Morning peeps! It has been a while and I wanted to give you all something. Oh, next week I have training on some shit I dont care about so I am sure to have a rant on how much I hate training. You know what I hate? People who tell me something will be a 'learning experience.' Who in the fuck do you think you are to tell me that I am gonna learn something?! If DMX aint rapped about it, odds are it means jackshit to me! People suck it dry.
You know what else I can't stand? Women who expect a man to give her a jacket because it is cold. BITCH, YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE COLD WHEN YOU LEFT THE HOUSE! If it is all of a sudden, that is cool. I have given my coat to a lady because it was all of a sudden cold. People in Colorado can relate because the weather here eats ass. However, I gave her my coat because I WANTED TO, not because it is expected. If a woman expects me to give her my coat because its cold, she is stupid. Always bring a coat, and dammit always have an umbrella. I mean fuck, after September you need to prepare for the elements. Expect me to vote for a female President when you cant even prepare for the FUCKING WEATHER?! How will you handle a terrorist attack or Kim Jong Il's funny ass? Get it together, ladies.
Oh, and men you arent off the hook either. I know I mentioned ogling the other day. Now I look at women sometimes (usually in shock to say 'oh no she didnt just wear that!') but I don't STARE. Except for the On The Border girl but that is different. She is HAWT and I can't help it, I'm taking pills and seminars for it. Dudes that just look a woman over like she is a GTO on a showroom are just fucking sad. I cant stand that shit. I agree with women on very few things, but this is one of them. Now when I say agree, dont go getting all happy because like I said before women WANT the attention, just when they WANT it. Case in point, at NDK Nolan, Zach, Nick and I were walking to get some food when two rather attractive females (I would say between 16-18 age range) came walking past us. We were talking, but not about them (we were talking about the goth lesbians inside. Now THEY were saucy but Zach didnt get pictures due to some voyuer law or something) and all of a sudden, after walking normally toward us, they began to walk like their hips were on overdrive. Like they were doing 'the bump' while walking, you know how they do. AS SOON AS THEY HEARD TALKING. Whether it was about them or not wasnt the issue. It doesnt PROVE the point that women all want attention but it does give it value. When no one was paying attention to them it was status quo. As soon as they thought someone was looking it was SHOWTIME, PEEPS! That is what I talk about when women WANT attention, when they dont want it is when they wear a shirt that says 'Dont Look At My Tits' and it is cut...well to their tits. You see, that is stupid.
On the backend of that, men need to not look. By not giving the attention its like ignoring a small child that falls. Actually observe them; if they fall and no one is around to ask if they are okay, they shake it off. If someone displays concern or interest, they cry. Now I am not saying to ignore ALL CHILDREN FALLING. That would just be stupid. Just like I am saying to not completely ignore women. If they dress nice it is to be noticed, no matter what they say. Its why men have nice cars and wear nice shoes. Not me, I wear nice shoes because I like to be FAB-YOU-LOUS. However, if she is trying too hard or is being obnoxious about it (really low cut shirts, any pants with writing on the ass) just ignore her. Maybe she will learn that attention will come to her if she is just herself instead of fishing for it. Because when you fish for attention, odds are you get the kind that you dont want. And that is one to grow on, peeps.
Men, stop going for the women that want any kind of attention and pay attention to the ones that really dont need it. Because them ladies is the hawt ones. Ladies, men that are only talking to you when you are dressed for attention odds are have short attention spans and are thinking you are a whore for the way you dress anyway so stop. No one looks at the girl in the miniskirt and clear heels and says she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. They say she looks like she gives good head and doesnt USE her shoulders. Nothing attracts SMART man like a woman being subtle. I like a lady that is confident with just hanging out and not being the drunk chick face down in the crotch of a guy she just met. Ive seen it before and it does nothing for me. I'm just saying. Ladies that are calm and collective are a lot more appealing than loud and obnoxious. Now I am not saying QUIET because I for the most part am not quiet. At least have something funny or important to say. Funny ladies are SAUCY. Hells yeah, make the Chachi laugh and he is your bitch. Guaranteed.
Well, that is all for now. The Chachi will be back soon for you guys. Top 20 tomorrow! And I may list my traits of what I like to see in a lady. MAYBE. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
