Are You Ready For The Foosball?!

What is up peeps? Sorry about the late ass update. I had to watch FOOTBALL! Yep, I knuckled up and went to the Bronco game today. Normally I avoid the Broncos like the plague, but it was the first time since college I remember being at Mile High (I repeat, REMEMBER being at Mile High not being told a day later) and I have to say it was damn fun. To bad I have to go to work today and fuck up that high. Eh, thems the breaks though.

So Saturday night the discussion came up. You know the discussion. About women and being whores. Now don’t get me wrong there are such things as male whores so it is not ALL women that the word applies to. However, the simple fact is that for the most part only women get upset about being called that. Most men don’t mind being called whores (I am rather indifferent because I don’t go around having sex all willy-nilly. Or at all because the ladies don’t want to give it up and I don’t want to play the game to get it. We have an understanding) even though the generic assumption about the word is negative. However the question remains: what MAKES a whore, anyway? Is it the intent or the actual...action?

Dictionary definition wise whore is someone that has sex for money. Over time that word has been used to describe people of…loose morals and repute. Let’s face it; morals are only as good as the people that follow them. Priests are moral to an extent, and then will assrape young boys. What is the point of following some rules and ignoring others? So for a woman to say that another woman that just has sex for pleasure is a whore is hypocritical and rather fucking stupid. Having sex for money or serviceable goods makes you a whore. So ladies, don’t judge the woman that fucks because she likes it when you fuck to get bills paid from some dipshit who is out for some tang. I hate that shit. I don’t judge the guy that gets laid just to do it because at the end of the day, it is just as much her fault allowing herself to be used for sex as much as it is his fault for using her. If women are REALLY stupid enough to fall for bad pickup lines then deep down that is what they want. There is no other reason for it except for alcohol.

And you know what? Women can’t even blame alcohol anymore. You know why? Although I have forgotten stretches of time…er…days while drunk I still have been able to put two and two together by collecting receipts (which is fucking SAD on my part because that means I was a total lush) or taking the accounts of friends I believe I can trust (or those that I don’t believe have anything against me because friends are just enemies that haven’t tried to kill you) and come to a conclusion of what happened. For the most part I have been able to see what I did was stupid and not do it again. Now for a while I had the rat and the cheese syndrome but sometimes it takes a kick in the ass to figure it out I was being a fucking asstard. The simple fact is that after seeing drunk women in action, alcohol isn’t the problem, it’s the WOMAN that is the problem.

This isn’t letting guys off the hook mind you, this is just putting responsibility where it belongs which is 50/50. Men should not take advantage of a situation of a drunken female because it is a dick thing to do literally and figuratively. However, women should not put themselves in the situation (repeatedly, mind you) to give men the chance TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. I said it before in another rant (take a look at the archives, it’s pretty much all Feburary and May/June was about) it gets to the point when you have to realize that there is shit you don’t do. I used to think that alcohol was a great neutralizer of common sense and rationality but after a few discussions I realized that all it does is make you really over analyze shit. So for all intents and purposes women should become fucking GENIUSES when they drink because they would be able to overanalyze the situation and over blow it into thinking something REALLY bad will happen. Instead they turn into retarded lemmings that will wander headlong into the waiting crotch of a drunk (or sober, in which I hope you fucking DIE) man ready to take advantage of a unsuspecting zebra like a lion in the Serengeti (inside joke to the return readers). Or are they unsuspecting?

After my scientific research (well, my observations while I was sobering the fuck up) I honestly don’t believe that women really lose all concepts of safety and reality when they are drunk, same for men. It is a fucking crutch. Women AND men use alcohol as a crutch for their bad decisions. I can honestly say that all the things I have said and done drunk, even though I may not have said or done them sober, we all things I did and I cannot and will not take them back. I know and accept that I have done some dumb shit and I have to come to grips with it drunk or not.

People use their actions under the influence as out of the ordinary and not indicative of their usual behavior. To that I say bullshit and shenanigans. Man up (or WO-man up) and accept what you did and chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. If I had a dollar for all the shit I have had to charge to the game while I was drunk then I would be able to buy a PS3 with some money for…okay not THAT much but I could at least buy an X-Box360. People really need to come to grips with their actions. It may take a while, I am living proof. Realizing and ACCEPTING (not denying and making excuses like most people I have run into) your fuck-up and learning from it is smart living. And knowing is blah blah blah.

Okay, sorry to get all preachy on the peeps. I just had to rant on that because it had been bugging me for about 2 weeks or so. Or maybe 2 years, who knows? Anyway, it’s time for MASTER CHIEF CAPITAN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD! I saw Beerfest on Saturday and needless to say…there were boobies. Several of them. They were great. However, aside from that it left a lot to be desired. Keep in mind this was the weekend following the best movie weekend in a long while (Snakes on a Plane and Accepted) but even still. It was funny, but not hilarious. Keep in mind Super Troopers was hit or miss for the most part so I was expecting the same out of Beerfest. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t as funny as other movies of its ilk. It had it’s moments (the plot twist) and its shit (the plot twist) and was worth a watch. Just not worth 7.50 for one shot. Well worth the DVD purchase once it comes out. Until then, only see it during a matinee or if you are drunk off your ass. The Master Chief Capitan gives this movie…

7 out of 10 stars!! (If you like Super Troopers, you will like this movie. If not…wait until Comedy Central has it on the Secret Stash)

With the summer movie season officially over, I am going to need a new segment to fill up space on this bad boy. I am open for suggestions, peeps. Also this weekend I am staying in and trying to get the Chachi’s done. I am actually ahead of the reworked schedule but the sooner it is finished the better. I am trying to get to Vegas (CHACHI GOES TO VEGAS, FOOLS! WHAT!) and to Nan Desu Kan (CHACHI GOES TO NAN DESU KAN, FOOLS! WHAT!) in September/October so shit is gonna be busy with the Ladies Night Competition coming up soon too. So the fall season is gonna be HOT on the Passion of Chachi. New season means new name too. I’m still working on it but there will be HUGE changes to this blog very soon. Stay tuned!

I am out for now, I will try to give updates this week and will be back for something bad ass next Sunday. The Chachi’s will be up soon, I promise.

So today is the one year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and...New Orleans is still fucked up. Carry on. But seriously that was something that just fell off the face of the Earth, wasn't it? I mean yeesh. Maybe Kanye West was right. About women being golddiggers not George Bush hating poor n*****s. OH WOW! That is funny as hell, and I'M BLACK.

I'm sorry, that was not cool. To make it up for you, new Bennie K. Does that make you feel better peeps? Yeah, I thought it would. Check out Endless Summer.

Too bad its completely animated. I was looking forward to seeing some more Yuki and Cico. Mmmmm....

Stay up peeps. Until I see you again....REBELDE!!! MUY ES BUENO!!

God, that show is awesome. Still need to watch a full episode, though. Anyway, until we meet again.

Live, Laugh and Love.

And George Bush doesn't care about golddiggers.

Get Loose!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH BABY! It's Friday all up in this bitch! What is up, peeps?! Not much here, just getting ready for sake and ice cream fools!

Well, not much on the news front has changed. Iran still sucks. I will try to be on tomorrow, but I pose this question: what ever happend to Sisqo? I mean seriously. The guy sucks, but my entertainment is gone. Making fun of that suckass was half my material. The other half? Ethnic jokes. Stay up, peeps. There may be a mid-day update! MAY BE A MID-DAY UPDATE. Dont quote me cause I aint said shit.

Live, Laugh and Love.

From Nine to Eight

Good morning peeps! How goes it? Everything is cool on my end. Not sure what is on tap for tomorrow, with the summer movie season over and all. On Sunday I am going to try to do a mega-post again, recapping the summer movie season seeing as there are no more major releases I can think of coming out until December. I will also try to have the Chachi's up, too. A big post is planned, but as we have seen sometimes life interferes. Usually involves sake and gelato. That is GOOD STUFF, I tells you.

Oh, and cheese and wine KICK ASS. I know you are asking why in the hell am I eating cheese and drinking wine. I hated the fuck out of Sideways. I will tell you why: cheese rules. I am indifferent toward wine (never really had enough of it to form a true opinion on whether I like it or not) so that doesnt matter. Even still, it is about atmosphere. If you are with cool people you can avoid the pretentious douchebag fuckhats that talk about bullshit and the 'legs' of the wine. Shut up, pussies and drink the goddamn wine. Oh, and the next person that says 'That was a good year' will get the bottle shoved up their ass. SIDEWAYS. Yeah, the Duece goes full circle.

Well, I am off to work. I will try to be up tomorrow and rant about people calling Snakes on a Plane a flop. In two words: fuck'em. Stay up peeps.

Oh, and bye bye to Pluto. Now what device are we gonna use to remember the planets?! More tomorrow!

Live, Love and Laugh.

Aw, Man Still No Real Update!

Sorry peeps. Another half assed update today, too. I will try to do something good tomorrow. Oh, and I am gonna knuckle up and do the Chachi's on Sunday. The polls will be up by Tuesday and the Council of Awesomeness will be meeting on Saturday to finalize everything. It will be 'teh awesome' peeps. Teh awesome.

Anyone out there heading to NDK this year? If so drop me a line. Let's network! Anyway, I'm out. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out. (Thought I would kick it old school)

Just Checking In

Hey peeps. Can't stay long. Just want to say fuck Kevin Federline. Ah, I feel a little better now. I'll be back soon, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Fox: It's Craptastic!

Morning peeps! How was the weekend? Everything went well for me (albeit was fucking short because half of Sunday is getting ready for Monday and half of Sauturday is recovering fromFriday), until this. Luckily I didnt see this, but everytime K-Fed performs, the terrorists win. Seriously. The fact anyone found this idiot entertaining is stupid. Lucky it is hella early or I would just go ballistic. Even though I didnt SEE the performance, I know it sucked. It's K-Fed and that is all I need to know to stay as far away from it as possible.

So Snakes on a Plane only did 15 million? After thinking it makes a lot of sense. The movie was geared toward a certain audience (mainly Zach, Nolan and myself) and we dont draw 40 million opening weekend gross. Just look at Grandma's Boy. Kicked ass, but I made more than that movie. Even still, it was a great flick but isnt going to be this generations Star Wars. Maybe this generations Big Trouble in Little China. Takes a LOT of snakes to match the kick-assedness of Lo Pan, though.

As for Accepted, I need to just go the full monty. Yesterday I gave it a 9 out of 10. After thinking, that movie deserved a 10 on the acting alone. Add in the humor and the message and I give Accepted the holy grail of movie reviews...A 10 out of 10!!! It earned that rating, check it out. You wont be disappointed.

Well, it's time to go back to the grind. Work 15 hours, another day older, deeper in debt you know the deal. Even still, stay up peeps. And to the school aged readers welcome back to class! These are your Wonder Years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm funny.

Oh, and Britney ain't looking so good. Being married to a hellspawn will do that to you.

If she left now, she could save herself. I'm just KIDDING. Be cool peeps, I will return.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Greatest. Weekend. EVER!!!

Morning, peeps! Happy cold ass Sunday to you! Man, I love the middle to end of August. The leaves turn brown. The Air gets crisp and the wind gets brisk. Oh and MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!!! Yeah, I do like gridiron battles. You know what else the end of August signals? The sad end of the summer blockbuster movie season. And this year had the good (Pirates 2, X-Men 3, Cars), the average (Superman Returns, Over The Hedge, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) the bad (Miami Vice) and the fucking SHITTY (Nacho Libre, MI:III). However, usually at the middle or end of August there is a movie released each year that suprises us all. Last year it was Four Brothers and 40 Year Old Virgin. In 2004 it was Without A Paddle. This year, someone took to the theater to see this years sleeper August blockbusters. He is a brave man. His name is Master Chief Captain Chachi. So this Sunday I bring to you....

MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD: END OF SUMMER EDITION!!!

Well, this weekend I spent my Saturday at the movies checking out two new releases: Snakes on a Plane and Accepted. First...

SNAKES ON A PLANE

This movie had craptastic written all over it. There was almost no result except for failure because it sounded so horrible. Yet, all the word of mouth I heard on Friday was that it was fucking awesome. So I decided to pick up a ticket and head over to the theater (since Ted was being a BITCH I had to go by myself, which wasnt all that bad actually) to check it out. First off about this movie: it is fucking hilarious. Sammy J. had the quips and even my doppleganger had some lines. The ways that the passengers died were awesome if not downright nasty (something about getting bitten in the eye or eaten whole by a Boa Constrictor is just...fucking SCARY) and current horror movies should take note. Name the last REAL scary movie and I will guarantee that the death scenes were HALF as scary as they were here.

Oh, and in a real shocker, the characters weren't just snake fodder. Yes the characters are typecast (the rich dumb girl, the snooty British guy, the gay flight attendent, the Thai kickboxer) but the most part they have personality. Also, it was nice to see Flex again after Homeboys In Outer Space and The Michael Jackson Story. He picked himself up very well. Anyway, each character had a chance to shine and there was actual interaction (a lost art in movies now days) and plot development. Which lets face it, no one was expecting seeing as how the PLOT was given away by the title i.e. Titanic.

Also, the snakes KICKED ASS! We all know CGI snakes are scary, but now I have to say that more horror movies need them. Very few things are scarier than a snake (if they EVER find a way to splice bear and snake genes...may Buddha help us ALL because we are FUUUU-UCKED) and this movie proved it. They came from all directions and man could those motherfuckers KILL. I mean damn, snakes are the new zombies. About the same speed but twice as deadly and smarter. Snakes bit everything (yes, a dude got bit in the wang. NOT COOL but funny as hell) and people in the audience did the 'Jump, Scream, Laugh' that you see in the Living Dead series. The snakes made it scary and the death scenes were well done and funny as hell (some were over the top, but its a horror/comedy so its expected. Think 'Shaun of the Dead' with more 'motherfuckers!' in it).

Lastly, there was Samuel L. Jackson. Say what you will about that man being the same character actor in every role. So was John Fucking Wayne and every other actor out there sans Johnny Depp, Sidney Portier and pre-butter blood Marlon Brando. Get over it, no one fucking acts anymore so those of you say he is a one trick pony probably think Tom Cruise deserved an Oscar for The Last Samurai and you need to be mercy killed because if we dont do it now you will fucking reproduce and then I will have to kill YOU AND YOUR KID and I don't want to kill kids. They are the innocent. Anyway with that out of the way Sammy J gave a great performance and actually didnt even carry the movie. He played second fiddle to the snakes and action which is what any good action star does (you listening, Rock and Vin Diesel? It really ISNT rocket science let the action speak for itself, not you. That is why Keanu Reeves is one of the biggest action stars of all time and couldnt act like he was breathing. He knows when to SHUT THE FUCK UP). Quite simply, Samuel L was Samuel L but didn't overshadow the movie like Godzilla and King Kong did by creating an underwhelming star. He was just right.

So you can guess what this movie gets. Lets break it down:

A snake biting a woman on the tit? CHECK
A snake biting a man on his wang? CHECK
A snake biting someone in the ass? CHECK
Wanton violence against a small dog? CHECK
Wanton cursing by Samuel L. Jackson? CHECK
An anaconda or boa without Ice Cube or Jennifer Lopez there to poorly act? CHECK
An asian gangster going pinata on some white dude? CHECK
No Colin Ferrel? CHECK
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!! CHECK
A kickass ending theme song a la Shaft and Howard the Duck CHECK

Well, that is enough for me. This movie gets...

TEN MOTHER FUCKING STARS OUT OF TEN MOTHERFUCKING STARS!

Next on the docket was....

ACCEPTED

Well, this weekend was a double header. After Snakes on a Plane, the crew and I went to see Accepted, a college movie that looked like it would be okay and worth the Fandago gift bucks I got for doing that survey about X-Men 3. Long story short the movie is about a student (Bartelbey) that reminds me of myself in high school. Too smart for my own good so didnt try as hard, got above average (but not stellar) grades and was seen as a slacker because I wouldnt conform and become the drone that regurgitates the bullshit I was taugh. Power to the students bitches! Anyway, he creates a fake college to get his parents off his back but others apply and get accepted, hence the title.

Well, this movie was FUNNY AS HELL. It had the Apple dude (who after this and Dodgeball I dont want to murder) and the big guy from Grandma's Boy (who stole the movie because he was fucking HILARIOUS) and they really made a great team. Bartelby reminded me of a young Mahoney from Police Academy, just cool calm and collective. The plot of student creating their own class to stimulate their learning was pretty good and led to a lot of comedy. There was the stuffy dean at Harmon and of course the stuck up preppy prick (who got slacker served so much it was pathetic) which every college movie must have. It was formulaic to a point, though and that was the only problem with the movie.

The best part of the movie was the message. The fact that higher education should be that: education. Education isnt confined in a little box of cliff point knowledge that you just stuff into a graduate in and ship them out to some company to be a drone for. Education is stimulation, not limitation. When you limit someone and all but force them to learn from preset boxes, you arent LEARNING anything. Learning about about finding out about yourself and what you want to be and achieve and basing a scholastic curriculum off of that. Otherwords, you are wasting your educations. Man, I was ahead of my time because that rant at the end is the same rant I had every day in a class that I didnt study for the test in. Anyway, the message of this movie although I am not big on messages is a great one. Knowledge is the freedom to learn.

Everything in order, this movie was funny if you went to college in the 2000's and still know high schoolers that are STILL having that bullshit about how college prepares you for the real world shoved down their throats like geese only wanted for their livers. It has a great message and is funny in getting there, not preachy like The Perfect Score was (but that movie sucked overallanyway so THERE). There was something funny going on at all points and had the most awkward introduction statement ever (You're dating Monica. I think about her when I mast...er...bate. I didnt mean to saaay thaaat...) which I was laughing about STILL this morning. Overall, the movie was great if you are into the high school/early college comedy genre like Can't Hardly Wait. It also has Lewis Black and you can't beat that because his rants were all dead on, especially about college being bullshit for getting a good job because having a degree means JACK SHIT. Give this movie a shot, it's funny and has a great message about acceptance and belonging. You see, sometimes teen movies CAN be Shakespeare. Accepted gets...

9.5 out of 10 stars, which equals to about a 3.97 GPA.

So I was truly excited about getting the new FFVII side story, Dirge of Cerebrus with Vincent as the star. Especially with Gackt in the English commercial. About time J-Rock came over here because Redemption KICKS ASS. Yet, all I have heard is bad about this game. As someone who doesnt have the cash to buy video games that may or may not suck anymore, I need the peeps input. Any one know if this game sucks or not? Let me know.

So Rebelde is still the greatest show on TV. I have been checking out clips here and there and much like Zach and Nolan making up my own dialog. I know very little spanish, so I just wing it. With scenes like this, who needs dialog?

Mmm...man I am going to hell and I likes it. What can I say, this show kicks ass.

Well, I'm gonna hop in the shower and head out for a bit. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Until, here is some Kumi Koda for the male demographic. Oh yeah, she's quite nice.

Shake it up, indeed. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

IT'S AMARETTO ICE CREAM TIME!!

Hells yeah, peeps! It is Friday all up in this bitch! Hope ya'll go out and party because you know I will! The festive cocktails will be held to a minimmu (if any) but still. Enjoy yo'selfs, bitches.

So I am going to knuckle up and do the polls on Sunday. Same as Douchebrawl, they will be on the side of this page and on the website. I'm trying to eliminate clutter and all. It's too busy! You cant even see the logo!

This update is gonna be short, but I have to get this out. Whoever wrote that 'Chain Hang Low' song needs to be shot in the fucking face.

NOW. I hate that song. See, that's why no one respects rap music: it is fucking stupid. Just...stupid. I want that nigga dead so bad it hurts. Puts a damper on the fact that Talib Kweli's new song is out and it kicks ass.

My god, Jibbs has just pissed me off to no end. Now I may just drink myself stupid. Nah, I have more control than that.

Well, I will end with this: where in the hell is Usher? Usually when I say that, his new single comes out and I'm like 'Yay, Usher!' Then after six months of hearing it I say 'Fuck Usher' and couldlive without him for a year. Well, I am missing Usher. We need another 'Yeah!' stat. Because 'Chain Hang Low' is NOT what the world needs right now. I can settle for Justin Timberlake.

I think I will be back tomorrow. Until then, stay up peeps. AND SEE SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Yeah...Right.

How goes it, peeps? Just on to say hey, I will try to have something up late tomorrow night or Saturday morning before I hit them streets.

Snakes on a Plane....WILL RULE ALL! I want to find the 10pm showing, but I'm sure since this is Colorado and we are against all that is cool that I will have to wait until tomorrow or Saturday. Man, even if this movie is bad it will kick the ass. Hell, I can even take my doppelganger if the movie rocks. People are bashing this movie (and rightfully so, I mean they arent even giving the movie to critics but critics suck ass...except for the Master Chief Captain of course) but hey, Sammy J can't be wrong. I mean he CAN, but he won't. Trust me peeps it's gonna be good stuff.

Oh, and yeah....right. After all this time NOW he comes out? I am just finding this hard to swallow. So did JonBenet if the story is correct about how she died. WHOA, not cool Duece. NOT COOL. I would apologize but...you know. I'm an asshole. Well, I guess it is good to have closure. Too bad we had to sit through 3 Nelly albums and a Paris Hilton song to get it. Eh, what can you do?

Hey, we have caught JonBenet's killer but we can't catch Osama Bin Laden? Yeah, crack job the CIA is doing on THAT one. Dipfucks.

Well, I am about to head out. I will try to be back tomorrow or Saturday (to reiterate) with something cool for you guys. I leave you with the proof that puberty can sometimes kick ass. Here is Bennie K's first video.

I still would have hit that. But Yuki looks like a girl I knew in collegethat I had a thing for. To this day I dont know why, she was a biggity-bitch to me. Anyway, they grew up UBERHOT and mega-talented and that is all that matters. Mmm..Yuki. Well, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is? Another early morning update for the peeps because if I don’t do it now, I’m gonna be to tired to do it this evening. With that being said, I think that the Chachi’s are all but set. There has only been one write in so after adding that to the list of nominees I will finalize it and hopefully have the polls up by next week sometime. After that, I think I am going to get the Ladies Night Competition set up before NDK. Just a reminder of what is coming up on the Passion of Chachi.

So I am just getting caught up on Bleach (only on episode 89. I’m like three off) and when I last left it was rather boring but picking up (Ishida with powers? Dare I dream?) I am going to hit that up on the bus ride. I will let you know how it is when I get a chance, either today or tomorrow. Hopefully today, don’t want to leave the peeps with a crappy update. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Update: RORY CRAP! THE BOUNTO ARE IN SOUL SOCIETY?! Hells yeah! Just when I was about to give up hope on this show they go and give me a reason to stay. It's my abusive relationship. JUST KIDDING. Oh, and another thing. I am really considering seeing Snakes on a Plane. I mean for what it is worth, it IS Samuel L. Jackson. Even though my doppelganger is in there (how I LOATHE him) I am considering it. If not, then the GOING HOLLYWOOD WITH MASTER CHIEF CHACHI will be put on hold until that college movie Accepted. That looks like it could be funny. I will try to have something up tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out. Again.

Get Yo Learn On!

Good morning, peeps! It’s another cold, rainy Tuesday morning and I must say that Fall is on its way. You know, of all the times of the year, Fall is my favorite. The weather isn’t to hot or too cold and it just has a sense of relaxed vibes. That and you have football season, the World Series and of course my birthday (which if the money is right will be spent in Las Vegas. If not, it will be spent in…Las Vegas. I got a 50/50 shot of becoming rich, baby!) all going on in the Fall. And I also am going to make a stronger effort on the blog starting at the end of August. Think of June-August as summer syndication (with the month of May being sweeps with my crazy escapades and hung-over rants) and September beginning Season 2 of The Passion of Chachi! Will I hit the sophomore slump? Nah, I’m a little older and wiser. A lot more bitter to boot. Yep, this will be a kick ass Fall for the peeps.

Speaking of Fall, that is normally when school starts for everyone. Yet, I am seeing the majority of schools starting the school year in August (early August, as in like yesterday) while ending it in early June. Um, that is only about 60 days of vacation give or take. Why are they making kids stay in school longer? In my day, we got let out the third week of May and came back the first week of September and we liked it. A LOT. We had a full vacation to be forced to sit in a car for a road trip across America (forget the fucking patriots out there. This country sucks. Ever driven through Kansas? I thought so) or go to a camp with dipfucks and shittards. Ah, childhood. I hated thee.

Here is my issue with the longer school year: kids aren’t getting any smarter. Shit, they are already dumb as hell with the shit on TV. Why fry their minds with more schoolwork of subjects that don’t matter? World History? Only one history matters and that’s the good old US of A. Who gives a fuck about French Guyana anyway? Geometry? Name one thing in the world that requires Gemotry to be successful? You think George W. Bush knows Geometry? Fuck no, he doesn’t even know English and he is doing just fine. Oh, except for the ‘war’ thing. As for year long school, that shit has to suck. I know they get breaks upon breaks but that is still asinine. Year round sounds like a great idea in theory and can work for some in the actual implementation.

When it comes down to it, some people are just too stupid to make it work and you end up burning them out. Quite simply I just don’t see why we give kids a break. The real world after high school sucks so much ass that I now believe we should give them a break. I used to be under the school of thought that we should show them that life licks balls from the get-go but I changed that opinion. Give kids time to be kids and have fun. Extending the school year to teach kids irrelevant subjects (RESTURANT MANAGEMENT?! Why not just call it ‘You WILL Work At McDonald’s 101?!') behooves no one. It just lets teachers earn more (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) and gets schools more money from the state to accommodate more kids (that’s China’s fault). Are they using that money for textbooks yet? When I was in high school (albeit 1998) we didn’t know whether Regan won the election yet. Well, that fucker did and I didn’t find out until 2001. In closing, the children are the future. Give them a fighting chance, not a fight. Make the school year shorter, the classes relevant and stop with the healthy school lunches. Seriously if you want to eat healthy make your kids lunch. Maybe the blame isn’t on the kids for being stupid but is on the parents for not curbing their (and the schools’) stupidity. Just a thought.

Well I will finally do Chachi's Weekly Top Ten, where I will rank my favorite songs. You best believe this song will be on there. Here is Sleepy Brown, Pharell and Big Boi of Outkast with Margaritas.

That song is such a jam. Oh and what is this? More Bennie K? You better FUCKING BELIEVE IT! Gimme my Yuki and Cico!

My god, they are both HAWT. I know I say that everyday, but DAMN LOOK AT THEM. Oh, and Cico has picked her game up. There are a few songs where she has that sultry deep voice going on and man...that is some hotness right there. And now that I am learning what she is saying (something about Chachi is so hot and calling me her 'senpai' or maybe I made that part up myself) it is even better. I better quit talking about this before I get in trouble.

Anyway, the Duece is about to be out. I will try to be back up tomorrow with something quick. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

I Ain't Dead, M**********rs!

Okay, I had a pretty boring weekend so I didnt update this bad boy. And for that I apologize. On Friday I kind of fell off the wagon (and by kinda I mean so fucking did) so Saturday was just running errands and saying 'Why in the hell did I do that?!' To go along with that, my video card went all crazy (it had blue spots on the screen where there was white. It was weird) so Sunday was spent fixing that. I also cleaned up my room because...well it was filthy. So all in all, it was just a wash for a weekend. Nothing exciting or anything.

Wait! I got my Bennie K and Kumi Koda CD's! Only issue: I forgot that the Kumi Koda DVD was Region 2 which means it wont play in my craptastic Gateway DVD player. In its defense, it wouldnt play The Boondocks all that well (YOU CHUBBY CHEEKED MONKEY! Priceless...) so I can't blame the player.

So with the aftermath of Friday (which I am sure involved drunk dialing) I am cutting myself off again. I got a few drinks to celebrate something and a few turned into 'Holy shit, I'm gonna lurch' and I really hate that. So now I am back into my clean cycle. I'm not gonna lie, being sober is actually a lot more fun for me than when I am drinking, even casually. Mainly because I am not a total fucking tool and forget to go to the movies with a friend of mine and when I finally DO remember I am all like 'It's raining, screw that.' You see, sometimes it really is that simple.

Well, I apologize again for no updat this weeked, I know the peeps look forward to that. I will try to have a rant up this week to make up for it so stay tuned. Until then, take a look at the archives, thats where the good stuff is. Especially the Confederate Flag and Women vs. Society Rants. Until then, stay up peeps. I will return soon.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Ok, So I Lied. Kinda.

Okay, no big update today. Got a big day planned for Saturday (BOLLYWOOD, FOOL! WHAT!) so I will try to do something in the morning. I will give the peeps some ranting and raving on Sunday. Until then:

Live, Laugh and Love.

I'll Be Back

Just wanted to say what's up to the peeps! I will be back on Saturday for sure. Maybe even tomorrow for a new segment called the Passion of Chachi Top Ten Countdown! Maybe. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

It Has So Been...Re-Broughted?

Good day, mates! So I have not received my Bennie K or Kumi Koda shipment yet. I am kind of mad about that because I have been holding off downloading both albums so I could be surprised. How long can one man go without his Yuki before he snaps? Sweet, sweet Yuki. My love for thee flows like sake on Fridays. So speaking of music, what was the last good album to come out? It has really been slim pickings this year. There have been a few good SONGS but no good albums. Anyone else notice that the year LL Cool J releases an album a war breaks out? I’m just saying that niggas album brings trouble to us all. He needs to be stopped! That and he sucks, that doesn’t help his cause any.

You know what I should do? Start a pop/rock band. Like Fallout Boy or My Chemical Romance but GOOD. The songs write themselves (in the case of Fallout Boy, I don’t think they have songs as much as they have words that go in a cadence of some sort. Holy shit, their songs kind of suck it hard) and your musical skills have to minimal at best to be even marginally successful. Just look at Bowling For Soup. Just have to get a catchy hook and maybe a pointless ass video and I am in there. If anyone has any real talent let me know. I guess I could have an open audition that, always brings the freaks out. Same as usual, Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer blah blah blah yakkity smackity.

So I got into a discussion about who is better: Rain (Bi) or Se7en. For those that don’t know who they are, you are an idiot because Se7en kicks the ass (Now that he reportedly aint dating my woman no more) and Rain has his moments of total awesomeness. They are Korean pop stars that I like to listen to (I dug Se7en already but I had no idea Rain was who he was until someone pointed him out because it just said ‘Bi’ and I had no idea what the fuck that meant in Japanese. Because it isn’t. And knowing is half the battle, peeps) and I guess are having an Usher vs. Justin Timberlake like battle for hip-pop supremacy. We don’t see enough of that in my opinion.

Well, let me give you an idea of the two styles and then make your own choice. Think of it as a Backstreet Boys (a little more mainstream and VH1 worthy, think Millennium and Black and Blue) for Rain and N’SYNC (a more poppy dance sound with a twist of hip hop, more for the teen crowd. Think Celebrity and Justin Timberlake’s solo album) for Se7en’s style. Take gander and lend an ear.

Here is Rain's Free Way

And this is Se7en's Passion (HELLS YEAH!!)

After a little investigation (And some of that ‘getting down to the beat’ the kids talk about. Holy shit, Free Way by Rain kicks the ass. That is a groove-worthy track) I have to say it is about preference. Depending on my mood, either I prefer a hip hop sound (on the bus or driving on the highway during the day, in which Se7en wins hands down. Check out the Passion Tipsy Remix and you will see what I mean) or whether I am in a relaxed mood (when I am driving in the evening or just sitting at home, it’s pretty much Rain and DJ Quik) and want to groove. Long story short, both are good and worth a listen.

So I watched Bring It On: All Or Nothing last night because I am a fucking dumbass. And although I only watched 7 minutes without the sound while dozing off I can say something about this movie. It was SHIT. Don’t know any of the dialog so I created my own. And it was STILL shit. I can say that Hayden Panterriere needs to be legal right now because my GOD.

I am going to hell for this one, there is no way around it. She is beautiful. Not hot, not saucy. She is beautiful like Sowelu or Kate Winslet, just naturally pretty. Too bad she hangs out with Paris Hilton because at this rate she will catch the Gonosyphillis by 19 hanging out with that dumb bitch. Run, Hayden!

Alright, my battery is running low so I am going to head out. I will try to get something up tomorrow, too. Friday is Sake and Gelato so I will update Saturday or Sunday instead. Until then stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Just Something Quick

Sorry about no real update, got a little busy. I will try to be on this evening on the bus. If not, I will be back on Friday. Still, stay tuned I may just suprise you. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Aahh, Monday. We Meet Again.

Good morning, peeps. I hate Mondays, as you all know. But my charge for my Bennie K and Kumi Koda CD's just cleared so I should have the Bennie K Show 2: Yuki's So Dam Fine It Hurts by Saturday. Hell yes, I cannot wait. Oh, and check this out. Well this was a very uneventful study. Feh, what can you do.

So I was going to rant yesterday but I was just too damn tired. Man, this is a struggle. It's only gonna get worse in the winter. However, I have yet to have to blog during the holiday season, so I am anxious to piss people off with my Christmas and Thanksgiving rants. And lets not forget about Kwanzaa. Yeah, it's gonna be a happy holiday indeed. Anyway, I may type the rant on the way home this evening and post it tomorrow morning. It was actually a good idea (I had been planning the rant for a while, just never found the words to put on the net) so I will try to get it up this week. Stay tuned, peeps.

Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps and try not to let Monday get you down. The Duke of New York A#1 will return soon to pep you up.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Es Muy Bueno, Peeps!

Good morning, peeps! It's a beautiful Sunday morning and I must say, it was an overall good week. Tiring, but overall pretty damn sweet. Hope this coming week is even better.

First off, its time for...

MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!!

This weeks movie is Talledega Night: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Now I went into this movie with high hopes. Mainly because it was Will Ferrell and Nascar in the same place at the same time. I figured that this movie would be the greatest look into the life of NASCAR fans since...Dukes of Hazzard I guess. That's as close as I have ever been to the crapfest. Yet there was something missing from it. I mean don't get me wrong, the movie was funny. Just not Anchorman funny. Which is hard to top, but still. I mean Will Ferrell was funny as Ricky Bobby and Sascha was HELLA funny as the Frenchman F-1 racer. Even the side characters were funny (the little kids kicked ass, especially when they got scared straight. I'm all hepped up on Mountain Dew!), in my opinion funnier than Ferrell. Not a bad movie by any means but not up to the hype or expectations. Overall, I recommend The Ballad of Ricky Bobby with...

7.5 out of 10! (Good, not great. Still well worth your money, though.)

So it is time for the Douche of the Week. You know who it is, so I won't waste any time...

Douche of the Week: Mel Gibson

Ah, Mel. After being kicked out of the top spot of the list by the likes of Tom Cruise, Kevin Federline and Nick Cannon you are back in the hunt of biggest douche of the year. It's bad enough to drink and drive (I will keep my fool mouth shut on that one) but to berate a police officer and go on an anti-Jew rant? Priceless! I loved how he talked about how The Passion wasnt a movie to stir up hatred toward the Jews from Christians (and whoever else believes in the myth of Jesus T. Christ) and yet it obviously WAS because there was no plot and no story. It was just a three hour ass beating of a skinny Jew. If I wanted to see a one sided ass kicking, I would watch USC play Arkansas State Beauty School of the Deaf and Blind Mines or something. It all goes full circle as we see Mel Gibson really DOES hate the Jews, or at least blames them for all moving traffic violations. I always blamed those swarthy Greeks but here we are.

Let's face it, Mel Gibson is batshit crazy. We saw it in the Lethal Weapon series and we saw it with Braveheart (which SUCKED, get over it. I would rather watch Fight Club, and fuck all of you I hated that movie and always will. Eat my taint). We saw his love of violence in The Passion (which for what it was worth, was a pretty good retelling of a FAKE STORY) and his distain of Jews at the same time. I am not going to question ones beliefs and values (I sure as fuck dont agree with them) but don't talk out of the side of your crazy mouth. Even if you didn't make a movie that bastardized the Jews, you made a SHITTY MOVIE that people think was great because they are weak and believe in a story that is no different than Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. At least Luke Skywalker didnt go out like no punk bitch like Jesus did. He got himself some payback. And Gandolf would OWN Jesus. Walking on water can't save your ass from a White Wizard. Long story short, due to being a two-faced, drunken, bat-shit crazy, Jew hating fucker with no respect for the law I make Mel Gibson my Douche of the Week!

BTW, in a close second was Lindsay Lohan. She is THIS close to becoming Paris Hiton V.2 and it's a shame because after Mean Girls she had some potential. That and Kevin G. needs to release an album.

That's the hardcore notes right there. Holla back, peeps!

So Nolan came back from his trip yesterday and put me on to something that may be the greatest thing created since peanut butter and naner sandwiches. Yes, I am talking about telenovelas. For those of you not in the know, those are Mexican (hispanic if you will) soap operas. Now before you get all pissy let me explain. These shows are a goldmine of beautiful latina women. You know that they are my #1 and combine that with hot latin beats and little latin clothes and you have the greatest TV EVER.

Back to the point, Nolan introduced me to a show called Rebelde, or stubborn or rebel in Spanish. I must say: WOW. Check out this hotness:

Hells YES! Take away the dudes and you have a kick ass show. And yes, the ladies wear that in the show. Just looking all good and wholesome. Makes me wanna take them out for brunch. Not only that, the show has spawned a group called RBD which is pretty much made up of the members in that video. It is good stuff. I have listened to some of the songs and I am going to have to get a copy of an album from Nolan but they seem to be hella good. And hella hot. Check this out peeps. For those of you reading this at work, it may melt your monitors. And get you 5 to 10 depending on how old you are.

Peeps, that is part of the SHOW. The show! That was the comeback from the fucking commercial break!! You dont SEE THAT ON AMERICAN TV AND THAT IS WHY IT SUCKS! Hot ladies (Not skanky ladies. It's a fine line but a definite line) dancing in short skirts is what makes America great, not reality TV shows! My god, that was hot. Sadly, the last episode aired on June 2nd. Even still, they have a comic book and albums to keep me happy. Oh, and saucy dancing latin women. Did I mention they dont sound too shabby live, either?

Oh, and Dulce Maria? Mmm...you're silky. Ooohhh....you're smooth. Ahhh....you're so FIIIII-YIII-YIIIIIINE!!



Too bad the show ended. I hope she still does music. I just found out about her. Why am I so late on these things?! Anyway, here is a Youtube video for her. Dulce, I hardly knew ye.

Wow, I dont know why but I have never liked Sheryl Crow. She has always been kind of shitty to me. Eh, at least it was Dulce in the video. Mmm...candy.

So I wanted to do a rant, but I pretty much wasted that effort on Mel Gibson. Fucker, ruining my ranting powers. He's like kryptonite. Anyway, it is getting late and I have some errands to run. I will try to be back on Monday, but we will see. Until then, stay up, peeps.

Live, love and Laugh.

Mid-Day Update?! Who knew?!

You better believe it. FUCK MEL GIBSON. That is all. Leave the Jews alone, Mel. I did, so should you. As for being an anti-semite...did you see The Passion? That is as damning to Jews as...hell Woody Allen. Oh yeah, I went there. Fuck Woody Allen, too. Anyway, just had to get that out. It was bugging me.

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Party All The Time!

Morning, peeps! It's finally Friday and I must say....IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! No seriously, Friday rules. Ballad of Ricky Bobby tomorrow and if my car makes it, Strangers With Candy, too. I'm hoping for a big Sunday update if I'm not too damn tired.

So now Penelope Cruz is in on the Suri Conspiracy as I call it. You know, maybe there is a baby. But it is deformed. Like the scene in Aliens. You know the one. Pretty soon the nanny is going to be getting a face full of alien fury. Yeah, that would explain a lot about Tom Cruise's behavior. That man is so getting a Chachi. I just have to make up a category for him.

So about the Kumi Koda video...WHOA. I just watched the whole thing last night and my dear god. Paris Hilton is the only woman I will ever call a whore (you have to be really exclusive skank company to break that barrier) but Kumi Koda has just become nasty at her old age of....24. What she does to that bottle is just wrong. WRONG I TELLS YOU. Because it aint me. Man, I would give all the money in my pocket to be that bottle. Which is all of...7 dollars. Shit, I'm never gonna get that 10 speed.

So Nolan makes his triumphant return this evening. And with that, he is now an official member of the Council of Awesomeness. Nolan, your badge will be in the mail soon. You can use it for 5 dollars off at Jamba Juice.

Well, I gotta go for now. I may put a rant up tomorrow morning but until Sunday, here is some M-Flo to put you in the mix. Check out his greatest hits album. The second CD has some pretty good remixes.

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Justice Will Be Ours, Peeps!

Morning, peeps. I really have got nothing today. Nothing at all. No updates, no cool videos, no rants....who the hell am I kidding. Three words:

NEW BENNIE K! DISCO SENPAI!!!!

My god, if there is anything hotter thank a disco dancing Yuki and Cico I don't know what it is. Maybe put Kumi Koda and Jessica Alba in there...now that's some action.

Man, I had to get that out. I have been jamming to that for about a week and it kicks the ass. So this Saturday, since my only other friend in the world has a family event to attend I will call to order the meeting of the Council of Awesomeness! Team of Badassitude ASSEMBLE! I need a conch shell or something, that would kick ass. Or a viking horn thingie. That would rule all. Anyway, I want to have the Chachi's finalized by the end of next week (Sunday) so I can FINALLY get this thing rolling. I am also noticing a lack are participation by the peeps about picking their own nominees. Don't be shy, ya'll. Let your voice be heard!

So on another J-Pop note, I heard Sowelu's new album, Twenty Four. It's not shabby, kind of overly poppy but thats to be expected. She's damn hot. Also, out of the blue, Kumi Koda has an EP or a mini-album because she has new work. It's not her best stuff, but give it a try. She's a saucy lady. Check out Juicy. Unfortunatly, its not a remake of the Oaktown 357 hit Juicy Got'Em Crazy. Maybe that is for the better.

My god, that woman should be a controlled substance. Although the bottle thing was kind of too far into the Paris Hilton realm of whoredom. Kumiko, that was not needed. Yet, I shant complain because I love you.

Speaking of unreturned love, the Duece is single. Has been for a while. And quite simply, he needs to change that. So from this point on, the Duece is looking for a lady friend. Someone to spend quality time with eating gelatto or watching a nice play or jazz festival. And doesnt mind someone who destroys all electrical and mechanical objects by looking at them. Let me know if you would like to go out for coffee sometime, ladies!

Oh, one last thing: Heath Ledger has to fucking die. NOW. Or at least before the Batman Begins sequel stars filming. I have a posse (up to five people now. SWEET!) that are down to stop that Hollywood fucktard from making the movie. If you would like to enlist, shoot me a comment or an e-mail to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and I will go through the interview process. Again, The Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Yes, even the Irish now. Bastards and their lawsuits. Join the...

Beat Down Heath Ledger Crew!

There will be punch and pie at all meetings. Once I have a set group, I will announce the dates and times. Well, that is all for now peeps. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Yep, This Kind of Sucks Ass.

Morning, peeps. So I got my car back, and it is running like...I'm not really sure. It's just not running the same. Maybe that is how a Saturn is SUPPOSED to run but I dunno. Just feels loose and out of control. Not as responsive as it was. Now I have to take it back because I ain't having that shit.

So yesterday the FREX broke down. It seems that reverse isnt a standard option on buses and it got trapped in a corner. Just great. Trapped next to the bathroom next to two vagrants complaining about not being able to catch the Metro. My day couldnt get any shittier, right? WRONG. On the way home after picking up my car, I was talking to T'$heezy and guess what? My Bluetooth headset died. Yep, the same one that I had to have replaced and took me almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS to get back. It crapped out and is doing the same thing (refusing to charge althought it is dead as Carrot Top's career). You know, I should just become a fucking hermit and stay away from electrical and mechanical things because the shit just doesnt work. It is not like I am rough with these things. My headset stays in the iPod pocket of my bag and never gets dropped. My car is always kept maintained (oil changes, fluids checked, etc.) and yet, shit always seems to just break the fuck down. It is getting rather annoying.

God I am sleepy as hell. I will be back either tomorrow morning or evening. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Morning peeps! I had to get this out of the way. WHAT THE FUCK?! Who in the hell cast this fucker?! After the kick-assedness that was Batman Begins, they had to fuck it all up by bringing in HEATH LEDGER?! Come on, I have seen more acting talent from Paris Hilton. Although I have never seen her ACT as much as portray a whore very well. Jesus 'Sweet Tits' CHrist I need a damn drink.

So my car is doing okay now. The slave cylinder blew the hell out (which is just a bolt and a paper plate. Refreshes me to know it is not major but it pisses me off that it is just a peice of cheddar with a screw in it) so they had the clean the engine and put everything back in. I should have it back by this evening so its not ALL bad. I still looked online and it seems to be a running problem with the Saturn Vue line since 2002. Not a good sign, IMHO. But hey, I bought American so it's my own fucking fault. The Duece is back on the road, sexy ladies in the house cover your ass!

So this Mel Gibson situation gets better by the minute. First the DUI, then the anti-semetic remarks (Ah, so the Passion was life imitating bullshit. I said it, Jesus wasn't real just like sprites and unity in the damn Middle East) now the mugshot. Tell me he doesnt LOOK BATSHIT CRAZY! The man is fucking nuts. I'm talking well past Tom Cruise crazy. At least Tom's excuse is that he could have been brainwashed (which I don't doubt, Scientology is the mindfuck of all mindfucks). Mel Gibson is just one light short of a marquee. A lot of lights actually, that man's power supply for rationality and common sense is GONE. Take one look at that picture and tell me you would let him around your kids. If you say yes, you are probably one of the asshats that needed thebaby shaking campaign. Ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to say that I said it first: Mel Gibson is fucking NUTS. I said that after 'Braveheart' but you cannot convince white people that movie didn't eat ass. Get over it, that movie sucked ass.

Well, that is all for now. I am pretty much handing 'Douche of the Week' to Heath Ledger for fucking up Batman. We are talking PAST George Clooney levels here, peeps. I really will have to kill Heath Ledger. Man, I don't wanna have to go to jail for that asshole, but it has to be done. We gots to head to Hollywood and stop those fucks from making that movie. Peeps, transform and roll out! Eh, screw it. I will be back tomorrow (I think. I will play it by ear)

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Oy Vey

Sorry about no update this weekend, peeps. I was in a funk becauese my car broke down on the way to see 'Strangers With Candy' on Saturday. I think the tension cable broke on the clutch or something because all of a sudden I couldn't get into gear. Since then, I have been all bummed the fuck out. It just turned a year old this month, things shouldnt be going out on it. Even though I drive a lot to Denver, it still is well under warranty. Things like that just bug me. It almost makes me want to never buy American again.

So I will have a KICK ASS update up this Sunday because I will probably see 'Strangers With Candy' on Saturday after I see 'Talledega Nights: Ballad of Ricky Bobby' on Friday. That should make me feel better about this weekend. Also, the first of many Unagi Days came and passed and it RULED. I had some sake, ending my sober streak but I just had a few casual sips (unlike the usual when I was challenging the sushi chef for his dojo and getting my ass WHOOPED ON) so I don't look at it as falling off the wagon. Friday ruled, actually. Gellatto and unagi is a kick ass day, peeps.

So the news weekend (aside from the shoddy American workmanship of my vehicle) was slow so I really don't have an update. Oh wait, MEL GIBSON GOT A DUI!! Fuck yes, if anyone needed to be taken down a peg, it's that fucker. I so loathe him, almost as much as as Tom Cruise and 50 Cent. ALMOST. Even still, I hope he gets his liscence revoked and deported. Fuck Mel Gibson. Oh, and now people are lying for Tom and Katie about their non-existant baby. You know, the sooner they come clean the easier I will let them off the hook. As of right now, they are running with a lie because they are scared of what people will say. The longer it goes on, the more it becomes like the Janet Jackson baby scandal. Yes, she was pregnant with a DEBARGE back in the day. Baby weight my ass, that bitch had a baby. Anyway, fuck Tom Cruise.

Oh yeah, fuck Nick Cannon. I swear to god, the unholy union that is Nick Cannon and Boost Mobile makes me want to beat kittens with a bolo. Seriously, I hate that man and I hate Boost Mobile so I personally believe that justifies any bodily harm I inflict on Mr. Cannon because he sucks. Sucks it hard and he needs to be dealt with. Jersey style.

Well, it is about that time. I will try to be back when I get home (I am going to take the first bus if my car gets done today which I think it should) and drop something on theblog. If not, I will have a post this weekend. Stay up, peeps.

Live, love and laugh.

Oh, and fuck Saturn. Fuck them in their stupid heads. If things go well, I will update this and change that line but for now they can suck it dry.

Holy Macaroni!

Morning, peeps! Sorry no update yesterday, I was all over the place. Man, yesterday was an...interesting news day. First off, Lance Bass is gay. Well, I'm gonna be honest I figured Chris would come out of the closet first. I would have put money on that. However, I am glad he is happy with wang party I guess it is cool. Now if only Justin would come out of the closet, all would be right with the world. Hell, Cameron Diaz looks like a 16 year old boy to me anyway. I don't care what people say, that bitch IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. I hate her and I hate you if you think she is worth looking at.

Secondly....War is the Douche of the Week. I wanna toss God in there but I really can't do that without more proof (not sure if a higher power exists). I am sick of this Holy War bullshit. If God is so damn great, why does he let chuckleheads declare war in its name? Why can't people just delcare war in the name of Fucktardedness? Because that's what war is. I say fuck all religions that decide to join this 'Holy War' nonesense. You know what the worst part is? You don't see Buddhists getting in on this shit. You know why? Because Buddha RULES. He keeps things cool and is like 'Whoa, relax guy. What's really the issue?' See, South Park was right. Muslims are mad because its hot, and Jews are mad because they couldn't get their soup for free by complaining it was cold. Racist? Yes. True. Fuck yeah. Let it go people. If God does exist, I'm sure the answer it wanted to disagreements wasnt war in its name. So now we have idiots declaring Holy Wars and now the religious people are gonna be all 'I told you the Bible was right' and then I will have to fucking kill them because I hate the Bible and all the words in it and the believers of it. I said it and I don't care. Show some fucking backbone and see the situation for what it is. Stupid people doing stupid shit. No more, no less. So in closing, fuck war and if the Middle East can't get some sense over there (which has been centries long lacking) then FUCK THEM TOO. That is all.

Sorry about that, I just hate stupid shit. Well, peeps it is about that time. I gotta head out. I will try to be back tomorrow for UNAGI DAY!!! Hells yeah! I will try to do a better post on Saturday and Sunday because I think I am going to save some money and not go to D-Town this weekend. So until my eventual return, stay up peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

Keepin It Real!

What's up, n****as?! I'm JOKING. Morning peeps, how goes it? Pretty good on this end, just dog ass tired. Man, I am realizing that I only have like seven friends for real. Am I really that abrasive or are poeple just not cool enough for me. My mom thinks...well my parents can't stand me (And rightfully so. I remember when I got my parents arrested for caged ninja monkey fights I held in the garage. Ahhh, those were the days) but I figured I'd have at least, like ten friends by 25. Eh, guess I'm just too cool for friends. Thinking that keeps me from crying.

So the Council of Awesomeness will FINALLY meet this weeked to discuss the final wild card nominees and the Lifetime Achievement Awards of the Chachis. Oh, and Nolan officially passed the background check (which was a shocker because every other member failed it BIG TIME. I had no idea about Z's wheeling and dealings with the Burkina Faso Mafi) so I officially have...four members. Yeah, it's an exclusive club. So we will meet over punch and pie and have the final list up next week, the polls up by August 15th and the show before my birthday and I go to Vegas (if I don't come back I am telling the peeps in advance to avenge my death) in mid-September. I am trying to figure out if I want to record it and put it up on YouTube or not yet. That would kick ass, but would take FOREVER. Let me know what you think, peeps.

So I have a new favorite video. I'm not gonna lie to you, I always felt Ciara was a tad overrated. Until I saw her video for Get Up with Ugmillionare:

I swear, that man looks like the Geico Gecko. I shit you not. That is still a bad ass song and a pretty good video. Dammit, I am gonna have to by the Step Up soundtrack. It has this and the Sean Paul remix of Give It Up To Me (the only good song that fucker has ever made) so it will be well worth the purchase. Too bad the movie will suck worse than Honey. And Honey SUCKED IT HARD. I wish Jessica Alba sucked it hard. WHOOOOOAAA, my sexual innuendo is priceless.

Crap, I forgot to have the Douche of the Week! I will have that up later this week, I promise. Also, I forgot to do Master Chief Capitan Chachi Goes Hollywood this week! Damn, this weekedn sucked the goats nads. Or the donkey. Speaking of donkey, GO SEE CLERKS II! RIGHT NOW! Funniest movie of the year. I have two words for you: interspecies erotica. I have two more words for you: porch monkey. See it and you will understand. Funniest shit this year, and if it wasnt for the hotness of Johnny Depp (BISHIE HAWT!!) it would be the movie of the year, barely edging out Thank You For Smoking. Man, doing the year end Passion of Chachi Special is gonna be hella hard.

Well peeps, it's about that time. To work for my supper. I will be back soon, hopefully with the Douche of the Week and a rant at some point this week. Or not, I just got the Bennie K Japan-a rhythm live video (which I am going to order along with some other stuff from Yesasia on Frisay. Piracy rules, as long as its on the open seas) so you may actually not hear from me for a while. Because Yuki is looking HAWT and let's just say I will be needing some me time. Until my return, stay up peeps. Damn, Yuki is fucking HAWT. Get out, I need a minute!

Live, Love and Laugh.

Is It Friday Yet?

Sorry, but no update this morning. Needed to catch up on some sleep. I will try to update this evening. If I don't, I will definitly be back on Saturday, seeing as Friday is UNAGI DAY!. Hell yeah, unagi in the hizzy, and don't you for-gizzy! Until then, I'm out.

Live, Love and Laugh.

150th Post Uber-stravaganza Part I!

Good morning, peeps! I told you I would be back up on Sunday! Okay, I have finalized the categories for The Passion of Chachi's Chachi Awards. These last categories are kind of random, which is really what this blog is all about.

Mindfuck of the Year (Thing that pissed me off the most over the last 12 months)

Wal-Mart Goes High-Dollar (Wal-Mart tries to leave behind the NASCAR crowd by selling sushi, organics and high end electronics. Know your market and cater, assholes. Oh, and unlock the doors so your employees can go home)
Tom Cruise Has A 'Baby' With Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise reportedly has relations with the Dawson's ex-fuck buddy. Although we have never SEEN said baby. I say we've been duped) All Shook Up (The Anti-Baby Shaking Campaign. Yeah, because we need to be told not to do that. If you DO need to be told not to shake a baby, you need to be shook. While fucked in the ass in prison)
Grillz (Yeah, you know how I feel about this shit. It isn't racist, it's just fucking stupid. Nelly almost singlehandly ruined my year)

DDR Shooting Star Award (Breakthrough Performance of the Year in any medium)

Terrance Howard (I have to admit, this man was EVERYWHERE ad in EVERYTHING. He even took my place at an interview earlier this year. Hell, he was even in the R. Kelly video if you look close enough)
Stephen Colbert (My new idol. This man served the WHOLE WHITE HOUSE STAFF and got a free dinner out of it. Saddam got forced into a spider hole for doing less. Now that is worthy of an award)
UVERworld (Took Japan by storm after D-Technolife from the Bleach anime took off and hasn't stopped since. A kick ass album and live show to boot)
Boondocks (Who knew a show about the rantings and mis-adventures of a black child would be so damn funny. I know I did, and the rest of the world now knows, too. Hope Aaron McGruder doesn't pull a Chappelle)

Well...That Was Quite Underwhelming (Disappointment of the Year)

Orange Range's Squeezed (First off, it was a remix album. Second off, it was a SHITTY remix album. Although they redeemed themselves with Champione, this was still a crapfest)
Superman Returns (Now I know I gave this a high rating this year but it just didn't have...it. For all its great points (and there were a gaggle) it was too long, under plotted and kind of scene based. A great comic movie, but pales in comparision to the best ones (Batman Begins, Spiderman 2). Overall, it was good but not FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC like I was expecting.
American Idol 2006 (Actually, pretty much every American Idol since Clay vs. Ruben. Man, I have never really been a fan of the show, but the last few seasons have really sucked because good people don't win. Chris Daughtry should have WON. Flat out.)
Super Bowl 2006 (I didn't watch a single fucking play of that game. I heard it was a good game but the lame ass hype and the fact that Seattle went shows that the world is going to fucking end really soon. That's Isreal's fault. Regis told me that)

Bubbling Like Vodka on an Empty Stomach (Most Anticipated Movie of the Next Year)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (This movie better come out this year. Because if it doesn't it's gonna be hell week rolled all in one up in this bitch!)
Spiderman 3 (You saw the damn trailer! I gotta get in line right now!)
Transformers (You know, I am kind of excited to see this movie. Although I am sure they are going to fuck up a lot of it, I was a fan-boy that was pissed about the organic web shooters and that worked out fine)
The Simpsons Movie (You know, the name says it all. I hope the series ends after the movie because then it can go out with some steam instead of dying a slow death because the show has really fallen off a bit)

The First Ever Tom Cruise Douchebag of the Year Award!

Kim Jong Il (You know, I don't WANT to nominate him because that afro rules. Even still, he is a total fucktard that needs his ass whooped on by Chuck Norris.)
Nick Cannon (You know what I'm going to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway. FUCK NICK CANNON!)
Kevin Federline (The more I hear about him, the more I hope that a trailer falls on him. It's only fitting to be killed by what you represent the most.)

The First Ever Heather Graham Whore of the Year Award!

Britney Spears (Well, you knew this was coming. I used to feel bad for Britney because I figured maybe she got took in by the white trash magic that is K-Fuck but then I realized that she is just as stupid if not STUPIDER than him. She is a whore to boot because she was within 30 miles of Fred Durst. And that is never cool.)
Paris Hilton (Yeah, this was a given. The sad part is that she has no real talent except for being a whole and being of rich sperm and eggs. Take away being a slut and she really has no qualities that distiguish her from a cactus. Except she would be wealthy but its obvious that wealth doesn't by common sense.)
Wilmer Valderamma (Or however his name is spelled. You can lie about Lindsey, Ashlee or whatever other trollop you decide to cornhole. But when you lie about Jennifer Love Hewitt you are fitting of a slow and painful death, you prick! This will be the only award you will ever be nominated for, asshole.)

Now, time for the Big Four

Bishie Hawt Man of the Year!

Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Terrance Howard
T.I.

Sauciest Lady of the Year!

Shakira
Yuki (of Bennie K)
Vida Guerra
Scarlett Johanssen

The Most Awesomest Moment of The Year (All Mediums)

Spiderman Unmasks (It's big for comic fans. In Civil War #2, Spiderman let the world know he was Peter Parker and it changes the face of comics forever. I know most of you don't care but fuck you it's my blog for the most part)
The Bathroom Scene in Grandma's Boy (Funniest scene of the year, even funnier than anything in 40 Year Old Virgin. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! IT FEELS SO GOOD!)
The Vince Young Show (I rarely talk about sports on the blog because it's not really inclusive to my wanted reader base but he put on one of the best individual performances ever in the Rose Bowl this year. Flat out AWESOME)
The Gravitas Battle

(Stephen Colbert vs. Stone Phillips. Two men. Two awesome segments. A lifetime of laughs. And it makes you look at hippos in a different light.)
Bennie K's Dreamland Video

(My god, Yuki and Cico look so damn good I can't concentrate. The first time I saw this video last year I was stupified by love for these young ladies. They then became bigger than unagi and that is GOOD eating. That and look at Yuki's stomach when she is in the orage shirt. I really hate skinny people and muscles but WOW. That is just...hawt.)

And finally

The Awesomest Person of the Year (All Mediums)

Stephen Colbert for being the most important man on TV since the crying Injun.
Ken Hirai for the video Pop Star
Aaron McGruder for the cartoon The Boondocks
Shakira for...hell look at this!

Well, that is all for now. The nominees are set and I will be taking write ins via comment or email to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com until next Sunday at Midnight. At that point I will create the polls and put them up on here and the website (which should be back up this week) to count your votes. It may be my blog, but the peeps have their say!

I will be back up this evening for tomorrow morning's post which will be part 2 of the 150th Post Uber-stravaganza! I will try to have a rant up this evening as well, but I may not do a second post for today because I walked in this morning at damn near 3:30 am and woke up at 8am so I am kind of running on fumes again. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, peeps! I'm gonna catch up on some anime (AIR GEAR RULES!!!)

Live, Love and Laugh.

The Phrase That Pays

Morning, peeps! It's finally fricking Friday and I must say it is about time. Man, sometimes the weeks jusy DRAAAAAAAG. SO aside from WWIII, it has been a slow news week. I swear, people are downplaying this (except the good people at Fox News, who are OVERBLOWING THE SHIT out of this) and I don't blame them but at the same time you gotta show more. I mean Isreal is going all Nebraska of 1995 on these guys. Just running up the scoreboard. I am not against that at all, but still.

So the phrase 'A carpenter never blames his tools'? Fucking stupid. Zach said it best: A carpenter will blame his tools if you give him a saw to hammer a nail. Think about it. That shit is funny. Well, I will try to update tomorrow morning when I wake up. I will for sure be up on Suday, odds are with the late 150th Post Uber-extravaganza! There will be prizes and punch for those that attend. Also a raffle for $5 off at Target. OOOOOHHHHH, the Duece is a giver to the peeps. I am also going to TRY to have the final nominees for the Chachi's up by Sunday so I can get voting ready on the website (which I kinda spaced on and didn't pay for last month. It was $4.24 and I just forgot about it. My bad to the three people that tried to go and couldn't get on). This fall is gonna be huge. I have The Chachi's, Nan Desu Kan, hopefully gonna move and the return of THE PIRATE AND NINJA MOVIE!! Yes, I'm gonna knuckle down and tdo it the real American way: outsource that bitch! Updates will be coming soon.

Well, I gotta pay the bills. I will try to be up tomorrow, but keep your Sunday open because the Chachi will be here for you. Stay up, peeps.

Live, love and laugh.

Eh, Not My Best Post But A Post Nonetheless.

First off, sorry about no updates over the last few days. Work has been kicking my ass so I am exausted by the time I get home and the bus I catch doesn't have wireless anymore (which SUCKS because my iPod battery is dead or something and no internet is killer) so I can't update there. I will try to make up for it this weekend, peeps.

Now I want to rant on something real quick: body odor. Now people who were at NDK know what I am talking about. Those of you that didn't bathe for the WHOLE CONVENTION last year will be beaten with The Revolutionizer. I am dead serious, I am through playing around. Seeing as how body odor smells like rotten tomato juice poured over old socks, it's the last thing I want to smell. Especially after a long day at work on the bus from a 300 pound woman in the seat in front of and next to me. It is annoying and makes me understand how movies like Falling Down happen. It just drives you to madness. I try to smell good (hell, everyone gets a little ripe after a workout or in 100 degree heat like we have been having lately, including myself) and I just ask for others to do the same.

Well, I have to head out. I will be back when I can. Oh, and Isreal is going to screw us all. I hate it when Christians are fucking right. Then again it IS the Middle East. This is just a normal week for over there. Those crazy guys over there with their suicide bombs and intolerance. It's like a violent, disturbing sitcom. We could have the next Odd Couple. Just kidding, dammit. Take a joke, America. Anyway, stay up peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

149.5 Miles And Running

Sorry no update yesterday, peeps. I was dog tired when I got home and I am dog tired now. This is beginning to suuuuuuuck it dry. Traveling 148 miles a day to be anally violated just ain't cutting it if you get my drift. Not actually VIOLATED, but you understand. I will try to put the 150th Post Uber-stravaganza up on Saturday. Until then, I will update when I am able to this week. Mainly when I am coherent. I'm keeping my head up, peeps. I can always find solace in the fact that I ain't in Lebenon right now. Oh, and I will have the Misc Awards for the Chachi's up I hope Sunday night. I want to have the ballots up buy the middle of August and the awards the first week of September. At least I have narrowed it down to a year. Until my return, stay up peeps.

Live, Love and Laugh.

149.1 Degrees and Counting

Holy fucking shit, man! 100 degrees?! This is whack! And people keep on looking at me because I'm not wearing pants. I'm trying to get groceries just like you, lady! Anyway, I had to say something about this weather. Damn it is HOT! I will have my 150th post at some point this week, and I will make sure it kicks the WHOLE ASS. Stay up, peeps. I'm gonna go put some ice in my underwear.

Live, love and laugh. And stay hydrated!

Back in the Saddle

Okay, peeps. Today's post is gonna be kind of big. First, I think I have finalized the nominees for the movie competition of the Chachi's! I know it took a while, but I have had some shit on my mind over the last week or so I have had to ponder. More on that later on. Anyway, here are your nominees!

Best Supporting Actress:
(Yeah, I need your help here. I'm not sure where to go with this category.)

Best Supporting Actor:

Morgan Freeman - Batman Begins
William H. Macy - Thank You For Smoking
Mos Def - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Best Actress:

Zhang Ziyi - Memoirs of a Geisha
Keira Knightly - Pirates of the Carriebean 2
Natalie Portman - V For Vendetta
Mandy Moore - American Dreamz (Highly underrated film, check it out)

Best Actor:

Aaron Eckart - Thank You For Smoking (HELL YEAH!)
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Carriebean 2 (FUCK YEAH!)
Christian Bale - Batman Begins (SUPER FUCK YEAH!)
Steve Carrell - 40 year Old Virgin (Hey, if you don't use it you lose it)

'You Know, This May Have Sucked Worse Than Darkness Falls' Worst Movie of the Year

Elektra (Yes, I know this mindrape came out early 2005 but it deserves a nod)
Brokeback Mountain (No, I still haven't seen it. But I know it was shitty. Trust me, peeps)
Flightplan (I did see this clusterfuck and it SUCKED)
Nacho Libre (You know, this movie sucked so bad that the Al Gore movie looked like Star Wars)

Shittiest Actress of the Year:

Jodie Foster - Flightplan (Jodie, I can't stand you. Always have and always will after Contact.)
Jennifer Garner - Elektra (You and your cro-magnon neck. And you spawned with Ben Affleck. Good job, bitch. You have officially birthed the anti-Christ)
Paris Hilton - House of Wax (Never seen it, but the bitch can't even act like a WOMAN. Putting her in a movie is just...bad news)

Shittiest Actor of the Year

Jack Black - Nacho Libre (If you liked this movie, you should be put down. I am dead serious, you are dirtying up the fucking gene pool with your stupidity)
Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain (This man cannot act. Period. Everytime he gets work from this point out, I punch a puppy in the fucking ribs. I'm THROUGH PLAYING AROUND!)
Orlando Bloom - Kingdon of Heaven (Great, more of the gay archer. Why cant this man-sprite just die already?!)
Tom Cruise - Mission Impossible III (More like 'Mission Not-Watchable III' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you, Tom)

Now, for the grand finale...

Passion of Chachi's Movie of the Year Award!

Batman Begins
Thank You For Smoking
Pirates of the Carrebean 2 - Dead Man's Chest
40 Year Old Virgin
The Da Vinci Code

And there you have it, peeps. The nominees for the movie portion of the Passion of Chachi presents The Chachi Awards! I am debating whether or not to do a TV section, because I watched only seven shows over the last two years and three were anime (and I can't just nominate Bleach and The Colbert Report for EVERYTHING. Which I tried to do, but it just seemd unfair) so the odds of a TV section are slim. I think Movies and music are enough, seeing as how I haven't played a video game since Kingdom Hearts 2(byw, the ending for that was SO FUCKING UNDERWHELMING IT HURT INSIDE!). Even though NCAA Football 07 does come out this week (and a certain someone is gonna get their ass WHOOPED ON!) so I will be hitting that up next weekend BIG TIME.

So it is time for the Douche of the Week. Usually, I give this to a person or people. This week, I have been going through a mid-life crisis. I am kind of at a crossroads at my life and I had an epiphany about a week ago talking to Griff about how much I hate what I do. Then Z got a job at a place that sucks the balls (Man if you ask them to refer to you as Captian and they don't agree I believe you should walk, too) and it hit me. The Douche of the Week might just be the Douche of the Motherfucking Decade. The Douche of the Week is...

Coporate America

When I started my new job something hit me that morning when I woke up. I had spent seven years working in a coporate setting (middle management that has to justify its job by fucking with you, pointless reports and metrics that 'justify' your worth to the company, cubicles, pointless 'rah-rah' meetings where they spew rhetoric about 'believing is achieving' not knowing that Jesus actually hated salespeople and other bullshit like that) and I must say, that there is a real big disconnect between that world and the real world. You see, working in a coporate position is a lot like being in a cult. You REALLY have to suspend belief on the...rational and buy into rhetoric and spin that is just high level bullshit. Let's be real, peeps. It is all a game. Many of you reader (all six of you) have seen movies like Boiler Room, Wall Street and Glenn Gary Ross. I have seen those movies at request of two of my previous managers and I wanted to gouge out their eyes and use their skulls as spit bucket. And I dont even fucking chew. I'm not a moral or even a NICE person (ask my friends, they can vouch for that) but to be a person like some of the characters in those movies just isn't natural. I hate that fucking enviornment.

Like I said, my life is an open book and I hold the privacy of others very close to me. However, I will let the peeps know that I work in sales. I have since 1999 which will put it at seven years in September. SEVEN YEARS IN SALES. That is fucking sad. I cannot believe that I have been in an envoirnment that I hate for so much for so long. You know why I think corporate American succeeds so much?

1. They have killed company loyalty. Now people argue this that have been working for a company for more than 5 years and I respect their point of view, you have been there for a while. The days of a company taking care of you for life are over. They know it, we as employees know it (and if you don't you FUCKING SHOULD) and they know that we know that they know it. Business is a machine and people are cogs. They can find a cog to replace you at any point. Whether you leave or they let you go, you are not too valuable to be replaced by someone willing to do the job cheaper. That goes for any position, I'm living proof on both sides.

2. The Drinking of the Kool-Aid. I hate this shit. If you sit in a meeting and you don't understand that you are being shoveled shit and spin then you are an idiot. Now you can choose to believe it or not (I honestly believe in nothing but it still annoys me) but like your fucking God you keep it out of my zone. If i don't want to believe I don't fucking have to. All I have to do is do my job to its description, not listen to people quote the Book of Sales and Bullshit to me verbatum. You know the people I am talking about, too. The guy that believes everything that the management team says about the money you can make or the fact its a numbers game. First off, the goal of a company is to pay just enough to get you to work a little bit harder. Incentives are created to behoove the company first, the employees second. So no matter how good the benefits/commissions/bonuses are, as soon as they see that is isn't beneficial for the company you better believe that shit will change. Secondly, EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING NUMBERS GAME! YOu know what else is a numbers game? Getting an STD. If you fuck enough people, you are bound to get a painful wart or blue flames with shoot out when you pee. Which brings me to the big one:

3. The Promise of More Money. I REALLY hate this shit. Z and I had this discussion when he was working for the man and they asked him why doesn't money motivate him. People look at you like you are fucking insane when you say money isn't your biggest motivator for taking a job. Now no one wants to work for free. There was a War that wasn't quite Civil about it. No one wants to be underpaid either. That just sucks (trust me, I have been there and that is almost worse than not being paid at-fucking-all) it dry. However, I am in the WRONG fucking line of work because money isn't why I go to work everyday. As long as my bills are paid, my parents are good and my dog is fed I'm happy. I want to go to work, do something I ENJOY DOING for 8-10 hours (yeah, I will work a ten hour day if I LIKE THE FUCKING JOB) and get paid fairly for it. I also have no need to strive for more if I don't like what I do. You know, if you made 1 million dollars a year, but you had to be anally raped for 30 minutes every hour on the hour for 12 hours a day, would you be happy with your job? Is money really worth it? Hells no unless you like that kind of thing and to each their own. Not I said the cat.

I would go into the disconnect from reality big business has, but that is more of another rant. Congratulations to Corporate America. For staying in your own reality and brainwashing your employess, you are the Douche of the Week. You know, sounds like Scientology. Oh my go...BIG BUSINESS IS A PLAN BY SCIENTOLOGY! IT ALL MAKES SENSE! Think about it.

Okay, not my best rant but it was a great bitch session. Got out some frustration. Time for some calm down tuneage. This is the new closing theme for Bleach, which is really beginning to pick up the pace. I won't say it is back to par with the Soul Society arc, but its making headway. Anyway, this is Takacha with Movin':

I am digging that song something fierce. Well, this post has been LOOOONG. I hope this makes up for the last few days. I will try to be back either tomorrow night or Tuesday. Until then, here is some UVERworld! You know, this isn't on Timeless, I wonder what this is on. Song kis the ass, though. Here is Shamrock. Emphasis on ROCK!

Stay up, peeps.

Live, love and laugh.

Can You Find It In Your Heart To Forgive Me?

Okay, okay. I said I would have an update yesterday evening but somethings came up. I stayed in Denver late and was hella tired when I got home. However, tomorrow I will try my best to have the nominees up by midnight. I may end up pushing the Chachi's back until September (which works, its the end of the award season by then) and it gives me a chance to have more nominees, seeing as how 2005 sucked it hard.

So India gets several bombings (which they are blaming on the Pakistani's. Who knew THAT would happen. All the time Angelina Jolie and Cambodia are having a huge laugh. Watch out for them Cambodians, theys dangerous) and then Isreal tries to well...Palestine Palestine. DUde, they are messing them up BIG TIME. Anyone else see WWIII? Nah, but I do see Kim Jong Il as the next Nero. I'm just saying, the dude has started some stuff with his idiocy. You know, I think I see a Lifetime Achievement of Douchebaggery Award in his future, peeps.

So the other night I was watching Power Rangers and I had to ask myself: was that show REALLY that gay? I used to watch that show every day at 4:00 on Fox Kids afterschool and I though it was the tits. Now I watch it and it is the most asinine thing I have ever seen. I will say it once, I will say it again. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IN ANGEL GROVE?! Oil? Legal sex with minors? Free rib tips? WHAT?! I know I said this before, but what kind of place with paper buildings has an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT?! When I think worldwide flights, I think JFK, DIA, O'Hare and Angel-Fucking-Grove. I really do. Sorry, that is just bugging me. I'm okay now. Why was the Black Ranger black and the Yellow Ranger....some sort of Asian?! They never even said what country she was fucking from! I think, maybe it was Thailand. Doesn't matter.

Well, that is all for now. Oh, I just finished Bunty and Babli yesterday and it kicked ass. I'm gonna rent out the White House to an Asian business man for a weird sex party. Because I have seen the videos, that is what they do. Freaky shit, peeps. I don't recommend you watch unless you don't mind trying to spend two years trying to unsee traumatic stuff. They likes the poo, peeps. Like the Germans but shorter. Man, that is racist. I'm sorry. Here is some Bollywood goodness to make up for it:

Man, I need to learn how to DO THAT. I have beat control, but I can't rememeber dance steps for shit. Just gotta practice. Anyway, stay up peeps. I will TRY to be back tomorrow afternoon or evening, it depends on whether I party it up in Denver or not. No drinking though, and I REALLY need a Pirate Punch (Rum and...a glass) right about now, but I made a choice not to and I am going to stick by it. Anyway stay up, peeps.

Live, love and laugh. It helps a lot (to a certain someone out there who needs the pick-me-up).

My Bad

My bad about no update yesterday. I will try to drop the nominees for the Film Chachi's this evening. Until then, here is Ken Hirai!

My bad peeps. I will be back soon, just been busy. Stay up.

Love laugh and live.