Sunday, April 06, 2008

One Douchey Moment...

It is officially over! The votes have been counted and we officially have a NEW CHAMPION OF DOUCHEBRAWL! You have waited long enough and here are the results!

3rd Annual Douchebrawl 2008 National Championship

(1) Bono Defeats (1) Tom Cruise

You read that right! After two straight years of losing in the Regional Finals Bono not only gets into the Finals, he wins the whole thing! Tom Cruise’s return to Douchebrawl he ran roughshod through the competition until the Finals where Bono jumped out to a 10 vote lead but he slowly made up ground to the point where he actually trailed by only 3 votes coming into Sunday morning! However, Bono was able to hold Tom off on the final day and he wins his first Douchebrawl title! It has been a long road for Bono and his douchery knows no bounds and this year he finally earns what has eluded him for so long. We are all proud of you, Bono. Like the Kobra Kai’s before you, you’re the best…around:


Congratulations to Bono!

Your douchery is finally recognized by the peeps.

Thank you all for voting and I will see you for the 4th Annual Douchebrawl! Can Bono repeat?! See you in February of 2009!!

Chachi Out.

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