Happy Sunday, peeps! Aw, ish, Duece K is back again! Some old Rappin 4-Tay for you. Well, it has been a while since I had been on the scene and I had a pretty eventful weekend for the first time since…well last weekend.
As a few of you know, I went to see ‘La Boheme’ this Friday (after a kickass time at the Sushi Den, which I could never FIND) mainly because I haven’t been to the theater since college and really wanted to go. Since aside from Zach and Nolan no one wanted to ever GO with me and two dudes at the theater is tres gay, it was cool to get to go again. Even though I actually wore a suit, which I hate, I was ABSOLUTLY out dressed by my date so it didn’t really matter. My hot mancake cannot compare to sexy ladycake. Hey, I can be humble; I got ‘Sexy Served’.
First off, Sushi Den is ‘teh nosh’. Although next time I go I have to get some sake and hit up the karaoke (Which I think they have. Any sushi restaurant without a karaoke machine is faking the funk) and do a little Kubota Toshinobu’s “La La La Love Song’ or Ken Hirai’s “Pop Star” which is SOOO gay but I SOOO don’t give a fuck. Secondly….oh my god…the blackened cod! It is so hard to get good fish these days, but MY GOD! The blackened cod! Flaky and tasty if I say so myself. Everything rocked the box (Kobe beef in a roll? What will they think of next?!), and dry sake is good stuff. I prefer the warm sake (KANPAI, BITCHES!) but if I would have did that I would have been a hot mess at the opera. And embarrassing my lady guy date is not cool. Hell, how many times have I embarrassed Rick, twelve? And we weren’t even dating. Seriously, I mean. We were both just kind of whores and in it for the money of which there was none. Kind of screwed up our plans. Anyway, the Sushi Den is where it is at, and they valet park! Oh, and big ups to the kid that liked my aviator glasses. He knew style.
On to La Boheme. If you haven’t seen La Boheme, just go download ‘RENT’, replace AIDS with tuberculosis and turn down the suck. Because after seeing La Boheme, I have a total distain for RENT and Jonathan Larson. All RENT is La Boheme for teenagers with short ass attention spans. I never knew why Zach hated the music of RENT so much….and then I listened to it again (Wow…”Poo, poo it?” That is some deep shit. Double joke). I’m sorry, dude you were justified. Aside from ‘Seasons of Love’ the songs were really bad. In comparison, La Boheme, albeit in Italian (which I must say, it felt GOOD to not need the subtitles all the time. I actually understood like…nine words! I rule you!) was catchy and the fit the moments of each act. The performances (for college students) were VERY good. Having only seen the Met performances on PBS (which I need to attend because the Met La Boheme and Phantom of the Opera rock your fucking face) I was totally impressed. Their voices were grand and the sets were well done and detailed to tits. That means good, by the way. All in all, it was an AWESOME show.
Now, for the only bad of the evening. Since when did everything close in Denver at 10pm?! I mean COME THE FUCK ON! This whole state is under a god damn curfew! All we wanted was some cake and coffee but NOOOOO! Everything was closed. Bullshit. I also realized that I have been to a lot of places in Denver and I was totally lit off my shit because I don’t remember…ANY of it. Great opera and awesome food even though Denver has a curfew. Great times!
So I woke up on Saturday and did my usual thing: dry cleaners, comic book store and bug Nolan at work. Yes, I am lame. After that, Zach and I saw a little movie called “Hot Fuzz” from the makers of the bad ass “Shaun of the Dead”. So it is now time for….
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!This Week’s Movie: Hot Fuzz!
First off, the bad. After watching “Shaun of the Dead” again, my initial feeling of it being better went a LITTLE BIT to the wayside. The humor in ‘Shaun of the Dead’ was a little more blatant (I would say 75% of the audience missed half the jokes and references in Hot Fuzz) and actually a little funnier all around. For the funny factor ‘Shaun’ beats ‘Fuzz’.
Aside from that, ‘Hot Fuzz’ ruled! I never really was a fan of the ‘zombie genre’ aside from ‘Evil Dead’ so I preferred this movie in that aspect. Hell, the only Resident Evil I liked was Resident Evil 4 and I think we all know why: