Way Too Chachi

Peeps, the term 'gangsta' has officially been replaced by 'Chachi' because this right here is straigh CHACHI! The world can't stop me!

It is time for your weekly fix of the CHachi Top 20 as voted on by myself, the Council of Awesomeness and drunken pirates everywhere. Some of their votes had to be discounted because 'It's A Pirates Life For Me' is bar none the greatest song ever created but it is rather dated. Anyway, let's get this party started RIGHT!

20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (New Entry)

Part one of the K-Pop Battle for Supremacy! Bi is back, and hot as ever.
19. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #16)
18. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #15)
17. Se7en – I Wanna… (New Entry)

Yeah, Se7en is back, too. All I know is that he is on the Timbaland workout plan.
16. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week # 14)
15. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #19]
Still waiting for the Doctor's Advocate, asshole.
14. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #12)
Stall waiting for a new song, assholes.
13. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #18)
Still waiting for you to lift the restraining order, Nelly.
12. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Still hanging around like...dirty old men.
11. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #8)
Still bring sexyback. From where, I dont know. New video with T.I. coming soon! All I can say is muy bueno! Anyone know what happened to Usher? Seriously.
10. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
Still the Friday jam.
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Still number nine.
8. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #10)
Still fucking awesome.
7. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #6)

Still makes me happy in pants with dancing.
6. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10)

Fuck off, I still like Rascal Flatts! Leave me alone, I know I'm black!
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 7)
Is Amy Lee still with the guy from Seether? If not...Im in it to win it. Anyway, love the song and love her.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Making a last ditch effort for the top spot. WIll he fall due to his new ballad?
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #2)

Too bad he is leaning back. Rubber Band Banks is my new jam, though. Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
2. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #3)

Yeah, NDK being a week away this will get some MAD CD play from the Duece. And the maxi single has some kick ass tunage on there as well. Worth the purchase.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)

C'mon, could it be anyone else? Gave you the special ending version of the song to boot. Who says I'm not a giver? It's fucking UVERworld. Just picked up the live concert on my computer. Let's just say they blow away any American group I have seen. Seriously, if you are hating then you are missing the hell out.

Well, thats it for the Top 20. Can UVERworld make ith a whole month at #1? Or can the Beat Crusaders infect the top spot? Tune in next week!

Well that is all for now. Beerfest is tonight so you best believe that it is party time. If I still have my pants on, I aint drunk enough. I'm just kidding, drinking is bad. Stay away kids. Adults, knock yourself out, our boys didnt die by the Convenant's hands for us not to drink. Have one for them. And for the Master Chief. Who is so bad ass he doesnt NEED you to drink one for him but is humble enough to accept your respect. Anyway, until next time (odds are Sunday) stay up peeps.

Live Love and Laugh.