Keepin It Real!

What's up, n****as?! I'm JOKING. Morning peeps, how goes it? Pretty good on this end, just dog ass tired. Man, I am realizing that I only have like seven friends for real. Am I really that abrasive or are poeple just not cool enough for me. My mom thinks...well my parents can't stand me (And rightfully so. I remember when I got my parents arrested for caged ninja monkey fights I held in the garage. Ahhh, those were the days) but I figured I'd have at least, like ten friends by 25. Eh, guess I'm just too cool for friends. Thinking that keeps me from crying.

So the Council of Awesomeness will FINALLY meet this weeked to discuss the final wild card nominees and the Lifetime Achievement Awards of the Chachis. Oh, and Nolan officially passed the background check (which was a shocker because every other member failed it BIG TIME. I had no idea about Z's wheeling and dealings with the Burkina Faso Mafi) so I officially have...four members. Yeah, it's an exclusive club. So we will meet over punch and pie and have the final list up next week, the polls up by August 15th and the show before my birthday and I go to Vegas (if I don't come back I am telling the peeps in advance to avenge my death) in mid-September. I am trying to figure out if I want to record it and put it up on YouTube or not yet. That would kick ass, but would take FOREVER. Let me know what you think, peeps.

So I have a new favorite video. I'm not gonna lie to you, I always felt Ciara was a tad overrated. Until I saw her video for Get Up with Ugmillionare:

I swear, that man looks like the Geico Gecko. I shit you not. That is still a bad ass song and a pretty good video. Dammit, I am gonna have to by the Step Up soundtrack. It has this and the Sean Paul remix of Give It Up To Me (the only good song that fucker has ever made) so it will be well worth the purchase. Too bad the movie will suck worse than Honey. And Honey SUCKED IT HARD. I wish Jessica Alba sucked it hard. WHOOOOOAAA, my sexual innuendo is priceless.

Crap, I forgot to have the Douche of the Week! I will have that up later this week, I promise. Also, I forgot to do Master Chief Capitan Chachi Goes Hollywood this week! Damn, this weekedn sucked the goats nads. Or the donkey. Speaking of donkey, GO SEE CLERKS II! RIGHT NOW! Funniest movie of the year. I have two words for you: interspecies erotica. I have two more words for you: porch monkey. See it and you will understand. Funniest shit this year, and if it wasnt for the hotness of Johnny Depp (BISHIE HAWT!!) it would be the movie of the year, barely edging out Thank You For Smoking. Man, doing the year end Passion of Chachi Special is gonna be hella hard.

Well peeps, it's about that time. To work for my supper. I will be back soon, hopefully with the Douche of the Week and a rant at some point this week. Or not, I just got the Bennie K Japan-a rhythm live video (which I am going to order along with some other stuff from Yesasia on Frisay. Piracy rules, as long as its on the open seas) so you may actually not hear from me for a while. Because Yuki is looking HAWT and let's just say I will be needing some me time. Until my return, stay up peeps. Damn, Yuki is fucking HAWT. Get out, I need a minute!

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