Evening, peeps! To all five of my readers, what the hell is up?! Can I get a 'laffy taffy'? I sure as hell better not lest I whip your ass. I STILL hate that fucking song. Anyway, I must say that today was rather 'bleh' until I saw this link on the Superficial (which BTW is a kick ass site). What can I say to Katie after reading this? To quite the characters on Drawn Together:
AH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Katie, it's about damn time you saw the light. It isn't all that bad, at least you are carrying The Dawson's baby and not Tom's. Hang your hat on that, you didnt even have to have sex with the nutcase Smurf and you STILL get some money out of the deal. See, sometimes life can be poetry.
Aw, crap. Both Lost AND American Idol are on. And it's their season finales! Do I give a shit? Nope, time to watch the NBA. Crap, it's Steve Nash. Sigh, guess it's time to watch Grandma's Boy again. You know, it may just be me but I really want to see Ryan Seacrest mauled by bears. Much like terrorists, bears never go after the REAL enemy. I'm sure that people would be cool with grizzly bears if they went and ate the intrails of the cast of Party of Five rather than children. Okay, maybe that is a reach but...
What in the fuck are they doing to Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me?!
You know, if I killed those freaks right now, no one would convict me. THEY ARE BUTCHERING A CLASSIC FOR RATINGS! Holy shit, is that Clay Aiken? Wow, is it just me or does he look GAYER than usual. Nothing against homosexuals, but the new derogatory phrase for 'gay' is now officially 'Aiken' because he is just gayer than Gayzor Mountains with a gay pride parade watching The View on Barbara Striesands' birthday. I mean GOD DAMMIT.
So Al Gore is so serial about global warming. You know the Manbearpig episode of South Park (after watching it again) is one of the funniest of the last two seasons because I think Al is at Tom Cruise/Mel Gibson/Mariah Carey levels of crazy. I mean that nigga is CRAY-ZAY. And of course you want to talk about global warming with MT-fucking-V. Isn't this the same network that pimps rides? Have you ever seen them pimp a hybrid? Hells no! Hypocracy to its fullest, that is MTV.
Speaking of videos or lack thereof seeing as how MTV doesnt do that anymore, where am I supposed to hear about Pearl Jam albums? I never hear them on the radio or see ads in record stores. Seeing as how I haven't LIKED a Pearl Jam song in a while I guess I shouldn't complain. The reason I haven't liked a Pearl Jam song in awhile is because I havent HEARD a Pearl Jam song in a coon's age. Just bitching about thatl. Someone give me a heads up on how this (and oh, their last FOUR albums) sounds if you could.
So X-Men 3 is looking a LOT better now. I'm not sure on how it is gonna be, but it won't be Elektra or Daredevil bad. I was fearing the worst but it looks like everything will be coming up Milhouse this Memorial Day weekend on the movie front. Just waiting now for Pirates and Superman. Then I can die happy.
Pablo Francisco. Nuff' Said:
