Good morning, peeps! First off, I have to give a big welcome home to Lil Kim! It's good to see you out of prison, girl! Now all we have to do is get Shyne free and all our hip hop plotical prisoners will be free! Free to run the streets and fill the airwaves with more shit. Greaaaaat.
In less important news, North Korea just pulled a 'if you want some, come get some' to the rest of the world. Yeah, this is a great idea Kimmy Jay. I'm gonna be honest: no one gives a FUCK about your DPRK (odd how a 'Democratic Republic' has state run television. You are a fucking idiot, Jong Il) and with all of your stupidiy of the last three years I don't think anyone has your back. Except maybe your heterosexual life partner Hugo Chavez but he is too far to be of any real assistance. And he has what, seven jets and a Trojan Horse? We would be through Venezuala before the commercial break. You know what Kim Jong Il needs? Just a hug. You sad, little man? You want a soda? A sooooooooda? He's just roonrey...
