Top of the Pops!

Morning peeps! A mid-day update?! Keep your fool mouths shut, dammit! I am giving you guys something special. I said I was gonna do this a while ago, so here it is. The first ever...

CHACHI'S VIDEO TOP 20 COUNTDOWN OF MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK...TO ME!

Yes, long but to the point. With this being the first of a (hopefully) weekly chart I hope to update this and have new videos up for you each Friday. Problem is that I dont watch MTV or BET for the most part so I kind of go off of the songs I like and hope a video cooresponds with the track on Youtube or somewhere else. I will also be willing to take votes a la TRL, but I SO did not steal the idea! It is from the makers of Findepenence Day and Fargate! That being said, let's begin the show at # 20!


20. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most
Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. As Nolan pointed out this weekend they are from Ohi, which is less COUNTRY as much as it is IMBRED. Yeah, I went there, fuck Ohio. Apologize for the 2004 election and I will call it even. Even still, I like this song.

19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man
YES! This song was on the blog yesterday and it rules. Like I said, if the Beach Boys were Japanese and didnt suck wang, this would be the kind of music they would make.

18. M-Flo f/ Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei - Summer Time Love
This song was my jam this summer, I didnt care who looked at me funny. Great stuff, but wearing kind of old now that M-Flo has a new song out. The video is pretty kick ass, I had it up a few days ago.

17. The Game - One Blood (It's Okay)
Fuck yeah. The thug in me wont let me not like this song. You know, if the rest of his album is like this, I will have to say sophmore slump my ass. Great song, bleh video. Evens out though.

16. Orange Range - UnRockstar
Just saw this bad boy a few weeks ago and I kind of like it. The video is awesome but the song is...average. No where near Champione or even Asterisk. Still, sweet video.

15. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober
Mmmm, Amy Lee. Go to hell, Amy Lee is DAMN FINE. And this song rawks the bawx.

14. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up
This song was on repeat for about a month. Too bad the movie sucked. Also, all females that dance (this goes to you to BoA): watch this video to figure out how to WORK IT OUT. Jesus Christ this girl can MOVE.

13. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
As my infatuation with Bleach has dropped off a tad, this song had beugn to grow on me. After looking up there other work, I was throughally suprised on how much these guys kick the ass. Great video, too.

12. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai
Yuki + Cico + Video = Filling the cup and on this countdown. Nuff said.

11. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies
Yeah, sue me. I liked high school drama and theater performances.
10. Orange Range - Champione
I still dig this song, although I played it out myself for the most part.

9. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Alright, I like the Dixie Chicks solely for the fact they piss off middle America. And I HATE MIDDLE AMERICA. Fuck Kansas, the band sux and so does the state! Although 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is teh mad notes.

8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown
Catchy song, but everyone plays it. I heard it in a Tampax commercial yesterday. That and there are other songs on the album that are better. Still a catchy ditty.
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
Okay, I have a love/hate with this song. The first time I heard it, the song was awesome. Now, it is everywhere and eveyone loves is. Cee-Lo kicks ass, Danger Mouse kicks ass. Together they kick ass. And the avant garde video kicks ass, too.

6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway
I love this song. Yes, I know the video is a rip-off of 'Rock Your Body' but still the song has merit by itself. Almost makes me want to learn Korean. ALMOST.

5. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
It's JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He is fucking HAWT. And this song is fucking HAWT. Just hawtness all the way around.

4. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean
Now normally I hate songs about dances (Lean Back, Side 2 Side, Da Dip, etc.) but this song has struck a chord with me. That and the ATL is on TOP, FOO...L!

3. Kumi Koda - Juicy
Yeah, I had reservations about this one. Mainly because Kumi Koda is performing with (or as Nolan called it molesting) a bottle. On the other hand, KUMI KODA IS MOLESTING A BOTTLE!! You can't beat that no matter how you slice it.

2. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas
Now THIS song is bad ass. Sleepy Brown is pretty good once you get past the Curtis Mayfield ripoff factor. And this beat is straight banging. Pharrell did a great job with this one. And every Friday before sake you know I am jammin' to this in my cube.

1. UVERworld - Shamrock
Could it be anyone else BUT UVERworld? They are only my favorite group of all time. This song is also for a j-dodrama (?) that I watched yesterday and it was unsubtitled. So yeah, much like Rebelde I had to make up my own plot. The ninjas battle the pandas next week. Even still, it is a bad ass song.

And THAT is a sweet countdown. I will try to have this updated every Saturday morning or Friday nigh, depending what goes on after work. I hope you enjoyed the first Chachi's Top 20 Countdown! Can UVERworld hold Sleepy Brown off from the top spot? Or will Ms. Koda shake and gyrate herself to #1? Stay tuned, peeps!

Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.

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