No (Dumb) Grrls Allowed.

Happy Sunday, Peeps! I told you I would be back. Well, I have a few things to go over this weekend. First things first: The Ladies Night Animated Babes Competition is back! I will work on the animated guys (I lost that file when my hard drive went all Mel Gibson a few weeks ago) this and next week in time for NDK. I will have information posted on the boards pretty soon, but word of mouth works pretty well if you catch my drift. This was the original list I had in March of this year:

Misato Katsuragi (Evangelion)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Belldandy (Oh! My Goddess)
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Naru Narusegawa (Love Hina)
Matsumoto (Bleach)
Chi (Chobits)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mizuho (Onegai Teacher)
Excel (Excel Saga)
Yui (Dirty Pair)
May Hoppkins (Gunsmith Cats)
Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
Ifurita (El Hazard)
Momo Adachi (Peach Girl)
Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

Quinn (Daria)
Cheetara (Thunder Cats)
Scarlet (GI Joe)
Lady Jay (GI Joe)
Princess Clara (Drawn Together)
Betty Boop
Jessica Rabit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Velma (Scooby Doo)
Daphne (Scooby Doo)
April O'Neil (TMNT)
Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Wendy (Superfriends)
Foxy (Drawn Together)
She-Ra (He Man)

Tifa (FFVII)
Aeris (FFVII)
Laura Croft (Tomb Raider)
Reiko Hinomoto (Rumble Roses)
Peach (Mario Brothers)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Chun Li (Street Fighter)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
Oracle (God of War)
Quistis (FFVIII)
Kasumi (DOA)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
Black Cat (Spiderman)
Black Canary (Birds of Prey/JLA)
Emma Frost (X-Men)
Witchblade (Witchblade)
Spider Woman (New Avengers)
Abbey Chase (Danger Girl)
Huntress (Birds of Prey)
Catwoman (Catwoman)
Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four)
Batgirl (Batgirl)
Shanna (Shanna The She Devil)
Power Girl (JSA)
Zataana (JLA)
Vampirella (Vampirella)
Dawn (Dawn)

A pretty good list, but about 6 months old. I am leaving it up to the peeps to help me make changes.I hope to have the first round start the weekend of NDK (October 6th-8th) and like Douchebrawl have the rounds end each weekend. Due to poor planning (and actually having to FUCKING WORK), the Chachi's will be moved back to the award season. I was trying to avoid that because I hate award shows (The irony is priceless, I know) and that's when the season begins. Yet, my awards kick ass and theirs don't.

So as I said last week, Ted is leaving so that leaves the Clique down to three members. Zach, Nolan and I are holding auditions and are still taking resumes for a new fourth member. We all went to On The Border Saturday and there is this...saucy hostess that has a very nice....let's just say 'rumptacular'. Nolan and I made took no shorts about it. It is a DAMN NICE boo=tay. Too bad she can't be any older than 19 because man...she is wife material right there. Speaking of too young, what in the HELL happened to the Hinoi Team? The young Para Para Princesses are becoming young ladies...

I felt very wrong about watching this video on Youtube. So I downloaded it. For the PARA PARA, you pervs! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter.

Back on females for a second, or as I call them 'my nemesis'. After the On The Border escapade (I swear, that girl is fiy-fiy-ine. And smells nice too, not like Clarie's or 21 like most females between 18-25) I had one of my 'spaz fits' about how women don't follow logic (which they don't) and try as often as they can to pass off responsibility (which is DAMN TRUE) and how they are heartbreakers and vampires (the last of which has been proven by science several times). Now I am full aware those are generalizations to the ultimate degree but at the same time...I fucking fits. I have proven several times that some women UNDERSTAND logic because they come to the right answer. Yet, the problem is that women do like to accept responsibility for their actions because they have been told their WHOLE life that they are special because they are women and they are supposed to be a quandry. No, beating Ninja Gaiden for the X-Box is a quandry. Figuring out why Dick Clark is STILL ALIVE is a quandry (I still say a female virgin's blood but we all know THAT doesn't exist. BOO-YAKKA!). Women are NOT a quandry. They were just riding the anti-Uncle Ben Parker craze of 'with great power comes NO responsibility or accountability' that ran from Jodie Foster's rape scene in 'The Accused' up until about 2004. Then men (and thankfully some women) realized that living like that is stupid because in the end...you really have NO POWER.

This statement right here is not MY opinion but I have heard it several times and I think it is an important viewpoint, not TRUE viewpoint: the only weapon women have is their sexuality. That is a rather STUPID statement, but there is some truth to it. As smart as a woman is, at the end of the day, according to women, her looks and marketablity are all she is worth to men. You will hear very few people with half a fucking brain argue that because there is a hefty grain of truth to it. It is not FAIR, but tough shit, that's life. So when it comes down to sex, which when you look at that statement, that means that women have all the power, right? Let's break sexual situations down:

1. If she says no and you go for it, it is rape. One point for the ladies (now don't get all pissy because I am giving a point for rape.)
2. If she says yes and you say yes and you go for it, it is rape. Don't ask because you KNOW the answer and it will just piss you off. Point for the ladies because alcohol is the great stupidifier. And if anyone knows that, it is ME.
3. If she says no and you say no, depending on the geographic shift of the lunar force currents a woman can respond one of 729 ways. Fuck that, you lose anyway. When this happens it is a wildcard because quite simply women are used to saying no in response to a demand, not an agreement to a response. Really think about it and the words make sense. Or they don't and FUCK YOU, it is my damn blog.

However if she says yes and YOU SAY NO, you officially rob her of all her power and put all the responsibility on HER. And women respond to the power shift like men do to being confronted about a lie: confusion and blame. Since the majority of time (I'm gonna put it at 85% as a nice round number) women are the ones making the ultimate decision about whether to say yes or no in a sexual situation, they are not used to having that power taken away. By a man saying 'You know what, I don't think it would be good to do this right now, we should wait' you officially have triggered the 'WTF, OH NO YOU DIDNT' button in a woman. Now I have had women tell me that it is just not expected (which makes me say 'Is your yak lined with Mr. Sparkle and plum sake because it better be to make it impossible for me to say no?') to hear a man say no in a sexual situation. BULLSHIT. We are not ALLOWED to say no lest we feel the wrath of a scorned, stupid woman. Women are used to SAYING no not being TOLD no, lest you get charged with ssexual assault or seen as a perv.

While I am at it. Women always say they want to be respected for their minds and abilities yet when it all comes down to it, they know that boobies and butts are called 'money-makers' for a reason. Hell, Ludacris wrote a shitty song about it. BTW, I hate that fucking song. Anyway, women show their goods at work, school and in public to get ahead. There is nothing wrong with that in the slightest. Shit, if my breasts were perkier, I would do the exact same thing. My issue is that women will dress like a Ying Yang Twinz video (all races, dont even act like you are above this statement no matter who you are) and at the same time say 'I want to be respected in all aspects of life for my abilities and talents'. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. The fact that women think they can have it both ways is the problem. By having the power of sexuality with no real accountability or responsibility to know the BALANCE of sexuality and actual common sense is the factor that women don't (or fucking won't) acknowledge. Men don't respect your right to dress like a whore (and yes, there is a uniform and it has been pointed out several times. Clear heels need to be left in the strip club ladies), but ALSO need to respect your mind (which is hard to notice your intellect because you are dressed...like a whore). Because we men dont accept this duplicitous (I love that word) edge of stupidy women see as a right, all men ain't shit. You know what, watch the Pimp Chornicles (This will be the ONLY TIME you see me reference a pimp to prove my point. I promise) and Katt Williams pretty much lays it down. Much like I tell black people still blaming the white man for their issues because they are being 'held down' despite the fact your triffling black ass hasnt updated your resume since 2001 and you ain't tried to find a real job since 2003, you dumb ass fucktard. Ladies, ahem. If you still believe that men don't respect or understand you and you are over the age of 23 (college is enough fucking time to get your shit together) and you STILL go to the same clubs to try to catch a man or you are with a dumb ass motherfucking man that you met at that same fucking club that treats you like shit because your dumb ass won't leave the comfort of a relationship:

MAYBE THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOU!!

I'm just saying. I came to grips with the fact that I am single mainly because of ME (being not-so-attractive and an utter and complete asshole are other main factors) and I am the problem until I find someone like me. Which ain't gonna happen. There just arent many Latina, J-Pop loving, anime watching, 50 Cent hating Atlanta Falcons fans with nice butts that enjoy the theater and see the science of Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. Is that so much to ask? I'm kinda picky. Oh, and understand that Maeken fucking RULES ALL:

Usher ain't got SHIT on Maeken! Oh and that girl in the braids? Not too shabby if I say so myself. Anyway, long story short women need to own up to the fact that the power they have has a consequence and that understanding that will make you life a lot easier. And mine because then I can relax and find a nice lady to settle down and watch Peach Girl with.

Oh, and America. You made Jackass Number Two the number one movie in America. There is no fucking hope for you people. Geez, just when I thought people were getting smart after Paris Hilton's album flopped like...well NOT like her having sex according to the tape. It was like watching insect porn. Grasshoppers fucking; not my cup of tea.

So remember on Friday I was talking about more Koda Kumi. Well, here it is and it seems she found the Britney Spears catsuit:

Holy hotness. If there was a woman that needed to do a music video in a catsuit (I won't say BoA because that's not how she rolls. But damn, that would be TEH HAWT if she was writhing around like that) it is Koda Kumi. Sweet Aunt May's wheatcakes she is saucy like Queso Live. And I bet just as tasty. OH!

So, before I end this I need to talk about the Se7en vs. Bi/Rain battle. So I had given to edge to Bi because of Free Way (currently number #5 on the Chachi Top 20) and it's groovy awesomeness. Keep in mind I left the poor English translation alone because we all know I love Beat Crusaders and the only worse enemy of the English language is Nelly. Hoever, I think Se7en may bave taken the battle to a new level. New song, new album and obviously he is on the Timbaland Work Out Plan because this man is SWOLLEN. Check out I Wanna...:

Okay, I am sorry but that is fucking hawt. I could care less what you have to say about sexuality, that is just damn sexy. We will have a new entry on Friday, I swear on it. On the other hand, Bi has a new single and it is also called I Wanna Know. All I can say is OOOOHHHHH, its on now! Is there anything better than a Korean pop star dance off? No. No there isn't.

You just don't see this kind of stuff in the States. I hope to change that at NDK, cuz someone is getting SERRRRR-VED!

Well, that is enough for today. I will try to be back tomorrow. Be sure to give input on the Ladies Night Battle. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.