What is up peeps? Late update today, seeing as how I get back about two hours before I have to fucking leave again. Eh, thems the breaks and all.
So I'm laying a bit off the J-Pop for a while. Not due to lack of liking, just due to a slow few months of releases. Bennie K and Orange Range have new stuff coming soon, but for the most part it is just UVERworld and M-Flo and as good as they are even I need variety. So what am I into now? Shitty songs that almost no one remembers but me. Yeah, it's hard to find some of the songs I liked back then, but when I do it is frickin sweet.
That being said, anyone remember that whack-ass animated cat in the Paula Abdul video for opposites attract? Well I do and it did indeed suck, as did the feline. That cats; name was MC Skat Kat. I can't make that up, but it's still better than 50 Cent and Crunchy Black. How can a rapper be named after a response for 'how do you want your steak done?' Anyway, it seemed he used that cameo to vault into (minor)super-stardom and bought his G-Unit-esqe posse The Stray Kay Crew (I think that was right, like it really fucking mattered. They are still better than the St. Lunatics and Skat Kat is marginally better than Nelly). Skat Kat actually recorded an ALBUM and had a minor hit single in this song here. Get ready to feel bad for Earth Wind and Fire folks because they bastardized a sample for Let's Groove Tonight with this classic ditty. Here is Skat Strut by MC Skat Kat.
Even at this bad a quality, you get the idea. Not gonna lie, I have been jamming to that for about a week now and I feel ashamed. At the same time, he's better than T-Pain. The second song I have been listening to was more out of research than anything else. I was trying to remember the lyrics to this song and happened to actually find this video. Then I laughed. ALOT. To think I actually used to tolerate this song. I dont think he had another hit, and for all intents and purposes it doesn't matter: he had one hit and that is all that matters. I had a single in 1996 called 'Work That Thang Like A Choo-Choo Train' but it never took off. Fucking Quad City DJ's stole my thunder. Who remembers 'The Train?!' WHOO-WHOO! Any-damn-way, I give to you the king of the nasty. The lord of the freaks. You can call him Freaknasty. I call him crap.
Check out the dancing robot! Freakzoid on the dancefloor, fools! Yeah, I'm reaching for good points, that song is GOAT ASS. But hey, back then if you wasnt dippin, you was trippin. Okay, peeps. I'm gonna level with you. Back in the day, there was a song that came out. A song that I dont know why, but I just couldn't not listen to it. I had to bump this song like they were gonna ban it. Seriously, it was my goddamn e-mail address. This song was so damn stupid. Just listen to the lyrics:
He aint ya boyfriend
He aint ya husband
Just sumbody u can call when your body needs a fix
He'll put u in tha mix
Den you'll hear him askin
whats my name say my name
Peeps, spell his name. Say his name. Splackavellie.
Man. That was bad. If you remember that song and your name aint Griff you get MAD PROPS. The Chachi respects your ability to handle pain.
So I missed the Bush speech (I usually do, I would rather skullfuck a cactus than listen to him) but after getting the long and the short of it...did you know there is a third accuser in the Duke rape case? Just goes to show, sex is bigger news than immigrants. Dude, MSNBC RULES!! They are giving away tips on how to beat a polygraph test! Let's see Fox News do THAT. See, that's why I watch it. The speak directly to me, since I am their only viewer and all. Nice to be appreciated.
Quickly back to Bush. With everything going around in the news from Iran to Iraq to Chris Daughtery getting booted from American Idol (to which I say BULLSHIT!), illegal immigrants are one of my non-factors right now. And the sending troops to Mexico means we are more interested in keeping Mexicans out than helping Iraq. I think that gradually all the troops from Iraq end up at the border and Bush is going to totally ignore the 'Pottery Barn' rule. If you don't know what that means, please look it up or read The Boondocks. We here at the Passion of Chachi don't really endorse reading because we aren't losers, but learning can be fun. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
The Mother of All Posts
Happy Mother's Day, peeps! To all (er, both) moms that read this blog, today is your day! Enjoy it because tomorrow it is back to being taken for granted. Man, that's gotta suck.
So anyway, it is rant time. Zach, Ted and I went to Circuit City yesterday so I could get my mom her gift and stood by the glass case where the iPod was and stood there. For thirty-five minutes. THIRTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. Now part of this is my fault, because I should have just walked out an took my business elsewhere. But so some reason, I decided to stay. Just to see how long it would take them before they realized that I was not being helped. If it was a drinking game and took a shot for everytime I saw an employee look at me and not acknowledge I was looking to purchase and item I would have been sloppy drunk. Like I was on Friday. WHOA, I have no idea what I said or did, but I apologize because....I was to' up.
Anyway, Ted took a catalog and called the corporate (CORPORATE) number RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN EMPLOYEE to lodge a complaint. Nothing happened. I was still standing there right in front of the case while a pack (five) employees stood talking about some fucking camera on the opposite side of me. The customer service rep Ted talked to CALLED THE STORE and asked what in the fucking hell was going on. It still took 10 more minutes for them to acknowledge me and get my item. The killer: they went to Zach (who is white...er, caucatino but he LOOKS white) first, and he wasn't gonna buy anything. Then after all that, Ted asked to speak to the store manager and was given the Operations Manager (which in laymans terms means he manages the backroom and has nothing to do with the store itself for the most part) to which we both said was bullshit because we both worked retail and know the chain. They finally bought over the ASSISTANT store manager or 'second bitch in charge' and I have seen more of a sense of urgency to apologize for their poor customer service from Bush apologizing for the NSA bullshit. This man couldn't have given a rats ass about how shitty his store was to us and almost refused to give us the name of the store manager. Finally we got a card with a name and a phone number. No store number, no business number, no nothing.
You know, I know that the rantings of an upset customer mean very little to a retail chain. For everything I don't buy, they can replace me with another customer. That's just reality. However, I can say FUCK CIRCUIT CITY and ask my peeps to say the same. Go to Best Buy. Go to Wal-Mart. Go to Ultimate Electronics. Hell, go the the hustle man (I won't lie, I used to get cologne and DVD's from the Jamaican hustle man in 2001) just don't go to Circuit City. You know, what pisses me off is that I buy a lot of stuff from Circuit City. I bought my last two CD decks for my car, my first iPod, my DVD player, my old Compaq PC and both my TV's from there. In retrospect, I spent an hour in there each time, not because I wanted to but because the ASSHATS WOULDN'T HELP ME. Sad that I had to buy my deck to get help because they know we blacks love the drums. That is the only place a Black man can get help in an electronics store: car audio. Now THAT is racist. Might as well have slapped me in the damn face with some red Kool-Aid and a chicken wing. So lastly:
BOYCOTT THE FUCK OUT OF CIRCUIT CITY.
That is all on that. Well, in line with Mother's Day I am going to give you TWO rants today. I'm a giver. I've been neglecting the peeps and I owe this to you. I am going to start a new segment of the blog called 'Common Sense Is Dead Because...' to go along with Underrated/Overrated (which will be coming this week, actually so stay tuned). I am bringing this on here because...well common sense is FUCKING DEAD. Speaks for itself. Anyway, on the first installment:
COMMON SENSE IS DEAD BECAUSE...we shake babies.
O_o
You know, I bitched about this all last week so people that know me already have heard this. If you have to be told you SHOULDN'T shake a baby, your dumb ass shouldn't have HAD a baby or be around babies because you are officially a braindead fucktard that needs to be mercy killed, not just for your own good but for the rest of society as well. You are a walking blot clot of stupidity and should not be allowed to take up precious air that John Ritter or Pat Morita would be breathing right about now.
Think about this logically. If a polar bear grabbed you and shook you like booty in a Ying Yang Twinz video, would that feel good? Would that cause a little damage to the brain? You bet your ass it would. Now multiply that by 10. That is the result of shaking a baby. The only things that should be shaken in this world are snow globes and Polaroid pictures. ICE COLD!! Sorry, I still love that song. The fact that people have to be told this is kinda scary. I mean, I get pissed off like no other (ask Griff about my Madden tirades) but I would never shake a baby and never would be told NOT to. I understand kids being told because kids can be hella stupid. I was a kid once, and I did some dumb shit. These ads are being aimed at adults, who should honestly know better. There is no gray area with baby shaking. It's just common sense to not shake a baby, the fact that we need to be told is just sad. That's just my opinion.
So, enough about that. Oh, update! I got the Bennie K Show video online (gonna buy it when I get a region free DVD player) and that is some pretty good stuff. They did Love Story and Better Days and ended the special with Sunrise. Oh, and Yuki and Cico are...hells yeah.
So I saw this link on VGCats last week and thought it was stupid as all hell. After watching it again, it may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I AM NOT A MACODDITY!!
GIRLS ARE GRODY! You know, Dr Tran will rule the box office this summer. Hot dickings for all! Hell yeah.
Now, for a very important update. Ahem.
NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA!
私は、Kumi Koda 愛する. I have no idea what that means, but I hope it's 'I want to take you out for some coffee and maybe to a nice musical, Kumi Koda'
So I'm a hypocrite. Although I am against shaking babies, I'm all for throwing them at cats. I should be ashamed, but not suprisingly I am truly cool with it. It's great to be me sometimes. Also, it has been a while since we heard from The Rock. Check out Gridion Gang, it's like Coach Carter but without Sammy J. And that kid with the afro, he freaks me out a little.
What in the hell happened to females in R&B? Aside from Mary J. Blige and Alicia Keyes, everyone sounds the damn same. Think about it, name some of the new 'R&B divas' out there:
Ciara (Not a good singer, an good dancer though)
Keisha Cole (Tries WAY TOO hard and is still just average)
Brooke Valentine (Hot as all hell, not the greatest singer)
Tierra Marie (Forgot about her? Me too)
Um...Rhianna? (Once again, damn fine but an average singer)
See, running low on options. I have already ranted about the state of males in R&B. How shitty have the males in R&B become? One word, one letter, all shit: T-P.a.i.n. or 'Terrorbeast Predalope Assface Ingrown-ugly Negro'
My god, I just figured out the punishment for baby-shakers: be forced to wear glasses where T-Pain's face is all you see for 30 days. THAT is punishment. I swear, T-Pain will be a frontline soldier against the Bear Uprising because that face could scare any beast of any size. Oh, and thanks to R.Kelly for shitting on the memory of dead R&B stars everywhere with the classic line "Put my whole damn head in it". That will be remembered with 'Make Me Wanna Holler' and 'What's Going On' as R&B gold. You just pushed the movement back to 1871 with that one. Guess it is back to the fields for us. Ignorance, it is spreading like...well, the legs of a stripper. I had to do it.
Okay, that is enough for today. Just had to let the peeps know I still care and I am still down for the revolution. Oh, one last thing. Nelly Furtado is back and all I can say is GOD DAMN!! I have been in love with this woman since I'm Like A Bird, although I still think she needs to eat a sandwich. She is STILL a lovely, lovely woman IMHO.
My god, those eyes. I LOVE THOSE EYES. Just...get lost in those. So, here is her latest video, Promiscuous. She looks SO GOD DAMN GOOD I can't concentrate. Oh, and check out Timbaland. This dude is on the Barry Bonds Workout Plan or something because he is DIESEL.
That woman is hot tottie. Anyway, I am gonna head out for a bit and enjoy mother's day. I will try to put something up on Monday or Tuesday, depends on how tired I am. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
So anyway, it is rant time. Zach, Ted and I went to Circuit City yesterday so I could get my mom her gift and stood by the glass case where the iPod was and stood there. For thirty-five minutes. THIRTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. Now part of this is my fault, because I should have just walked out an took my business elsewhere. But so some reason, I decided to stay. Just to see how long it would take them before they realized that I was not being helped. If it was a drinking game and took a shot for everytime I saw an employee look at me and not acknowledge I was looking to purchase and item I would have been sloppy drunk. Like I was on Friday. WHOA, I have no idea what I said or did, but I apologize because....I was to' up.
Anyway, Ted took a catalog and called the corporate (CORPORATE) number RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN EMPLOYEE to lodge a complaint. Nothing happened. I was still standing there right in front of the case while a pack (five) employees stood talking about some fucking camera on the opposite side of me. The customer service rep Ted talked to CALLED THE STORE and asked what in the fucking hell was going on. It still took 10 more minutes for them to acknowledge me and get my item. The killer: they went to Zach (who is white...er, caucatino but he LOOKS white) first, and he wasn't gonna buy anything. Then after all that, Ted asked to speak to the store manager and was given the Operations Manager (which in laymans terms means he manages the backroom and has nothing to do with the store itself for the most part) to which we both said was bullshit because we both worked retail and know the chain. They finally bought over the ASSISTANT store manager or 'second bitch in charge' and I have seen more of a sense of urgency to apologize for their poor customer service from Bush apologizing for the NSA bullshit. This man couldn't have given a rats ass about how shitty his store was to us and almost refused to give us the name of the store manager. Finally we got a card with a name and a phone number. No store number, no business number, no nothing.
You know, I know that the rantings of an upset customer mean very little to a retail chain. For everything I don't buy, they can replace me with another customer. That's just reality. However, I can say FUCK CIRCUIT CITY and ask my peeps to say the same. Go to Best Buy. Go to Wal-Mart. Go to Ultimate Electronics. Hell, go the the hustle man (I won't lie, I used to get cologne and DVD's from the Jamaican hustle man in 2001) just don't go to Circuit City. You know, what pisses me off is that I buy a lot of stuff from Circuit City. I bought my last two CD decks for my car, my first iPod, my DVD player, my old Compaq PC and both my TV's from there. In retrospect, I spent an hour in there each time, not because I wanted to but because the ASSHATS WOULDN'T HELP ME. Sad that I had to buy my deck to get help because they know we blacks love the drums. That is the only place a Black man can get help in an electronics store: car audio. Now THAT is racist. Might as well have slapped me in the damn face with some red Kool-Aid and a chicken wing. So lastly:
BOYCOTT THE FUCK OUT OF CIRCUIT CITY.
That is all on that. Well, in line with Mother's Day I am going to give you TWO rants today. I'm a giver. I've been neglecting the peeps and I owe this to you. I am going to start a new segment of the blog called 'Common Sense Is Dead Because...' to go along with Underrated/Overrated (which will be coming this week, actually so stay tuned). I am bringing this on here because...well common sense is FUCKING DEAD. Speaks for itself. Anyway, on the first installment:
COMMON SENSE IS DEAD BECAUSE...we shake babies.
O_o
You know, I bitched about this all last week so people that know me already have heard this. If you have to be told you SHOULDN'T shake a baby, your dumb ass shouldn't have HAD a baby or be around babies because you are officially a braindead fucktard that needs to be mercy killed, not just for your own good but for the rest of society as well. You are a walking blot clot of stupidity and should not be allowed to take up precious air that John Ritter or Pat Morita would be breathing right about now.
Think about this logically. If a polar bear grabbed you and shook you like booty in a Ying Yang Twinz video, would that feel good? Would that cause a little damage to the brain? You bet your ass it would. Now multiply that by 10. That is the result of shaking a baby. The only things that should be shaken in this world are snow globes and Polaroid pictures. ICE COLD!! Sorry, I still love that song. The fact that people have to be told this is kinda scary. I mean, I get pissed off like no other (ask Griff about my Madden tirades) but I would never shake a baby and never would be told NOT to. I understand kids being told because kids can be hella stupid. I was a kid once, and I did some dumb shit. These ads are being aimed at adults, who should honestly know better. There is no gray area with baby shaking. It's just common sense to not shake a baby, the fact that we need to be told is just sad. That's just my opinion.
So, enough about that. Oh, update! I got the Bennie K Show video online (gonna buy it when I get a region free DVD player) and that is some pretty good stuff. They did Love Story and Better Days and ended the special with Sunrise. Oh, and Yuki and Cico are...hells yeah.
So I saw this link on VGCats last week and thought it was stupid as all hell. After watching it again, it may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I AM NOT A MACODDITY!!
GIRLS ARE GRODY! You know, Dr Tran will rule the box office this summer. Hot dickings for all! Hell yeah.
Now, for a very important update. Ahem.
NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA! NEW KUMI KODA!
私は、Kumi Koda 愛する. I have no idea what that means, but I hope it's 'I want to take you out for some coffee and maybe to a nice musical, Kumi Koda'
So I'm a hypocrite. Although I am against shaking babies, I'm all for throwing them at cats. I should be ashamed, but not suprisingly I am truly cool with it. It's great to be me sometimes. Also, it has been a while since we heard from The Rock. Check out Gridion Gang, it's like Coach Carter but without Sammy J. And that kid with the afro, he freaks me out a little.
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What in the hell happened to females in R&B? Aside from Mary J. Blige and Alicia Keyes, everyone sounds the damn same. Think about it, name some of the new 'R&B divas' out there:
Ciara (Not a good singer, an good dancer though)
Keisha Cole (Tries WAY TOO hard and is still just average)
Brooke Valentine (Hot as all hell, not the greatest singer)
Tierra Marie (Forgot about her? Me too)
Um...Rhianna? (Once again, damn fine but an average singer)
See, running low on options. I have already ranted about the state of males in R&B. How shitty have the males in R&B become? One word, one letter, all shit: T-P.a.i.n. or 'Terrorbeast Predalope Assface Ingrown-ugly Negro'
My god, I just figured out the punishment for baby-shakers: be forced to wear glasses where T-Pain's face is all you see for 30 days. THAT is punishment. I swear, T-Pain will be a frontline soldier against the Bear Uprising because that face could scare any beast of any size. Oh, and thanks to R.Kelly for shitting on the memory of dead R&B stars everywhere with the classic line "Put my whole damn head in it". That will be remembered with 'Make Me Wanna Holler' and 'What's Going On' as R&B gold. You just pushed the movement back to 1871 with that one. Guess it is back to the fields for us. Ignorance, it is spreading like...well, the legs of a stripper. I had to do it.
Okay, that is enough for today. Just had to let the peeps know I still care and I am still down for the revolution. Oh, one last thing. Nelly Furtado is back and all I can say is GOD DAMN!! I have been in love with this woman since I'm Like A Bird, although I still think she needs to eat a sandwich. She is STILL a lovely, lovely woman IMHO.
My god, those eyes. I LOVE THOSE EYES. Just...get lost in those. So, here is her latest video, Promiscuous. She looks SO GOD DAMN GOOD I can't concentrate. Oh, and check out Timbaland. This dude is on the Barry Bonds Workout Plan or something because he is DIESEL.
That woman is hot tottie. Anyway, I am gonna head out for a bit and enjoy mother's day. I will try to put something up on Monday or Tuesday, depends on how tired I am. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I hate to hear that. So i just saw that my laptop will be here tomorrow. Kick the ass. Hopefully I will be home before UPS closes or someone will sign for it.
So November 17th is SUPPOSEDLY the release date for the PS3. And at a ball-breaking 600 DORRA! That is JACKED, especially if it aind Blu-Ray compatible. They are making it hard to want that system. That is until I see this:
Man, that is Final Fantasy XIII. THIRTEEN. Can you say 'fuck yeah' because I can. The fact that Sony has such a stranglehold on my video game console dollar is a testament to how big of a lead they have over Microsoft in this market. Aside from Nintendo's die-hards (of which I am one except for the SNES, and that was more because I was a teenager and my mom said either that or the Genesis and I chose blast processing over Street Fighter II) they have the majority of gamers waiting for this unit. Even with the controller LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
Maybe DC/Time Warner threatend to sue because it DID look oddly enough like a Batarang.
Speaking of Nintendo, I am sure that the few readers that are into games have heard about the name change of the Nintendo Revolution to the Wii. All I can say to that (which hasnt been said by every other site and blog on the net. I'm sorry, I just dont update like I used to) it's a good move. Everyone is talking about it and it is revolutionary (Especially the 'always on' feature. That will be great for games like Animal Crossing and Nintendogs. Which if anyone out there really loved me would get me that for my birthday) to boot. And at reportedly $250 according to the net (and VGCats, which is sadly along with Fox News where I get my news updates) it is a FUCKING BARGAIN compared to the hype-machine that was Xbox 360 and the wang-tease that is the PS3. I know I am there, especially with the Zelda, Mario and Metroid games. See, Nintendo gets sales just due to its first party titles. If the third-party developers jump onto it (like maybe Metal Gear Solid, I think the controller would work well with the game mechanics like tossing grenades and sniping) it MAY compete with the PS3. Then I see this:
And realize that I may have to beat up a small child to get a PS3 because it will rule all. Man, I better stop before I find the MGS4 trailer. Too late:
So yeah, how much blood do I have to give to get this thing? I'm gonna need a lot of cookies. Oh crap I forgot to pick up Grandma's Boy! Dammit, I'll get it tomorrow. Funny ass movie, too.
Speaking of movies, although it's late here is my review of Final Fantasy: Advent Children's American release:
Don't bother.
Seriously, the voice acting (aside from the English Vincent and to a certain extent Yuffie because Christy Carlson Romano is kinda hot) is way below par and the extra features look like they were made by the same software I used to make a copy for a friend of mine (who if you are reading save the 20 bucks and BUY ME NINTENDOGS!! Not a demand, just a suggestion). If you haven't seen the original it is worth the buy because the original Japanese track is intact and the movie for the most part is unedited. However, Barret sounds like Mr. T and Cait Sith sounds like a punch drunk Scotsman so if you can get past that be my guest. There is a pretty decent recap of the story using game footage and voice clips from the voice actors (Vincent has me dying with what he told Cloud to tell Yuffie) and a preview of the new games coming out. In short, not recommended unless you are a true fan of the Final Fantasy series.
Well, I will try to be back on tomorrow if I get home at a reasonable hour. Before I go, greatest webtoon EVER. Wish I knew about these guys when that ninja rear-ended me in 2004. Anyway, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
(Update: More Bennie K, fools! I will have this DVD shortly and I will put more up soon.)
So November 17th is SUPPOSEDLY the release date for the PS3. And at a ball-breaking 600 DORRA! That is JACKED, especially if it aind Blu-Ray compatible. They are making it hard to want that system. That is until I see this:
Man, that is Final Fantasy XIII. THIRTEEN. Can you say 'fuck yeah' because I can. The fact that Sony has such a stranglehold on my video game console dollar is a testament to how big of a lead they have over Microsoft in this market. Aside from Nintendo's die-hards (of which I am one except for the SNES, and that was more because I was a teenager and my mom said either that or the Genesis and I chose blast processing over Street Fighter II) they have the majority of gamers waiting for this unit. Even with the controller LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
Maybe DC/Time Warner threatend to sue because it DID look oddly enough like a Batarang.
Speaking of Nintendo, I am sure that the few readers that are into games have heard about the name change of the Nintendo Revolution to the Wii. All I can say to that (which hasnt been said by every other site and blog on the net. I'm sorry, I just dont update like I used to) it's a good move. Everyone is talking about it and it is revolutionary (Especially the 'always on' feature. That will be great for games like Animal Crossing and Nintendogs. Which if anyone out there really loved me would get me that for my birthday) to boot. And at reportedly $250 according to the net (and VGCats, which is sadly along with Fox News where I get my news updates) it is a FUCKING BARGAIN compared to the hype-machine that was Xbox 360 and the wang-tease that is the PS3. I know I am there, especially with the Zelda, Mario and Metroid games. See, Nintendo gets sales just due to its first party titles. If the third-party developers jump onto it (like maybe Metal Gear Solid, I think the controller would work well with the game mechanics like tossing grenades and sniping) it MAY compete with the PS3. Then I see this:
And realize that I may have to beat up a small child to get a PS3 because it will rule all. Man, I better stop before I find the MGS4 trailer. Too late:
So yeah, how much blood do I have to give to get this thing? I'm gonna need a lot of cookies. Oh crap I forgot to pick up Grandma's Boy! Dammit, I'll get it tomorrow. Funny ass movie, too.
Speaking of movies, although it's late here is my review of Final Fantasy: Advent Children's American release:
Don't bother.
Seriously, the voice acting (aside from the English Vincent and to a certain extent Yuffie because Christy Carlson Romano is kinda hot) is way below par and the extra features look like they were made by the same software I used to make a copy for a friend of mine (who if you are reading save the 20 bucks and BUY ME NINTENDOGS!! Not a demand, just a suggestion). If you haven't seen the original it is worth the buy because the original Japanese track is intact and the movie for the most part is unedited. However, Barret sounds like Mr. T and Cait Sith sounds like a punch drunk Scotsman so if you can get past that be my guest. There is a pretty decent recap of the story using game footage and voice clips from the voice actors (Vincent has me dying with what he told Cloud to tell Yuffie) and a preview of the new games coming out. In short, not recommended unless you are a true fan of the Final Fantasy series.
Well, I will try to be back on tomorrow if I get home at a reasonable hour. Before I go, greatest webtoon EVER. Wish I knew about these guys when that ninja rear-ended me in 2004. Anyway, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
(Update: More Bennie K, fools! I will have this DVD shortly and I will put more up soon.)
Monday, May 08, 2006
A quick little post.
Yo yo! Late update again, peeps. Better late than never, though. Well, the bus ride ain't THAT bad, just a little on the long end.
So my laptop should be here on Friday. To that, I say FUCK YEAH. Next week it's all Bleach and Prince of Tennis on the road. Damn, this is going to kick ass. Oh, and after the verbal abuse I laid on Motorola, they shipped my headset on Friday. It's been sitting in Denver since Saturday, but that is neither here or there. I'm still pissed that had I not called, odds are it would still not be here because it was in a 'pending' status until I happened to ask. Even still, I would have been out 99 bucks and they would have had a unit that they are just going to refurbish and resell. Since I am sure they get bulk discounts through carriers (FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc.) it would cost them NOTHING to fuck over a customer like that and they wouldn't even care. Hell, I have bought 3 headsets from them and all crapped out, and I'm willing to wager that some other people have had the same problem. I would also figure that due to the shitty warranty of having to send it back on your own dime that most people just say screw it and buy a new one. That way, they make out like bandits. Sad, but true.
So on to something a little bit sadder. What in the hell is Nicole Kidman's problem?! I'm telling you, that fruity little cult has gotten her, too. Nicole, fight the feeling! He is crazy, you HAVE to stay away! Oh, and by the way: thanks for not seeing MI:3 peeps. I know a lot of people saw it, but not as many as I figured. Now just do this for the Mel Gibson shitfest and everything will be good as gravy. Also, I forgot to put up the new Superman trailer after I commented on it yesterday. Check this out:
Hells yeah. Unless they bring in a talking Krypto or the the Wonder Twins, this movie will RULE. For those who think I am going all fanboy for Superman are right. But it still has a lot to live up to to beat out Batman Begins.
So after a few weeks of searching, I found the release date of the new Bennie K DVD. It comes out tomorrow, but I don't have a region free DVD player yet so it's all moot for now. Yeah, I know it has been a while since I had some Bennie K up. They are still the mad notes. Check out a live rendition of Sunrise:
Oh, how I have missed them.
So, to go along with the MTV Movie Awards and Douchebrawl 2006 I am working on something. I want to create 'The Chachis'. Awards that go to things and rule, but also things that suck. Because things that suck need to be recognized, so that they know of their suckitude and they will be avoided like a pulled-pork sandwich at a Muslim block party. More on the idea as it comes to me. If you have any ideas, you know what to do. Drop a line.
So something hit me today: Nick Cannon, Wilmer Valderrama, Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz and Paris Hilton all have had prime time shows in the last 18 months or have been shoved in our face like the nether regions of a stripper very recently. Even sadder...people watch those shows. Now I haven't given any show (except Nick Cannon's because it had Cedric the Entertainer on and he my cousin) a chance but I am sure the Brokeback Mountain theory works for them. What is it about shows with people who are famous for being stupid (Ashton), whores (Paris) or just overall annoying (Wilmer) that is so popular with the younger crowd? Is it because that's all there is, or are the 18 year olds of America that fucking inept? Now I watch my share of stupid stuff (don't you dare say Korriki because he rules) but I know at the end of the day that I am losing braincells by watching it. People think these shows are good. I just don't understand it. Maybe I give people TOO MUCH credit. One show that falls in that category that is pretty good is So NoTORIous. That show is so sad it is funny. All this time I thought Tori had no talent. I was right, but she better than her competiton.
Well, it's time to get something to eat. I will try to put some stuff up tomorrow. Seeing as how I get home at about 6:30 and have to be back up at 4am, let's just say that I will try my best. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
So my laptop should be here on Friday. To that, I say FUCK YEAH. Next week it's all Bleach and Prince of Tennis on the road. Damn, this is going to kick ass. Oh, and after the verbal abuse I laid on Motorola, they shipped my headset on Friday. It's been sitting in Denver since Saturday, but that is neither here or there. I'm still pissed that had I not called, odds are it would still not be here because it was in a 'pending' status until I happened to ask. Even still, I would have been out 99 bucks and they would have had a unit that they are just going to refurbish and resell. Since I am sure they get bulk discounts through carriers (FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc.) it would cost them NOTHING to fuck over a customer like that and they wouldn't even care. Hell, I have bought 3 headsets from them and all crapped out, and I'm willing to wager that some other people have had the same problem. I would also figure that due to the shitty warranty of having to send it back on your own dime that most people just say screw it and buy a new one. That way, they make out like bandits. Sad, but true.
So on to something a little bit sadder. What in the hell is Nicole Kidman's problem?! I'm telling you, that fruity little cult has gotten her, too. Nicole, fight the feeling! He is crazy, you HAVE to stay away! Oh, and by the way: thanks for not seeing MI:3 peeps. I know a lot of people saw it, but not as many as I figured. Now just do this for the Mel Gibson shitfest and everything will be good as gravy. Also, I forgot to put up the new Superman trailer after I commented on it yesterday. Check this out:
Hells yeah. Unless they bring in a talking Krypto or the the Wonder Twins, this movie will RULE. For those who think I am going all fanboy for Superman are right. But it still has a lot to live up to to beat out Batman Begins.
So after a few weeks of searching, I found the release date of the new Bennie K DVD. It comes out tomorrow, but I don't have a region free DVD player yet so it's all moot for now. Yeah, I know it has been a while since I had some Bennie K up. They are still the mad notes. Check out a live rendition of Sunrise:
Oh, how I have missed them.
So, to go along with the MTV Movie Awards and Douchebrawl 2006 I am working on something. I want to create 'The Chachis'. Awards that go to things and rule, but also things that suck. Because things that suck need to be recognized, so that they know of their suckitude and they will be avoided like a pulled-pork sandwich at a Muslim block party. More on the idea as it comes to me. If you have any ideas, you know what to do. Drop a line.
So something hit me today: Nick Cannon, Wilmer Valderrama, Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz and Paris Hilton all have had prime time shows in the last 18 months or have been shoved in our face like the nether regions of a stripper very recently. Even sadder...people watch those shows. Now I haven't given any show (except Nick Cannon's because it had Cedric the Entertainer on and he my cousin) a chance but I am sure the Brokeback Mountain theory works for them. What is it about shows with people who are famous for being stupid (Ashton), whores (Paris) or just overall annoying (Wilmer) that is so popular with the younger crowd? Is it because that's all there is, or are the 18 year olds of America that fucking inept? Now I watch my share of stupid stuff (don't you dare say Korriki because he rules) but I know at the end of the day that I am losing braincells by watching it. People think these shows are good. I just don't understand it. Maybe I give people TOO MUCH credit. One show that falls in that category that is pretty good is So NoTORIous. That show is so sad it is funny. All this time I thought Tori had no talent. I was right, but she better than her competiton.
Well, it's time to get something to eat. I will try to put some stuff up tomorrow. Seeing as how I get home at about 6:30 and have to be back up at 4am, let's just say that I will try my best. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
This post will self-destruct.
Yo yo, peeps! I FINALLY have a morning where I don't have to be up by 4am and I wake up at 4am anyway. Not gonna lie, I feel like crap right now. Throat hurts and my head is killing me. not sure how in the hell I caught a cold but what can you do. I should be better by tomorrow, just gonna chill out for a bit.
So, MI:3 is out and...I really don't want to see it. I have honestly never seen any of the Mission Impossible series, and I am the ONLY person in America that hasnt. After sitting through The Last Samurai (which would have kicked ass if Tom Cruise was replaced with Keanu Reeves or a broomstick) I honestly can't remember the last Tom Cruise vehicle I sat through. I know it is just me, but I am not a fan of the guy as an actor. Aside from Interview With A Vampire and The Last Samurai, I don't remember the last movie that he was in that I liked. What is scary is that the reviews have actually been pretty good so people may actually see this thing. *Sigh* can't win them all.
So I just saw another trailer for X-Men: The Last Stand. And I must say, Halle Berry made the right movie leaving this franchise. If the dialog is staying the way it is and the action scenes look like this in the finalized product (which is three weeks away give or take, so it seems like it will stay this way) this movie will SUCK. Elektra suck. Daredevil suck. HULK SUCK. Look at this clip:
Now fanboys may fill the cup for the fastball special, but I for one am NOT. That was fucking lame. Brett Ratner has officially fucked up a sure thing. This movie has lost the Bryan Singer touch, and that's what made the first two movies great. It kept true to the feel and look of the original characters but made them easily accessible for non-comic book fans. With an established franchise, all Ratner had to do was just follow up the second movie with an all-out brawl between the Brotherhood and the X-Men with lines being drawn between Magneto and Xavier. Instead, he actually put in INPUT. I am afriad I am going to hear Wolverine tell Colussus 'No one understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!' Please let me be wrong and this movie ends up ruling all, but it doesn't look like it so far.
On the other hand, I did squeal like Asian women for David Bowie (yeah, that's not cool) when I saw the new Superman Returns trailer.
My fucking GOD! Kevin Spacey has made up for K-Pax. Aside from Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane (She is not bad, but Rachel Bilson as Lois Lane? THAT'S a two cup filler right there) I think this movie will be better than the original Superman. Not as good as Superman II, but it will be up there. Man, DC has released 2 comic movies in 2 years and both have (and will) kick ass. Marvel has been hit or miss over the last few years with good (Spiderman 2), bad (Punisher) and 'bleh' (Fantastic Four) offerings. Meanwhile, Batman Begins was the best movie last year and maybe of this decade so far. Yeah, I fucking said it, brought the can, opened it and set it on the table bitches. Argue with that choice and you will be wrong. DC is now my new anti-drug.
Oh wow I forgot to say something about An American Haunting. Ahem....don't see it. You know, two years ago, every movie was a comic book movie. Last year every movie was computer animated/generated. This year every movie is a horror movie. Why in they HELL do they keep making this crap? Who sees them? If any of you saw and enjoyed:
The Ring
The Ring 2
Saw
Saw 2
Stay Alive
House of Wax
Hostel
Fuck it. If you saw any movie with a screaming female lead and a eerie, spooky force that kills people for no reason, you are a dipshit that needs to be eliminated to keep you from reproducing. People like YOU keep Grandma's Boy from getting theater time. Sodas in schools and godlessness aren't destroying America. Shitty horror movies and their chromosome-damaged fans are.
Well, I gotta run and get my oil changed and hopefully get a haircut. Enjoy your Saturday, peeps.
Chachi out.
So, MI:3 is out and...I really don't want to see it. I have honestly never seen any of the Mission Impossible series, and I am the ONLY person in America that hasnt. After sitting through The Last Samurai (which would have kicked ass if Tom Cruise was replaced with Keanu Reeves or a broomstick) I honestly can't remember the last Tom Cruise vehicle I sat through. I know it is just me, but I am not a fan of the guy as an actor. Aside from Interview With A Vampire and The Last Samurai, I don't remember the last movie that he was in that I liked. What is scary is that the reviews have actually been pretty good so people may actually see this thing. *Sigh* can't win them all.
So I just saw another trailer for X-Men: The Last Stand. And I must say, Halle Berry made the right movie leaving this franchise. If the dialog is staying the way it is and the action scenes look like this in the finalized product (which is three weeks away give or take, so it seems like it will stay this way) this movie will SUCK. Elektra suck. Daredevil suck. HULK SUCK. Look at this clip:
Now fanboys may fill the cup for the fastball special, but I for one am NOT. That was fucking lame. Brett Ratner has officially fucked up a sure thing. This movie has lost the Bryan Singer touch, and that's what made the first two movies great. It kept true to the feel and look of the original characters but made them easily accessible for non-comic book fans. With an established franchise, all Ratner had to do was just follow up the second movie with an all-out brawl between the Brotherhood and the X-Men with lines being drawn between Magneto and Xavier. Instead, he actually put in INPUT. I am afriad I am going to hear Wolverine tell Colussus 'No one understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!' Please let me be wrong and this movie ends up ruling all, but it doesn't look like it so far.
On the other hand, I did squeal like Asian women for David Bowie (yeah, that's not cool) when I saw the new Superman Returns trailer.
My fucking GOD! Kevin Spacey has made up for K-Pax. Aside from Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane (She is not bad, but Rachel Bilson as Lois Lane? THAT'S a two cup filler right there) I think this movie will be better than the original Superman. Not as good as Superman II, but it will be up there. Man, DC has released 2 comic movies in 2 years and both have (and will) kick ass. Marvel has been hit or miss over the last few years with good (Spiderman 2), bad (Punisher) and 'bleh' (Fantastic Four) offerings. Meanwhile, Batman Begins was the best movie last year and maybe of this decade so far. Yeah, I fucking said it, brought the can, opened it and set it on the table bitches. Argue with that choice and you will be wrong. DC is now my new anti-drug.
Oh wow I forgot to say something about An American Haunting. Ahem....don't see it. You know, two years ago, every movie was a comic book movie. Last year every movie was computer animated/generated. This year every movie is a horror movie. Why in they HELL do they keep making this crap? Who sees them? If any of you saw and enjoyed:
The Ring
The Ring 2
Saw
Saw 2
Stay Alive
House of Wax
Hostel
Fuck it. If you saw any movie with a screaming female lead and a eerie, spooky force that kills people for no reason, you are a dipshit that needs to be eliminated to keep you from reproducing. People like YOU keep Grandma's Boy from getting theater time. Sodas in schools and godlessness aren't destroying America. Shitty horror movies and their chromosome-damaged fans are.
Well, I gotta run and get my oil changed and hopefully get a haircut. Enjoy your Saturday, peeps.
Chachi out.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Yeah, It's been a while...
Alright, first off let me apologize for not updating the blog. I know that there are three or four of you that actually come and I have been neglecting you. For that I am sorry.
Now to the good stuff. You know, 'the day without immigrants' has come and gone. And you know what? I barely noticed. Aside from the fact I couldn't get lunch (from a Mexican food resturaunt btw. Nothing racist, I'm just saying) it was a normal day. Me myself I am ALL for illegal immigrants because...well why the hell not? People say they are a drain on society but so are prison inmates and children. No one complains about them, well children anyway except for me. Needless to say, I understand they movement.
So, the new Bleach is up today and I am SO ready to see it. Been two damn weeks since my last Bleach viewing and I needs my fix. I also downloaded Prince of Tennis, that despite the name is a very good anime. Too bad its 162 episodes deep and I have to play major catch up.
Okay, now to the big problem I have: FUCK MOTOROLA. As I stated in a previous post, I was having problems with my third (yes, third) Bluetooth headset and I had to send it back (by my own fucking dollar) to Motorola for a replacement, which I was told would take 7-10 days. Well, with the new job I hadn't had a chance to get back to them (mainly because they are open bankers hours for no apparent reason) but yesterday I realized: I havent had a headset for 20 days! So I called them and gave my case number and got put on hold and waited. And waited. And waited. For 15 minutes. At that point, the young man (I would say 20ish) came back on and said the order JUST GOT PROCESSED. At that point, I blasted him with about 4 years of battles with Motorola. I felt like a tool, too. There was nothing he could do and all he could say was 'I'm sorry'. I feel bad when customer service reps have to apologize for the shitty business practices of their employers. I have been there, and it is teh suck. So, I am boycotting Motorola and every chance I get, I amd giving them the finger. I hope they can see it, I am doing it as hard as I can.
So, my desktop is wigging out sometimes. I am going to buy a laptop and it is gonna be SO badass. I have always wanted a laptop so I will let you know when it gets here. In two fricking weeks. Yeah, I must say I don't miss the IT industry at all. Even so, it's gonna be great to have it on the FREX ride and when I get my spot. Yep, everything is coming up Milhouse.
My god, American Idol singers get worse every year. I havent watched in a while, but I don't think I have missed much. I have it on as background noise, and I'm sure sodomized howler monkeys sound better. Just my opinion. Oh, and the in-show advertisements? Yeah, I am never buying anything that is ever on this show out of spite. I ask of you to do the same, peeps.
Well, I am sure that those of you than know me have heard that I won't shut the hell up about UVERworld. Well, too bad because they kick ass. Got the album and I will place some songs from the album up to stream probably tomorrow. This song will be up there, you bet your ass on it. This song is also on the Bleach PSP game (which according to chatrooms is one of the few games worth a shit on the system) and keeps me occupied during the long trip to Lakewood. Here is Chance by UVERworld.
Good stuff. Just finished ordering my laptop and...yeah it's a beast. Three longest weeks EVER, man. EVER. Sad since all I will use it for is Bleach, pron and Aqua Teen. Eh, thems the breaks.
I gotta get up at the break of dawn again tomorrow, so I am heading out. Stay up, peeps. I will try to update more often too. Just been too damn lazy to get on the ball. I'll hit ya'll up tomorrow or Friday.
Chachi out.
Now to the good stuff. You know, 'the day without immigrants' has come and gone. And you know what? I barely noticed. Aside from the fact I couldn't get lunch (from a Mexican food resturaunt btw. Nothing racist, I'm just saying) it was a normal day. Me myself I am ALL for illegal immigrants because...well why the hell not? People say they are a drain on society but so are prison inmates and children. No one complains about them, well children anyway except for me. Needless to say, I understand they movement.
So, the new Bleach is up today and I am SO ready to see it. Been two damn weeks since my last Bleach viewing and I needs my fix. I also downloaded Prince of Tennis, that despite the name is a very good anime. Too bad its 162 episodes deep and I have to play major catch up.
Okay, now to the big problem I have: FUCK MOTOROLA. As I stated in a previous post, I was having problems with my third (yes, third) Bluetooth headset and I had to send it back (by my own fucking dollar) to Motorola for a replacement, which I was told would take 7-10 days. Well, with the new job I hadn't had a chance to get back to them (mainly because they are open bankers hours for no apparent reason) but yesterday I realized: I havent had a headset for 20 days! So I called them and gave my case number and got put on hold and waited. And waited. And waited. For 15 minutes. At that point, the young man (I would say 20ish) came back on and said the order JUST GOT PROCESSED. At that point, I blasted him with about 4 years of battles with Motorola. I felt like a tool, too. There was nothing he could do and all he could say was 'I'm sorry'. I feel bad when customer service reps have to apologize for the shitty business practices of their employers. I have been there, and it is teh suck. So, I am boycotting Motorola and every chance I get, I amd giving them the finger. I hope they can see it, I am doing it as hard as I can.
So, my desktop is wigging out sometimes. I am going to buy a laptop and it is gonna be SO badass. I have always wanted a laptop so I will let you know when it gets here. In two fricking weeks. Yeah, I must say I don't miss the IT industry at all. Even so, it's gonna be great to have it on the FREX ride and when I get my spot. Yep, everything is coming up Milhouse.
My god, American Idol singers get worse every year. I havent watched in a while, but I don't think I have missed much. I have it on as background noise, and I'm sure sodomized howler monkeys sound better. Just my opinion. Oh, and the in-show advertisements? Yeah, I am never buying anything that is ever on this show out of spite. I ask of you to do the same, peeps.
Well, I am sure that those of you than know me have heard that I won't shut the hell up about UVERworld. Well, too bad because they kick ass. Got the album and I will place some songs from the album up to stream probably tomorrow. This song will be up there, you bet your ass on it. This song is also on the Bleach PSP game (which according to chatrooms is one of the few games worth a shit on the system) and keeps me occupied during the long trip to Lakewood. Here is Chance by UVERworld.
Good stuff. Just finished ordering my laptop and...yeah it's a beast. Three longest weeks EVER, man. EVER. Sad since all I will use it for is Bleach, pron and Aqua Teen. Eh, thems the breaks.
I gotta get up at the break of dawn again tomorrow, so I am heading out. Stay up, peeps. I will try to update more often too. Just been too damn lazy to get on the ball. I'll hit ya'll up tomorrow or Friday.
Chachi out.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
100 Posts, fool!
Well, it's a lazy sunday morning and it is the perfect day for a 100th post! Hard to believe that I have been doing this for 100 posts (about 110 days or so since January) but hey, I couldn't believe that I could have beaten that bear in Alaska for that fish but here we are. And may god bless Snuffles, he was a fighter.
So, the first week of training was okay (the drive doesnt feel so bad after a few days) and after next week I can start taking the FREX to downtown so I can avoid the traffic. I have an idea of where I want to move to, now I just have to be able to AFFORD it.
So, I know I don't have many sports fans on the blog but the NFL Draft was yesterday and I told anyone that would listen that Reggie Bush was going to New Orleans and not Houston. Until Reggie Bush starts tackling people, he was NOT going to resurrect that franchise. It would have been a great PR move, but as a football decision they would still suck. Oh, and Bronco fans: you got an upside-project in Jay Cutler. Watched him play and wasn't impressed, but Vanderbilt aint known for its football and he got his ass WHOOPED ON by the SEC for three years or so. He's battle tough, and will have time to learn behind Plummer. Actually, he could start next year if given a chance to get in the system.
Now to Atlanta. I like how people are talking about the Falcons are attempting to 'win now' by sacrificing their future. Yet, aside from Lawyer Milloy (32) every pick-up this year is 27 or younger. They still have the youngest team in the NFL (aside from Arizona, and Kurt Warner skews THAT number) and adding Jimmy Williams to bookend DeAngelo Hall and getting Jerious Norwood (who had the unfortunate distinction of playing at Mississippi State during down years but still put together a good 4 years) to go with Dunn, Duckett and Vick is a great move. Still pissed they gave up a first rounder, but better to get a proven pass rusher than a project. I still say get DJ Shockley if he's available to complement Vick and Schuab but that's just me.
So, the dude that decided that a suit coat and jeans was cool needs to be punched in the face. I just dont see the fashion in it. Just seems wrong. As a matter of fact, what is the deal with fashion anyway? Now I'm no Vercase, but I like to think I have a good idea about fashion. With that being said, is tacky the new sexy? Is whore the new classy? What in the hell is wrong with people?! Sorry, that has been bugging me for a minute.
So I am thinking about challenging Korikki to a Para Para off.
Man, I have my work cut out for me. If I do it and he accepts, I will have to train harder than I have ever trained in my life. I will bring honor to my family and defeat Korikki! You hear that? You're going DOWN!
Well, it's been a fun hundred posts. Hope the peeps have been entertained. Here is a hope to another hundred as well. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
So, the first week of training was okay (the drive doesnt feel so bad after a few days) and after next week I can start taking the FREX to downtown so I can avoid the traffic. I have an idea of where I want to move to, now I just have to be able to AFFORD it.
So, I know I don't have many sports fans on the blog but the NFL Draft was yesterday and I told anyone that would listen that Reggie Bush was going to New Orleans and not Houston. Until Reggie Bush starts tackling people, he was NOT going to resurrect that franchise. It would have been a great PR move, but as a football decision they would still suck. Oh, and Bronco fans: you got an upside-project in Jay Cutler. Watched him play and wasn't impressed, but Vanderbilt aint known for its football and he got his ass WHOOPED ON by the SEC for three years or so. He's battle tough, and will have time to learn behind Plummer. Actually, he could start next year if given a chance to get in the system.
Now to Atlanta. I like how people are talking about the Falcons are attempting to 'win now' by sacrificing their future. Yet, aside from Lawyer Milloy (32) every pick-up this year is 27 or younger. They still have the youngest team in the NFL (aside from Arizona, and Kurt Warner skews THAT number) and adding Jimmy Williams to bookend DeAngelo Hall and getting Jerious Norwood (who had the unfortunate distinction of playing at Mississippi State during down years but still put together a good 4 years) to go with Dunn, Duckett and Vick is a great move. Still pissed they gave up a first rounder, but better to get a proven pass rusher than a project. I still say get DJ Shockley if he's available to complement Vick and Schuab but that's just me.
So, the dude that decided that a suit coat and jeans was cool needs to be punched in the face. I just dont see the fashion in it. Just seems wrong. As a matter of fact, what is the deal with fashion anyway? Now I'm no Vercase, but I like to think I have a good idea about fashion. With that being said, is tacky the new sexy? Is whore the new classy? What in the hell is wrong with people?! Sorry, that has been bugging me for a minute.
So I am thinking about challenging Korikki to a Para Para off.
Man, I have my work cut out for me. If I do it and he accepts, I will have to train harder than I have ever trained in my life. I will bring honor to my family and defeat Korikki! You hear that? You're going DOWN!
Well, it's been a fun hundred posts. Hope the peeps have been entertained. Here is a hope to another hundred as well. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Born to breed
Okay, first things first: ADVENT CHILDREN EQUALS KICK ASS. Keep in mind I haven't watched it, but I'm sure it hasn't changed. I'll check it out before bedtime and let you know how it is. Like you need to know, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET IT!
Anyway, it seems that Britney is carrying another little K-Fuck. You know, I don't know her personally, but I can judge her by her actions because there is a pattern. First, she steals a man with a pregnant girlfriend/babymama (some may say he left willingly, but a rich woman is a very tempting mistress) and gets married in a...lets just say a tacky reception. Then, she becomes pregnant while Federline pretty much takes up space. During (and after) the pregnancy, there are reports of problems with him being a bum and an overall bloodclot on society and Britney. Hell, she even tells him to get a job. What does he do?
Yeeeeah.....no. There were reports of a split looming, but instead, Britney is SUPPOSEDLY pregnant. I don't trust the news for crap now, but if this is true then Britney Spears is either:
1) Stupid
2) Trying to save her marriage by having a baby
3) Getting done right by the Fed (Who knew?)
4) Stupid as HELL
5)....what did I say before? I Will just stick with that.
With the problems (supposed drinking, smoking, using little Sean as an airbag) that she has had in the last 10 months or so, I honestly believed that she would have waited to see if she could handle the first baby BEFORE having another one. Some would say I should not criticize her actions and just pray for a successful pregnancy and for her to become a good mother. Well, this ain't a perfect world and K-Fed is not the perfect dude. I'm not sure what his relationship with his previous kids is like so I will never question his parenting skills. Quite simply, it's rather sad that Britney hasn't been known for much but bad press and her writers suing HOT Korean pop stars (more on her later) and it all started after she met K-Fed. Don't know the guy, but if Popozao and his theft of Thomas Dolby (well, Mobb Deep to be real petty) is any indication then he is the white Bobby Brown. At least Bobby was the King of Stage.
You know, the Spears family's biggest victim after all of this is Bobby Brown. K-Fed stole his style and Britney TOTALLY ANNIHILATED his best song. Man, I should do a Douchebrawl of married couples!! Imagine TomKat, Brangelina, Whitney & Bobby and Britney & K-Fud going at it for most fucked up couple? Now THAT is entertainment.
So back to the Korean pop star. I'm sure that in background noise, the peeps have heard about the suit pending (not sure if it is done yet) between the writers/producers of Do Something against Hyori Lee's people for her song Get Ya. Having never heard Britney's song until I heard about the lawsuit, I must admit that it is a very similar song. But so was Grindin by Clipse and Tipsy by J-Kwon. No one cared about those two songs, mainly because Tipsy set the movement back another six months. Aside from that, both songs (Get Ya and Do Something) after listening are both rather dull. Not even either one's best work, and just really boring pop songs. I'll let you be the judge if it's similar. Oh, and Hyori Lee is FINE.
She's no BoA, but I would still like to take her out for a nice picnic and maybe a musical. Seems like a very nice young lady. Her music ain't good, though. On the note of music, HYDE from L'Arc~en~Ciel just released his third solo album. One of the many albums I have to pick up, btw. First single, Season's Call from Blood+ (which is a KILLER anime) is pretty good, too. Have a listen:
Not gonna lie, if it wasn't for Zach making me watch Great Teacher Onizuka I would still be avoiding them to this day. Between Driver's High and Flower they earned a fan in the Chachi.
Well, I am going to boogie out. I will have something up tomorrow, odds are not much though. Want to give the peeps something. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Anyway, it seems that Britney is carrying another little K-Fuck. You know, I don't know her personally, but I can judge her by her actions because there is a pattern. First, she steals a man with a pregnant girlfriend/babymama (some may say he left willingly, but a rich woman is a very tempting mistress) and gets married in a...lets just say a tacky reception. Then, she becomes pregnant while Federline pretty much takes up space. During (and after) the pregnancy, there are reports of problems with him being a bum and an overall bloodclot on society and Britney. Hell, she even tells him to get a job. What does he do?
Yeeeeah.....no. There were reports of a split looming, but instead, Britney is SUPPOSEDLY pregnant. I don't trust the news for crap now, but if this is true then Britney Spears is either:
1) Stupid
2) Trying to save her marriage by having a baby
3) Getting done right by the Fed (Who knew?)
4) Stupid as HELL
5)....what did I say before? I Will just stick with that.
With the problems (supposed drinking, smoking, using little Sean as an airbag) that she has had in the last 10 months or so, I honestly believed that she would have waited to see if she could handle the first baby BEFORE having another one. Some would say I should not criticize her actions and just pray for a successful pregnancy and for her to become a good mother. Well, this ain't a perfect world and K-Fed is not the perfect dude. I'm not sure what his relationship with his previous kids is like so I will never question his parenting skills. Quite simply, it's rather sad that Britney hasn't been known for much but bad press and her writers suing HOT Korean pop stars (more on her later) and it all started after she met K-Fed. Don't know the guy, but if Popozao and his theft of Thomas Dolby (well, Mobb Deep to be real petty) is any indication then he is the white Bobby Brown. At least Bobby was the King of Stage.
You know, the Spears family's biggest victim after all of this is Bobby Brown. K-Fed stole his style and Britney TOTALLY ANNIHILATED his best song. Man, I should do a Douchebrawl of married couples!! Imagine TomKat, Brangelina, Whitney & Bobby and Britney & K-Fud going at it for most fucked up couple? Now THAT is entertainment.
So back to the Korean pop star. I'm sure that in background noise, the peeps have heard about the suit pending (not sure if it is done yet) between the writers/producers of Do Something against Hyori Lee's people for her song Get Ya. Having never heard Britney's song until I heard about the lawsuit, I must admit that it is a very similar song. But so was Grindin by Clipse and Tipsy by J-Kwon. No one cared about those two songs, mainly because Tipsy set the movement back another six months. Aside from that, both songs (Get Ya and Do Something) after listening are both rather dull. Not even either one's best work, and just really boring pop songs. I'll let you be the judge if it's similar. Oh, and Hyori Lee is FINE.
She's no BoA, but I would still like to take her out for a nice picnic and maybe a musical. Seems like a very nice young lady. Her music ain't good, though. On the note of music, HYDE from L'Arc~en~Ciel just released his third solo album. One of the many albums I have to pick up, btw. First single, Season's Call from Blood+ (which is a KILLER anime) is pretty good, too. Have a listen:
Not gonna lie, if it wasn't for Zach making me watch Great Teacher Onizuka I would still be avoiding them to this day. Between Driver's High and Flower they earned a fan in the Chachi.
Well, I am going to boogie out. I will have something up tomorrow, odds are not much though. Want to give the peeps something. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Bless the ring, bitches!
Yo yo yo! What is up peeps? Short update today, as I am truly exausted right now. However, I can't leave ya'll hanging.
Oh, my god I forgot to pick up Advent Children! Crap in a hat! Man, after bitching about it for 5 months I forget my preorder. Well, I'll get it tomorrow. I will let you know how much they butchered it then.
Speaking of butchered...Paris Hilton is nominated for an award. And not Trollop of the Year, either. She didnt win Douchebrawl 2006, but she has a chance to win Best Frightened Performance at the MTV Movie Awards. Funny, I believe that award should of out to anyone who had to sit through the shitfest that was House of Wax. You know, for the last week I have had more ranting about Paris Hilton than I have in the whole time I have had this blog. Cosmic. I was doing such a good job of ignoring her, too.
For those of you (yes, all three of you) that say that I only have J-Pop on here, this is for you. Back in 1992....yeah it sucked then. Even still, it always makes me smile like a kitten or a drunk child. Here is Informer by Snow.
Yeah, MC Shan lost that battle. BIG TIME. Just kidding, I loved The Bridge. Now THAT is old school hip-hop.
On another note: BoA DID A COMMERCIAL FOR DAEWOO?!
Aw man, just when I thought we had something special. Can't be with no woman that sponsors Daewoo. Them fools microwaves didn't even fucking work! Now THIS is a commercial.
Man, Ayumi makes me want to by a jambox. A ghetto blaster for those not in the know.
Well, I have to be off to bed soon. But before I go, a tip of what I am going to rant about tomorrow. Man, be here tomorrow. It's gonna get ugly.
I'll be back tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Oh, my god I forgot to pick up Advent Children! Crap in a hat! Man, after bitching about it for 5 months I forget my preorder. Well, I'll get it tomorrow. I will let you know how much they butchered it then.
Speaking of butchered...Paris Hilton is nominated for an award. And not Trollop of the Year, either. She didnt win Douchebrawl 2006, but she has a chance to win Best Frightened Performance at the MTV Movie Awards. Funny, I believe that award should of out to anyone who had to sit through the shitfest that was House of Wax. You know, for the last week I have had more ranting about Paris Hilton than I have in the whole time I have had this blog. Cosmic. I was doing such a good job of ignoring her, too.
For those of you (yes, all three of you) that say that I only have J-Pop on here, this is for you. Back in 1992....yeah it sucked then. Even still, it always makes me smile like a kitten or a drunk child. Here is Informer by Snow.
Yeah, MC Shan lost that battle. BIG TIME. Just kidding, I loved The Bridge. Now THAT is old school hip-hop.
On another note: BoA DID A COMMERCIAL FOR DAEWOO?!
Aw man, just when I thought we had something special. Can't be with no woman that sponsors Daewoo. Them fools microwaves didn't even fucking work! Now THIS is a commercial.
Man, Ayumi makes me want to by a jambox. A ghetto blaster for those not in the know.
Well, I have to be off to bed soon. But before I go, a tip of what I am going to rant about tomorrow. Man, be here tomorrow. It's gonna get ugly.
I'll be back tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Monday, April 24, 2006
We're all special in God's eyes.
Alright, let's get to the goods. Denver is not as far (and not as bad) as people here make it out to be. YES it is crowded but after driving in Las Vegas, LA, Phoenix, New Orleans and St. Louis it is no worse than anywhere else. Except Chicago, but that city just pisses me off. Something about having a city the same size as the STATE OF Colorado that makes me think they have inadequecy issues to New York. I'm just saying.
The word for today is: Diversity. Now what is diversity in the workplace, peeps? Well diversity (in my opinion) is having a cross-section of all walks of life in the workplace whether they be Black, White, Latino, Asian, Arab, Gay, Indian (both kinds) and any other group you can think of including religions and handicapped abilities. Although I am a fan of diversity, something hit me today. What about people that want to be included as being a 'diverse culture' when they arent really recognized as a culture? I was thinking about people like Scientologists. Groups that...well...arent like the others. People that can SAY they are a culture that would bring diversity, but I really dont know if they fall into that category. Who is to say that a Scientologist doesn't deserve the same rights and treatment that a Christian or Muslim does when it comes to fairness in the workplace? Interesting theory when you put it into perspective. I was gonna say something about NAMBLA, but...they's just fucking WRONG. That ain't how I roll, peeps. They gets the gas face.
Sickos. Anyway, Just food for thought.
So, Griff and I had a discussion about jamming to music that others may find not the cool. He told me about a time he was rolling listening to Jordan Knight's Give It To You (badass track, I don't care who's hating) on the loud end and people looked at him like he was damn crazy. Sometimes when you are listening to music in your car you forget who is around. I am living proof of this, because I was listening to Soul'd Out yesterday on the way to the cleaners with the windows down with a Yukon full of what many of us would call thugs looked at me like I was listening to Toby Keith. Sometimes I guess I forget I'm black. *sigh*
So American Dreamz was pretty damn funny. Much like Grandma's Boy and Thank You For Smoking to an extent, I think that the marketing of the movie was rather off. The ADVERTISED target audience of the movie was teens (Mandy Moore, waste of space and life Chris Kline, John Cho) when instead it was for the 21-28 Daily Show/South Park crowd that knows just enough about world eents to not look like a dead fish when someone mentions anything about politics. I think it really went over the heads of the TRL/American Idol crowd because as Z said it wasn't a Bush slam-a-thon and the American Idol spoofing was actually kept to a minimum. There was actually plot and character development. WTF were they thinking?! Not a single poopy joke! Mandy Moore was AWESOME as the willing-to-kill-a-blind-puppy-to-win contestant and Hugh Grant actually didn't make me want to remove his head from his body. Don't even get me started on the awesomeness that is Willem Defoe as Karl Rove. Between this and The Life Aquatic, he is moving up the list of my favorite supporting actors, even if he does look like Skelator. Combine that with the acting of Sam Golzari as the Iraqi sleeper cell that loves show tunes (no one recognized the Donny and Marie record player!) and you had a funny movie. I recommend it if only for the fact that Chris Klien gets SERVED!
Oh, and Noureen DeWulf is damn fine. She will have her own TV show soon, I will be sure to watch:
Yeah, I'm in love. Too bad she's in a movie with Paris Hilton. Everything she touches turns to whore.
Well, I'm out for now. A hell of a commute for the next 2 weeks, so I need to get a lot of tunes for the ride. Until then, something for the small female demographic of this blog. Here is L'Arc~en~Ciel with Flower. LIVE. Gimme dat.
Yeah, I could see how Hyde is on the hot end. For a dude anyway. Well, stay up peeps. I may put something up tomorrow when I get back.
Chachi out.
The word for today is: Diversity. Now what is diversity in the workplace, peeps? Well diversity (in my opinion) is having a cross-section of all walks of life in the workplace whether they be Black, White, Latino, Asian, Arab, Gay, Indian (both kinds) and any other group you can think of including religions and handicapped abilities. Although I am a fan of diversity, something hit me today. What about people that want to be included as being a 'diverse culture' when they arent really recognized as a culture? I was thinking about people like Scientologists. Groups that...well...arent like the others. People that can SAY they are a culture that would bring diversity, but I really dont know if they fall into that category. Who is to say that a Scientologist doesn't deserve the same rights and treatment that a Christian or Muslim does when it comes to fairness in the workplace? Interesting theory when you put it into perspective. I was gonna say something about NAMBLA, but...they's just fucking WRONG. That ain't how I roll, peeps. They gets the gas face.
Sickos. Anyway, Just food for thought.
So, Griff and I had a discussion about jamming to music that others may find not the cool. He told me about a time he was rolling listening to Jordan Knight's Give It To You (badass track, I don't care who's hating) on the loud end and people looked at him like he was damn crazy. Sometimes when you are listening to music in your car you forget who is around. I am living proof of this, because I was listening to Soul'd Out yesterday on the way to the cleaners with the windows down with a Yukon full of what many of us would call thugs looked at me like I was listening to Toby Keith. Sometimes I guess I forget I'm black. *sigh*
So American Dreamz was pretty damn funny. Much like Grandma's Boy and Thank You For Smoking to an extent, I think that the marketing of the movie was rather off. The ADVERTISED target audience of the movie was teens (Mandy Moore, waste of space and life Chris Kline, John Cho) when instead it was for the 21-28 Daily Show/South Park crowd that knows just enough about world eents to not look like a dead fish when someone mentions anything about politics. I think it really went over the heads of the TRL/American Idol crowd because as Z said it wasn't a Bush slam-a-thon and the American Idol spoofing was actually kept to a minimum. There was actually plot and character development. WTF were they thinking?! Not a single poopy joke! Mandy Moore was AWESOME as the willing-to-kill-a-blind-puppy-to-win contestant and Hugh Grant actually didn't make me want to remove his head from his body. Don't even get me started on the awesomeness that is Willem Defoe as Karl Rove. Between this and The Life Aquatic, he is moving up the list of my favorite supporting actors, even if he does look like Skelator. Combine that with the acting of Sam Golzari as the Iraqi sleeper cell that loves show tunes (no one recognized the Donny and Marie record player!) and you had a funny movie. I recommend it if only for the fact that Chris Klien gets SERVED!
Oh, and Noureen DeWulf is damn fine. She will have her own TV show soon, I will be sure to watch:
Yeah, I'm in love. Too bad she's in a movie with Paris Hilton. Everything she touches turns to whore.
Well, I'm out for now. A hell of a commute for the next 2 weeks, so I need to get a lot of tunes for the ride. Until then, something for the small female demographic of this blog. Here is L'Arc~en~Ciel with Flower. LIVE. Gimme dat.
Yeah, I could see how Hyde is on the hot end. For a dude anyway. Well, stay up peeps. I may put something up tomorrow when I get back.
Chachi out.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Damn, that was fast.
Man, those words hurt. Anyway, good morning peeps! As you can see, this update is HELLA early. I have been up since about 8 (which is like 4am on a weekday for me) and I must say....the days suck. There really isn't much going on before noon.
Anyway, to give a review on Silent Hill. WOW. Of all the horror movies released since The Ring (which like I told Z, you could create a Venn diagram of ALL of them and that place in the middle where all meet is The Ring), this is the best one. While not as gory as I heard Hostel was, it had is make you squeem moments. The screaming was nerve-wracking (not annoying like Neve Campbell in Scream. I REALLY hated her voice and wished she would just shut the hell up and die already) and the monsters were....WHOA. The dude with the giant Conan the Barbarian broadsword ruled all. Combine that with its sweet inside swipes at Christianity and witchhunts (I'm all about witches) and creepy kids (nothing is creepier than a creepy looking white kid. Remember Dakota Fanning in that De Niro crapfest? Children of the Corn, anyone?) and you have a scare-tastic movie experience. Only gripe was the fact that people in West Virginia sound a lot like Canadians. As a matter of fact, West Virginia looks a hell of a lot like Canada. Not enough to make you not see this movie, though. Give it a whirl. I think I'm gonna check out American Dreamz tonight, if I do I will give an update tomorrow.
Now, on to some good yet sad news. I dont start work on the 1st. I start on Monday. Which is a big hell yeah on all fronts. However, the blog will suffer a bit because of it. Updates will be late, pretty much set up for the next day. Aside from that, it's business as usual. Can't leave the peeps hanging.
Well, I am out for the day. I may be back tomorrow for a longer post. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi, play that music louder, onegai. Boom clap, boom boom boom, clap.
Chachi out.
Anyway, to give a review on Silent Hill. WOW. Of all the horror movies released since The Ring (which like I told Z, you could create a Venn diagram of ALL of them and that place in the middle where all meet is The Ring), this is the best one. While not as gory as I heard Hostel was, it had is make you squeem moments. The screaming was nerve-wracking (not annoying like Neve Campbell in Scream. I REALLY hated her voice and wished she would just shut the hell up and die already) and the monsters were....WHOA. The dude with the giant Conan the Barbarian broadsword ruled all. Combine that with its sweet inside swipes at Christianity and witchhunts (I'm all about witches) and creepy kids (nothing is creepier than a creepy looking white kid. Remember Dakota Fanning in that De Niro crapfest? Children of the Corn, anyone?) and you have a scare-tastic movie experience. Only gripe was the fact that people in West Virginia sound a lot like Canadians. As a matter of fact, West Virginia looks a hell of a lot like Canada. Not enough to make you not see this movie, though. Give it a whirl. I think I'm gonna check out American Dreamz tonight, if I do I will give an update tomorrow.
Now, on to some good yet sad news. I dont start work on the 1st. I start on Monday. Which is a big hell yeah on all fronts. However, the blog will suffer a bit because of it. Updates will be late, pretty much set up for the next day. Aside from that, it's business as usual. Can't leave the peeps hanging.
Well, I am out for the day. I may be back tomorrow for a longer post. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi, play that music louder, onegai. Boom clap, boom boom boom, clap.
Chachi out.
Friday, April 21, 2006
I'm gonna have to buy a nightlight.
Happy Friday, peeps! Are you doing well? I am, because it's put up or shut up time for Silent Hill. I hyped this movie a while back for the few people that read this, and I am excited to say that its' release is today. The trailers look kind of average, but the full clips on video game sites kick the ass. Has a chance to be great.
I bought this up to people yesterday, but there is a DDR crew in Denver. At first I thought that was sad, but hey to each their own. Honestly, if they really call out rival DDR crews and battle (as is being reported on the net) I SO have to see that.
Like You Got Served with better acting. Better call Fatman Scoop. I really ain't a dancing game fan. Aside from Samba De Amigo (which I did own at one point) they all seem to be about repetition, not rhythm. Look at the kids that do DDR at the mall and you will see what I mean. I honestly would prefer to see a Para Para Battle crew. I would challenge the guy in Night of Fire with the quickness:
That dude RULES. I could do without the belly shirt, but capes are teh awesome. So, have any of you seen the G4 commercials for Star Trek? It's all Robot Chicken-like with Charlie Murphy voicing Spock and Craig Kilborn voicing Kirk. Worth the watch just to hear Charlie Murphy sing 'My Preogative' with a toy Spock dancing.
Priceless. Well, I am out for the day. I will give a review of Silent Hill tomorrow or Sunday night. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
I bought this up to people yesterday, but there is a DDR crew in Denver. At first I thought that was sad, but hey to each their own. Honestly, if they really call out rival DDR crews and battle (as is being reported on the net) I SO have to see that.
Like You Got Served with better acting. Better call Fatman Scoop. I really ain't a dancing game fan. Aside from Samba De Amigo (which I did own at one point) they all seem to be about repetition, not rhythm. Look at the kids that do DDR at the mall and you will see what I mean. I honestly would prefer to see a Para Para Battle crew. I would challenge the guy in Night of Fire with the quickness:
That dude RULES. I could do without the belly shirt, but capes are teh awesome. So, have any of you seen the G4 commercials for Star Trek? It's all Robot Chicken-like with Charlie Murphy voicing Spock and Craig Kilborn voicing Kirk. Worth the watch just to hear Charlie Murphy sing 'My Preogative' with a toy Spock dancing.
Priceless. Well, I am out for the day. I will give a review of Silent Hill tomorrow or Sunday night. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Dope Space Chachi!
Morning, peeps! You would be surprised on how slow of a news day this is. I am still waiting to find out when I start (Odds are May 1st, which gives me another week of sleeping until 8am) so updates should be pretty normal until then. Can't leave the single-digit webcount without their fix.
Also, I have decided on when the Ladies Night Animated Face-Off will begin on September 1st, 2006. That will give enough time to hype the final rounds for NDK. Same format as Douchebrawl and the Darth Vader Battle so there will be some familiarity to it. Plenty of lead time so tell your friends.
So like I said yesterday, I got a copy of Dope Space Nine, the M-Flo live performance at Budokan. After viewing this in it's entirety, I can say a few things:
1. M-Flo kicks ass. I am sure you already knew that, but I had to make it known again. Verbal, DJ Taku and LISA rule all.
2. Emyli and BoA should not be allowed to wear skirts. My GOD can they work it. I tell you it just ain't right. Especially Emyli, who will be legal until this Sunday. Not like I am counting or anything.
3. Diggy-Mo has talent. With the right marketing, he could be the next Ja-Rule. In a good way.
4. Okay.....Ryohei Yamamoto is a hot dude. He's no Johnny Depp, but he's....yeah.
Great voice and seems like he would appreciate you more than Johnny would. I'm just saying.
5. Japan's misunderstanding of the Mexican people. Um....the Japanese Salsa dancers and the Sombrero? NOT COOL. Just like Seamo dressed like a bandito in A Love Story video, the Japanese manage to inadvertently nock the Mexican people. I'm sure they mean no harm.
6. So Exclusive is a hit. I know the song is rather old, but it has all the makings of a US hit single.
Poppy, yet hip hop. Saucy lady and a catchy beat with a well known r&b sample. Shit, Kanye, Ja and Puffy have made careers out of doing that. Release that here ever and it would be bigger than Dilemma by Nelly. And even I like that song and I wish him nothing but a rabid wolverine mauling.
Anyway, aside from that I FINALLY found a live MP3 copy of Ayumi Hamasaki performing Evolution. I can finally be happy. Don't care what you say, I love that song still.
Okay, I'm not sure what you peeps listen to (you know what I dig, see above) but do any of you know who Fatman Scoop is? What in the hell does this man DO?! He just screams commands over the track!
GET UP NOW!
BEND OVER!
DO THE WOP NOW!
GET LOW NOW!
CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!
PAY YOUR TAXES NOW!
BEND OVER!
WHAT WHAT!
NOW, DROP IT!
So on and so forth. Is that really a job? Can you put 'Hypeman' on your taxes? The answer to that actually is yes. It's sad and yet refreshing at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on The Scoop. But c'mon. The man hasn't said a complete sentence in any of the songs he's on! Now Lil Jon, that's a hypeman's hypeman. Makes me proud. Even Ja Rule's rodent cousin can make it big in America. (Update: Fatman Scoop has more Grammys than Common. Sad)
Oh and lastly: I HATE SPAM. Seriously. Griff brought to my attention that he was receiving the 'Christian singles' spam, too. WHY WOULD I WANT TO MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES?! I can't stand Jesus (sometimes, you just need to learn that people is crazy and keep things to yourself) and I can't stand Christian women! Hell, most women work my nerves (present readers excluded I guess) so why would I want to network with them? Besides, doesn't the son of God frown on casual dating?
Well....oh my god, right as I was about to end this I saw this monstrosity. It's at the end.
Okay, as a big dude I don't take off my shirt unless needed. That means either it needs to be on fire or covered in black people hating bees. Big dudes: LEAVE THE SHIRTS ON! Screw the children, they see worse in cartoons. Do it for yourself. Same for the ladies, cover it up. Except for her:
Or her:
Heh, heh. No Bleach this or next week, so I will be an irritable bastard for those that know me. I'll be back tomorrow with something or other and more updates if they come up. Also, odds are I will have changed the blogs' look again by the time you see this. I am trying some new things out. I REALLY liked the last skin I got, but I couldn't tinker with the HTML and move the nav and post sections where I wanted. So for now it's gone. I may bring it back. Also, I am going to put a flash player up for a few weeks, rotating the songs on there if you are interested in playing a few tunes while you read. This week will be a playlist of Bennie K. Because I am still figuring out how to tinker with premade skins (and making them is BOOOOOORING) the player is the bottom of the screen. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Also, I have decided on when the Ladies Night Animated Face-Off will begin on September 1st, 2006. That will give enough time to hype the final rounds for NDK. Same format as Douchebrawl and the Darth Vader Battle so there will be some familiarity to it. Plenty of lead time so tell your friends.
So like I said yesterday, I got a copy of Dope Space Nine, the M-Flo live performance at Budokan. After viewing this in it's entirety, I can say a few things:
1. M-Flo kicks ass. I am sure you already knew that, but I had to make it known again. Verbal, DJ Taku and LISA rule all.
2. Emyli and BoA should not be allowed to wear skirts. My GOD can they work it. I tell you it just ain't right. Especially Emyli, who will be legal until this Sunday. Not like I am counting or anything.
3. Diggy-Mo has talent. With the right marketing, he could be the next Ja-Rule. In a good way.
4. Okay.....Ryohei Yamamoto is a hot dude. He's no Johnny Depp, but he's....yeah.
Great voice and seems like he would appreciate you more than Johnny would. I'm just saying.
5. Japan's misunderstanding of the Mexican people. Um....the Japanese Salsa dancers and the Sombrero? NOT COOL. Just like Seamo dressed like a bandito in A Love Story video, the Japanese manage to inadvertently nock the Mexican people. I'm sure they mean no harm.
6. So Exclusive is a hit. I know the song is rather old, but it has all the makings of a US hit single.
Poppy, yet hip hop. Saucy lady and a catchy beat with a well known r&b sample. Shit, Kanye, Ja and Puffy have made careers out of doing that. Release that here ever and it would be bigger than Dilemma by Nelly. And even I like that song and I wish him nothing but a rabid wolverine mauling.
Anyway, aside from that I FINALLY found a live MP3 copy of Ayumi Hamasaki performing Evolution. I can finally be happy. Don't care what you say, I love that song still.
Okay, I'm not sure what you peeps listen to (you know what I dig, see above) but do any of you know who Fatman Scoop is? What in the hell does this man DO?! He just screams commands over the track!
GET UP NOW!
BEND OVER!
DO THE WOP NOW!
GET LOW NOW!
CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!
PAY YOUR TAXES NOW!
BEND OVER!
WHAT WHAT!
NOW, DROP IT!
So on and so forth. Is that really a job? Can you put 'Hypeman' on your taxes? The answer to that actually is yes. It's sad and yet refreshing at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on The Scoop. But c'mon. The man hasn't said a complete sentence in any of the songs he's on! Now Lil Jon, that's a hypeman's hypeman. Makes me proud. Even Ja Rule's rodent cousin can make it big in America. (Update: Fatman Scoop has more Grammys than Common. Sad)
Oh and lastly: I HATE SPAM. Seriously. Griff brought to my attention that he was receiving the 'Christian singles' spam, too. WHY WOULD I WANT TO MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES?! I can't stand Jesus (sometimes, you just need to learn that people is crazy and keep things to yourself) and I can't stand Christian women! Hell, most women work my nerves (present readers excluded I guess) so why would I want to network with them? Besides, doesn't the son of God frown on casual dating?
Well....oh my god, right as I was about to end this I saw this monstrosity. It's at the end.
Okay, as a big dude I don't take off my shirt unless needed. That means either it needs to be on fire or covered in black people hating bees. Big dudes: LEAVE THE SHIRTS ON! Screw the children, they see worse in cartoons. Do it for yourself. Same for the ladies, cover it up. Except for her:
Or her:
Heh, heh. No Bleach this or next week, so I will be an irritable bastard for those that know me. I'll be back tomorrow with something or other and more updates if they come up. Also, odds are I will have changed the blogs' look again by the time you see this. I am trying some new things out. I REALLY liked the last skin I got, but I couldn't tinker with the HTML and move the nav and post sections where I wanted. So for now it's gone. I may bring it back. Also, I am going to put a flash player up for a few weeks, rotating the songs on there if you are interested in playing a few tunes while you read. This week will be a playlist of Bennie K. Because I am still figuring out how to tinker with premade skins (and making them is BOOOOOORING) the player is the bottom of the screen. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
The Dawson's A Daddy!!
Morning, peeps! First off, I want to say I was dead wrong about my prediction. Seriously, exactly 4 hours after I made that claim, Katie popped out a bouncing baby girl. Which makes Tom Cruise the happiest step-pappy in America. It's been a good year for Tom. First, he was the runaway winner in Douchebrawl 2006 and earned the right to have Douchebrawl 2007 named after him. Now he had the second coming of Xemu and he couldn't be any prouder. Congrats, Tom! Now I'm sure you are shocked by how I have responded to this. After about nine moths of ripping Tom and Katie (mainly Tom), you figured I would be a lot meaner? Well, what can I say. I am a sucker for a baby.
Damn it, Zach. I spent a good 15 months ignoring Paris Hilton's whorish existence (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!) and then you had to bring her up yesterday. Then I heard she was creating a CELL PHONE GAME. Combine that with the album (which she has been threatening the public with for about as long as Bin Laden has been threatening a second 9/11) and the cartoon and ignoring that bitch just became harder. Anyone know the predator of a grasshopper?
Hells yeah, 45 more minutes until I get M-Flo Live at Budokan, fools! Shaping up to be a pretty kick ass day. Speaking of kick ass, the new Tomb Raider is not too shabby. Check this out:
Bweh heh, would have been funnier with the Benny Hill theme song.
Anyone remember when MTV didn't play videos from Black artists? Well, it seems that because they pimp out rides and play 50 Cent (I think, I haven't watched anything on MTV that didn't involve Veronica from the Real World for more than half an hour in about 2 years) that they are the AUTHORITIES in Hip-Hop because they can list the top 10 emcees of all-time and actually think it means jack shit. This is the Ultimate MTV Top Ten Emcees of All Time. Be still, peeps:
10. LL Cool J
9. Eminem
8. Ice Cube
7. Big Daddy Kane
6. KRS-One
5. Nas
4. Rakim
3. Notorious B.I.G.
2. Tupac
1. Jay-Z
Okay. As one who has listened (not LIKED, listened) to Hip-Hop since at least 1985 I can say that....this is bullshit. First off, you have seven rappers from about a 30 mile radius of New York. I know everyone says Hip-Hop started in New York but think about it. America popularized baseball, but is the best baseball player from America? Arguably in Barry Bonds, but I put Albert Pujols and Manny Ramirez ahead of him right now. Sometimes, you can't just go with the popular pick. Secondly, it is nigh impossible to rate emcees as far as talent goes because everyone is different. Comparing The Beatles and The Rolling Stones is pointless because they are DIFFERENT STYLES OF MUSIC, albeit the same genre of rock! Who is better: Jordan or Magic? You can make cases for both because they played different styles of basketball. Same for emcees, its not a box you can just say one is best. Hell, two of them died before 28. Then you have L.L. Cool J's old ass. I think that he is the Cal Ripken of hip hop. He holds no records of significance except for longevity. Eh, just had to get that out.
Well, Chachi is about to get some breakfast and head out. Oh, and 30 minutes until M-Flo goodness. Hells yeah. Stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
(Update: I put a skin I got on www.BlogSkins.com as my template. Had to change some sizing, but all in all, it kicks the ass. Great work by Nadare, keep it up. Let me know if you like it, peeps. I think it's kind of busy, but that's just me.)
Damn it, Zach. I spent a good 15 months ignoring Paris Hilton's whorish existence (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!) and then you had to bring her up yesterday. Then I heard she was creating a CELL PHONE GAME. Combine that with the album (which she has been threatening the public with for about as long as Bin Laden has been threatening a second 9/11) and the cartoon and ignoring that bitch just became harder. Anyone know the predator of a grasshopper?
Hells yeah, 45 more minutes until I get M-Flo Live at Budokan, fools! Shaping up to be a pretty kick ass day. Speaking of kick ass, the new Tomb Raider is not too shabby. Check this out:
Bweh heh, would have been funnier with the Benny Hill theme song.
Anyone remember when MTV didn't play videos from Black artists? Well, it seems that because they pimp out rides and play 50 Cent (I think, I haven't watched anything on MTV that didn't involve Veronica from the Real World for more than half an hour in about 2 years) that they are the AUTHORITIES in Hip-Hop because they can list the top 10 emcees of all-time and actually think it means jack shit. This is the Ultimate MTV Top Ten Emcees of All Time. Be still, peeps:
10. LL Cool J
9. Eminem
8. Ice Cube
7. Big Daddy Kane
6. KRS-One
5. Nas
4. Rakim
3. Notorious B.I.G.
2. Tupac
1. Jay-Z
Okay. As one who has listened (not LIKED, listened) to Hip-Hop since at least 1985 I can say that....this is bullshit. First off, you have seven rappers from about a 30 mile radius of New York. I know everyone says Hip-Hop started in New York but think about it. America popularized baseball, but is the best baseball player from America? Arguably in Barry Bonds, but I put Albert Pujols and Manny Ramirez ahead of him right now. Sometimes, you can't just go with the popular pick. Secondly, it is nigh impossible to rate emcees as far as talent goes because everyone is different. Comparing The Beatles and The Rolling Stones is pointless because they are DIFFERENT STYLES OF MUSIC, albeit the same genre of rock! Who is better: Jordan or Magic? You can make cases for both because they played different styles of basketball. Same for emcees, its not a box you can just say one is best. Hell, two of them died before 28. Then you have L.L. Cool J's old ass. I think that he is the Cal Ripken of hip hop. He holds no records of significance except for longevity. Eh, just had to get that out.
Well, Chachi is about to get some breakfast and head out. Oh, and 30 minutes until M-Flo goodness. Hells yeah. Stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
(Update: I put a skin I got on www.BlogSkins.com as my template. Had to change some sizing, but all in all, it kicks the ass. Great work by Nadare, keep it up. Let me know if you like it, peeps. I think it's kind of busy, but that's just me.)
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Good Morning America. Your money is on the dresser, get the hell out.
Morning, peeps. I am running on three hours of sleep here because I am sick, so a lot of this post won't make sense. I am hepped up on DayQuil and cough syurp and I must say, it RULES. Like the episode of South Park with Craig's show:
Awesome.....
News time! News time! Okay, now I began saying we should kick Rumsfeld out as Secretary of Defense when....well....he wasn't defending shit properly. Now because some retired military people are jumping on the Chachi's bandwagon, it's a big deal. You know, everyone in the White House as long as I have been alive (Reagan, Bush, Clinton, C2-Intern's Day, Gore...er...Bush and then Bush again) has been surrounded by a team of chuckleheads and fucktards. Both Democrat and Republican have fucked up ROYALLY, and I am really just sick and tired of Rumsfeld trying to make it seem like he had a grand plan in Iraq or anywhere else for that matter. The simple fact is he fucked up, the intel was wrong, the war was poorly planned and he looks like a yutz for not just saying, 'Relax guy! We messed up, but here is my plan to fix it: Spiderman and his giant transforming Spiderzord 7!'
Web out terror, Spidey! Anyway, I think that America would get their panties on straight if someone would take responsiblity for the fuck up and say we are working on a solution. It is standard fucking customer service, guys.
On a more serious note, I am really pissed off at Bush for stealing from Survivor. Yeah that's right. He's the decider? HE'S THE DECIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR! He is so gonna get his ass WHOOPED on. You don't wanna mess with Survivor. Oh, and I know that you want to give your friends jobs, but after the whole Mike 'Ass Brownie' Brown fiasco I would get someone that maybe you didnt know. You know, someone not on the Bush Mario Party Fun Time list. I am really pissed that they cancelled That's My Bush after the whole 9/11 thing, because this season would be up there with South Park in terms of storyline and awesomeness if it was still on the air.
So I just saw this link on VGCats and ladies, pretty soon you will be ob-so-lete. For those that have seen Chobits, Weird Science and to a lesser extent Frankenhooker (worst movie ever) knows that men have been seeking a (legal) third alternative....since the beginning of time. Griff has always said as soon as there was safe third option, women's stock would drop like a young mans' testes at a Kumi Koda show (yeah, I went there). Well, that day is almost here and I am interested to see how this all works out. And a robot doesnt give you any lip unless you PROGRAM IT TO. And why take yo' lip when a lip can be broken?
Anyone else see Katie Holmes popping out The Dawson's baby on the day that MI:3 comes out (May 5th)? Everyone says she is due any day now, and what better day for publicity than on they day of Tom Cruise's shitty ass new movie? The timing is just too perfect.
Well, I am hella bored so I am gonna head out. I'll try to do better tomorrow. I promise.
Chachi out.
Awesome.....
News time! News time! Okay, now I began saying we should kick Rumsfeld out as Secretary of Defense when....well....he wasn't defending shit properly. Now because some retired military people are jumping on the Chachi's bandwagon, it's a big deal. You know, everyone in the White House as long as I have been alive (Reagan, Bush, Clinton, C2-Intern's Day, Gore...er...Bush and then Bush again) has been surrounded by a team of chuckleheads and fucktards. Both Democrat and Republican have fucked up ROYALLY, and I am really just sick and tired of Rumsfeld trying to make it seem like he had a grand plan in Iraq or anywhere else for that matter. The simple fact is he fucked up, the intel was wrong, the war was poorly planned and he looks like a yutz for not just saying, 'Relax guy! We messed up, but here is my plan to fix it: Spiderman and his giant transforming Spiderzord 7!'
Web out terror, Spidey! Anyway, I think that America would get their panties on straight if someone would take responsiblity for the fuck up and say we are working on a solution. It is standard fucking customer service, guys.
On a more serious note, I am really pissed off at Bush for stealing from Survivor. Yeah that's right. He's the decider? HE'S THE DECIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR! He is so gonna get his ass WHOOPED on. You don't wanna mess with Survivor. Oh, and I know that you want to give your friends jobs, but after the whole Mike 'Ass Brownie' Brown fiasco I would get someone that maybe you didnt know. You know, someone not on the Bush Mario Party Fun Time list. I am really pissed that they cancelled That's My Bush after the whole 9/11 thing, because this season would be up there with South Park in terms of storyline and awesomeness if it was still on the air.
So I just saw this link on VGCats and ladies, pretty soon you will be ob-so-lete. For those that have seen Chobits, Weird Science and to a lesser extent Frankenhooker (worst movie ever) knows that men have been seeking a (legal) third alternative....since the beginning of time. Griff has always said as soon as there was safe third option, women's stock would drop like a young mans' testes at a Kumi Koda show (yeah, I went there). Well, that day is almost here and I am interested to see how this all works out. And a robot doesnt give you any lip unless you PROGRAM IT TO. And why take yo' lip when a lip can be broken?
Anyone else see Katie Holmes popping out The Dawson's baby on the day that MI:3 comes out (May 5th)? Everyone says she is due any day now, and what better day for publicity than on they day of Tom Cruise's shitty ass new movie? The timing is just too perfect.
Well, I am hella bored so I am gonna head out. I'll try to do better tomorrow. I promise.
Chachi out.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Technical Difficulties
Morning, peeps. Right now I am on hold with the wonderful asshats at Motorola because my Bluetooth headset, after about 43 days of ownership, won't fucking charge. Hey, I just got dis-co-fucking-nectetd. Sweet. Well, it's a Monday morning and all I can say is 'bleh'. I hate Monday's. As you can tell, the layout is the same as it was yesterday. Odds arem I won't change it now because I am a petty bitch when it comes to the look of my blog.I don't like small text and I am not as versed in HTML as I used to be, so when I tried to change text color and size I had to do it over and over and over again and I got frustrated. Needless to say, the cat is now afraid of me.
You know, I really think that companies need to respect the customer. I love how you have to have a receipt, the box, the purchasing card and your first born child to return a product. I understand they want to make sure you purchased the product, but really. You know, even if 3 in every ten people decided to fraud out a company, they still would be in the green by fucking millions. Sometimes, you have to take one for the team. That and seeing as how they PAY TO FUCKING SHIP the broken product to THEM yet send you your replacement via snow dogs (yet they are based in Texas) is highly stupid. That is they shittiest warranty policy EVER. I officially am boycotting Motorola from this day forward. Asshats.
So I was looking on YouTube yesterday and I found a video. Nay, THE video. The greatest music video of all time. If you ain't down with Oaktown, you's a SUCKAAAAAA!! I wanna say thanks to http://kore321soldschoolmusicvideos.blogspot.com for putting this up. I bring to you, We Like It by Oaktown 357:
My GOD that video is the mad notes! Proper. Okay, I was actually jamming to this song five minutes about while doing laundry. No joke. You know, I am one of the few people that hated NKOTB, but when Jordan Knight went solo....I bought this single. I never found his album though, which sucked ass. His cover of Prince's I Could Never Take The Place (Of Your Man) was actually pretty good, compared to some other people who have butchered the Purple One (Ginuwine you rat bastard I am looking at you. Way to fuck up When Doves Cry, shithead). This was the jam in high school, if only to me. Check out Give It To You by Jordan Knight:
Bit of trivia: I used to know that WHOLE dance routine during the hook and the breakdown. Yeah I was a modern day Heavy D. Or Missy before she got hooked on smack. Just kidding, don't sue.
Change gears. SWITCH! So, there is now a Nana anime. Those of you that read this blog (well, both of you anyway) know that I saw the movie and it kicked ass for a flick without Christopher Walken. The anime (for the first two episodes, anyway) seems to be a great translation of the movie but I havent seen the manga anywhere so I can't say its dead on. The animation takes some getting used to but still, it's pretty cool so far and if you use torrents give it a view.
Couldnt be any worse than some of the other crap on TV. Speaking of crap.....Scary Movie 4. Why, America?! WHY?! You know, I'm no longer concerned about the welfare of those who watch crap like that. However, do the world a favor and DON'T BREED. Your children will downgrade the gene pool, and we don't need anymore of that. Oh, and Silent Hill is looking FREAKY. On Friday I am SO THERE.
Yeah, it has been a minute since I had Vida on the blog. Can I get a giggidy?
You know, if I had to choose between Vida Guerra, Jackie Guerrido, Kumi Koda or BoA.....whoa I don't know what I'd do. My head would probably explode. Toss Coco from Bennie K and Esther Baxter and man, that would be teh awesome. Mmmm....
Okay, this has little to do with anything but I LOVE this song. I had it as my ringtone last year, and let's just say people didn't dig it. I did, so screw them. The second rapper leaves a lot to be desired, but he is STILL better than Nelly. This is Three Nation with Once Again:
That beginning kicks ass. Anyway, I have to run and send out this piece of shit headset. I will be back tomorrow with more stuff. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
YEAH!!
You know, I really think that companies need to respect the customer. I love how you have to have a receipt, the box, the purchasing card and your first born child to return a product. I understand they want to make sure you purchased the product, but really. You know, even if 3 in every ten people decided to fraud out a company, they still would be in the green by fucking millions. Sometimes, you have to take one for the team. That and seeing as how they PAY TO FUCKING SHIP the broken product to THEM yet send you your replacement via snow dogs (yet they are based in Texas) is highly stupid. That is they shittiest warranty policy EVER. I officially am boycotting Motorola from this day forward. Asshats.
So I was looking on YouTube yesterday and I found a video. Nay, THE video. The greatest music video of all time. If you ain't down with Oaktown, you's a SUCKAAAAAA!! I wanna say thanks to http://kore321soldschoolmusicvideos.blogspot.com for putting this up. I bring to you, We Like It by Oaktown 357:
My GOD that video is the mad notes! Proper. Okay, I was actually jamming to this song five minutes about while doing laundry. No joke. You know, I am one of the few people that hated NKOTB, but when Jordan Knight went solo....I bought this single. I never found his album though, which sucked ass. His cover of Prince's I Could Never Take The Place (Of Your Man) was actually pretty good, compared to some other people who have butchered the Purple One (Ginuwine you rat bastard I am looking at you. Way to fuck up When Doves Cry, shithead). This was the jam in high school, if only to me. Check out Give It To You by Jordan Knight:
Bit of trivia: I used to know that WHOLE dance routine during the hook and the breakdown. Yeah I was a modern day Heavy D. Or Missy before she got hooked on smack. Just kidding, don't sue.
Change gears. SWITCH! So, there is now a Nana anime. Those of you that read this blog (well, both of you anyway) know that I saw the movie and it kicked ass for a flick without Christopher Walken. The anime (for the first two episodes, anyway) seems to be a great translation of the movie but I havent seen the manga anywhere so I can't say its dead on. The animation takes some getting used to but still, it's pretty cool so far and if you use torrents give it a view.
Couldnt be any worse than some of the other crap on TV. Speaking of crap.....Scary Movie 4. Why, America?! WHY?! You know, I'm no longer concerned about the welfare of those who watch crap like that. However, do the world a favor and DON'T BREED. Your children will downgrade the gene pool, and we don't need anymore of that. Oh, and Silent Hill is looking FREAKY. On Friday I am SO THERE.
Yeah, it has been a minute since I had Vida on the blog. Can I get a giggidy?
You know, if I had to choose between Vida Guerra, Jackie Guerrido, Kumi Koda or BoA.....whoa I don't know what I'd do. My head would probably explode. Toss Coco from Bennie K and Esther Baxter and man, that would be teh awesome. Mmmm....
Okay, this has little to do with anything but I LOVE this song. I had it as my ringtone last year, and let's just say people didn't dig it. I did, so screw them. The second rapper leaves a lot to be desired, but he is STILL better than Nelly. This is Three Nation with Once Again:
That beginning kicks ass. Anyway, I have to run and send out this piece of shit headset. I will be back tomorrow with more stuff. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
YEAH!!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Fear the bunny, bitches!
Happy Jesus's something or other, peeps! Feh, anyone that can tell me how Cadbury and rodents bogarded their way into this holiday gets a sandwich. never really got Easter, never really CARED about it either. Rates a tad above St. Patricks Day in terms of crappitude, since rabbits are cooler than the Irish.
So I have been trying to change the look of my Blogger main page and I cannot decide on one that isn't too busy. Still working on it. I will change it at somepoint, though. And when I do, it will be the awesomeness.
Yeah, today's update is gonna be short. It's a kickass day outside and I have wasted about 2 hours trying to find a background so I am going to head out for a spell. Ya'll stay up, because tomorrow will be pretty good because I found some good stuff yesterday. Party on, peeps.
Chachi out.
So I have been trying to change the look of my Blogger main page and I cannot decide on one that isn't too busy. Still working on it. I will change it at somepoint, though. And when I do, it will be the awesomeness.
Yeah, today's update is gonna be short. It's a kickass day outside and I have wasted about 2 hours trying to find a background so I am going to head out for a spell. Ya'll stay up, because tomorrow will be pretty good because I found some good stuff yesterday. Party on, peeps.
Chachi out.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Yeah, that was underwhelming.
If I had a dollar for everytime a woman told me that, I would have three dollars. Anyway, what's up peeps? It's Friday so that means some of you will go out tonight. Since the majority of blog readers are nerds, they will be frequenting Scary Movie 4. If any of you go see that movie....eh I give up. See that shitfest if you want to. Just remember when your eyes begin to bleed due to its' crapitude, I don't want to hear a goddamed thing. I WARNED you.
So, about the underwhelming thing. The last boss of KH2 is LAAAAAAAAAME. If it wasnt for the cat stepping on the power strip (still not sure how she managefd to figure THAT out. Bitch) I would have beat the game yesterday because he was getting served. Oh, and I finally got a few hits on Sephiroth, too. It seems that once you realize that 3 hits can kill you, stratagey comes naturally. Got him down to 2 bars (out of 15, fuck yeah) and then got throughally ballwhacked in two hits. Eh, it's a moral victory.
You know, I'm gonna try a little something new today. It's time for a game of:
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Here we go.
Overrated: HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR
Those of you unfamiliar with anime or J-Rock (or the J-music scene as a whole) will say 'what the hell is a HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR?' Well, they are a five member rock band from Japan that have gained a lot (and I mean A LOT) of popularity in Japan due to being linked to Bleach (it can boost a career. All the themes of the show really boosted the group except for Orange Range, and they kicked ass well before that) and Gundam Seed Destiny by performing the opening themes for both. They released an album late last month in the US after being a big hit in Japan. You know what, I heard the two songs and...I wasn't impressed. I just got the album and all I can say is they aren't all that. They remind me of Evanesence, but in a good way. Don't believe me, look at the lead singer, Maki:
Amy Lee (Mmmmmm)
+
Hikaru Utada (Double Mmmmm)
=
Maki (Giggidy)
Now with that being said, the music is just average. It sounds like every band with a female lead (Nightwish, Evanesence, No Doubt to an extent) and really isnt all that progressive. That's not to say that I dont like it, I just wouldn't put them up there with the Dir En Grey's and L~Arc~En~Ciel's of the world. Check out the video for Pride, the opening to GSD:
Like I said, not a bad song by any means. But their album wasn't as good as UVERworld's or Orange Range's. I like, just don't love. Now, to someone who gets NO LOVE.
UNDERRATED: Talib Kweli
Now people may know OF Talib Kweli, but don't KNOW Talib Kweli. Now I have given up on rap for the most part but I still listen to him. I think I believe he is underrated due to his company. I mean he usually collaborates with Kanye West (who is now WAY overrated), Mos Def (an underrated emcee as well as the best rapper turned actor ever) and Common (who is FINALLY getting mainstream respect without going all Kanye to get it) who are three emcees that really overshadow him in terms of flash. However, in terms of lyrical content, skill and delivery he is better than all three. Beautiful Struggle was better than College Dropout, A New Danger and Late Registration (I hate the Grammy's for not nominating Common's Be because that may have been the BEST hip hop album in a decade) as well as every other shitty ass rap album released over the last two years. Eminem and Fiddy, that means your half-assed efforts. It's sad because no one really LISTENS to rap any more as much as they HEAR it. Which is why a hook like 'shake that ass and make your babydaddy mad' can get sung and no black person says jack shit. Ignorance, it's spreading. Anyway, this is my favorite Talib Kweli song, The Blast:
*Sigh* all this work and Nelly has a fucking Grammy for 'Hot In Herrre'. Cosmic.
Oh, and whoever the Episcopal Churches (I think Church of England. Anyone?) are: you are officially the stupidest religion ever. Even stupider than Scientology. They mave have a dumbass origin, but at least they never relied on U-fucking-2 to get members to show up. Least Scientology got Issac Hayes.
Oh, and after downloading her concert video someone that can fit in the overrated category is Kumi Koda. Her live show is good, but I was expecting more. Then again:
Wow, any woman that can work a schoolgirl outfit like that is overrated like a FOX. Gimmie dat!
Yeah, I need some alone time. Stay up peeps and enjoy the day.
Chachi out of the hizzy, and dont you forgizzy.
So, about the underwhelming thing. The last boss of KH2 is LAAAAAAAAAME. If it wasnt for the cat stepping on the power strip (still not sure how she managefd to figure THAT out. Bitch) I would have beat the game yesterday because he was getting served. Oh, and I finally got a few hits on Sephiroth, too. It seems that once you realize that 3 hits can kill you, stratagey comes naturally. Got him down to 2 bars (out of 15, fuck yeah) and then got throughally ballwhacked in two hits. Eh, it's a moral victory.
You know, I'm gonna try a little something new today. It's time for a game of:
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Here we go.
Overrated: HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR
Those of you unfamiliar with anime or J-Rock (or the J-music scene as a whole) will say 'what the hell is a HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR?' Well, they are a five member rock band from Japan that have gained a lot (and I mean A LOT) of popularity in Japan due to being linked to Bleach (it can boost a career. All the themes of the show really boosted the group except for Orange Range, and they kicked ass well before that) and Gundam Seed Destiny by performing the opening themes for both. They released an album late last month in the US after being a big hit in Japan. You know what, I heard the two songs and...I wasn't impressed. I just got the album and all I can say is they aren't all that. They remind me of Evanesence, but in a good way. Don't believe me, look at the lead singer, Maki:
Amy Lee (Mmmmmm)
+
Hikaru Utada (Double Mmmmm)
=
Maki (Giggidy)
Now with that being said, the music is just average. It sounds like every band with a female lead (Nightwish, Evanesence, No Doubt to an extent) and really isnt all that progressive. That's not to say that I dont like it, I just wouldn't put them up there with the Dir En Grey's and L~Arc~En~Ciel's of the world. Check out the video for Pride, the opening to GSD:
Like I said, not a bad song by any means. But their album wasn't as good as UVERworld's or Orange Range's. I like, just don't love. Now, to someone who gets NO LOVE.
UNDERRATED: Talib Kweli
Now people may know OF Talib Kweli, but don't KNOW Talib Kweli. Now I have given up on rap for the most part but I still listen to him. I think I believe he is underrated due to his company. I mean he usually collaborates with Kanye West (who is now WAY overrated), Mos Def (an underrated emcee as well as the best rapper turned actor ever) and Common (who is FINALLY getting mainstream respect without going all Kanye to get it) who are three emcees that really overshadow him in terms of flash. However, in terms of lyrical content, skill and delivery he is better than all three. Beautiful Struggle was better than College Dropout, A New Danger and Late Registration (I hate the Grammy's for not nominating Common's Be because that may have been the BEST hip hop album in a decade) as well as every other shitty ass rap album released over the last two years. Eminem and Fiddy, that means your half-assed efforts. It's sad because no one really LISTENS to rap any more as much as they HEAR it. Which is why a hook like 'shake that ass and make your babydaddy mad' can get sung and no black person says jack shit. Ignorance, it's spreading. Anyway, this is my favorite Talib Kweli song, The Blast:
*Sigh* all this work and Nelly has a fucking Grammy for 'Hot In Herrre'. Cosmic.
Oh, and whoever the Episcopal Churches (I think Church of England. Anyone?) are: you are officially the stupidest religion ever. Even stupider than Scientology. They mave have a dumbass origin, but at least they never relied on U-fucking-2 to get members to show up. Least Scientology got Issac Hayes.
Oh, and after downloading her concert video someone that can fit in the overrated category is Kumi Koda. Her live show is good, but I was expecting more. Then again:
Wow, any woman that can work a schoolgirl outfit like that is overrated like a FOX. Gimmie dat!
Yeah, I need some alone time. Stay up peeps and enjoy the day.
Chachi out of the hizzy, and dont you forgizzy.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Things just aint the same.
Morning peeps. Early update today because I missed updating yesterday. My bad, just spaced on it until like 11:15 while watching South Park and there was no way in HELL I was gonna do an update that late.I love my peeps, but I also loves my sleep.
First things first, I Poppa freaks all the honeys. Sorry, I had to do it. Griff, I hate you with all my being and I hope you see this because I am flipping you off as hard as I can. Anyway, I just got to The Land With No Name or whatever it's called in Kingdom Hearts II. I went there after I tried to take on Sephiroth in Hollow Bastion (I won't ruin the twist for those that want to buy it. Seeing as how Zach, Monie and Beth are the only readers of this thing it doesn't really fucking matter but I respect the peeps) and he whipped my ass. Totally sodomized me with his sword AND his one-damn-wing. How fast do you ask?
8 seconds.
You know how I know? I was on the phone with Griff when I got to him and it takes 8 seconds for the Bluetooth headset to override the handset. By that time I had been pwned like a Japanese schoolgirl outside an American Navy base. Okay, that was NOT COOL. But still, I got my ass WHOOPED ON FOURTEEN STRAIGHT TIMES! It looked a little like this:
Except FASTER and the sound of me threatening to kill everyone on the planet. I kind of hit him once, to which he went all Lo Pan on my ass and made my head explode. Not in the game, in real life because I was PISSED. Like I told Z, Sephie isn't like Weapon in the FF series as much as he used to pie-face Weapon right before he laid the pipe to its mother. Who's lovin' his momma? Sephiroth is.
Greatest song EVER. So I gave up and went to the final level, hopefully to get past level 50 (supposedly if you aren't at at LEAST level 75 Bishie-roth kills you unmercifully in front of your kids and pets) and go back and serve that fool. Oh, and don't listen to people out there. The Little Mermaid section is actually kind of fun (and first time around is suprisingly challenging) and I still like the tunes. Winnie the Pooh on the other hand is LAAAAAAAAAAAAME. I always though he was a mark-ass trick, and this did nothing to change that opinion. And put some damn pants on and find a shirt that fits! How many golden bears are there?! I honestly think he is a panda painted to fool the masses. All part of my panda terrorist theory. Get a few shots in me and I will explain how pandas are plotting to destroy the world as we know it.
So, who saw Comedy Central tuck their tail between their legs? I did and I am PISSED. I didn't want to be right about them initially (although I changed my stance after watching The Boondocks season finale) but I really thought that Viacom would take a stand on freedom of speech and let the clip show. Then I remembered that Viacom okayed an American flag being worn as a poncho (which I could have cared less about because I am not big on the symbolism of flags. I'm sorry, patriotism is in the PERSON, not the flag. Get over it) and Janet Jackson's 40+ year old titty. There was no way that was gonna fly. More of that pre-post-pre-retrospective 9/11 thinking. Congratulations, you have officially skull-raped freedom of speech, Comedy Central. You put Stella and Distraction on the air but can't show a 3 second clip of Mohammed? No one even knows what he really looks like! Same with Jesus. It would be hella funny if Jesus ended up actually looking like a character from Welcome Back Kotter rather than Jim Kavizel:
Oh my god, its the Son of God! Anyway, back to the point. Comedy Central pussed out and I give them MAYBE until the end of this season before they quit. Quite simply, there will be no 10th season of South Park IMHO. And it saddens me, because seasons 6,7, and 9 (season 8 was kind of dull) were the funniest yet. One can only take so much of being shut down before they give up.
So the last episode of Bleach kicked a lot of ass. Sadly, no new episodes until May. And to that I say BOOOOOOO! Also, the last episode of REC was last week and man I am bummed. They don't even have the damn manga over here anywhere. At least the second season of Ah! My Goddess! and the shockingly good Soul Link will keep me busy. I also downloaded the Live Concert of Ayumi Hamasaki (oh, your excitement is refreshing....not) and.....whoa. THIS is how you do a live show. Oh, and note to artists: this is how you handle a fuck up on stage:
Sweet. Anyway, imagine a Vegas show without the Vegas. I had no idea she could dance, or at least follow choreography so well. As we all know, the saddest statement is that the best performer of our generation is Usher, and I can't think of a female American artist that is even CLOSE to his showmanship package. Don't even THINK of saying Britney Spears pre-Federline because she can't actually sing and as a dude that owes me 6 bucks once said, 'those who can't sing, dance'. Even as a dancer, Christina Aguilera was still better at both, but she just turned whore too quickly. At least her whore change got her Grammys. Britney just got knocked up.
Oh, and can I just say that Britney is one Jack shot away from being on Cops? And that would kick more ass than I could stand. People have told me not to find joy in this but....fuck you I am. The shit is funny. Not the baby falling and getting Steve Young'd, I mean Britney being a shitty parent. Hell, K-Fuck has THREE kids now and he didn't know not to leave one alone with Britney? Did you see what she did to her face? I wouldn't trust her to tend to weeds.
Oh and on another note: Black women are NEVER allowed to say that there are no good Black men out there. EVER A-FUCKING-GAIN. Why? Shar Jackson had TWO kids with that man. TWO. If you are trying to say that K-Fed is better than a Black man then maybe the problem isn't us, its YOU. As rich as that man is, he is still a fucktard and there is no excuse to get knocked up by that goof TWICE. Good job, Shar. You set the movement back AND fucked up relations in the Black male/Black female dynamic. You are a trailblazer in fucking stupidity.
So Tom can scream like a ass-raped banshee but Katie can't scream during labor? Okay, some one has to say this. Tom, Scientology isn't a religion. It's not even a cult, because it gives honest cults a bad name. It's just fucking stupid. ALIENS IN 747's AND VOLCANOS?!
You wrapped up a naive, stupid little girl who had a childhood crush on you and all but ruined her career. Now Katie wasn't exactly fighting off Naomi Watts and Renee Zellwhateverhernameis for role before getting getting pregnant by SOMEONE (not Tom). But at least she was out there. Now, she is going to be barefoot and pregnant for who may just be the craziest motherfucker on the planet. Katie, Nicole got out and so can you. I can set up an Underground Railroad for you to get out of the house. Not just me, all of America wants to save you. Even some of England. Take that baby and leave that man. He didn't even have the good sense to MARRY you after all this! Your dad should have shot him in the ass with a buckshot. Cheney style. I wonder what Scientology says about babies out of wedlock? Oh wow....this baby may be the 'chosen one' like Stan was on South Park. I think its the only baby born to a Scientologist AFTER joining the cult. That baby is the next L.Ron Hubbard!! Shit, I gots to stop her from giving the baby to Tom! The fate of the world depends on it! Who's with me?!
Eh, I'm tired. You know what I need? You know what I need:
Jackie, you always make me feel better. Well, I am out for now. Stay up peeps and don't forget to vote for the Darth Vader Badass Battle! Links are to the right and at www.lochachi.com under 'Badass'!
Chachi out.
First things first, I Poppa freaks all the honeys. Sorry, I had to do it. Griff, I hate you with all my being and I hope you see this because I am flipping you off as hard as I can. Anyway, I just got to The Land With No Name or whatever it's called in Kingdom Hearts II. I went there after I tried to take on Sephiroth in Hollow Bastion (I won't ruin the twist for those that want to buy it. Seeing as how Zach, Monie and Beth are the only readers of this thing it doesn't really fucking matter but I respect the peeps) and he whipped my ass. Totally sodomized me with his sword AND his one-damn-wing. How fast do you ask?
8 seconds.
You know how I know? I was on the phone with Griff when I got to him and it takes 8 seconds for the Bluetooth headset to override the handset. By that time I had been pwned like a Japanese schoolgirl outside an American Navy base. Okay, that was NOT COOL. But still, I got my ass WHOOPED ON FOURTEEN STRAIGHT TIMES! It looked a little like this:
Except FASTER and the sound of me threatening to kill everyone on the planet. I kind of hit him once, to which he went all Lo Pan on my ass and made my head explode. Not in the game, in real life because I was PISSED. Like I told Z, Sephie isn't like Weapon in the FF series as much as he used to pie-face Weapon right before he laid the pipe to its mother. Who's lovin' his momma? Sephiroth is.
Greatest song EVER. So I gave up and went to the final level, hopefully to get past level 50 (supposedly if you aren't at at LEAST level 75 Bishie-roth kills you unmercifully in front of your kids and pets) and go back and serve that fool. Oh, and don't listen to people out there. The Little Mermaid section is actually kind of fun (and first time around is suprisingly challenging) and I still like the tunes. Winnie the Pooh on the other hand is LAAAAAAAAAAAAME. I always though he was a mark-ass trick, and this did nothing to change that opinion. And put some damn pants on and find a shirt that fits! How many golden bears are there?! I honestly think he is a panda painted to fool the masses. All part of my panda terrorist theory. Get a few shots in me and I will explain how pandas are plotting to destroy the world as we know it.
So, who saw Comedy Central tuck their tail between their legs? I did and I am PISSED. I didn't want to be right about them initially (although I changed my stance after watching The Boondocks season finale) but I really thought that Viacom would take a stand on freedom of speech and let the clip show. Then I remembered that Viacom okayed an American flag being worn as a poncho (which I could have cared less about because I am not big on the symbolism of flags. I'm sorry, patriotism is in the PERSON, not the flag. Get over it) and Janet Jackson's 40+ year old titty. There was no way that was gonna fly. More of that pre-post-pre-retrospective 9/11 thinking. Congratulations, you have officially skull-raped freedom of speech, Comedy Central. You put Stella and Distraction on the air but can't show a 3 second clip of Mohammed? No one even knows what he really looks like! Same with Jesus. It would be hella funny if Jesus ended up actually looking like a character from Welcome Back Kotter rather than Jim Kavizel:
Oh my god, its the Son of God! Anyway, back to the point. Comedy Central pussed out and I give them MAYBE until the end of this season before they quit. Quite simply, there will be no 10th season of South Park IMHO. And it saddens me, because seasons 6,7, and 9 (season 8 was kind of dull) were the funniest yet. One can only take so much of being shut down before they give up.
So the last episode of Bleach kicked a lot of ass. Sadly, no new episodes until May. And to that I say BOOOOOOO! Also, the last episode of REC was last week and man I am bummed. They don't even have the damn manga over here anywhere. At least the second season of Ah! My Goddess! and the shockingly good Soul Link will keep me busy. I also downloaded the Live Concert of Ayumi Hamasaki (oh, your excitement is refreshing....not) and.....whoa. THIS is how you do a live show. Oh, and note to artists: this is how you handle a fuck up on stage:
Sweet. Anyway, imagine a Vegas show without the Vegas. I had no idea she could dance, or at least follow choreography so well. As we all know, the saddest statement is that the best performer of our generation is Usher, and I can't think of a female American artist that is even CLOSE to his showmanship package. Don't even THINK of saying Britney Spears pre-Federline because she can't actually sing and as a dude that owes me 6 bucks once said, 'those who can't sing, dance'. Even as a dancer, Christina Aguilera was still better at both, but she just turned whore too quickly. At least her whore change got her Grammys. Britney just got knocked up.
Oh, and can I just say that Britney is one Jack shot away from being on Cops? And that would kick more ass than I could stand. People have told me not to find joy in this but....fuck you I am. The shit is funny. Not the baby falling and getting Steve Young'd, I mean Britney being a shitty parent. Hell, K-Fuck has THREE kids now and he didn't know not to leave one alone with Britney? Did you see what she did to her face? I wouldn't trust her to tend to weeds.
Oh and on another note: Black women are NEVER allowed to say that there are no good Black men out there. EVER A-FUCKING-GAIN. Why? Shar Jackson had TWO kids with that man. TWO. If you are trying to say that K-Fed is better than a Black man then maybe the problem isn't us, its YOU. As rich as that man is, he is still a fucktard and there is no excuse to get knocked up by that goof TWICE. Good job, Shar. You set the movement back AND fucked up relations in the Black male/Black female dynamic. You are a trailblazer in fucking stupidity.
So Tom can scream like a ass-raped banshee but Katie can't scream during labor? Okay, some one has to say this. Tom, Scientology isn't a religion. It's not even a cult, because it gives honest cults a bad name. It's just fucking stupid. ALIENS IN 747's AND VOLCANOS?!
You wrapped up a naive, stupid little girl who had a childhood crush on you and all but ruined her career. Now Katie wasn't exactly fighting off Naomi Watts and Renee Zellwhateverhernameis for role before getting getting pregnant by SOMEONE (not Tom). But at least she was out there. Now, she is going to be barefoot and pregnant for who may just be the craziest motherfucker on the planet. Katie, Nicole got out and so can you. I can set up an Underground Railroad for you to get out of the house. Not just me, all of America wants to save you. Even some of England. Take that baby and leave that man. He didn't even have the good sense to MARRY you after all this! Your dad should have shot him in the ass with a buckshot. Cheney style. I wonder what Scientology says about babies out of wedlock? Oh wow....this baby may be the 'chosen one' like Stan was on South Park. I think its the only baby born to a Scientologist AFTER joining the cult. That baby is the next L.Ron Hubbard!! Shit, I gots to stop her from giving the baby to Tom! The fate of the world depends on it! Who's with me?!
Eh, I'm tired. You know what I need? You know what I need:
Jackie, you always make me feel better. Well, I am out for now. Stay up peeps and don't forget to vote for the Darth Vader Badass Battle! Links are to the right and at www.lochachi.com under 'Badass'!
Chachi out.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Handle with care.
Peeps, I don't ever want to hear you complain about how bad you have it. Compared to the 'pee handler' your life is gumbo and cornbread. Mmmm. Anyway, I had to take my pee test today and man that is a small cup. A REALLY small cup. I'm not Hercules in terms of wang, but c'mon man that cup is for minors. Ain't nothing worse than cutting off in mid-stream either. Just irritating. Yes, that is more information than you are ready for. But as Homer Simpson said, 'The human wang is a beautiful thing'. No other wangs on this blog though, this is a one wang site.
Speaking of wangs, the Duke lacrosse case isnt going away. You know, I take shots at Duke University, but in the beginning I knew that the odds of them sexually assaulting the woman were average. As much money as that school costs, only a dumb shit would be THAT stupid. However, the real issue is that original reports stated she had (I'm gonna get technical here) vaginal tearing and anal bruising that usually are accounted with sexual assault and rape. Let's not forget, the issue is that this WENT on in the house of the players, I don't care if the Tar Heel basketball team went to their house and did it. There is a simple (and unfortunate because alot of athelets are dipshits) fact that these players are held to a higher standard than usual because
1. They are from Duke University
2. They are atheletes
3. Odds are they are students of wealthy upbringings
I'm sorry, but those three things mean you need to have some fucking common sense. You don't invite exotic dancers to your team house and you DON'T LET ASSAULTS HAPPEN IN YOUR HOME. Man up and throw those fuckers to the cops and take the woman to saftey, I don't care if she did try to stiff you for money. It's called being a fucking man. Also, just because DNA wasnt found doesnt mean she wasnt raped. Two words: money shot. Vulgar, yes but a very easy way to get rid of DNA people. Also, attorneys stated that they didnt find players DNA, but there was DNA (I think, no one is saying) and it matches someone. I say let the case play out. Still pisses me off on how asinine and smug the Durham DA and the players attorneys have been. Asshats.
Time to calm down. I fixed up the site again, because the songs just played because they wanted to. I really need to find my HTML book because I suck at it. Also, I just downloaded the live action version of the anime classic Grave of the Fireflies. It's okay (hella long too) but more to the liking for the casual fan that has prejudices against anime (you know who you are). The original kicks ASS and yes, I almost cried. Then again, I almost cried at the end of Peach Girl so it says very little about my emotional state. Even still, give the original a go. It's usually under 15 bucks and its well worth the buy on its historical merit alone. Now, time for Kumi Koda. It's been a while since I had my fix:
Oh man, I gotta start drinking Diet Coke.
Man, hot stewardesses and Kumi Koda never dance for ME when I drink Diet Coke. It usually just tastes like ass. Well, that's enough for today. I may put the polls on the right hand side of the blog for you to vote. Depends on how it looks. Until then, stay up peeps. Oh, and I love this picture:
Mmmm.....I would hit that. This too. Keep it real, Scott.
Chachi out
(Update: I have added the Comic and Cartoon Brackets up on the Blog. I will leave them um until Friday morning, then put up the Anime and Video Game Brackets. Happy Voting!)
Speaking of wangs, the Duke lacrosse case isnt going away. You know, I take shots at Duke University, but in the beginning I knew that the odds of them sexually assaulting the woman were average. As much money as that school costs, only a dumb shit would be THAT stupid. However, the real issue is that original reports stated she had (I'm gonna get technical here) vaginal tearing and anal bruising that usually are accounted with sexual assault and rape. Let's not forget, the issue is that this WENT on in the house of the players, I don't care if the Tar Heel basketball team went to their house and did it. There is a simple (and unfortunate because alot of athelets are dipshits) fact that these players are held to a higher standard than usual because
1. They are from Duke University
2. They are atheletes
3. Odds are they are students of wealthy upbringings
I'm sorry, but those three things mean you need to have some fucking common sense. You don't invite exotic dancers to your team house and you DON'T LET ASSAULTS HAPPEN IN YOUR HOME. Man up and throw those fuckers to the cops and take the woman to saftey, I don't care if she did try to stiff you for money. It's called being a fucking man. Also, just because DNA wasnt found doesnt mean she wasnt raped. Two words: money shot. Vulgar, yes but a very easy way to get rid of DNA people. Also, attorneys stated that they didnt find players DNA, but there was DNA (I think, no one is saying) and it matches someone. I say let the case play out. Still pisses me off on how asinine and smug the Durham DA and the players attorneys have been. Asshats.
Time to calm down. I fixed up the site again, because the songs just played because they wanted to. I really need to find my HTML book because I suck at it. Also, I just downloaded the live action version of the anime classic Grave of the Fireflies. It's okay (hella long too) but more to the liking for the casual fan that has prejudices against anime (you know who you are). The original kicks ASS and yes, I almost cried. Then again, I almost cried at the end of Peach Girl so it says very little about my emotional state. Even still, give the original a go. It's usually under 15 bucks and its well worth the buy on its historical merit alone. Now, time for Kumi Koda. It's been a while since I had my fix:
Oh man, I gotta start drinking Diet Coke.
Man, hot stewardesses and Kumi Koda never dance for ME when I drink Diet Coke. It usually just tastes like ass. Well, that's enough for today. I may put the polls on the right hand side of the blog for you to vote. Depends on how it looks. Until then, stay up peeps. Oh, and I love this picture:
Mmmm.....I would hit that. This too. Keep it real, Scott.
Chachi out
(Update: I have added the Comic and Cartoon Brackets up on the Blog. I will leave them um until Friday morning, then put up the Anime and Video Game Brackets. Happy Voting!)
Monday, April 10, 2006
I'm RICH, BEE-YOTCH!
Happy Monday peeps. Ah, fuck Monday's. The only thing worse than a Monday is a swift kick in the balls and then getting poked in the eye with the Merch telling you 'he fucked your dad and ate his torso with some Mac and cheese'. And I mean barely worse.
So, first things first. Congratulations to Beth for placing 1st in kata and 3rd in weapons (YOU DISHONOR ME!) over the weekend at a Martial Arts Competition over the weekend. Oh, and big ups for going on after taking a South Jersey Special (slang for a chop to the throat for those not down with the lingo). You are made of sterner stuff (tell me what movie that came from and I will buy you a Coke). I would have personally pulled out one of these moves:
For those unfamiliar with Japanese ass-kicking...er...wrestling/puro that was an Emerald Fusion/Flosion to the floor. Someone correct me if I am off, but it should be called ' Your shit just got fucked up for taking a cheapshot at my air pipe.' Hey, that's just how I roll. Even still, congrats to you and the fam (especially Debberg who cant get anyone to step up to the challenge. THEY ALL FEAR WHAT THEY KNOW THEY CANT STOP! Print that up on a shirt, I won't even charge you).
So, time to update you on Kingdom Hearts 2. A whole lot of backtracking. I hate backtracking. Who sits around movingtreasure chests around any damn way? 'Oohhh, I found a fucking elixir.' Whoop-dee-doo, especially when you are getting your ass handed to you so bad that you dont have time to use it. I do like how they ratcheted up the difficulty level, though. I was just tearing through this bad boy for a while. Still pretty damn fun, even with the crappy ass Pooh side-story. Like I care that fat bear doesn't remember me. Tigger is just hilarious, because I keep hoping for him to slip up and say 'N-words love to bounce on their tails!' Sadly, I would find that funny as all hell. All in all, worth the buy if only for the Little Mermaid side-story. Shut up, I liked that movie.
Now to flip flop on to something I DONT LIKE. Which one of you got that crapfest 'Commander in Chief' bought back on the fucking air? Who?! Man, that show sucked, and I only saw one episode. Here is a fact: shows about presidents suck because the president isnt interesting. Aside from That's My Bush (the episode with the aborted baby that survived? Genius) all shows about Washington SUCK. I blame America for this crap. Freedom has limits. One of those limits is BRINGING BACK CRAPPY SHOWS!!! *sigh*
So, a good news bad news thing. Well, the kid is now back among the working. Yep, I just got a job offer today and I must say, it's about time. I guess there is no more waking up at 10am and deciding whether or not to wear pants that day. Fuck, I gotta wear pants everyday now! It's not bad either, good pay, good comapny and an office instead of mini-cubes. Not too shabby. Now for the bad news...it's in Denver. And I HATE TRAFFIC. My god, I nearly used the beating stick today people were driving so shitty. That also means the blog updates will odds are be hella late (7pm ish) and short except for the weekends and when I'm hella pissed. Can't leave the peeps hanging for too long.
With that being said, the Darth Vader Badass Battle of Villainy is up and running! I may put the polls on the blog (32 matchups takes up a LOT of space) but all the polls are up on the website at www.lochachi.com under 'Badass'. Be sure to check it out. I will put the finalized brackets up tomorrow because...well I can't spell for shit and all of it is wrong. So far, Lo Pan and Sephiroth are at 5-2 odds on for the winners. Only YOU can make that choice, peeps!
Well, I am bored as hell so I am gonna head out for a bit. But first....what in the hell? You see, this is why men and women don't get along anymore: women HAVE this dumbass site and men have made women CREATE this dumbass site. It's a shame. Still funny as all hell though. I'm gonna create www.shesaskeezerdontbelieveher.com THAT is comedy. Oh yeah, before I roll out Grizzle asked who Jackie Guerrido is. Well...she's the greatest weather lady in the history of the world. Who happens to wear a skirt quite the nice. Oh, and damn just look at her.
Yes. All I can say is yes. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
So, first things first. Congratulations to Beth for placing 1st in kata and 3rd in weapons (YOU DISHONOR ME!) over the weekend at a Martial Arts Competition over the weekend. Oh, and big ups for going on after taking a South Jersey Special (slang for a chop to the throat for those not down with the lingo). You are made of sterner stuff (tell me what movie that came from and I will buy you a Coke). I would have personally pulled out one of these moves:
For those unfamiliar with Japanese ass-kicking...er...wrestling/puro that was an Emerald Fusion/Flosion to the floor. Someone correct me if I am off, but it should be called ' Your shit just got fucked up for taking a cheapshot at my air pipe.' Hey, that's just how I roll. Even still, congrats to you and the fam (especially Debberg who cant get anyone to step up to the challenge. THEY ALL FEAR WHAT THEY KNOW THEY CANT STOP! Print that up on a shirt, I won't even charge you).
So, time to update you on Kingdom Hearts 2. A whole lot of backtracking. I hate backtracking. Who sits around movingtreasure chests around any damn way? 'Oohhh, I found a fucking elixir.' Whoop-dee-doo, especially when you are getting your ass handed to you so bad that you dont have time to use it. I do like how they ratcheted up the difficulty level, though. I was just tearing through this bad boy for a while. Still pretty damn fun, even with the crappy ass Pooh side-story. Like I care that fat bear doesn't remember me. Tigger is just hilarious, because I keep hoping for him to slip up and say 'N-words love to bounce on their tails!' Sadly, I would find that funny as all hell. All in all, worth the buy if only for the Little Mermaid side-story. Shut up, I liked that movie.
Now to flip flop on to something I DONT LIKE. Which one of you got that crapfest 'Commander in Chief' bought back on the fucking air? Who?! Man, that show sucked, and I only saw one episode. Here is a fact: shows about presidents suck because the president isnt interesting. Aside from That's My Bush (the episode with the aborted baby that survived? Genius) all shows about Washington SUCK. I blame America for this crap. Freedom has limits. One of those limits is BRINGING BACK CRAPPY SHOWS!!! *sigh*
So, a good news bad news thing. Well, the kid is now back among the working. Yep, I just got a job offer today and I must say, it's about time. I guess there is no more waking up at 10am and deciding whether or not to wear pants that day. Fuck, I gotta wear pants everyday now! It's not bad either, good pay, good comapny and an office instead of mini-cubes. Not too shabby. Now for the bad news...it's in Denver. And I HATE TRAFFIC. My god, I nearly used the beating stick today people were driving so shitty. That also means the blog updates will odds are be hella late (7pm ish) and short except for the weekends and when I'm hella pissed. Can't leave the peeps hanging for too long.
With that being said, the Darth Vader Badass Battle of Villainy is up and running! I may put the polls on the blog (32 matchups takes up a LOT of space) but all the polls are up on the website at www.lochachi.com under 'Badass'. Be sure to check it out. I will put the finalized brackets up tomorrow because...well I can't spell for shit and all of it is wrong. So far, Lo Pan and Sephiroth are at 5-2 odds on for the winners. Only YOU can make that choice, peeps!
Well, I am bored as hell so I am gonna head out for a bit. But first....what in the hell? You see, this is why men and women don't get along anymore: women HAVE this dumbass site and men have made women CREATE this dumbass site. It's a shame. Still funny as all hell though. I'm gonna create www.shesaskeezerdontbelieveher.com THAT is comedy. Oh yeah, before I roll out Grizzle asked who Jackie Guerrido is. Well...she's the greatest weather lady in the history of the world. Who happens to wear a skirt quite the nice. Oh, and damn just look at her.
Yes. All I can say is yes. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
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