One Week Till The Biggest Party of the Century!

What is up peeps? Time for a weekend update! The only sucky part is that no good movies were out. The summer movie season is definitly over. Hell, there in a moth where Ashton Kutcher has TWO movies coming out is a month I dont want to live in. Add in Kevin Costner and Nick Cage and dammit this is a sucky month.

Except for the fact my birthday is in a week! That's right, peeps. A week from today I will be the Big 26! What do I have planned, you ask? Well...nothing. Yeah...I'm lame. Completely lame. No money for Vegas and no lady for companionship. Yep, things are SO NOT coming up Milhouse on that front. Yeah, well after this weekend and hearing Nolan, Ted and Zach talk maybe its not so bad. Because women are NOT smarter than zebras. Not even meerkats.

Anyway, the week in news was special. Paris Hilton got herself a DUI for being...well...Paris fucking Hilton. I swear, there is no one stupider than her. Money and preying mantis body (which for some reason people think is hot. I guess inter-species erotica is bigger than I thought) aside, the bitch is worthless and nothing will change that. Odds are she will get out of this ticket like Mel Gibson, but at least he...well he didnt die so fuck him, too.

We FINALLY saw the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawn. And...that isnt their baby. Unless Tom really IS Asian or Katie is part Cambodian. That baby has slanted eyes. And to people that say all babies have slanted eyes: all ASIAN babies have slanted eyes, you fucksticks! Let it go, that baby is as much mine as it is Tom's. The fact that people are looking at that baby and saying 'It could be...his?' makes me think that the terrorists are right and we need to be handled because we obviously cant handle ourselves. A terrorist joke right before 9/11? You got that shit right, peeps. Terrorism is funny, Tom Cruise is funny, it all works.

So the season premires on Sunday of The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy and War at Home so far is .5 for 2. The Simpsons season premire was 'bleh' and American Dad had a few funny moments (Roger RULES) but really isn't up to Family Guy or South Park humor. Here is to Family Guy saving the night.

I have a lot of videos and pictures for the male demograpic on this blog. Here is something for the female reader(s?) of this bad boy. You know I digs the Rebelde (although I have only found 5 episodes because Isohunt is the devil when it comes to that show) and I have Dulce Maria on here every other second. And rightfully so, she is damn fine and you know it. However, here are the sexy guys of Rebelde, Diego and Giovanni! Enjoy, ladies!

Wow....so Family Guy just saved my weekend. Your finger was in my ass! In context its funny, out of context it just sounds nasty. I have said it once, I will say it again: rape CAN be funny, just like racism and and every other -ism. Oh yeah, I went there.

I swear, all this hype for Happy Feet has me wanting to see that. It wont be out for another 2 fucking months, either. Can I wait? YES! SABATO GIGANTE JOKE REFERNECE!!! Aaahhh, this day has kind of ruled.

Well, you know what time it is. It's BoA time! Its been a while since I told her how I felt, so I will just say it now: I loves the Boa Kwon. Hey, little known fact: BoA's birthday is the day before Sowelu. How is THAT for the sauciest two days in history. Hell yeah. Here is BoA's Key of Heart.

Yeah, she is SO much hotter than Hyori Lee. I can see how some may like her better (Hyori's older and um...lets just say 'tight bangin' comes to mind when I see her) but BoA is a better singer and dancer. Oh, and is just so damn CUTE. Like a kitten holding baby bunny while playing Kitten War. Although Hyori Lee is not too shabby her damn self.

Damn. I actually DO need a new bed peeps. Maybe with her on it if you get my drift. Because I dont, I'm dumb as hell. So I just saw the greatest video ever the other day. I had heard of the Southern All Stars before, but never considered them my favorites so I didnt take much tome to research them. Now, I stand corrected because this song kicks ass. Here is Dirty Old Man.

If the Beach Boys didnt suck, they would sound like that.

So before I go, I just have to say big ups to the Atlanta Falcons! They went out and beat the preseason pick of damn near everyone to win the NFC (and maybe even the Super Bowl) in the Carolina Panthers 20-6 IN CAROLINA. Not only that, it wasnt even as close as the score shows because Atlanta missed two field goals and kind of played keep away in the 4th quarter. It is only the first game, but if Abraham, Kerney and Coleman stay healthy (and two of the three left the game due to minor injuries) this team can really make some moves in conference that now is wide open after the eggs layed by Dallas and Tampa Bay. Hell, even Seattle looked like they couldnt tell their head from their ass against Detroit. DETROIT! Oh, and to the Broncos fans I stand by my statement: you need to start Jay Cutler to light a fire under Plummer's ass. As long as he knows his job is safe, you will have mindfucks like what happend against St. Louis. Don't let that fool you though, Jim Hasslett is a great defensive coach, just had no talent in New Orleans. That was just as much a St. Louis victory as a Denver loss. Anyway, it was a great first week of football.

Well, I gotta be up early as hell tomorrow so I am out for now. I will try to have more stuff up during the week, too. Until then, stay up peeps. And I havent forgotten about the Chachi's! They will be up soon!

Live, Laugh and Love.