Return of the King

Morning, peeps! Sorry about no update yesterday, I spent the night in Denver and celebrated the birthday of the greatest nation in North America! Hell yeah, got America it's yo birf'day! Well, after last night I have made a pact. I am going to swear off drinking. Unless a pretty lady offers me a tasty beverage (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....my life sucks so bad it makes my eyes bleed) I will not drink. You wanna know why? Because being drunk is pointless. Being social is one thing, but being pissy drunk to the point that you can't build the simple pieces of a goddamn sentance is fucking sad. Oh, shit I am turning into Duece.

You know, seeing as this is gonna be a short post I think I will give you an insight into my monikers/personalities. First we have...

Chachi: He is the one you see the most on this blog. The humor that you see is usually him. The j-pop and video game stuff is him as well. More of a laid back kind of guy, he is really social and likes people. The drinking and social part of me is Chachi and he was around in college for the first 2 years (when I really don't remember anything) but went away my junior and senior year when I got smart and the next person took over.
Duece: The angry me. Very few people have seen the Duece because when you see him, it usually means you have crossed the line and the heat is about to come down. When there is a rant going on or anger being directed toward someone it is usually the Duece lashing out. He came out a LOT in college when stupid people started talking about stupid things. I have kind of kept him repressed because he hate drinking and as you know, it is all I have done for the last three months. Now he is showing up a lot more and for the most part the drinking has gone down. Pretty much if you are pissing me off, Duece comes out and he will brandish 'The Revolutionizer'. Lastly we have...
Will: The middle ground. This is the guy you see outside of the blog. Not able to really deal with two conflicting personalities, Will is a total and complete spaz. A minor genius and total geek, he finds it difficult to talk to the ladies and even more difficult to not be a wallflower. Up until college, this was the dude that came out the most. Rather lame and not very exciting, he is around a lot at work. All in all, nothing about Will stands out and you really dont even notice him.

When you combine all three, you get the man who writes this awesome peice of crap before you. A mish-mash of personalities that form to make one FUCKED UP individual. But hey, as a wise man once said 'I'm no worse than anybody else'

So I am really getting sick of the club thing. Being an IT guy, I understand the need for redundancy. But when all the clubs look the exact same...with the exact same songs (NO MORE YUNG JOC! Loved the song, but now I want to kill the next person that says 'It's Goin Down' WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN ANYWAY?!) and the exact same people dressed the exact same way it just bugs me. Add in the fact that no one dances and it is just stupid. You know, does anyone remember the days when you needed SPACE to dance? When people actually did dance moves? Now it's all just booty-butt-booty-butt-booty-buttcheeks CRUNK or just random gyrations that aren't to the beat of the song. It is just stupid as fuck. You know, I think I'm gonna let Duece out a lot more. Chachi is just a drunk, Will is a punk bitch while Duece gets shit DONE. He would not have put up with the whining on this blog. Man, I even let The Revolution slide AGAIN. Man peeps. You need to keep me on track with this. Peeps, if you see me being a punk bitch on the blog just say 'The Duece wouldnt put up with this shit'. Man...I havent said this in a while and been this glad to say it...

IT'S REVOLUTION TIME, BITCHES!!!!

Stay up, peeps. Chachi will be back tomorrow. The Duece is back and the world is about to get its ass WHOOPED ON.

The Duece is out of this peice.

(Update: I changed the name of the Blog. I'm going to let The Duece run this for a few days. Get him some airtime, you know. The Revolution will be marketed!)