Been a while! Over a damn month, I admit. Reason being is that I have a new job! Can I get a hells yeah?! Well, I will blog later on this week but here is the latest Countdown:
2PM holds on yet again. I will be back soon, peeps!
Chachi's BACK! Bitches.
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Christmas: The Celebration of Reindeer Slavery and Necromancy of Snowmen.
What is up, peeps?! It has been almost a month since my last post and that is because work is kicking my ass a bit and the fact that soju and I have gotten re-aquainted. You never judge me and that's why I love you so.
Well, it has been a while since I have posted the Countdown so let me give you the updated version:
Tae Yang is on top this week. I will have my 4th Chachi's Year End Extravaganza coming up on New Year's Eve on the blog and it will go all Christmas week on YouTube barring my account getting blocked.
So I havent ranted in a while but this is something that has be said and I am only going to say this once: I don't vare about Christmas. Stop asking, I am completely indifferent about it. If you are into then knock yourself out. But know that I could care less about Jesus's birth, reindeer, snowmen or that fat fuck Santa Claus. I don't mind the "holiday spirit" as long as it isnt bullshit and you understand that Jesus would have died of frostbite had he been born in a manger in December. And he was a Jew, so he was celebrating Channukah. Eight crazy nights is better than one birthday with "White Christmas" playing all damn day. Although I LOVE that song and play. Good times.
Anyway, happy holidays or whatever to you all and prepare also for the Year End Omnibus. Questions are accepted. Until then, stay up and get ready...Chachi is back.
CHACHI! (Say it like Gucci Mane says "Gucci!" and it makes sense.
Well, it has been a while since I have posted the Countdown so let me give you the updated version:
Tae Yang is on top this week. I will have my 4th Chachi's Year End Extravaganza coming up on New Year's Eve on the blog and it will go all Christmas week on YouTube barring my account getting blocked.
So I havent ranted in a while but this is something that has be said and I am only going to say this once: I don't vare about Christmas. Stop asking, I am completely indifferent about it. If you are into then knock yourself out. But know that I could care less about Jesus's birth, reindeer, snowmen or that fat fuck Santa Claus. I don't mind the "holiday spirit" as long as it isnt bullshit and you understand that Jesus would have died of frostbite had he been born in a manger in December. And he was a Jew, so he was celebrating Channukah. Eight crazy nights is better than one birthday with "White Christmas" playing all damn day. Although I LOVE that song and play. Good times.
Anyway, happy holidays or whatever to you all and prepare also for the Year End Omnibus. Questions are accepted. Until then, stay up and get ready...Chachi is back.
CHACHI! (Say it like Gucci Mane says "Gucci!" and it makes sense.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Another Year Passed, And We STILL Ain't Found Tupac!
What is up, people! Well, we have 364 days, 52 weeks and 51 Fridays for Chachi’s Top 20 Countdown. Now, we add them all up and find out after 24 number one videos and several others coming close…who had the biggest video of 2008? Well sit back, grab a drink and check out the 100 biggest videos of the year before you head out and drink yourself stupid! It is time for…
Chachi’s Top 100 Videos of the Year End Extravaganza Disco Dancing Party!
Long ass name I will admit. Let’s get this Countdown party started right!
100. James Morrison – You Give Me Something
We start with James Morrison, who made a pretty low-key debut when this song was featured in a commercial for the FX lineup. Well, this song is bleeping awesome and that is why it is on here. Oddly enough, he never really followed it up with anything which is lame because he grew on me after a while.
99. Jewelry – Everybody Shhh!!!
98. Inoue Joe - Closer
97. Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love
96. New Kids on the Block – Summertime
95. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De
94. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG
93. ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION – After Dark
92. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid
91. Aqua Timez – Velonica
90. Paramore - Decode
89. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER
88. Uhm Jung Hwa featuring TOP – D.I.S.C.O.
Okay, first off this song is fricking awesome. Second off, this video is fricking trippy. Third off I TOTALLY ALMOST PULLED THIS OFF AT KARAOKE LAST NIGHT! Sadly, I only know the hook which is English and easy Korean but still. This is one of those videos that flew under the radar until the end of the year for me and I am glad I saw it because it is great!
87. Big Bang - Lies
86. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight
85. T.I. – Whatever You Like
84. Chris Brown – With You
83. Big Bang – Number 1
82. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit!
81. Colbie Caillat – Realize
80. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember
79. Yuna Ito – Miss You
78. Rihanna – Take A Bow
77. Alicia Keys - Superwoman
76. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE
75. Aqua Timez - Niji
74. Seamo feat Ayuse Kozue - Honey
73. Game featuring Lil’ Wayne – My Life
72. Hearts Grow - Kasanaru Kage
71. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction
70. Tommy Heavenly6 – PAPER MOON
Wizard of Oz + hot Japanese lady rock singer = LOVE! First off, when I heard this as the opening to Soul Eater I was all over it (Especially after it followed TM REVOLUTION!). Combine that with a great video and you have the number 70 video. Not hard to do the math on that.
69. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair
68. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romantic
67. Chris Brown - Forever
66. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi
65. Southern All-Stars – I AM YOUR SINGER
64. Ne-Yo – Closer
63. RBD - Empezar Desde Cero
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP?! In what may be RBD’s last video, they really just did what they always do: LOOK DAMN HOT. Especially Anahi. She reminds me of a girl I once knew…she was special. VIVA LA REBELEDE!!!
62. Kumi Koda - Taboo
61. Rain – Love Story
60. YUI – I’ll Be
59. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
58. Bennie K feat SOFFet – Music Traveler
57. NLT – He Said, She Said
You know, NLT really disappointed me. After their first video, I never heard from them after that. However, I was all about this song because I was going through my Timbaland phase like I am going through my Runners phase now. That and boybands are awesome.
56. Lupe Fiasco – Hip Hop Saved My Life
55. Usher – Moving Mountains
54. The Roots feat. Chrisette Michelle & Wale – Rising Up 53. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands
52. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big!
51. DJ Khaled featuring Kanye West & T-Pain – Go Hard
50. T.I. featuring Alfamega & Busta Rhymes – Hurt
49. FLOW – WORLD END
48. Erykah Badu - Honey
47. Jazmine Sullivan – I Need You Bad
46. The Roots feat Dice Raw & Peedi Crack – Get Busy
45. UVERworld – ROOTS
44. Lupe Fiasco featuring Matt Santos – Superstar
Okay, this was actually one of my favorite videos of late 2007 because I am kind of a Lupe Fiasco stan. However, due to YouTube blocking the shit out of everything last year it was never officially on the Countdown. So this is a bit of a thanks to Lupe for changing hip hop a little for us.
43. John Legend – Show Me
42. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing
41. Lil Wayne featuring Static Major - Lollipop
40. YUI – Laugh Away
39. Ikimonogakari – Bluebird
38. Mihimaru GT - Diverge
37. BACK-ON – Sands of Time
36. YUI - NAMIDAIRO
35. NERD featuring Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix)
34. UVERworld - Koishikute
33. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happenin’
32. KELUN – SIXTEEN GIRL
31. RBD - Inalcanzable
30. Rain – Rainism
IT WAS THE YEAR OF RAIN! Bi made his comeback this year after laying kind of low in 2007 (Rain’s World Vol IV came out in 2006) in a big way! An album considered for Album of the Year and one of the most visually entertaining videos of the year! Rain isn’t coming…IT’S BACK!
29. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romantic
28. Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
27. YUI – SUMMER SONG
26. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (One Week at #1)
25. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (One Week at #1)
24. Game featuring Keyshia Cole – Game’s Pain (One Week at #1)
23. KELUN – CHU-BURA (One Week at #1)
22. May J. – Do Tha’, Do Tha’ (One Week at #1)
In a year of artists getting their first number one videos after being held back multiple times (Game, Paramore, Foxxi MisQ and Hearts Grow for starters), May J started the trend of redemption! Not only was this one of the hottest videos of 2008 (Not involving lolis I mean. Sun I am looking at you! Damn you, Wonder Girls!) but it was one of the best dancing sequences as well…not done by Rain of course. I MISS MY MAY J!
21. Wonder Girls – Nobody (One Week at #1)
20. T.I. – No Matter What (One Week at #1)
19. Kanye West featuring Chris Martin – Homecoming (One Week at #1)
18. John Legend featuring Andre 3000 – Green Light (One Week at #1)
17. NaNa – Movin On (Six Weeks at #1, One Week at #1 in 2008)
16. Duffy – Warrick Avenue
15. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT (Two Weeks at #1)
WHY GOD WHY?! First RBD broke up and to cap off the worst year ever, HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR are breaking up as well! Luckily, one of the videos they had as their swan song was a cover of the TM REVOLUTION CLASSIC! This video was number one before you could blink and for a final hurrah it was well worth it. I will miss you Hiroko!
14. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Two Weeks at #1)
13. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Two Weeks at #1)
12. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Two Weeks at #1)
11. Fonzworth Bentley featuring Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop) [Two Weeks at #1]
AND NOW WE ARE DOWN TO THE TEN BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2008!
10. Wonder Girls – So Hot (Two Weeks at #1)
We begin with the tenth biggest video of 2008! The Wonder Girls made their triumphant return to the K-Pop world and solidified my vendetta against Chris Hansen. This video is hilarious and yet surprisingly awesome at the same time. And yet I cannot shake the feeling every single time I watch this video, the party van comes a little closer to my house.
9. Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Three Weeks at #1)
At number nine we have the returning Usher! I had a threat-watch for Usher just as I did for Rain and Usher heeded my threat and came out with a kick ass video this year. Not only was the song great, he brought along hip hop’s biggest surprise in Young Jeezy which began HIS huge year as well. More from him later…
8. BoA – Eat You Up (Two Weeks at #1, Currently at #1)
BoA has returned! After only being released for about two months or so, BoA ranks in at number eight on 2088’s biggest videos! It is the current number one video and she has proven that she can dance and sing as well as her not as talented American counterparts. Oh, I so went there. This song is the ringtone, too!
7. Toshinobu Kobuta featuring Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Two Weeks at #1)
Kubota Toshinobu ft. MISIA-FLYING EASY LOVING CRAZY [PV]
Uploaded by Ashelia
The Legend finally gets his due! Toshinobu Kobuta was on the Countdown longer than any video in its three year history and even topped off that by taking the number one spot for two weeks this spring. It was well deserved for someone that has been laying it down for R&B in Japan for YEARS.
6. Hearts Grow – Sora (Three Weeks at #1)
When Hearts Grow breaks through, THEY BREAK THROUGH! After being held back from the top spot twice, the third time was the charm enough to put them at number six on the biggest videos of 2008, right outside of the Top Five! After a pretty lengthy journey, they not only took number one but took it for almost a month! Here is hoping for an album in 2009. We are down to FIVE!
5. Young Jeezy featuring Kanye West – Put On (Three Weeks at #1)
We begin the Top Five with one of the biggest suprises of 2008! Young Jeezy had been one of the mid-range rappers on the Countdown but this year he came out with a vengeance, pulling down the fifth biggest video of the year! This video was topical and hard at the same time. Let’s not forget he brought Kanye West along for the ride which always helps out. He put it on for the Countdown!
4. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Three Weeks at #1)
So we move up to number four and we have the fine, sexy ladies of YA-KYIM! They had arguably the biggest year of all the female artists with this video. It was catchy, had great dancing and did I mention that Yurie is damn fine? Because if I didn’t…she SO IT. I totally love her.
WE ARE DOWN TO THE THREE BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2008!
3. CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) featuring Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Four Weeks at #1)
Hard to believe that an obscure track on a Kanye West mixtape would be the third biggest video of 2008. Yet, when you have an outside of the box video such as this you have to take notice. The song is meaningful (Especially Pharrell who gains a new level of respect from me for this one) and the video is so different that you have to sit back and watch. Combine those factors and CRS takes the bronze!
2. T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life (Five Weeks at #1)
Okay, we are at the runner up spot and if it wasn’t for BoA, this video may have ended up being number one! However, since Eat You Up knocked it off, T.I. and Rihanna will have to take home the silver for 2008. T.I. actually had the biggest video of 2006 and after a slow 2007 he came back to have four videos in the Top 40! This was the crown jewel and tosses his hat in the ring for not only the King of the South, but the King of the Countdown! Well, with T.I. and Rihanna at number two, we KNOW WHO THE CHAMP IS!
1. Bennie K – Monochrome (Seven Weeks at #1)
The Queens are back! How fitting that one of the groups that made me fall in love with J-Pop have the biggest video of the year almost 10 years to the date I took to the whole Asian music scene? Well, if any video deserves it, it is Monochrome. It spent an ASTOUNDING seven weeks at number one this year and is hands down the biggest video on the Countdown for 2008, and maybe ever! Yuki and Cico are two of my faves and it will be interesting to see what 2009 brings!
That is all! Tune in Friday for the FIRST PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN of 2009! Bennie K took it this year but look out for BoA, Ikimonogakari, Aqua Timez and even more Kanye West and Game! 2009 is looking up!
Well, I want to thank everyone who visited the blog this year. Whether you cared about the Countdown or not, it is good to have you visit and take a look. Stay tuned for the 2008 Year In Review Omnibus which I will work on tomorrow (Once I sober up and all…) and have up this weekend. If you still have questions to ask, lay them on me before then. Thank you again to all of the fans out there and I will put in the work to keep you coming. Until next time, stay up peeps. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 100 Videos of the Year End Extravaganza Disco Dancing Party!
Long ass name I will admit. Let’s get this Countdown party started right!
100. James Morrison – You Give Me Something
We start with James Morrison, who made a pretty low-key debut when this song was featured in a commercial for the FX lineup. Well, this song is bleeping awesome and that is why it is on here. Oddly enough, he never really followed it up with anything which is lame because he grew on me after a while.
99. Jewelry – Everybody Shhh!!!
98. Inoue Joe - Closer
97. Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love
96. New Kids on the Block – Summertime
95. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De
94. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG
93. ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION – After Dark
92. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid
91. Aqua Timez – Velonica
90. Paramore - Decode
89. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER
88. Uhm Jung Hwa featuring TOP – D.I.S.C.O.
Okay, first off this song is fricking awesome. Second off, this video is fricking trippy. Third off I TOTALLY ALMOST PULLED THIS OFF AT KARAOKE LAST NIGHT! Sadly, I only know the hook which is English and easy Korean but still. This is one of those videos that flew under the radar until the end of the year for me and I am glad I saw it because it is great!
87. Big Bang - Lies
86. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight
85. T.I. – Whatever You Like
84. Chris Brown – With You
83. Big Bang – Number 1
82. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit!
81. Colbie Caillat – Realize
80. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember
79. Yuna Ito – Miss You
78. Rihanna – Take A Bow
77. Alicia Keys - Superwoman
76. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE
75. Aqua Timez - Niji
74. Seamo feat Ayuse Kozue - Honey
73. Game featuring Lil’ Wayne – My Life
72. Hearts Grow - Kasanaru Kage
71. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction
70. Tommy Heavenly6 – PAPER MOON
Wizard of Oz + hot Japanese lady rock singer = LOVE! First off, when I heard this as the opening to Soul Eater I was all over it (Especially after it followed TM REVOLUTION!). Combine that with a great video and you have the number 70 video. Not hard to do the math on that.
69. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair
68. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romantic
67. Chris Brown - Forever
66. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi
65. Southern All-Stars – I AM YOUR SINGER
64. Ne-Yo – Closer
63. RBD - Empezar Desde Cero
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP?! In what may be RBD’s last video, they really just did what they always do: LOOK DAMN HOT. Especially Anahi. She reminds me of a girl I once knew…she was special. VIVA LA REBELEDE!!!
62. Kumi Koda - Taboo
61. Rain – Love Story
60. YUI – I’ll Be
59. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
58. Bennie K feat SOFFet – Music Traveler
57. NLT – He Said, She Said
You know, NLT really disappointed me. After their first video, I never heard from them after that. However, I was all about this song because I was going through my Timbaland phase like I am going through my Runners phase now. That and boybands are awesome.
56. Lupe Fiasco – Hip Hop Saved My Life
55. Usher – Moving Mountains
54. The Roots feat. Chrisette Michelle & Wale – Rising Up 53. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands
52. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big!
51. DJ Khaled featuring Kanye West & T-Pain – Go Hard
50. T.I. featuring Alfamega & Busta Rhymes – Hurt
49. FLOW – WORLD END
48. Erykah Badu - Honey
47. Jazmine Sullivan – I Need You Bad
46. The Roots feat Dice Raw & Peedi Crack – Get Busy
45. UVERworld – ROOTS
44. Lupe Fiasco featuring Matt Santos – Superstar
Okay, this was actually one of my favorite videos of late 2007 because I am kind of a Lupe Fiasco stan. However, due to YouTube blocking the shit out of everything last year it was never officially on the Countdown. So this is a bit of a thanks to Lupe for changing hip hop a little for us.
43. John Legend – Show Me
42. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing
41. Lil Wayne featuring Static Major - Lollipop
40. YUI – Laugh Away
39. Ikimonogakari – Bluebird
38. Mihimaru GT - Diverge
37. BACK-ON – Sands of Time
36. YUI - NAMIDAIRO
35. NERD featuring Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix)
34. UVERworld - Koishikute
33. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happenin’
32. KELUN – SIXTEEN GIRL
31. RBD - Inalcanzable
30. Rain – Rainism
IT WAS THE YEAR OF RAIN! Bi made his comeback this year after laying kind of low in 2007 (Rain’s World Vol IV came out in 2006) in a big way! An album considered for Album of the Year and one of the most visually entertaining videos of the year! Rain isn’t coming…IT’S BACK!
29. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romantic
28. Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
27. YUI – SUMMER SONG
26. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (One Week at #1)
25. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (One Week at #1)
24. Game featuring Keyshia Cole – Game’s Pain (One Week at #1)
23. KELUN – CHU-BURA (One Week at #1)
22. May J. – Do Tha’, Do Tha’ (One Week at #1)
In a year of artists getting their first number one videos after being held back multiple times (Game, Paramore, Foxxi MisQ and Hearts Grow for starters), May J started the trend of redemption! Not only was this one of the hottest videos of 2008 (Not involving lolis I mean. Sun I am looking at you! Damn you, Wonder Girls!) but it was one of the best dancing sequences as well…not done by Rain of course. I MISS MY MAY J!
21. Wonder Girls – Nobody (One Week at #1)
20. T.I. – No Matter What (One Week at #1)
19. Kanye West featuring Chris Martin – Homecoming (One Week at #1)
18. John Legend featuring Andre 3000 – Green Light (One Week at #1)
17. NaNa – Movin On (Six Weeks at #1, One Week at #1 in 2008)
16. Duffy – Warrick Avenue
15. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT (Two Weeks at #1)
WHY GOD WHY?! First RBD broke up and to cap off the worst year ever, HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR are breaking up as well! Luckily, one of the videos they had as their swan song was a cover of the TM REVOLUTION CLASSIC! This video was number one before you could blink and for a final hurrah it was well worth it. I will miss you Hiroko!
14. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Two Weeks at #1)
13. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Two Weeks at #1)
12. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Two Weeks at #1)
11. Fonzworth Bentley featuring Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop) [Two Weeks at #1]
AND NOW WE ARE DOWN TO THE TEN BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2008!
10. Wonder Girls – So Hot (Two Weeks at #1)
We begin with the tenth biggest video of 2008! The Wonder Girls made their triumphant return to the K-Pop world and solidified my vendetta against Chris Hansen. This video is hilarious and yet surprisingly awesome at the same time. And yet I cannot shake the feeling every single time I watch this video, the party van comes a little closer to my house.
9. Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Three Weeks at #1)
At number nine we have the returning Usher! I had a threat-watch for Usher just as I did for Rain and Usher heeded my threat and came out with a kick ass video this year. Not only was the song great, he brought along hip hop’s biggest surprise in Young Jeezy which began HIS huge year as well. More from him later…
8. BoA – Eat You Up (Two Weeks at #1, Currently at #1)
BoA has returned! After only being released for about two months or so, BoA ranks in at number eight on 2088’s biggest videos! It is the current number one video and she has proven that she can dance and sing as well as her not as talented American counterparts. Oh, I so went there. This song is the ringtone, too!
7. Toshinobu Kobuta featuring Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Two Weeks at #1)
Kubota Toshinobu ft. MISIA-FLYING EASY LOVING CRAZY [PV]
Uploaded by Ashelia
The Legend finally gets his due! Toshinobu Kobuta was on the Countdown longer than any video in its three year history and even topped off that by taking the number one spot for two weeks this spring. It was well deserved for someone that has been laying it down for R&B in Japan for YEARS.
6. Hearts Grow – Sora (Three Weeks at #1)
When Hearts Grow breaks through, THEY BREAK THROUGH! After being held back from the top spot twice, the third time was the charm enough to put them at number six on the biggest videos of 2008, right outside of the Top Five! After a pretty lengthy journey, they not only took number one but took it for almost a month! Here is hoping for an album in 2009. We are down to FIVE!
5. Young Jeezy featuring Kanye West – Put On (Three Weeks at #1)
We begin the Top Five with one of the biggest suprises of 2008! Young Jeezy had been one of the mid-range rappers on the Countdown but this year he came out with a vengeance, pulling down the fifth biggest video of the year! This video was topical and hard at the same time. Let’s not forget he brought Kanye West along for the ride which always helps out. He put it on for the Countdown!
4. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Three Weeks at #1)
So we move up to number four and we have the fine, sexy ladies of YA-KYIM! They had arguably the biggest year of all the female artists with this video. It was catchy, had great dancing and did I mention that Yurie is damn fine? Because if I didn’t…she SO IT. I totally love her.
WE ARE DOWN TO THE THREE BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2008!
3. CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) featuring Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Four Weeks at #1)
Hard to believe that an obscure track on a Kanye West mixtape would be the third biggest video of 2008. Yet, when you have an outside of the box video such as this you have to take notice. The song is meaningful (Especially Pharrell who gains a new level of respect from me for this one) and the video is so different that you have to sit back and watch. Combine those factors and CRS takes the bronze!
2. T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life (Five Weeks at #1)
Okay, we are at the runner up spot and if it wasn’t for BoA, this video may have ended up being number one! However, since Eat You Up knocked it off, T.I. and Rihanna will have to take home the silver for 2008. T.I. actually had the biggest video of 2006 and after a slow 2007 he came back to have four videos in the Top 40! This was the crown jewel and tosses his hat in the ring for not only the King of the South, but the King of the Countdown! Well, with T.I. and Rihanna at number two, we KNOW WHO THE CHAMP IS!
1. Bennie K – Monochrome (Seven Weeks at #1)
The Queens are back! How fitting that one of the groups that made me fall in love with J-Pop have the biggest video of the year almost 10 years to the date I took to the whole Asian music scene? Well, if any video deserves it, it is Monochrome. It spent an ASTOUNDING seven weeks at number one this year and is hands down the biggest video on the Countdown for 2008, and maybe ever! Yuki and Cico are two of my faves and it will be interesting to see what 2009 brings!
That is all! Tune in Friday for the FIRST PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN of 2009! Bennie K took it this year but look out for BoA, Ikimonogakari, Aqua Timez and even more Kanye West and Game! 2009 is looking up!
Well, I want to thank everyone who visited the blog this year. Whether you cared about the Countdown or not, it is good to have you visit and take a look. Stay tuned for the 2008 Year In Review Omnibus which I will work on tomorrow (Once I sober up and all…) and have up this weekend. If you still have questions to ask, lay them on me before then. Thank you again to all of the fans out there and I will put in the work to keep you coming. Until next time, stay up peeps. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chachi Out
Friday, January 26, 2007
I Haven't Bitchslapped Someone Since Tuscon...
Hells yeah, peeps! It’s Friday and you know what that means! SLUMBER PARTAY! I will bring chips that are guaranteed to be…extreme! Oh and the Chachi Video Top 20 Countdown is today. But first, here is a new installment of…
BUBBLING UNDER!!
Okay…I have some explaining to do with the first video.
Gwen Stefani feat. Akon – Sweet Escape
Okay, lets do some math. I can’t stand Gwen Stefani. Akon makes me want to murder puppies. So put them together and it should throw me into a rage the likes man has never seen, right? Oddly enough it doesn’t. I actually like this song and dig the whole Harajuku Girls thing. The gothic maid look kind of does it for me. Next we have a video from a band that has been quiet for a while.
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR - Tadoritsuku Basho
I will be the first to admit that I wasn’t the biggest HandMC fan until I heard Pride for Gundam Seed 90210 (I’m sure it exists, there are a lot of that show out there) and it changed my life. Maki’s voice has always reminded me of Amy Lee, and we know how much I love her. This video isn’t the standard HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR video but I digs it none the less.
And now, time for the CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN!!
20. TERIYAKI BOYZ feat Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. (New Entry)
Okay, I just saw this video after hearing about it for a few weeks. After watching it, the song is SO DEFINITLY on the Countdown. Despite all his fucking stupidity, I still dig Kanye. The Teriyaki Boyz, despite how offensive the name is, still kick ass too. Combine that with the YouTube spoof video (hell, all the videos on YouTube look like this) and it makes it on this week. The song aint to shabby either.
19. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 16)
Well, J-Tim tried his best to take the top spot and now he is on his way out. It’s a shame, this video was my jam for a minute. News alert: J-Tim just poo-poo’ed an N*SYNC reunion. Well, that breaks my heart. At least BBMak is still together.
18. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (New Entry)
YES! Yeah, you knew this would make it on here soon. THE REAL WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL makes his debut on the Countdown this week! Yeah, this was the only reason I watched that shitty show after the Clay/Ruben fiasco. However I knew he wouldn’t win because America doesn’t wanna RAWK! And fuck Carrie Underwood. That is all.
17. Rain (Bi) – In My Bed (Last Week #20)
Yeah, Bi makes his move up the Countdown this week. I’m telling you; funky fresh dance moves is what I need. That will complete the package. Oh, and an update: no Man Up video yet. The clock is ticking, man.
16. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #14, #1 for four weeks)
The group may have dominated the Chachi’s but they have totally pissed me off with no album this month. It was one of the few things I was looking forward to and its not here. And yes I know I am LAME if this is what I was looking forward to so kiss my ass. I like The ‘World.
15. Evanescence – Lithium (Last Week #17)
So I finally got this video on my hard drive so I can watch it whenever I want. Which is all the time! Yeah, did I mention that I digs the Amy Lee? She’s nice. I like her. I like sex. You do the math.
14. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #11)
So The Game falls three more spots this week. It is about time for a new video from the West Coast posterboy. I saw his live show on MTV Jams and it actually wasn’t bad. I mean aside from Outkast most hip hop live shows are lacking but his was okay. I would have preferred a live band but what can I do?
13. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (Last Week #12)
Nas falls back a spot this week. More because everything above this I REALLY like rather than this video being bad. Even still, it is time for some new Nas.
12. Koda Kumi – Twinkle (Last Week #13)
So um…Kumi Koda has the AIDS. She has to. After hearing the ‘whore anthem’ that is Cherry Girl I don’t know what to do with her. Yet…I would still hit that. And I like this video, mainly because she doesn’t assault a defenseless bottle.
11. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #9, #1 for one week)
Well, Bennie K is out of the Top 10. On a high note I found a live performance of ‘Dreamland’ and I must say they were looking quite the fine. Cico has a tomboyish charm that makes me happy. IN MY PANTS!! I’m just kidding, she’s good people.
10. Halcali – Look (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yaaaaay! The ladies of Halcali move up FIVE SPOTS to crack the Top 10 for the first time in almost a year! Yeah, I listen to this song while I am driving around with they windows down. And I only have five friends. It all adds up. I don’t care, this video RULES. They have grown up…I’m so proud…strong Chachi…wont cry….
9. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #7, #1 for two weeks)
So I FINALLY found his House of Blues live recording! Ordinary People live must kick more ass than I can possible comprehend. Too bad he doesn’t have a new video yet.
8. T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry, & B.G. – Top Back (Remix) [Last Week #10]
T.I. inches his way back toward the top. I have the Grand Hustle Mixtape (the album the remix is on, since it aint on King) and it leaves a lot to be desired. All I know is that Big Kuntry is below average. However, he is still better than Tony ‘The Retard’ Yayo so Grand Hustle is above G-Unit.
7. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #5)
NOOOOOOO! Where in the hell is Wanna Play?! Gimme some of that Dulce Maria NOW! NOW I TELLS YOU OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!! MI CORAZON ES EN FUEGO!!! FUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
6. Omarion – Ice Box (Last Week #8)
So Omarion inches closer to the Top Five with no Man Up video in sight. Dammit you have one month before I begin to get pissed off. You have been warned.
5. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #6)
May J is SLOOOOOOOOOWLY making her way up, finally cracking the Top 5. Kind of sad she only had one nomination for the Chachi’s (Best New Artist, which she lost to Yui) but she will have more next year, especially if her album rocks the box.
4. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 2)
WHAT?! Bi couldn’t take the Number One spot? If Bi couldn’t who could?! Aside from John Legend he has been the only other contender for King of the Countdown! He has a snappy ballad to follow this up (which is the standard, see Freeway/Move On) but if Bi couldn’t take the throne with I’m Coming….wow. Now, for the shocker…
3. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
WHAT AGAIN?! Nelly’s reign at number one has been ended! After a steady rise and keeping John Legend and Bi at bay Nelly Furtado falls two spots from the top to number three. She has a new single in the UK (All Good Things Come To An End came out a while back) and the video may be on here still. Even still, hell of a run. So who is the NEW NUMBER ONE? Only two left…
2. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #3)
The Snowman Cometh! Young Jeezy moves up one more spot this week to number two, just short of the top spot. He doesn’t work my nerves like previous (Anyone remember how Soul Survivor with Akon was everywhere? I hated that fucking song) and that is always good. Who kept Young Jeezy from getting to the top? Well, it may be a little bit of a surprise…
1. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
After a LOOOOOOONG trek through the ranks Yui finally captures the throne! From what I know of it is still the opening theme of Bleach and I CANNOT WAIT for her album. I mean seriously, this could be as big than Mr. Big’s album. Maybe even BIGGER. Until then, Rolling Star takes Number One Spot this week!
That is all for this Friday peeps! Tune in next Friday to see if Yui can hold on for a second week! Or if Young Jeezy can go from the trap house to the penthouse! Look it up. Hell, can Nelly take back what is hers? Be back in seven to find out!
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
BUBBLING UNDER!!
Okay…I have some explaining to do with the first video.
Gwen Stefani feat. Akon – Sweet Escape
Okay, lets do some math. I can’t stand Gwen Stefani. Akon makes me want to murder puppies. So put them together and it should throw me into a rage the likes man has never seen, right? Oddly enough it doesn’t. I actually like this song and dig the whole Harajuku Girls thing. The gothic maid look kind of does it for me. Next we have a video from a band that has been quiet for a while.
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR - Tadoritsuku Basho
I will be the first to admit that I wasn’t the biggest HandMC fan until I heard Pride for Gundam Seed 90210 (I’m sure it exists, there are a lot of that show out there) and it changed my life. Maki’s voice has always reminded me of Amy Lee, and we know how much I love her. This video isn’t the standard HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR video but I digs it none the less.
And now, time for the CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN!!
20. TERIYAKI BOYZ feat Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. (New Entry)
Okay, I just saw this video after hearing about it for a few weeks. After watching it, the song is SO DEFINITLY on the Countdown. Despite all his fucking stupidity, I still dig Kanye. The Teriyaki Boyz, despite how offensive the name is, still kick ass too. Combine that with the YouTube spoof video (hell, all the videos on YouTube look like this) and it makes it on this week. The song aint to shabby either.
19. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 16)
Well, J-Tim tried his best to take the top spot and now he is on his way out. It’s a shame, this video was my jam for a minute. News alert: J-Tim just poo-poo’ed an N*SYNC reunion. Well, that breaks my heart. At least BBMak is still together.
18. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (New Entry)
YES! Yeah, you knew this would make it on here soon. THE REAL WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL makes his debut on the Countdown this week! Yeah, this was the only reason I watched that shitty show after the Clay/Ruben fiasco. However I knew he wouldn’t win because America doesn’t wanna RAWK! And fuck Carrie Underwood. That is all.
17. Rain (Bi) – In My Bed (Last Week #20)
Yeah, Bi makes his move up the Countdown this week. I’m telling you; funky fresh dance moves is what I need. That will complete the package. Oh, and an update: no Man Up video yet. The clock is ticking, man.
16. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #14, #1 for four weeks)
The group may have dominated the Chachi’s but they have totally pissed me off with no album this month. It was one of the few things I was looking forward to and its not here. And yes I know I am LAME if this is what I was looking forward to so kiss my ass. I like The ‘World.
15. Evanescence – Lithium (Last Week #17)
So I finally got this video on my hard drive so I can watch it whenever I want. Which is all the time! Yeah, did I mention that I digs the Amy Lee? She’s nice. I like her. I like sex. You do the math.
14. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #11)
So The Game falls three more spots this week. It is about time for a new video from the West Coast posterboy. I saw his live show on MTV Jams and it actually wasn’t bad. I mean aside from Outkast most hip hop live shows are lacking but his was okay. I would have preferred a live band but what can I do?
13. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (Last Week #12)
Nas falls back a spot this week. More because everything above this I REALLY like rather than this video being bad. Even still, it is time for some new Nas.
12. Koda Kumi – Twinkle (Last Week #13)
So um…Kumi Koda has the AIDS. She has to. After hearing the ‘whore anthem’ that is Cherry Girl I don’t know what to do with her. Yet…I would still hit that. And I like this video, mainly because she doesn’t assault a defenseless bottle.
11. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #9, #1 for one week)
Well, Bennie K is out of the Top 10. On a high note I found a live performance of ‘Dreamland’ and I must say they were looking quite the fine. Cico has a tomboyish charm that makes me happy. IN MY PANTS!! I’m just kidding, she’s good people.
10. Halcali – Look (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yaaaaay! The ladies of Halcali move up FIVE SPOTS to crack the Top 10 for the first time in almost a year! Yeah, I listen to this song while I am driving around with they windows down. And I only have five friends. It all adds up. I don’t care, this video RULES. They have grown up…I’m so proud…strong Chachi…wont cry….
9. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #7, #1 for two weeks)
So I FINALLY found his House of Blues live recording! Ordinary People live must kick more ass than I can possible comprehend. Too bad he doesn’t have a new video yet.
8. T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry, & B.G. – Top Back (Remix) [Last Week #10]
T.I. inches his way back toward the top. I have the Grand Hustle Mixtape (the album the remix is on, since it aint on King) and it leaves a lot to be desired. All I know is that Big Kuntry is below average. However, he is still better than Tony ‘The Retard’ Yayo so Grand Hustle is above G-Unit.
7. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #5)
NOOOOOOO! Where in the hell is Wanna Play?! Gimme some of that Dulce Maria NOW! NOW I TELLS YOU OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!! MI CORAZON ES EN FUEGO!!! FUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
6. Omarion – Ice Box (Last Week #8)
So Omarion inches closer to the Top Five with no Man Up video in sight. Dammit you have one month before I begin to get pissed off. You have been warned.
5. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #6)
May J is SLOOOOOOOOOWLY making her way up, finally cracking the Top 5. Kind of sad she only had one nomination for the Chachi’s (Best New Artist, which she lost to Yui) but she will have more next year, especially if her album rocks the box.
4. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 2)
WHAT?! Bi couldn’t take the Number One spot? If Bi couldn’t who could?! Aside from John Legend he has been the only other contender for King of the Countdown! He has a snappy ballad to follow this up (which is the standard, see Freeway/Move On) but if Bi couldn’t take the throne with I’m Coming….wow. Now, for the shocker…
3. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
WHAT AGAIN?! Nelly’s reign at number one has been ended! After a steady rise and keeping John Legend and Bi at bay Nelly Furtado falls two spots from the top to number three. She has a new single in the UK (All Good Things Come To An End came out a while back) and the video may be on here still. Even still, hell of a run. So who is the NEW NUMBER ONE? Only two left…
2. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #3)
The Snowman Cometh! Young Jeezy moves up one more spot this week to number two, just short of the top spot. He doesn’t work my nerves like previous (Anyone remember how Soul Survivor with Akon was everywhere? I hated that fucking song) and that is always good. Who kept Young Jeezy from getting to the top? Well, it may be a little bit of a surprise…
1. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
After a LOOOOOOONG trek through the ranks Yui finally captures the throne! From what I know of it is still the opening theme of Bleach and I CANNOT WAIT for her album. I mean seriously, this could be as big than Mr. Big’s album. Maybe even BIGGER. Until then, Rolling Star takes Number One Spot this week!
That is all for this Friday peeps! Tune in next Friday to see if Yui can hold on for a second week! Or if Young Jeezy can go from the trap house to the penthouse! Look it up. Hell, can Nelly take back what is hers? Be back in seven to find out!
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking
Afternoon, peeps! If you havent heard by now, the CSP got hit up with a grade A (for AWESOME) blizzard today so I am stuck here until the winds die down and the cold goes the hell away. So, how has everyone been? The Chachi has been gone for a minute and I am back in effect!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
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