ups to the Saints. As a Saints fan since the early 90's (with Pat Swilling and that kick ass defense and Herbert at QB) I was glad to see them win. Not at the expense of my favorite team, but I was happy for them. Also, the Falcon recievers need to man the hell up. You have 3 to 4 inches on their DB's act like it. They got bullied and Mike Vick proved a lot to me as a QB actually getting the ball to his wideouts albeit they dropped it. He is leaps and bounds over last year as a QB, hopefully he gets a chance to show it.

And WHY DID U2 OPEN THE GAME?! Jesus, they would have U2 play during Latino History Month if they fucking could. Geez, all the jazz down there and they got U2. Sad. Good job NFL, you ruined a good thing.

Well, that is all for now. Sorry this is so short, but I gotta earn those gift checks. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Okay, Maybe This Day Will Rule...

Good morning, peeps! I am rather excited because the Dirty Birds are on Monday Night! Mike Vick is 3-0 under the primetime lights, you know. And tonight they are playing the Saints in New Orleans for the first time since the storm of storms last August. Emotional day for some, especially those who knew people or actually LIVED in New Orleans. As one who had family and friends there at the time, this is a pretty sweet moment because I KNOW the NLF wanted to get the hell out of there. Good to see the Saints back. Even with all the emotion, I am still picking Atlanta to win 23-16. Should be fun to watch.

So since I get paid in gift checks rather than currency, I decided to use my 'paycheck' to buy 35 dollars worth of pie, cookies sushi from Target. You laugh, but that was the best going away party EVER. And I got to rant and rave for a while and get some emotions off my chest. Combine that with the Venture Brothers (Funny ass show that I never see because I have to leave for work at 10pm to be on time) and it was a kick ass weekend.

Man, it is almost OCTOBER. This has been a roller-coaster year, I tell you what. And it ain't even over yet. The party never stops in the Duece's world. The holiday season should rule for the most part and I can hopefully take a few trips (Las Vegas for Holloween and Japan for New Years). That is all dependent on the cash flow situation, though.

Well, it is about that time. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Oh, and I just had my 1,000th visitor this weekend! I want to say thank you to all the people that come here and listen to my ranting, whining and humor. Not gonna lie to you, you make it worthwhile to do this everyday (or whenever I post) and I thank you for your eyes and ears. That number is skewed because I have had to redo my counter a whole bunch of times but even if its a low-ball figure, I appreciate the love.

Thank You, Peeps. Thank You.

No (Dumb) Grrls Allowed.

Happy Sunday, Peeps! I told you I would be back. Well, I have a few things to go over this weekend. First things first: The Ladies Night Animated Babes Competition is back! I will work on the animated guys (I lost that file when my hard drive went all Mel Gibson a few weeks ago) this and next week in time for NDK. I will have information posted on the boards pretty soon, but word of mouth works pretty well if you catch my drift. This was the original list I had in March of this year:

Misato Katsuragi (Evangelion)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Belldandy (Oh! My Goddess)
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Naru Narusegawa (Love Hina)
Matsumoto (Bleach)
Chi (Chobits)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mizuho (Onegai Teacher)
Excel (Excel Saga)
Yui (Dirty Pair)
May Hoppkins (Gunsmith Cats)
Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
Ifurita (El Hazard)
Momo Adachi (Peach Girl)
Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

Quinn (Daria)
Cheetara (Thunder Cats)
Scarlet (GI Joe)
Lady Jay (GI Joe)
Princess Clara (Drawn Together)
Betty Boop
Jessica Rabit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Velma (Scooby Doo)
Daphne (Scooby Doo)
April O'Neil (TMNT)
Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Wendy (Superfriends)
Foxy (Drawn Together)
She-Ra (He Man)

Tifa (FFVII)
Aeris (FFVII)
Laura Croft (Tomb Raider)
Reiko Hinomoto (Rumble Roses)
Peach (Mario Brothers)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Chun Li (Street Fighter)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
Oracle (God of War)
Quistis (FFVIII)
Kasumi (DOA)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
Black Cat (Spiderman)
Black Canary (Birds of Prey/JLA)
Emma Frost (X-Men)
Witchblade (Witchblade)
Spider Woman (New Avengers)
Abbey Chase (Danger Girl)
Huntress (Birds of Prey)
Catwoman (Catwoman)
Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four)
Batgirl (Batgirl)
Shanna (Shanna The She Devil)
Power Girl (JSA)
Zataana (JLA)
Vampirella (Vampirella)
Dawn (Dawn)

A pretty good list, but about 6 months old. I am leaving it up to the peeps to help me make changes.I hope to have the first round start the weekend of NDK (October 6th-8th) and like Douchebrawl have the rounds end each weekend. Due to poor planning (and actually having to FUCKING WORK), the Chachi's will be moved back to the award season. I was trying to avoid that because I hate award shows (The irony is priceless, I know) and that's when the season begins. Yet, my awards kick ass and theirs don't.

So as I said last week, Ted is leaving so that leaves the Clique down to three members. Zach, Nolan and I are holding auditions and are still taking resumes for a new fourth member. We all went to On The Border Saturday and there is this...saucy hostess that has a very nice....let's just say 'rumptacular'. Nolan and I made took no shorts about it. It is a DAMN NICE boo=tay. Too bad she can't be any older than 19 because man...she is wife material right there. Speaking of too young, what in the HELL happened to the Hinoi Team? The young Para Para Princesses are becoming young ladies...

I felt very wrong about watching this video on Youtube. So I downloaded it. For the PARA PARA, you pervs! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter.

Back on females for a second, or as I call them 'my nemesis'. After the On The Border escapade (I swear, that girl is fiy-fiy-ine. And smells nice too, not like Clarie's or 21 like most females between 18-25) I had one of my 'spaz fits' about how women don't follow logic (which they don't) and try as often as they can to pass off responsibility (which is DAMN TRUE) and how they are heartbreakers and vampires (the last of which has been proven by science several times). Now I am full aware those are generalizations to the ultimate degree but at the same time...I fucking fits. I have proven several times that some women UNDERSTAND logic because they come to the right answer. Yet, the problem is that women do like to accept responsibility for their actions because they have been told their WHOLE life that they are special because they are women and they are supposed to be a quandry. No, beating Ninja Gaiden for the X-Box is a quandry. Figuring out why Dick Clark is STILL ALIVE is a quandry (I still say a female virgin's blood but we all know THAT doesn't exist. BOO-YAKKA!). Women are NOT a quandry. They were just riding the anti-Uncle Ben Parker craze of 'with great power comes NO responsibility or accountability' that ran from Jodie Foster's rape scene in 'The Accused' up until about 2004. Then men (and thankfully some women) realized that living like that is stupid because in the end...you really have NO POWER.

This statement right here is not MY opinion but I have heard it several times and I think it is an important viewpoint, not TRUE viewpoint: the only weapon women have is their sexuality. That is a rather STUPID statement, but there is some truth to it. As smart as a woman is, at the end of the day, according to women, her looks and marketablity are all she is worth to men. You will hear very few people with half a fucking brain argue that because there is a hefty grain of truth to it. It is not FAIR, but tough shit, that's life. So when it comes down to sex, which when you look at that statement, that means that women have all the power, right? Let's break sexual situations down:

1. If she says no and you go for it, it is rape. One point for the ladies (now don't get all pissy because I am giving a point for rape.)
2. If she says yes and you say yes and you go for it, it is rape. Don't ask because you KNOW the answer and it will just piss you off. Point for the ladies because alcohol is the great stupidifier. And if anyone knows that, it is ME.
3. If she says no and you say no, depending on the geographic shift of the lunar force currents a woman can respond one of 729 ways. Fuck that, you lose anyway. When this happens it is a wildcard because quite simply women are used to saying no in response to a demand, not an agreement to a response. Really think about it and the words make sense. Or they don't and FUCK YOU, it is my damn blog.

However if she says yes and YOU SAY NO, you officially rob her of all her power and put all the responsibility on HER. And women respond to the power shift like men do to being confronted about a lie: confusion and blame. Since the majority of time (I'm gonna put it at 85% as a nice round number) women are the ones making the ultimate decision about whether to say yes or no in a sexual situation, they are not used to having that power taken away. By a man saying 'You know what, I don't think it would be good to do this right now, we should wait' you officially have triggered the 'WTF, OH NO YOU DIDNT' button in a woman. Now I have had women tell me that it is just not expected (which makes me say 'Is your yak lined with Mr. Sparkle and plum sake because it better be to make it impossible for me to say no?') to hear a man say no in a sexual situation. BULLSHIT. We are not ALLOWED to say no lest we feel the wrath of a scorned, stupid woman. Women are used to SAYING no not being TOLD no, lest you get charged with ssexual assault or seen as a perv.

While I am at it. Women always say they want to be respected for their minds and abilities yet when it all comes down to it, they know that boobies and butts are called 'money-makers' for a reason. Hell, Ludacris wrote a shitty song about it. BTW, I hate that fucking song. Anyway, women show their goods at work, school and in public to get ahead. There is nothing wrong with that in the slightest. Shit, if my breasts were perkier, I would do the exact same thing. My issue is that women will dress like a Ying Yang Twinz video (all races, dont even act like you are above this statement no matter who you are) and at the same time say 'I want to be respected in all aspects of life for my abilities and talents'. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. The fact that women think they can have it both ways is the problem. By having the power of sexuality with no real accountability or responsibility to know the BALANCE of sexuality and actual common sense is the factor that women don't (or fucking won't) acknowledge. Men don't respect your right to dress like a whore (and yes, there is a uniform and it has been pointed out several times. Clear heels need to be left in the strip club ladies), but ALSO need to respect your mind (which is hard to notice your intellect because you are dressed...like a whore). Because we men dont accept this duplicitous (I love that word) edge of stupidy women see as a right, all men ain't shit. You know what, watch the Pimp Chornicles (This will be the ONLY TIME you see me reference a pimp to prove my point. I promise) and Katt Williams pretty much lays it down. Much like I tell black people still blaming the white man for their issues because they are being 'held down' despite the fact your triffling black ass hasnt updated your resume since 2001 and you ain't tried to find a real job since 2003, you dumb ass fucktard. Ladies, ahem. If you still believe that men don't respect or understand you and you are over the age of 23 (college is enough fucking time to get your shit together) and you STILL go to the same clubs to try to catch a man or you are with a dumb ass motherfucking man that you met at that same fucking club that treats you like shit because your dumb ass won't leave the comfort of a relationship:

MAYBE THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOU!!

I'm just saying. I came to grips with the fact that I am single mainly because of ME (being not-so-attractive and an utter and complete asshole are other main factors) and I am the problem until I find someone like me. Which ain't gonna happen. There just arent many Latina, J-Pop loving, anime watching, 50 Cent hating Atlanta Falcons fans with nice butts that enjoy the theater and see the science of Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. Is that so much to ask? I'm kinda picky. Oh, and understand that Maeken fucking RULES ALL:

Usher ain't got SHIT on Maeken! Oh and that girl in the braids? Not too shabby if I say so myself. Anyway, long story short women need to own up to the fact that the power they have has a consequence and that understanding that will make you life a lot easier. And mine because then I can relax and find a nice lady to settle down and watch Peach Girl with.

Oh, and America. You made Jackass Number Two the number one movie in America. There is no fucking hope for you people. Geez, just when I thought people were getting smart after Paris Hilton's album flopped like...well NOT like her having sex according to the tape. It was like watching insect porn. Grasshoppers fucking; not my cup of tea.

So remember on Friday I was talking about more Koda Kumi. Well, here it is and it seems she found the Britney Spears catsuit:

Holy hotness. If there was a woman that needed to do a music video in a catsuit (I won't say BoA because that's not how she rolls. But damn, that would be TEH HAWT if she was writhing around like that) it is Koda Kumi. Sweet Aunt May's wheatcakes she is saucy like Queso Live. And I bet just as tasty. OH!

So, before I end this I need to talk about the Se7en vs. Bi/Rain battle. So I had given to edge to Bi because of Free Way (currently number #5 on the Chachi Top 20) and it's groovy awesomeness. Keep in mind I left the poor English translation alone because we all know I love Beat Crusaders and the only worse enemy of the English language is Nelly. Hoever, I think Se7en may bave taken the battle to a new level. New song, new album and obviously he is on the Timbaland Work Out Plan because this man is SWOLLEN. Check out I Wanna...:

Okay, I am sorry but that is fucking hawt. I could care less what you have to say about sexuality, that is just damn sexy. We will have a new entry on Friday, I swear on it. On the other hand, Bi has a new single and it is also called I Wanna Know. All I can say is OOOOHHHHH, its on now! Is there anything better than a Korean pop star dance off? No. No there isn't.

You just don't see this kind of stuff in the States. I hope to change that at NDK, cuz someone is getting SERRRRR-VED!

Well, that is enough for today. I will try to be back tomorrow. Be sure to give input on the Ladies Night Battle. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

What Was Old Is Now New...

Good afternoon, peeps! The Duece is back and in effect! Yeah, I'm bringing it back. So I have a new idea for a web battle. The WORST SONG EVER!! 16 songs from 4 genres battling it out to be the worst song ever forced into our ears! It is in the early stages, but tell your friends. I want to have some sort of idea of the songs this weekend and let you guys give input. Like I said, it is all for the peeps.

Well, it is about that time. Time for the CHACHI TOP 20 of the Week! Can Sleepy Brown hold on or will Young Dro lean into the top spot with some help from T.I.? Lets find out, starting with my ladies at #20!

20. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #16)
Well, its almost over. My ladies are on the way out and it saddens me to say it. But the songs about are newer and hotter. Only musically, I still love me some Yuki and Cico.
19. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 14)
Eh, this song is losing its luster. I liked it because America hated it, now no one cares about them And neither do I.
18. Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [New Entry]

Fuck yes. I can not WAIT for this album. Aside from Talib Kweli's album it is gonna be a slow holiday season for hip hop. This song is not only great beat-wise, but Game has really improved over his first works, which I wasn't a fan of. Besides, an enemy of 50 is a friend of mine.
17. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (New Entry)

Just saw this video 10 minutes ago. And GOD DAMN I LOVE NELLY FURTADO! Shit her eyes are just....damn. Striking, dude. Striking.
16. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #13)
I was actually grooving to this on the way to work. Still like, but not as much as the rest.
15. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
Still need to see Idlewild. Heard it kicked ass.
14. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #13)
These guys need a new song. They have my attention now keep it.
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)

Still love the dance. Learning a lot more about them and they kind of kick ass.
12. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
This song officially is play'd out. Saw it in a Tampax commercial.
11. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #17)
Listening to it right now. Can't wait for the new album, John.
10. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 18)
This weeks biggest mover. Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. The next person that asks why gets their ASS WHOOPED ON!
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 10)
This video kicks ass. The song is average (compared to other Orange Range work) but man that video is worth the watch.
8. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #6)
Still sexy, but moving backwards if you get my drift.
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 11)
Amy Lee = HAWT. I say it a lot, but the shit is true. Oh, and wolves rule.
6. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)

So Ms. Koda has a new video. It is A LOT tamer than this one. Yet, since there is no bottle licking, it is not as cool. Yes, I like Asian women licking bottles. It's a thing I have. Bite me.
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Same spot as last week. Move On just got downloaded by yours truly, and K-Pop ballads RULE. Yes, I said it. I still dig this jam, especially on the late night tip.
4. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)
Last weeks number one falls! Although it is Friday and at 4:55PM I WILL blare this song, it falls from the top. Bout time Sleepy Brown got a hit, BTW.
3. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #9)

FUCK YES. This song WILL be sang while driving and in karaoke. Broken english kicks ass!
2. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)

Almost there for the hottest thing smokin. So 2006 is officially the year of T.I. and I can't be mad. As long as its not Nelly, I am good to go.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for two weeks)

The Kings of Kings have returned to their throne! Yes, this song kicks ass. STILL. They need some new stuff though. Oh, and just downloaded their live show, too. DTechnolife is next level performed live.

Well, that is all for this week. I will try to be up tomorrow AND Sunday but I make no guarantees. Ted is leaving (I think) this weekend so gotta hang out with the Clique. Until then, stay up peeps. And lets get DANGEROUS!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Man, I'm A Horrible Blogger

My bad peeps. I just spaced on posting yesterday. Since I am creeping up on 200 posts (MAN that came fast) I want to make them as good as possible until then. So the next one will be Friday with a new Top 20. Giving you guys something to look forward to. Keep it real, peeps cuz I will be back soon.

Live, Laugh and Love.

The Day After

Morning peeps! How is everyone? I'm doing good, just chillin after my birthday. As usual I just laid low. Oh, Happy Birthday to Rick and Su! Yeah, I have like 8 friends now. I'm likeable.

I will be back later, I just wanted to let the world know I was still alive after Friday night. Barely. My god, I barely remember where I was at most of the night. However, it kicked ass instead of the usual crappy night while drinking because I didnt have to worry about dipfucks and asshats getting in my way. Great weekend.

I will try to do a rant when I get home. and BOY do I have some rants built up. Stay up, peeps.

Love, Laugh and Love.

A New #1?

Good morning, peeps! I am back in effect after yesterday's hiatus. Sorry about that, I just got swamped. But I am back for the people and ready to give you the goodness. First things first. WHITNEY AND BOBBY GOT DIVORCED?! WHY GOD, WHY?! Didn't they almost have it all? Man, first Nick and Jessica now this. If two crackheads cant find love in this crazy world who can? How can I be a supporter of love if the crazy can't stay together? Well, let us remember the good times...

Man, Bobby Christina is an ugly baby. Anyway,uch luck to the both of you. Sadly, it was the longest standing celebrity marriage out there. SAAAAAAAAAD!

So it is time for the for the first official week of the Chachi Top 20! Yaaaaaay! More good stuff and space filler! Let's get this bad boy started off RIGHT!!

20. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up (Last Week #14)
19. Mary J. Blige - Take Me As I Am (Last Week #18)
18. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week #20)
LEAVE ME ALONE! I FUCKING LIKE RASCAL FLATTS!
17. John Legend – Save Room (New Entry)

A new song from my favorite R&B singer. Really nice to see the Kanye West style gone, seeing as how Kanye West did a Boost Mobile commercial. I thought I blocked that out pretty well.
16. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #12)
I dont think I can live without my Yuki and Cico. However, Endless Summer is out and kinda catchy, we may see that on here.
15. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)
Also, this song will be danced to at NDK. Need at least 25 people to make it work though.
14. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 9)
13. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #10)
12. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #11)
11. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 15)
Yeah, I am really beginning to like this song. Did I mention Amy Lee is HAWT?
10. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 16)
9. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #13)
So if anyone wants to join Zach, Nolan (YOU ARE DOING THIS!) and I doing this song karaoke style at NDK be our guest. The more the merrier. LOVE INFECTS WORLDWIDE!!
8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
6. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #5)
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Weel #6)
4. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #4)

Fuck, this song is catchy as HELL. As Teq said, he just mumbles and says 'shoulder lean' every few seconds. Yeah, and I digs it. What can I say, aint been to Georgia in years and I still feel it. Rubber Band Banks is pretty hot right now, too.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)

WHAT! NOOOOOOOO! Yeah, I still jam to this, now with the windows down. If you don't like UVERworld, something is wrong with YOU fucky.
1. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #2)

Yes, this is my new favorite song. This is the official Friday 5:00pm jam taking over 'Working For The Weekend' by Loverboy and 'Friday Night' by Johnny Kemp. Hells yeah.

Well, my birthday is Sunday so I will be back on Monday. Uber-update on Saturday!

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love!

Geez, It's A Bad Year For Babies

Good morning, peeps! Let me start it all off by saing....DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! First Tom Cruise and Katie's demon spawn and now THIS. Man, it has been a jacked up year for babies all around. I swear just one set of crazy parents after another. Maybe Kevin can use that massive amount of dancing and singing talent he has to raise his kids. Or not, who cares he probably sell them for some PBR any-damn-way. Fucktard.

Man, sorry so short but I have to be out. But before I go, greatest parent in the world. Seriously, employers should take note. Give them incentives that they may actually WANT. Just kidding, drugs are bad. Enjoy the day, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Well, 98 Had Four Members...and They Broke Up.

Good morning, peeps! How is everyone today? Now that the anniversary of 9/11 has passed without incident (as well as 6/6/06 which everyone and their mom thought was the end of the world) we can go back to being afraid of something truly terrifying: Suri Cruise. You know what is even better? Tom and Katie arent even married. I just find that very funny because I dont know what the rules of Scientology but that CANT be good.

So with Ted moving to Wyoming, I think it is time to bring in a new fourth. We (Nolan, Zach and I) will be accepting applications and resumes to become our new fourth member. Fell free to apply, we are an EEO employer and are really fond of punch and pie.

I have to head out for now peeps. Stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Top of the Pops!

Morning peeps! A mid-day update?! Keep your fool mouths shut, dammit! I am giving you guys something special. I said I was gonna do this a while ago, so here it is. The first ever...

CHACHI'S VIDEO TOP 20 COUNTDOWN OF MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK...TO ME!

Yes, long but to the point. With this being the first of a (hopefully) weekly chart I hope to update this and have new videos up for you each Friday. Problem is that I dont watch MTV or BET for the most part so I kind of go off of the songs I like and hope a video cooresponds with the track on Youtube or somewhere else. I will also be willing to take votes a la TRL, but I SO did not steal the idea! It is from the makers of Findepenence Day and Fargate! That being said, let's begin the show at # 20!


20. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most
Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. As Nolan pointed out this weekend they are from Ohi, which is less COUNTRY as much as it is IMBRED. Yeah, I went there, fuck Ohio. Apologize for the 2004 election and I will call it even. Even still, I like this song.

19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man
YES! This song was on the blog yesterday and it rules. Like I said, if the Beach Boys were Japanese and didnt suck wang, this would be the kind of music they would make.

18. M-Flo f/ Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei - Summer Time Love
This song was my jam this summer, I didnt care who looked at me funny. Great stuff, but wearing kind of old now that M-Flo has a new song out. The video is pretty kick ass, I had it up a few days ago.

17. The Game - One Blood (It's Okay)
Fuck yeah. The thug in me wont let me not like this song. You know, if the rest of his album is like this, I will have to say sophmore slump my ass. Great song, bleh video. Evens out though.

16. Orange Range - UnRockstar
Just saw this bad boy a few weeks ago and I kind of like it. The video is awesome but the song is...average. No where near Champione or even Asterisk. Still, sweet video.

15. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober
Mmmm, Amy Lee. Go to hell, Amy Lee is DAMN FINE. And this song rawks the bawx.

14. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up
This song was on repeat for about a month. Too bad the movie sucked. Also, all females that dance (this goes to you to BoA): watch this video to figure out how to WORK IT OUT. Jesus Christ this girl can MOVE.

13. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
As my infatuation with Bleach has dropped off a tad, this song had beugn to grow on me. After looking up there other work, I was throughally suprised on how much these guys kick the ass. Great video, too.

12. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai
Yuki + Cico + Video = Filling the cup and on this countdown. Nuff said.

11. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies
Yeah, sue me. I liked high school drama and theater performances.
10. Orange Range - Champione
I still dig this song, although I played it out myself for the most part.

9. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Alright, I like the Dixie Chicks solely for the fact they piss off middle America. And I HATE MIDDLE AMERICA. Fuck Kansas, the band sux and so does the state! Although 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is teh mad notes.

8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown
Catchy song, but everyone plays it. I heard it in a Tampax commercial yesterday. That and there are other songs on the album that are better. Still a catchy ditty.
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
Okay, I have a love/hate with this song. The first time I heard it, the song was awesome. Now, it is everywhere and eveyone loves is. Cee-Lo kicks ass, Danger Mouse kicks ass. Together they kick ass. And the avant garde video kicks ass, too.

6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway
I love this song. Yes, I know the video is a rip-off of 'Rock Your Body' but still the song has merit by itself. Almost makes me want to learn Korean. ALMOST.

5. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
It's JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He is fucking HAWT. And this song is fucking HAWT. Just hawtness all the way around.

4. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean
Now normally I hate songs about dances (Lean Back, Side 2 Side, Da Dip, etc.) but this song has struck a chord with me. That and the ATL is on TOP, FOO...L!

3. Kumi Koda - Juicy
Yeah, I had reservations about this one. Mainly because Kumi Koda is performing with (or as Nolan called it molesting) a bottle. On the other hand, KUMI KODA IS MOLESTING A BOTTLE!! You can't beat that no matter how you slice it.

2. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas
Now THIS song is bad ass. Sleepy Brown is pretty good once you get past the Curtis Mayfield ripoff factor. And this beat is straight banging. Pharrell did a great job with this one. And every Friday before sake you know I am jammin' to this in my cube.

1. UVERworld - Shamrock
Could it be anyone else BUT UVERworld? They are only my favorite group of all time. This song is also for a j-dodrama (?) that I watched yesterday and it was unsubtitled. So yeah, much like Rebelde I had to make up my own plot. The ninjas battle the pandas next week. Even still, it is a bad ass song.

And THAT is a sweet countdown. I will try to have this updated every Saturday morning or Friday nigh, depending what goes on after work. I hope you enjoyed the first Chachi's Top 20 Countdown! Can UVERworld hold Sleepy Brown off from the top spot? Or will Ms. Koda shake and gyrate herself to #1? Stay tuned, peeps!

Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

One Week Till The Biggest Party of the Century!

What is up peeps? Time for a weekend update! The only sucky part is that no good movies were out. The summer movie season is definitly over. Hell, there in a moth where Ashton Kutcher has TWO movies coming out is a month I dont want to live in. Add in Kevin Costner and Nick Cage and dammit this is a sucky month.

Except for the fact my birthday is in a week! That's right, peeps. A week from today I will be the Big 26! What do I have planned, you ask? Well...nothing. Yeah...I'm lame. Completely lame. No money for Vegas and no lady for companionship. Yep, things are SO NOT coming up Milhouse on that front. Yeah, well after this weekend and hearing Nolan, Ted and Zach talk maybe its not so bad. Because women are NOT smarter than zebras. Not even meerkats.

Anyway, the week in news was special. Paris Hilton got herself a DUI for being...well...Paris fucking Hilton. I swear, there is no one stupider than her. Money and preying mantis body (which for some reason people think is hot. I guess inter-species erotica is bigger than I thought) aside, the bitch is worthless and nothing will change that. Odds are she will get out of this ticket like Mel Gibson, but at least he...well he didnt die so fuck him, too.

We FINALLY saw the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawn. And...that isnt their baby. Unless Tom really IS Asian or Katie is part Cambodian. That baby has slanted eyes. And to people that say all babies have slanted eyes: all ASIAN babies have slanted eyes, you fucksticks! Let it go, that baby is as much mine as it is Tom's. The fact that people are looking at that baby and saying 'It could be...his?' makes me think that the terrorists are right and we need to be handled because we obviously cant handle ourselves. A terrorist joke right before 9/11? You got that shit right, peeps. Terrorism is funny, Tom Cruise is funny, it all works.

So the season premires on Sunday of The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy and War at Home so far is .5 for 2. The Simpsons season premire was 'bleh' and American Dad had a few funny moments (Roger RULES) but really isn't up to Family Guy or South Park humor. Here is to Family Guy saving the night.

I have a lot of videos and pictures for the male demograpic on this blog. Here is something for the female reader(s?) of this bad boy. You know I digs the Rebelde (although I have only found 5 episodes because Isohunt is the devil when it comes to that show) and I have Dulce Maria on here every other second. And rightfully so, she is damn fine and you know it. However, here are the sexy guys of Rebelde, Diego and Giovanni! Enjoy, ladies!

Wow....so Family Guy just saved my weekend. Your finger was in my ass! In context its funny, out of context it just sounds nasty. I have said it once, I will say it again: rape CAN be funny, just like racism and and every other -ism. Oh yeah, I went there.

I swear, all this hype for Happy Feet has me wanting to see that. It wont be out for another 2 fucking months, either. Can I wait? YES! SABATO GIGANTE JOKE REFERNECE!!! Aaahhh, this day has kind of ruled.

Well, you know what time it is. It's BoA time! Its been a while since I told her how I felt, so I will just say it now: I loves the Boa Kwon. Hey, little known fact: BoA's birthday is the day before Sowelu. How is THAT for the sauciest two days in history. Hell yeah. Here is BoA's Key of Heart.

Yeah, she is SO much hotter than Hyori Lee. I can see how some may like her better (Hyori's older and um...lets just say 'tight bangin' comes to mind when I see her) but BoA is a better singer and dancer. Oh, and is just so damn CUTE. Like a kitten holding baby bunny while playing Kitten War. Although Hyori Lee is not too shabby her damn self.

Damn. I actually DO need a new bed peeps. Maybe with her on it if you get my drift. Because I dont, I'm dumb as hell. So I just saw the greatest video ever the other day. I had heard of the Southern All Stars before, but never considered them my favorites so I didnt take much tome to research them. Now, I stand corrected because this song kicks ass. Here is Dirty Old Man.

If the Beach Boys didnt suck, they would sound like that.

So before I go, I just have to say big ups to the Atlanta Falcons! They went out and beat the preseason pick of damn near everyone to win the NFC (and maybe even the Super Bowl) in the Carolina Panthers 20-6 IN CAROLINA. Not only that, it wasnt even as close as the score shows because Atlanta missed two field goals and kind of played keep away in the 4th quarter. It is only the first game, but if Abraham, Kerney and Coleman stay healthy (and two of the three left the game due to minor injuries) this team can really make some moves in conference that now is wide open after the eggs layed by Dallas and Tampa Bay. Hell, even Seattle looked like they couldnt tell their head from their ass against Detroit. DETROIT! Oh, and to the Broncos fans I stand by my statement: you need to start Jay Cutler to light a fire under Plummer's ass. As long as he knows his job is safe, you will have mindfucks like what happend against St. Louis. Don't let that fool you though, Jim Hasslett is a great defensive coach, just had no talent in New Orleans. That was just as much a St. Louis victory as a Denver loss. Anyway, it was a great first week of football.

Well, I gotta be up early as hell tomorrow so I am out for now. I will try to have more stuff up during the week, too. Until then, stay up peeps. And I havent forgotten about the Chachi's! They will be up soon!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Man, I Am A Slacker.

Update later tonight or tomorrow morning. Gotta pay the bills, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Out of Action

Hey peeps! No real update today, which pisses me off because there is so much to rant about (Hilton's DUI, devil child Suri, Steve Irwin) but I have stuff to do. I will be back tomorrow for a bit so I may try to speak on it then.

Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Meet You At The Crossroads So You Won't Be Lonleeeeeeeeey...

Morning, peeps. Today I pose to you a hypothetical question. Let's say you were with a woman that was very attractive and every guy wanted her but you were with her. Life was good. Then, out of the blue, she decided to dump you for someone with a better car. Then you meet a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders, but she has a really bad past (I'm talking three-ways and midgets) but has cleaned herself up. You really like her and think you have something special. Then, that bitch that ripped your heart out returns and says she is sorry. And MAN is she looking good. What do you do, peeps? What DO YOU DO?

Anyway, while you ponder that how is everything? Things are cool on my end, just planning for NDK. Seeing as how money is too tight for Vegas right now (I am thinking Halloween. That would KICK ASS) it makes the weekend a lot easier to budget. Anyone who reads this blog that wants to network and head up there as a pack let me know. Last time Zach and I tried to start a gang and it didnt work. I think we may bring a sign-up sheet and have people enlist outside. I may make up badges and everything. It will be teh awesome.

Well, that is all for now. I will be back tomorrow, ya'll. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Okay, Okay. I Have Some Explaining To Do...

Good morning, peeps. I know I said there would be an uber-update this weekend, but it just didnt happen. Nothing really exciting happend. Gamed with Ted, Zach and Nolan on Saturday and pissed around on Sunday until I went to Dave and Buster's in the evening (Oh, and I SO RULE at trivia, BTW). Monday I just relaxed and caught up on some sleep and housework. So all in all, it was a boring ass weekend not worthy of an update. What can I say, I'm lame.

However, in sad news the Steve Irwin passed away after being stabbed by a poisionus stingray barb. Okay, for those of you that dont know I couldnt stand the croc hunter. Something in me says that if you agitate dangerous animals bad shit happens to you. While the death is tragic, it is not unexpected. Lets face it, if he got mauled by a crocodile in let us say a Target then THAT is tragic. And fucking WEIRD. Getting stabbed by a stingray in its natural habitat? Kind of what happens. Even still, I never watched a show (on purpose, anyway) and he will be missed by a lot of people. I have nothing personal against the guy, so may he find more crocies to pester in heaven. Why cant this shit happen to Kevin Federline? Not THERE is someone who deserves to get stabbed with a poisionus barb to the chest. I'm just saying.

Who in the hell is Danity Kane? What the hell does that mean, anyway? Geez, I really am out of the loop. Anyway, here is some new Orange Range for everyone!

Yeah, a good little song there. Better than most, anyway.

Oh, and I happend to catch a bit of the MTV VMA's the other day (I want to say Sunday? Maybe Saturday) and people...Al Gore sucks. Seriously, I am so cereal about this. He is lame and he sucks. Oh, and one more thing: HE FUCKING LOST. The main part people forget about a representative democray is that the people dont mean shit. Its a REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY which means we pick someone to represent us. Until we realize that and vote in drunken pirates to run our country it is gonna be the same old shit. C'mon, America get it together.

Well, I will be back tomorrow hopefully. I am going to knuckle up and get a post up on Saturday or Sunday that is worthy of being called an uber-post. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax!

Good morning, peeps! It's Friday all up in this bitch and I am feeling so damn good right now I could kiss my cat. No, not so much. Her breath smells like tuna and fur. Even still, I feel hella good right now.

My birthday is in 16 days, peeps. And I am gonna be honest: I want a fucking gift. Nothing big, maybe 5 dollars off at Chic-Fil-A or something. Or a naming of a state after me. Fuck Maine, Chachi sounds like a kick ass state name. The state flag could be a pirate slaying a bear (Take THAT, California!) or something sweet like that.

So I caught all of 5 minutes of the MTV VMAs and I must say that MTV still sucks. As does Jack Black, that motherfucker was funny in ONE MOVIE (Saving Silverman) and shitty in everything else. God, I hate him and I hate MTV.

Still not enough to blow my high. I aint got much planned for the weekend (except maybe some college football and video games) so I will try to be up on Saturday for a special post. TRY TO BE. Oh, and my review of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book. The first page was awesome, so if the book is even HALF as good as that then I just filled the cup. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.