Okay, a few things about life today…
Chachi’s Random Thoughts!
Thought #1: Women Love Free Stuff
Seriously. Have you seen them in the club? The main reason I would say 70% of them go (And you know who you are) is to get free drinks from Tha Drinkman. Then you get pissed because he follows you around. You know the old adage: if he buys you a drink and you drink it up, you going home with him! Now all the fellas sing it! Oy, I have quoted Jermaine Dupri twice in one calendar year. This HAS been a bad 365 days. Anyway, everyone loves free stuff but man a woman is all about not having to pay for something…unless she thinks she has to give up something in return. Which is odd, because strippers make a very good living that way. Yet all women hate strippers which is just jealousy but that is neither here nor there.
Thought #2: I REALLY Don’t Like Beyonce
Nothing new to this. I really just think that she has proven you can take marginal talent and a lot of beauty to the top of the charts and in the heart of stupid bitches. She is to dumb bitches what R. Kelly was to niggas. Minus the whole peeing thing I guess. Haven’t heard of any watersports on her resume. However, I do love the ironic duality of “Single ladies” and “If I Were A Boy” to which when I pointed it out today at Virgin Megastore (I guess it’s a “megastore” but it looks like a fucking Media Play to me) I was met with the response of “no it doesn’t!” by some girl in line to which I asked if she knew what irony means to which she kind of got pissed. Yes, I know it was uncalled for but if you can’t see the douchery of two-faced actions well I have a shitload of Republican House and Senate seats to sell you. Wait, I mean a Democratic Senate seat. OH SNAP, TWO BURNS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Thought #3: Do People Really Even CARE About Their Kids?
Last weekend I went Christmas shopping for a bit and took some time looking for a gift for a friend of mine that took me to the book section. Now you all know I think reading is for losers in academia and in life but I digress. So while I was looking at books, a kid (nine year old) just started talking to me out of nowhere about how much she hated “Twilight.” Now I am not sure of the age range of the dumb ass book and/or movie but anyone who hates Twinkle (Trust me, it fits) is a friend of mine. All of a sudden, we struck up a conversation for a good while. Until I realized something:
SHOULDN’T THIS KID HAVE PARENTAL SUPERVISION?!
It kind of weirded me out for a second because I didn’t want people thinking I was dating a young white girl (Young Asian girl…maybe. In Japan, I would be seen as dating a MILF if she was 17! What a country!) and at the same time was very worried because it is Christmastime and the bookstore was PACKED meaning anyone could snatch this kid. I went to the coffee area and hung out there (Wide open area and all) and she told me her mother went Christmas shopping about two hours ago and told her to “not get into trouble” to which I responded “did she give you a Pokeball and compass, too? That sounds dangerous!” to which she responded “yeah, I know.” I found this a tad bit disheartening because she was fully aware her mother was doing a shabby job like…protecting her safety and all. About twenty minutes later her mother came with a shitload of bags and whisked her off but not before asking her…and I quote here….”Who is your new friend?”
BITCH, I AM A GROWN ASS MAN!
I mean as normal as it sounds for a 28 year old and a nine year old to drink juice at a coffee shop and talk about Bleach I have to say that outside of an anime convention or the lobby of a Chris Hansen sting that kind of thing isn’t status quo. She seemed like a nice enough lady and she had her two youngest children (I guess they were hers) with her but still. Maybe I was looking at this wrong but something about that just says really not safe. There are REAL Loli Hunters out there, and they aren’t all cute and cuddly:
PEDO BEAR LIVES! In the heart of every child…and it he has his way INSIDE every child if you get my drift. BOO-YAH! Well, I am out for now. Probably something quick tomorrow and then here is to Caturday! Anyone down for some Caturday fun and festivities (Mostly we just light up the nip. CATNIP, MOFO! WE’S GETTING HIGH!) join the party van! I am out for now.
Chachi Out
