Anime, Historical Epics and Saucy Ladies. Sounds Like My Kind of Sunday!

What’s up, peep! If you are tuning in, it is a RARE weekend update for the Chachi! What can I say, I’m a giver.

So it is the end of one of the oddest months for me in history (Febuary had ups and downs for the Duece, but that is every month since 1998 for me) but March kicked off with an awesome bang! First off, Naruto : Shippuuden kicks more ass that you can even comprehend! As one that watched Naruto for the first few seasons via MIRC I LOVED IT. It was faithful to the manga (which I will admit I didn’t read very often due to the fact I was all about watching FMA and Tenjho Tenge) and even more the openings and endings kicked the ass. Flow rules, and you fucking know it. Then they said ‘STOP! Filler time’ and had about 90 episodes that were anime specific and not even PART of the manga (which is why I stopped reading for the most part) and I said ‘screw this’ and got into Peach Girl and Noir. Now, after about a year and a half of CRAP Naruto is back to the ass-kicking ninja goodness that made it cool! Oh, and the opening theme and closing theme kick ass!

Heroes Come Back! By Nobodyknows+ feat DJ Mitsu (this is becoming a ring-tone BTW) starts off the awesomeness:

And the uber-awesome Home Made Kazkou with Shooting Star to end the show!

Good stuff peeps. Seeing as only one (maybe two because I don’t think Beth ever liked Naruto) person gives a rats ass about anime that visits this blog this if for you: WATCH NARUTO: SHIPPUUDEN RIGHT NOW! YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL! I ALREADY MADE A PROFILE FOR YOU! PRESS A! PRESS A!

Sorry, had to get that out. Also, can I get a ‘Whoop Whoop!’ for 300 coming out Friday?! That movie may end up being better than any movie that comes out this summer (there is always a chance for suck, but I doubt it with this one) and I am talking to YOU Spiderman 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean 3. And it’s historical! It all happened and in real time like Highlander and Pootie Tang! So this Friday, you KNOW where I will be. THIS IS FOR SPARTA!!!

FUCK YES. Be there.

Let’s see…what else is going on today….oh yeah, the Second Round of Douchebrawl 2007 ends tonight! Make sure you vote, there are a couple of close races and if things stay the way they are there may be a few upsets! I will have the results up tonight and the updated brackets up tomorrow! The Suckass Sixteen will officially begin on Tuesday!

American Idol update: The dudes still for the most part suck, people vote for crap, Antonella CANNOT SING and Kellie Pickler likes to push it. Push it real good. Or maybe she shops where Katherine McPhee does, who knows:

I’m not a breast-ologist so I don’t know or care if they are fake or not. As most people know unless you are Jennifer Love Hewitt or Salma Hayek I could care less about boobs (because Salma is just PERFECT. My god…cup filling) because they are overrated but I will say this. Kellie’s backfield is IN MOTION IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

That girls body is thick like a McDonald’s milkshake. A behind like that brings ME to the yard if you get my drift. THE BACKYARD!! Ah…my innuendo is priceless. IN-HER-ENDO! Subtlety has always been a strong point of mine. Lemme get one more for the road…

Man, too bad Ryan Seacrest is gayer than Gay Day in Gayzor, South Gayvania because I would have to beg for a bit of change if you know what I mean. Better to beg for change than beg for bills. If you don’t get that joke shape your hand for getting a dollar bill and then shape your hand for getting change. EUERKA! Yeah, you know that’s good stuff.

Well, it is a kick ass day outside so I am going to go back outside for a while. There are still a few more hours to vote for Douchebrawl so get your last second ballots in! I will be back tomorrow or LATE tonight with an update on the results of Douchebrawl! Until then, stay up peeps.

Chachi out.