Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking

Afternoon, peeps! If you havent heard by now, the CSP got hit up with a grade A (for AWESOME) blizzard today so I am stuck here until the winds die down and the cold goes the hell away. So, how has everyone been? The Chachi has been gone for a minute and I am back in effect!

First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.

Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....

PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!

It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....

20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)

NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)

Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)

So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)

I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)

So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)

Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)

UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)

First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!

Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!

On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.

It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!

Here is the best part:

"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"

"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."

Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.

Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.

Live, Laugh and Love.

And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!