What is up peeps? It is a beautiful Sunday and after last nights Denver escursion all I can say is that next Saturday it is PARTY TIME! Just got paid and I am ready to roll! But first, we have some business to attend to.
We are down to two, ladies and gentlemen. We began with 64 participants fighthing it out for the crown of Douchebrawl Champion. After tonight, we are left with the final two that will battle it out for douche supremacy. Who will have it out for the Douchebrawl Championship? Let’s find out!
Douchebrawl 2008 National Semi-Finals
(1) Tom Cruise (2008 Acting Region Winner)
Defeats
(3) Kevin Federline (2008 Asshat Region Winner)
The King of Douche has returned! Tom Cruise dominates his eleventh straight opponent by double digits and his sixth straight victory by more than 50%! Tom took down K-Fed who for the third straight year loses in the National Semi-Finals of Douchebrawl. It takes a lot to get here and he always faces off against the doucheiest of the douche so we have to give him his props. Even still, he loses to the man! So we have one finalist, who will Tom Cruise face? Bono or Lindsay Lohan?
(1) Bono (2008 Musician Region Winner)
Defeats
(1) Lindsay Lohan (2008 Trollop Region Winner)
It was close, and once again a tie-breaker was need for Lindsay’s second straight match-up but this time it did NOT work in her favor! Bono ends Lindsay’s winning streak and keeps her from making it back-to-back Douchebrawl Championships! Not only that Bono has ended his own streak in impressive fashion by going all the way to the finals, defeating the defending champ! After coming close the previous two years, Bono is going to the last dance! And he has one HELL of a dance partner!
So we are all set! The finalists are in place and after a full month and a half of voting it all comes down to this. The two biggest douches in all of douchedom battling it out for the grandest prize of them all: The Douchebrawl Championship. So here is the final matchup!
Douchebrawl 2008 National Championship Finals:
(1) Tom Cruise (2008 Acting Region Winner)
Vs.
(1)Bono (2008 Musician Region Winner)
It is now set! The poll will be up soon and ready for your votes! Stay up and I will try to be back up tomorrow!
Chachi Out!
