That's The REAL Crime

Good morning, peeps! Man, it sure is fricking early. Well, I guess the big threat to America is off the streets. Why is polygamy a crime any-fucking-way. The real crime is that dude wanted to HAVE 80 wives in the first place. I have maybe fifteen female friends and lets just say that aside from two the rest I can't really understand. AS FRIENDS. As a wife I may just have to choke a bitch. So to have 80 wives means this dude was nuts or that he was LITERALLY knee deep in tang. Wow, I think I can retire. I have officially used 'knee deep in tang' in a sentance and it be relavant. Damn...I think my life is fulfilled. I regret nothing.

I just think we should be going after the real criminals instead of dipshits. Keep in mind, most criminals ARE dipshits so I can understand the effort. But come on. This is all Bush's doing to distract us from the war. I never bought that arguement but now it is beginning to make sense. The admistration is desperate for something to take the heat off. With Jackass Number Two coming out, they may just have it. Why in the fuck arent those asshats in jail? Just to keep them off the streets and from breeding. You know how I feel about killing those that will just be a clot on society. I AM ALL FOR THAT. Man, terrorists really have it wrong. Instead running a plane into a building of innocent people, run it into a theater playing Jackass or Wickerman. And put some snakes on that motherfucker. THAT would rule all.

Oh, and Bush may have just saved his ass. Why in the fuck is gas so high any-damn-way? Katrina was last fucking year and Iraq is our bitch aside from insurgents. Oh, and this has to be said: We have the 'best' military in the world with the 'brightest' troops and we can't bring down some fucking Arabs with RPG's, mines and explosives rigged to 80's sedans? Fucking please. Either our troops are idiots or these dudes have done nothing but watch MacGyver for the last 20 years. Which may be the case, state run TV sucks. I support the EDUCATION of the troops and I support all wars because wars RULE (never call me an America hater). Have you ever played Halo or Half-Life? Fuck yeah! Maybe if we spent less time catching dudes dumb enough to marry the women no one wants and MORE time on creating Scarab Guns, mecha warriors that transform into jets and breakdancing ninjas we would be winning this damn war. And the war on illiteracy as well. A few mechs will learn those kids.

Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps.

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