What the fuck, America?! I tune in to America’s Best Dance Crew and see Supreme Soul and Super Crew in the BOTTOM FUCKING TWO?! Never mind that I had them pegged as my final two crews but now it seems that America has been drinking turpentine or some shit because you fuckers got it wrong as all hell.
Now I know voting is about the rights of the people and their choice of who their representative is. However, you don’t vote for Daffy Duck for fucking president. You vote for a candidate that has skills to do the job. Now everyone will say that Fanny Pak and Boogie Bots are just as talented as Supreme Soul and Super Cr3w and that is blatantly false. Look at it like this: neither of those crews have (Won’t say can’t because I haven’t seen them try) shown the ability to breakdance, b-boy (Two different things), pop & lock or contemporary dance (Which Supreme Soul is the best, YES better than So Real Crew) as well as the bottom two crews. Hell, A.S.I.I.D. was more technically sound and in some cases more entertaining than Boogie Bots and Fanny Pak. I feel that people are either not voting or just voting based on….I really don’t know. I have yet to be blown away by a performance by Fanny Pak. Not one fucking time. Every crew (Sans SassX7) has had at least ONE performance where they literally killed it. Boogie Bots are living proof because they are living off of the “Game Over” performance which was admittedly the second best of the season. Last weeks evolution sendoff was awesome but Fanny Pak and even So Real Crew hasn’t had that performance that was style and substance. Super Cr3w has been steadily one of the top three crews and yet they are in the bottom two for the last two weeks? Just makes no sense.
What really pisses me off is how Supreme Soul has been treated. The fact that they were the best all-round crew and yet never really took off because they were so sound made them look like a smug Jaba without the masks. Seriously look at their performances. They were consistently awesome and got punished for not letting the song or performance take over their talent. They were the best mix of all the crews and since the MTV audience has the attention span of a coked up ferret if the routine doesn’t have something UBER-BALLISTIC people say “They didn’t even do anything” but they miss all the actual fucking dancing. But I digress. People voted for who they liked and what has happened has happened. I honestly believe that the challenges are created to be an equalizer but instead they hamper some crews ability and make the show not as good as last year where the crews had a lot more freedom to just go all out. It is like how the Europeans changed the rules of their game from the NBA to even the playing field in international basketball. By taking the athleticism out of the game as the major factor it allowed them to change the tempo and catch up (And yes, beat) the Americans. These challenges have evened the field to the point that actual dancing skills (Tutting, breaking, tricks) have been almost deemphasized. It has really changed the show….and not for the better IMHO. But it is my OPINION so shut the fuck up if you can’t adjust.
Well, I believe the bottom two next week will be So Real Crew and Boogie Bots with Boogie Bots going home. I believe none of this would even be happening if Distortion X would have beaten Fanny Pak LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE. Mark it down: Super Cr3w vs. Fanny Pak in the final. Well, that is proof that god hates me and MTV intentionally fucks up my favorite shows. It is my life.
Well, the Countdown will be up tomorrow and I will give you a spoiler….
NEW NUMBER ONE VIDEO!!! But who will it be….check Friday to find out! Until then, stay up peeps. MAYBE X-Files tomorrow, too.
Chachi Out.
