Don't Call It A Comback! I've Been Here For...16 Months or So...

Yeah, Chachi is back. Deuce is here to stay, but this is Chachi's fucking show and he likes rainbows and snapdragons and little kittens playing with babies. Wait...nah I think that works. Any-fucking-way, it is yet another Friday and you know what time it be. It be’s time for the…

Top 20 Video Countdown!

Got some debuts and few suprises for this kick ass Friday, let’s get this party started with some hip hop, shall we!

20. Game feat. Kanye West – Wouldn’t Get Far (Last Week #17)
We begin this week with a video on its way out of the Top 20. The Game has been one of the few successful hip hop acts on the Countdown with three Top Five videos but he has yet to capture that #1 spot. Here is to hoping for something new soon! Oh, and to end that ridiculous crap with Fiddy. I hate that silverback bastard.
19. Abingdon Boys School – Howling (New Entry)

FUCK YES! Now THIS is how you make a video! Little known fact: every time I hear this song…I fill the cup a little. It is that damn bad ass. I have been waiting for a new video since ‘Innocent Sorrow’ and this is an awesome follow-up.
18. Fall Out Boy – Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Last Week #20)
*Sigh* Yes I like Fall Out Boy now. This song is catchy as hell and actually makes some sort of sense. Unlike their first album. My GOD was that thing annoying. I’m not a fan of chimps in videos (kind of got played out in the 80’s) but still, good watching right here.
17. Bennie K – 1001 Nights (Last Week #14)
So I finally got a copy of the live Bennie K ‘Japan-a-rhythm’ show and all I can say is Yuki is so damn fine. Along with Kumi Koda, she was the original that got me into my love of the beauty that is Japanese women. Koreans ladies kind of look alike (tell me BoA wont look like Hyori Lee when she is 30 with a straight face) but you can tell the difference between Kumi and Yuki. I cannot WAIT for the album!
16. M-Flo feat. Crystal Kay – Love Don’t Cry (Last Week #16)

With both of these artists having new videos, their team up stays at #16 this week. M-Flo has had a fantastic year (four videos in the Top 20) while it is nice to see Crystal Kay back (haven’t seen her since Kirikuni). Oh, and Crystal Kay you are a saucy woman. I’m just saying….I’m single. You’re single. Let’s do this.
15. Yui – My Generation (Last Week #18)
Once again, Yui slowly makes her way up the Top 20. She has ANOTHER video out but it is a ballad and I aint about that no more. No more sad songs for me. Besides, this video is pretty cool and the song is pretty good once you get some listens under your belt. It’s no ‘Rolling Star’ but like Zach said, few songs are.
14. Namie Amuro – Funky Town (Last Week #13)
No! Namie falls a spot this week with this video. I guess it’s just not funky enough for me. It is really hard to follow up ‘Baby, Don’t Cry’. I mean, UVERworld followed up ‘Chance!’ with SHAMROCK and Nelly Furtado followed up ‘Man-eater’ with ‘Say It Right’ but those are few and far between. I still love you, Namie!
13. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (Last Week #12, two weeks at #1)
American Idol update! Fuck you, America. Blake needs to go home. Now. I am through playing around, I do NOT want to have to mail that fucker a mountain lion. I am saving that for Nick Cannon. I am saying this right now. If Blake wins American Idol, I am going to have to go to whatever hell hole he lives in and kidnap a pet or loved one until he forfeits. This is bullshit. He isn’t better than Phil, LaKisha or even Chris. And you KNOW how much I didn’t like THAT fucktard. GOD DAMN IT I AM THROUGH PLAYING AROUND OVER HERE!
12. Orange Range – Ika Summer (Last Week #15)

Ah, something to calm me down. Actually, this song makes me hyper as all hell. I love this song and the video has finally grown on me. Orange Range is kind of an acquired taste (they are all over the place musically) but I’m all over the place so I guess that’s why I like them. My god, I want to see a live show of these guys.
11. K-OS – Sunday Morning (Last Week #9)
After a brief stint in the Top 10, K-OS falls outside and down to #11. It was a good run for his first time out and not being all over the place like so artists. Even still, a bad ass video.
10. Rascal Flats – Stand (Last Week #11)
Well, we have a country video in the Top 10. I mean they have been here before, but even still it is an oddity seeing as the only country I can tolerate is The Wreckers, mainly because of that fine ass Michelle Branch. I likes her. I’m telling you, the way to taming my jaded and angry heart is acoustic guitar.
9. Three Days Grace – Never Too Late (Last Week #7)

After a slow rise to the Top Five, TDG is making a slow decline down the Countdown and is on the verge of falling out of the Top 10. It is about time for something new from these guys.
8. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder (Last Week #10)
Duran Duran lives! Adam Levine is SOOOO dreamy! Almost as dreamy as Simon Le Bon. ALMOST. Anyone know when the Maroon 5 album is coming out, by the way? I needs me a copy.
7. Kumi Koda – Get Up & Move! (Last Week #8)
So my lady love moves up another spot this week. She also has a new single coming out in June (Which means I will be coming out in June. To get the CD, a-holes!) and I cannot wait. Here is a hope that it is a sequel to ‘Juicy’. My god…just thinking about it makes me want to be a bottle in my next life. Nah, I’m good.
6. John Legend – PDA (We Just Don’t Care) (Last Week #5, four weeks at #1)
For the first time in two months, John Legend falls out of the Top 5. This song is still good, but since I am angry at life now no love songs for me. I keeps it angry and bitter! Well, we are into the Top 5!
5. UVERworld – Zero no Kotae (Last Week #3)
UVERworld falls two spots this week, but I have huge news. UVERWORLD HAS A NEW VIDEO AND SINGLE! ‘Endscape’ should be on a music video channel (that we can’t SEE thank you very much FuckCast Cable!) near you soon! It is VERY kick ass and I cannot wait! Until then, Zero no Kotae falls out of the Top 3.
4. Yuna Ito – I’m Here (Last Week #6)
Just short of the Top Three sits my new lady love, up two spots this week to #4. I am still trying to find more episodes of Unfair (the movie/show this song is from) but the first episode was BAD ASS. Oh, and Yuna Ito is quite the fine. I mean REALLY quite the fine. We are into the Top Three videos in the Galaxy, minus Neptune.
3. Yui – CHE.R.RY (Last Week #2, one week at #1)

Yui holds on this week, slipping only one spot to #3. I like this video still (and Yui is my baby boo, and you will refer to her as such) but this song…screw it. I aint saying shit, just know that it’s the same reason I had a vendetta against Bi a few months ago. IT’S ABOUT A WOMAN ALRIGHT, YOU HAPPY NOW?!
2. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (Last Week #4)

Wow….never thought I would see THIS day. Avril Lavigne is one step away from the coveted #1 Spot. Hard to believe that at one point I really considered punching this woman in the baby maker. Now…I am a tad bit smitten by Avril and I DON’T KNOW WHY! FUCK! I am kind of manic depressive with massive mood swings and delusions of grandeur and megalomaniacal tendencies. Eh, that’s just me. Now, to the #1 video!
1. nobodyknows+ - Hero’s Come Back! (Last Week #1, two weeks at #1)

Yeah, you know it. Nobodyknows+ holds down #1 for the second week in a row with their first ever video on the Top 20! If you don’t dig this song, there is something seriously wrong with you. I mean you have issues because this song is tight and may be the best song of the fricking year. 3, 2, 1 make some noise, fishes!

That is all for this week, everybody! Can nobodyknows+ make it three weeks at #1? Or will Avril finally be my girlfriend if she can take the top spot? Look out for Yui to try to pull an UVERworld and look out for Yuna Ito, too! Tune in next week to find out who grab the brass ring!

I’m Out