Morning, peeps! First off, I want to say I was dead wrong about my prediction. Seriously, exactly 4 hours after I made that claim, Katie popped out a bouncing
baby girl. Which makes Tom Cruise the happiest step-pappy in America. It's been a good year for Tom. First, he was the runaway winner in Douchebrawl 2006 and earned the right to have Douchebrawl 2007 named after him. Now he had the second coming of Xemu and he couldn't be any prouder. Congrats, Tom! Now I'm sure you are shocked by how I have responded to this. After about nine moths of ripping Tom and Katie (mainly Tom), you figured I would be a lot meaner? Well, what can I say. I am a sucker for a baby.
Damn it, Zach. I spent a good 15 months ignoring Paris Hilton's whorish existence (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!) and then you had to bring her up yesterday. Then I heard she was creating a
CELL PHONE GAME. Combine that with the album (which she has been threatening the public with for about as long as Bin Laden has been threatening a second 9/11) and the cartoon and ignoring that bitch just became harder. Anyone know the predator of a grasshopper?
Hells yeah, 45 more minutes until I get M-Flo Live at Budokan, fools! Shaping up to be a pretty kick ass day. Speaking of kick ass, the new Tomb Raider is not too shabby. Check this out: