JYP: Carrying The Torch For Diddy Since 2004(ish)

What is up, peeps?! Quick note today on a few things. First off, the nominees for the Chachi Music Video Awards are almost complete! I just need to touch up the categories because I have added a few new ones (Due to the breadth of nominees, I have added Best K-Pop Video of the Year and Best J-Rock Video Of The Year. The latter was a blatant attempt to get Abingdon Boys School and Maximum the Hormone more nominations but it is my award show, not yours so DRINK IT DOWN!) and I need to prepare the nominees for the Chachi Music Awards but I am waiting until the end of the month with releases from T.I, John Legend, Wonder Girls and Kumi Koda (MY BABY BOO IS BACK!) coming in October. Speaking of the Wonder Girls….

NEW VIDEO FROM THE WONDER GIRLS!!

Mmmm, Yoo Bin. I how love thee. Also, Lil’ Mama could take a note from her. Seeing as how her existence kind of pisses me the hell off. She has an album and we haven’t heard from YoYo in years. WHAT UP WIT DAT?!

Seriously, that song was the mad notes. Now we are stuck with the “rapping” (?!) of Lil Kim and Foxxy Brown when her ass aint doing something stupid. Which is all the fucking time.

Back on the Wonder Girls. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I aint no R. Kelly. So I noticed that the Korean Fiddy is back in video form and I could really do without having to see JYP. Seriously, he dances like MC Hammer on crack (Big ups to the dude that did the “Humpty Dance” with Zach and I at NDK Karaoke Madness! We wrecked it!) and looks like….well, a treasure troll that mated with Jahn Lee from the DOA series. Think I am wrong, mofo?

Jahn Lee

PLUS

Treasure Troll


EQUALS


Park Jin Young (Yes, I used the proper name order but he calls himself JYP because….well that shit sounds BAD ASS)

Nothing personal against the guy, but I am just not a fan of the new age Diddy. And we all know how much I used to hate Diddy back in the day when he was Diddy Puffenstuff McPhee. Or whatever his name is. That and I am kind of a stan for Rain. Sue me, I STILL listen to “Rain’s World” because it is that fucking ballin. Also, was there a need for the toilet joke? I mean I understand it was the videos’ main plot device but you KNOW how I feel about Koreans and poo humor. Some call it stereotyping, I call it not cool. It’s like the Japanese and bukkake and Black dudes on blond women in porn: everybody got their something. And as long as it is in good fun (Which this video is) it is all good, JYP. So I am sorry I overreacted and I ask you to forgive me. Poo in humor is a lot better than a grown ass man peeing on someone. I am looking at YOU Robert “Pee-Do Bear” Kelly. SWISH! Now THAT is humor for your ass! Man, 2008 may have sucked on the life front but on the humor front I wrecked this year like John Edwards did his own home. OOOOHHHH, SNAP! Man….I am on a roll.

Well, that is all for now. Be back Friday as tomorrow and Thursday I am in D-Town for most of the day. Trying to avoid working somewhere that I will snap and kill all around me but thems the breaks. Just know on Monday if you hear about someone snapping and taking a wooden replica of Sephiroth’s manasume to people’s dome pieces….Tivo that shit because it is gonna be PRICELESS! Peace out, ya’ll!

Chachi Out