Thursday, January 22, 2009

I...Hate...Beyonce. Seriously, Why Can't R&B Singers Get Shot Like Rappers?

Alright, people. All of these things SUCK ASS:

- Jim Jones & Ron Browz's Pop Champagne song (What in the fuck?! Nigga, you suck ass! Not Jim Jones, he's kind of cool. Roger Troutman is rolling over in his fucking grave right now!)

- Beyonce's....any-fucking-thing. (Especially "Diva" because a diva is as much a female version of a hustler and kike is a term of endearment for Jews. I fucking went there. Using words in a new context is fine as long as you aren't a dumb bitch about it)

- Anything having to do with the Joe Buddens/Saigon beef (Seriously...who? I mean I have nothing against Joey but Saigon? Why are you beefing with Southeast Asia? Did they change the name of Cambodia AGAIN? Oh...hes a rapper...EVEN WORSE)

- That new Justin Timberlake/T.I. song (Yeah...you can't remake the awesomeness that was "My Love" so stop trying. You come off less like "Ebony and Ivory" and more like "The Girl Is Mine" or even worse "Sarah Smile." Yes, I am making interracial pop song references. Sue me, they all can't be gems)

- Not being able to have a lunchtime margarita (Or three. How else am I going to wash down my quesadilla?! WATER?! FUCK YOU, I'M AN AMERICAN!)

Okay, that is enough for now. It is bedtime.

Chachi Out