Douche Madness!!!

Alrighty, peeps. The first half of the Douchebrawl 2006 First Round is officially completed. The results are as follows:

NKOTB Region

(8) L.L. Cool J - 82.35%
(9) Coldplay - 17.65%

(3) Bono - 100%
(14) Usher - 0%

(2) Nelly -90%
(15) Ying Yang Twinz - 10%

(5) Celine Dion - 51% (via tiebreaker)
(12) Lil Jon - 49%

Pauly Shore Region

(1) Tom Cruise - 100%
(16) Steven Segal 0%

(7) George Clooney - 14.29%
(10) Colin Ferrell - 85.17

(8) Heath Ledger - 25%
(9) Hayden Christensen - 75%

(4) Ben Affleck - 87.5%
(13) Ryan Phillipe - 12.5%

Anna Nicole Region

(8) Jessica Simpson - 66.67%
(9) Sarah Jessica Parker - 33.33%

(3) Cameron Diaz - 77.78%
(14) Katie Holmes - 22.22%

(1) Britney Spears - 100%
(16) Karrine Steffans - 0%

(4) Madonna - 70%
(13) Pam Anderson 30%

Kato Kailen Region

(8) Peyton Manning - 49%
(9) Andy Milanakis - 51% Tiebreaker

(6) Jimmy Fallon - 100%
(11) Cindy Sheehan - 0%

(4) Alec Baldwin - 26.67%
(13) MTV VJ's - 73.33%

(2) Ashton Kutcher - 75%
(15) Dr Phil - 25%

And here are the updated brackets:



Wow, I must say I was shocked to see the MTV VJ's upset Alec Baldwin. He's kind of a, uberdouche. Also, the tiebreaker is decided by The Griff, an impartial (yet anti-social) judge that doesnt like anyone equally. So it's fair. I am really digging a Ben Affleck/Tom Cruise battle for douchebag supremacy. USA! USA! I am pleased by the turnout, peeps. Keep telling yout friends and hopefully I can have 100 votes per matchup by the Douchebag Four. It is a modest dream.

So my interview went well yesterday. I also has one tomorrow from a DIFFERENT location so I am getting kind of excited. Not in the way Jessica Alba used to get me excited, but still. One will work out.

New Bleach, fool! No new episode until the 7th of March though. I say the nay-no to that. Also, Zach is right, powerless Ishida is pissing me off. He should be kicking ass and taking names. He was like Legolas, minus the mega-gay of Orlando Bloom. As a matter of fact, for my next post I will cast Bleach! Yes, I will give my personal cast picks for each (and there is a LOT of them) main character of Bleach. Except Kon, who will be voiced by Stephen Colbert. That aint even an arguable pick.

Well, my interview is in the morning tomorrow so the update tomorrow will be later in the day. Also, polls are open for the second half of the First Round until Friday at Midnight. The Suckass Sixteen begins at 10AM Monday morning!

Before I head out, here is some Jessica BIEL for you. Take that, Ms. Alba!



Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out.