Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Only "Bust Is Baby's" Should Be In Bukakke!

So can anyone tell me what a "bust it baby? is? And why in the FUCK Plies chupacabra-looking ass not hunted down and killed like the predalope he is:

Wow....I never thought Ne-Yo could look any more gay but I was wrong. THIS is why I hate niggas and bitches. You fuckers don't vote, don't read and don't think but will consider this up there with Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five's "The Message" or Rakim's "Microphone Fiend" in terms of hip hop classics. It is why hip hop is dead and bad rappers are like BeBe’s kids: they don’t die, they multiply. Wait a minute....

GOD, WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO PUT RICK ROSS AND NELLY ON THE SAME SONG AT THE SAME TIME?!

Let me get this straight….you put arguably the shittiest rapper I ever heard on a shitty song with the shittiest rapper I heard in 2007 NOT named 50 Cent? Yeah, makes perfect sense. I don’t give a fuck how “hard he comes” or where the fuck his is from, RICK ROSS FUCKING SUCKS. “Hustlin” was all about the beat, this non-rapping ass motherfucker totally shit on that song like it was German porn. Not even the GOOD KIND of German porn, either. Adding him with Nelly is like adding donkey sperm to a shit sandwich: taking the worst thing you can think of….and putting donkey sperm on it.

All I want to do is see a good music video. One without jewelry, cars, a house you don’t own and booty butt cheeks. I never thought I would say this….but I miss MC Hammer videos:

Now THAT’S how you bust it, Plies! With funky fresh dance moves!

Chachi Out

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