So last Friday some of you know I had to say goodbye to my closest friend in Shaolin. Yes, he was my dog. Now I am not one of those people that thought of my dog as a “member of the family” because if a member of my family ate cat poop and was afraid of vacuums I would have disowned them long ago. Shaolin was like a roommate that didn’t really pay rent. He was one that listened to all my stories about women that did me wrong, women I did wrong and everything in between. All he asked for was an occasional belly rub and a turkey leg bone at Thanksgiving. Oh, and some whiskey every now and then but he was a terrier which made him either Scottish or Irish. Either way, he hated the Welsh. And the Turks. He was 17 years old which is well past the life expectancy of his breed so I cannot complain much. We had good times, bad times and times that he had to bail me out of jail which is hard for a dog to do because of breed profiling but he did it. He was literally my dawg and he will be missed. This one is for my homie:
I’m sure he has no idea what they are saying but it’s not about the words. It’s about the words. Or something.
Oh, before I get into the Countdown I just need to let this be known: Lady Gaga fucking sucks. I could care less how many fans she has; even Hitler had a fucking fan base. At least he made the trains run on time, all Lady Gaga makes me do is wish for the old days of Madonna, David Bowie and Prince. Real gender bending trendsetters that actually had some social and lyrical relevance. I mean YES Prince gave us Darling Nikki but he also gave us Purple Rain and Sign ‘O’ The Times:
Lady Gaga is pointless tripe that plays off being a “gay icon” when actuality she has very little lyrical prowess and has above average production which makes people listen because I don’t think ANYONE listens to lyrics anymore. Oh, and about the gay icon bullshit?
Elton John = GAY ICON
Melissa Etheridge = GAY ICON
Freddie Mercury = ULTIMATE GAY ICON
George Michael = GAY ICON
Little Richard = WHOOOOOOOOO GAY ICON, BITCH!
LADY GAGA = NOT A FUCKING GAY ICON
Now I am one that believes you actually have to either be something or fight for the rights of something to be considered an icon of it. I consider Eminem to be a hip hop icon because of what he has done for hip hop despite the complaints of his style and content (Which I agree with but Public Enemy wasn’t about playing Red Rover either, people). Even though some people don’t consider him a hip hop icon because he isn’t Black, that does not and SHOULD NOT take away from his accomplishments and what he has done. Same for Madonna being a “gay icon” because I feel that she has done more for the gay community than others whether it be actually fighting for causes or supporting homosexual artists. Oh, and she actually has SOME (Not a lot!) of musical talent. More than Miss Gaga does, anyway. Lady Gaga plays to a market of “liberated” women that think that being “edgy” means being a fuckwit. Much like 50 Cent played the “ignorant nigga and suburban youths that WANT to be ignorant nigga” card, Gaga has played the fuckwit card and much like instant deaths in God of War III they suck ass but are a fact of life so you gotta just play through until you kick someone’s ass in the 4th person. Or something like that, I’m hella tired right now. Either way, Lady Gaga sucks and for all you people that say “well she has more fans than you!” always remember that just because you have popularity doesn’t mean you deserve it.
Lastly, I spaced on putting the Countdown up last week so here is this weeks:
30. Tohoshinki – Break Out!! (Last Week #23, Two Weeks at #1)
29. 2AM – I Did Wrong (New Entry)
28. SCANDAL – Shukan Sentimental (Last Week #21)
27. Yuya Matsuhita – Trust Me (New Entry)
26. AZU – For You (Last Week #18)
25. T-ara – I’m Really Hurt (New Entry)
24. TRAX – Let You Go (Last Week #19)
23. Hyunah – Change (Last Week #16)
22. F.Cuz – No One (Last Week #29)
21. Do As Infinity – Kimi ga Inai Mirai (Last Week #11)
20. Girl’s Generation – Run Devil Run (New Entry)
19. SeeYa, Davichi & T-ara - Wonder Woman (Last Week #14)
18. L Class – Please Don’t Go (Last Week #24)
17. Untouchable feat Narsha – Live In Your Heart (Last Week #13)
16. C.N. Blue – I’m A Loner (Last Week #9, One Week at #1)
15. AI feat. Namie Amuro – Fake (New Entry)
14. F(x) feat, MIC – Lollipop (Last Week #7)
13. 8eight - Availability Period (Last Week #26)
12. Girls’ Generation – Oh! (Last Week #4, Two Weeks at #1)
11. 2AM – Can’t Let You Go (Last Week #6)
10. ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION – Solanin (Last Week #17)
9. BEAST - Shock (Last Week #15)
8. HALCALI – Endless Night (Last Week #2)
7. BACK-ON feat. Mini – One Step! (Last Week #12)
6. Kim Jong Kook – Can’t Forget (Last Week #5)
5. Epik High – Run (Last Week #20)
4. T-Ara – I Go Crazy Because Of You (Last Week #8)
3. Stereopony - Hanbunko (Last Week #1, One Week at #1)
2. KARA – Lupin (Last Week #3)
1. 2NE1 – Try To Copy Me (Last Week #10, One Week at #1)
New number one! I love me some 2NE1.
Well, I will be back up later on this week. Need to post more, if for NOTHING than my on sanity because I am going crazy over here with all the asshatery going on in 2010. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
