Yeah, it's a filler day.Sue me.

Morning, peeps! How it the day treating you? Hope it is treating you well. Well, the Second Round of Douchebrawl is officially over and your votes have been tallied. Here are the results:

Pauly Shore Region

(1) Tom Cruise - 100%
(9) Hayden Christensen - 0%

(3) Tom Hanks - 62.5%
(6) Barbara Striesand - 37.5%

(2) Mel Gibson - 88.89%
(10) Colin Farrell - 11.11%

(4) Ben Affleck - 87.5%
(5) Julia Roberts - 12.5%

NKOTB Region

(2) Nelly - 83.33
(7) White Stripes - 16.67%

(1) 50 Cent - 100%
(8) L.L. Cool J - 0%

(3) Bono - 100%
(6) Snoop Dogg - 0%

(4) Diddy - 60%
(5) Celine Dion - 40%

Anna Nicole Region

(2) Tara Reid - 60%
(7) Drew Barrymore - 40%

(1) Britney Spears - 60%
(8) Jessica Simpson - 40%

(3) Cameron Diaz - 40%
(11) Heather Graham - 60%

(4) Madonna - 85.71%
(5) Lindsay Lohan - 14.29%

Kato Kailen Region

(3) Quentin Tarrentino - 83.33%
(6) Jimmy Fallon - 16.67%

(2) Ashton Kutcher - 80%
(7) David Spade - 20%

(1) Kevin Federline - 85.71%
(9) Andy Milanakis - 14.29%

(12) Jack Thompson - 87.5%
(13) All MTV VJ's - 12.5%

Well, the second round is over and all I can say is thank you for voting. I really want to get the winner something (maybe a plaque or something). Well, the polls are now up and ready so have at thee! Any ideas, let me know. Here are the updated brackets as well:




So while changing CD's on the way back from Denver, I made the mistake of listening to the radio. I know, what the fuck was I thinking. Anyway, it seems that the pain just doesn't stop. Who in the hell keeps letting Nick Cannon make music?! The record industry can justify shoving a lot of crap down our throats because some people have their albums. Who the FUCK owns a Nick Cannon album? Who the FUCK has seen a Nick Cannon movie? I saw 'Love Don't Cost A Thing' for Christina Milian (Who for no real logical reason used to date the asshat) and Melissa Schuman (a rather underrated young lady) and that is IT. Hell, I saw it on HBO on free cable so that nigga didnt get any of my money! Pissing me OFF. I am through playing around with this! And to all of you people who like that 'I'm In Love Wit A Stripper' song. This is a picture of T-Pain:

Only a stripper could love that face. A wad of $20's better be accompanying that face as well. The man looks like a predalope. Big ups, Grizz. You know, I'm not the next top model, but the fact that this beast-bot has rode a wave of no talent and 'devil-may-love' looks to superstardom is just...wrong. I guess Jay Z was wrong, 'money is a thang'.

Enough about things that suck, here are some videos that kick ass. I saw this on Newgrounds a while back and it is officially the greatest song since 'Rhythm of the Night' by DeBarge. Check out 'Ultimate Showdown':

Lo Pan, fool! What! Well, its time for some J-pop, peeps. I really dig M-Flo. Think of him like the Pharrell of Japanese music without the tattoos and whiney singing voice. This is a clip of a live performance that I guess Bennie K was supposed to attend but they were working on Japan-a-rhythm. After hearing the album, it was worth it. Stiff good stuff. Thanks to DCstar for the info. This is 'Taste Your Stuff' and I am looking for the lyrics to see if it is as dirty as it sounds.

Next is BoA. I found out about them a while back with 'The Meaning of Peace' song. I think they did Duvet from Serial Experiments Lain, gotta check and make sure. And the do songs in English, Korean AND Japanese. Let's see U2 or Fiddy do that. Or not, I don't think In Da Club translates well. Well, here is 'Love Bug' with som M-Flo in for flavor. And check out his super-sized chain at the end.

Last is a song I got I think from Z but I'm not sure. All I know is that I put this in a J-pop mix a few years ago and it was the happiest, most hyper song I ever heard. Morning Musume is I think a Japanese pop girl ubergroup that made a lot of songs like this. Honestly, the rest arent as good IMHO. I only have like 12 songs, though. Anyway, here is Renai Revolution 21 (have no idea what that means, translation anyone?) for the peeps. Leave the making fun of me until after the video:

I like my video idea with breakdancing pandas and a giant robot better. That's the basis for the majority of my music video ideas but it still kicks ass.

Well, there is no Bleach until 3/7/2006, so I am a little bummed. For those of you that come here that are Bleach fans (hell, there are only 3 of you what am I talking about) here is the 5th ending, Life by Yui. I think she's kind of cute. I would say kawaii; but then I would have to kick my own ass.

Well, that's enough for today. There was a lot of filler, so I will do a rant after my interview tomorrow. Don't worry, I kind of don't want this one but I am a man of my word so I am going to it. You never know. Don't forget to vote in the Suckass Sixteen, polls are open until Saturday night! Stay up, peeps.

Spirits are always with you! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chachi out.