Good Morning America. Your money is on the dresser, get the hell out.

Morning, peeps. I am running on three hours of sleep here because I am sick, so a lot of this post won't make sense. I am hepped up on DayQuil and cough syurp and I must say, it RULES. Like the episode of South Park with Craig's show:

Awesome.....

News time! News time! Okay, now I began saying we should kick Rumsfeld out as Secretary of Defense when....well....he wasn't defending shit properly. Now because some retired military people are jumping on the Chachi's bandwagon, it's a big deal. You know, everyone in the White House as long as I have been alive (Reagan, Bush, Clinton, C2-Intern's Day, Gore...er...Bush and then Bush again) has been surrounded by a team of chuckleheads and fucktards. Both Democrat and Republican have fucked up ROYALLY, and I am really just sick and tired of Rumsfeld trying to make it seem like he had a grand plan in Iraq or anywhere else for that matter. The simple fact is he fucked up, the intel was wrong, the war was poorly planned and he looks like a yutz for not just saying, 'Relax guy! We messed up, but here is my plan to fix it: Spiderman and his giant transforming Spiderzord 7!'

Web out terror, Spidey! Anyway, I think that America would get their panties on straight if someone would take responsiblity for the fuck up and say we are working on a solution. It is standard fucking customer service, guys.

On a more serious note, I am really pissed off at Bush for stealing from Survivor. Yeah that's right. He's the decider? HE'S THE DECIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR! He is so gonna get his ass WHOOPED on. You don't wanna mess with Survivor. Oh, and I know that you want to give your friends jobs, but after the whole Mike 'Ass Brownie' Brown fiasco I would get someone that maybe you didnt know. You know, someone not on the Bush Mario Party Fun Time list. I am really pissed that they cancelled That's My Bush after the whole 9/11 thing, because this season would be up there with South Park in terms of storyline and awesomeness if it was still on the air.

So I just saw this link on VGCats and ladies, pretty soon you will be ob-so-lete. For those that have seen Chobits, Weird Science and to a lesser extent Frankenhooker (worst movie ever) knows that men have been seeking a (legal) third alternative....since the beginning of time. Griff has always said as soon as there was safe third option, women's stock would drop like a young mans' testes at a Kumi Koda show (yeah, I went there). Well, that day is almost here and I am interested to see how this all works out. And a robot doesnt give you any lip unless you PROGRAM IT TO. And why take yo' lip when a lip can be broken?

Anyone else see Katie Holmes popping out The Dawson's baby on the day that MI:3 comes out (May 5th)? Everyone says she is due any day now, and what better day for publicity than on they day of Tom Cruise's shitty ass new movie? The timing is just too perfect.

Well, I am hella bored so I am gonna head out. I'll try to do better tomorrow. I promise.

Chachi out.