Monday, November 06, 2006

Like Jay-Z, fools! I'm Back!

Alright, peeps. It is time for a mid-day update. I know these are rare, but sometimes I get heated and need to vent. With that being said, do you ever feel like being yourself is an endless battle between what is expected and what you actually do? There are times I just feel like it is totally pointless being an individual because no matter what you do or say, people believe what the fuck they want no matter how many times you prove them wrong.

Case in point: why am I always expected to like rap music just because I am Black? People always talk to me like a G-Unit reject because they figure I know exactly what they mean. Well even though I do (and usually they are using the terms incorrectly anyway) that doesn’t mean your stupid ass can go and assume what I like and know. I like J-Pop a hell of a lot more than I like rap, but no one assumes that.

Also, I hate it that women assume that I cannot control myself around women being stupid. Some would call this ‘women being sexy’ but I find what is sexy stupid and what I find sexy is lame so it doesn’t matter. When a woman is half dressed or dancing provocatively (There go the BIG WORDS again) my first action isn’t to lose my mind and say ‘booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks’ or just yell ‘that’s titty!’ My first action is to say ‘God dammit’ because when you give the lowest common denominator, you GET the lowest common denominator. When a woman says ‘If you saw women dancing on a pole you would react like the rest’ it just pisses me off because first off they haven’t seen me in action and don’t know HOW I WOULD FUCKING RESPOND. Secondly, I don’t think of myself as better than anyone else (riiiiiight) but I know what I likes and don’t. I don’t like women behaving stupidly, much like I can’t stand MEN behaving stupidly. By acknowledging the behavior of women dancing on poles in a place where it is not expected (you all know where, I’m not even going to start) you are reinforcing their stupidity and therefore being stupid. Stupidity begets stupidity. My god, I should get paid for this because I fucking RAWK.

Let me make one thing clear; I don’t hate women. This isn’t about my not respecting them or their opinions. This is about how I personally feel about the lack of acceptance of people and views outside of the norm. The issue I have is that the norm has been lowered due to the Dumbening of America. Standards of common sense and decency are so skewed that people are all over the place. I have been told I am wrong in my views a lot, but people cant defend their views with logic or fact (or even emotion for that matter and you know how I feel about those arguments) while I can. Yet, I am still seen as wrong. Which is fine because I expect no less than an argument that cannot be backed up because we have become a nation where you don’t need to DEFEND a stance. I can defend my stance on women being stupid, the Dumbening of our nation, men being retarded and just the overall lack of common sense of people using logic and reason. Yet, no one can defend two drunk women dancing on a pole at a CLUB (not a gentlemen’s club, either) or a man taking a picture of said women without using ‘It’s their right’. Well guess what? Rights come with responsibilites. If you can’t see the responsibility of NOT dancing on a pole in public if you don’t want to be photographed OR you cant see the responsibility of have the respect and sense to NOT PHOTOGRAPH DRUNK GIRLS DANCING BECAUSE IT IS A DOUCHE THING TO DO then you don’t deserve to fucking have rights and you need to be shot in the damn face because you BRING NOTHING TO SOCIETY but ills and stupidity. Whew, that was a long sentence. It gets the point across, though.

In closing, don’t judge me and I wont judge you. I will comment on your ACTIONS because your actions may be stupid, but I won’t judge you. For those that say that I judge women you are false because I comment on their actions and lack of logical thought and reason. I don’t know every woman and would never judge their character. Just their actions. Same for everyone else no matter the age, creed, race or religion. Except the Irish.

Oh, and Tony Blair just went and fucked up about 5 years of war work with one statement. Good job, you just negated what we were there for. At least the troops are smarter than him.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Oh, AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I PULL UP AND STOP?! Hell yeah. Funniest commercial of the year.

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