Hells yeah, peeps! It’s Friday and you know what that means! SLUMBER PARTAY! I will bring chips that are guaranteed to be…extreme! Oh and the Chachi Video Top 20 Countdown is today. But first, here is a new installment of…
BUBBLING UNDER!!
Okay…I have some explaining to do with the first video.
Gwen Stefani feat. Akon – Sweet Escape
Okay, lets do some math. I can’t stand Gwen Stefani. Akon makes me want to murder puppies. So put them together and it should throw me into a rage the likes man has never seen, right? Oddly enough it doesn’t. I actually like this song and dig the whole Harajuku Girls thing. The gothic maid look kind of does it for me. Next we have a video from a band that has been quiet for a while.
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR - Tadoritsuku Basho
I will be the first to admit that I wasn’t the biggest HandMC fan until I heard Pride for Gundam Seed 90210 (I’m sure it exists, there are a lot of that show out there) and it changed my life. Maki’s voice has always reminded me of Amy Lee, and we know how much I love her. This video isn’t the standard HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR video but I digs it none the less.
And now, time for the CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN!!
20. TERIYAKI BOYZ feat Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. (New Entry)
Okay, I just saw this video after hearing about it for a few weeks. After watching it, the song is SO DEFINITLY on the Countdown. Despite all his fucking stupidity, I still dig Kanye. The Teriyaki Boyz, despite how offensive the name is, still kick ass too. Combine that with the YouTube spoof video (hell, all the videos on YouTube look like this) and it makes it on this week. The song aint to shabby either.
19. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 16)
Well, J-Tim tried his best to take the top spot and now he is on his way out. It’s a shame, this video was my jam for a minute. News alert: J-Tim just poo-poo’ed an N*SYNC reunion. Well, that breaks my heart. At least BBMak is still together.
18. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (New Entry)
YES! Yeah, you knew this would make it on here soon. THE REAL WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL makes his debut on the Countdown this week! Yeah, this was the only reason I watched that shitty show after the Clay/Ruben fiasco. However I knew he wouldn’t win because America doesn’t wanna RAWK! And fuck Carrie Underwood. That is all.
17. Rain (Bi) – In My Bed (Last Week #20)
Yeah, Bi makes his move up the Countdown this week. I’m telling you; funky fresh dance moves is what I need. That will complete the package. Oh, and an update: no Man Up video yet. The clock is ticking, man.
16. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #14, #1 for four weeks)
The group may have dominated the Chachi’s but they have totally pissed me off with no album this month. It was one of the few things I was looking forward to and its not here. And yes I know I am LAME if this is what I was looking forward to so kiss my ass. I like The ‘World.
15. Evanescence – Lithium (Last Week #17)
So I finally got this video on my hard drive so I can watch it whenever I want. Which is all the time! Yeah, did I mention that I digs the Amy Lee? She’s nice. I like her. I like sex. You do the math.
14. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #11)
So The Game falls three more spots this week. It is about time for a new video from the West Coast posterboy. I saw his live show on MTV Jams and it actually wasn’t bad. I mean aside from Outkast most hip hop live shows are lacking but his was okay. I would have preferred a live band but what can I do?
13. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (Last Week #12)
Nas falls back a spot this week. More because everything above this I REALLY like rather than this video being bad. Even still, it is time for some new Nas.
12. Koda Kumi – Twinkle (Last Week #13)
So um…Kumi Koda has the AIDS. She has to. After hearing the ‘whore anthem’ that is Cherry Girl I don’t know what to do with her. Yet…I would still hit that. And I like this video, mainly because she doesn’t assault a defenseless bottle.
11. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #9, #1 for one week)
Well, Bennie K is out of the Top 10. On a high note I found a live performance of ‘Dreamland’ and I must say they were looking quite the fine. Cico has a tomboyish charm that makes me happy. IN MY PANTS!! I’m just kidding, she’s good people.
10. Halcali – Look (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yaaaaay! The ladies of Halcali move up FIVE SPOTS to crack the Top 10 for the first time in almost a year! Yeah, I listen to this song while I am driving around with they windows down. And I only have five friends. It all adds up. I don’t care, this video RULES. They have grown up…I’m so proud…strong Chachi…wont cry….
9. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #7, #1 for two weeks)
So I FINALLY found his House of Blues live recording! Ordinary People live must kick more ass than I can possible comprehend. Too bad he doesn’t have a new video yet.
8. T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry, & B.G. – Top Back (Remix) [Last Week #10]
T.I. inches his way back toward the top. I have the Grand Hustle Mixtape (the album the remix is on, since it aint on King) and it leaves a lot to be desired. All I know is that Big Kuntry is below average. However, he is still better than Tony ‘The Retard’ Yayo so Grand Hustle is above G-Unit.
7. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #5)
NOOOOOOO! Where in the hell is Wanna Play?! Gimme some of that Dulce Maria NOW! NOW I TELLS YOU OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!! MI CORAZON ES EN FUEGO!!! FUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
6. Omarion – Ice Box (Last Week #8)
So Omarion inches closer to the Top Five with no Man Up video in sight. Dammit you have one month before I begin to get pissed off. You have been warned.
5. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #6)
May J is SLOOOOOOOOOWLY making her way up, finally cracking the Top 5. Kind of sad she only had one nomination for the Chachi’s (Best New Artist, which she lost to Yui) but she will have more next year, especially if her album rocks the box.
4. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 2)
WHAT?! Bi couldn’t take the Number One spot? If Bi couldn’t who could?! Aside from John Legend he has been the only other contender for King of the Countdown! He has a snappy ballad to follow this up (which is the standard, see Freeway/Move On) but if Bi couldn’t take the throne with I’m Coming….wow. Now, for the shocker…
3. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
WHAT AGAIN?! Nelly’s reign at number one has been ended! After a steady rise and keeping John Legend and Bi at bay Nelly Furtado falls two spots from the top to number three. She has a new single in the UK (All Good Things Come To An End came out a while back) and the video may be on here still. Even still, hell of a run. So who is the NEW NUMBER ONE? Only two left…
2. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #3)
The Snowman Cometh! Young Jeezy moves up one more spot this week to number two, just short of the top spot. He doesn’t work my nerves like previous (Anyone remember how Soul Survivor with Akon was everywhere? I hated that fucking song) and that is always good. Who kept Young Jeezy from getting to the top? Well, it may be a little bit of a surprise…
1. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
After a LOOOOOOONG trek through the ranks Yui finally captures the throne! From what I know of it is still the opening theme of Bleach and I CANNOT WAIT for her album. I mean seriously, this could be as big than Mr. Big’s album. Maybe even BIGGER. Until then, Rolling Star takes Number One Spot this week!
That is all for this Friday peeps! Tune in next Friday to see if Yui can hold on for a second week! Or if Young Jeezy can go from the trap house to the penthouse! Look it up. Hell, can Nelly take back what is hers? Be back in seven to find out!
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
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Friday, January 26, 2007
Friday, November 10, 2006
Time To Make The Band!
What is up, peeps?! I am back and I have a HUGE announcement. Monumental. Massive. Gargantuan. EPIC. I have talked about this, planned it out and I believe it is ready to come to fruition. I give to you the greatest idea ever concocted by man. The boy band for the new millennium. I give to you….
A2B (Average Boy Band)!!!
Yes, AB Squared is in full effect, ya’ll! As of right now, we have four members of the band set and ready to rock the world of all the ladies out there, but we are open to add members with…you know…talent. We have already filled these roles:
The Leader: The Chachi
Yours truly. It was my idea, therefore I am the leader of this get fresh crew. As the leader, I get full authority to take all solos, hooks and breakdowns as well as the occasional bridge. I also will be providing the majority of songs and dance steps. As usual, this is a group so everyone’s input is encouraged. Just not used.
The Dangerous/Mysterious One: Zach (Tenative)
Mainly because this was the only one left. That and he has a multitude of weapons and isn’t afraid to use them. I see a lot of legal issues to come along with that, which will be AWESOME for record sales. Especially when he snaps and leaves the band because he tries to kill a member. I smell a reunion tour already!
The Young One: Nick (Tenative)
At 22, he is officially the youngest member of the group. Hell, aside from Justin Timberlake and QT from 2Gether (GREATEST SHOW ABOUT A BOY BAND EVER!!) he may be the youngest member in boy band history. This is tentative due to the fact that as auditions move along there may end up being younger members. Probably not, underage tang isn’t what we are after. I am so trying to keep a straight face. I’M KIDDING. Just like Fabolous says, no sitting on minors.
So far, that is all we have. So peeps, that leaves TWO OPENINGS as a member of A2B. We will be looking for these members:
The Sensetive One (Puppy dog eyes and soprano voice enhances the Guttenberg Effect)
The Tough, But With a Heart of Gold One (You know the one. Prize fights by day but save cancer ridden orphans at night. Having a motorcycle and spiked hair is a plus)
The Cute One (This is to bring in the teen market. Face it, teens buy stuff they don’t need. And they don’t need our albums, posters or band-aids)
The Sexy One (Yeah, can’t be me because…well I know my limits. Actually, the more you look like Gackt, the better)
The Experienced One (Or the ‘Fatone’ to some. Not TOO old, I don’t want to give benefits until we make it big)
Depending on group dynamic, if chosen as one of these members you will be in or on call when one member leaves and goes solo. Which will happen, egos and all. Join the biggest band to hit music since Duran Duran! Yes, Duran Duran. They kick ass. As a matter of fact, we are going to cover the Duran Duran song ‘Girls On Film’ because it RULES ALL and was the Speedgrapher theme song. Anime + Duran Duran equals HELLS YEAH.
Anyway, send your resume to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com or leave a post letting me know what YOU believe that you can bring to A2B and hopefully we can begin with the auditions. A2B coming at ya soon, peeps!
Now for the Friday that just keeps giving, it is time for the...
CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let's get started with a new entry....
20. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (New Entry)
Man, this song speaks the truth. Anyone in the workplace that has to hear about gossip and isn’t a member of the ‘cool crowd’ knows what I mean. I DO want my fucking money back. Fat Mike is my hero. Funny ass video, too.
19. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #15)
So I just saw Bi’s new video and got his new album. My god…he IS the Korean Justin Timberlake. I swear it is like the whole Darkside of the Moon/Wizard of Oz thing. Play the albums at the same time and I bet they sync up.
18. John Legend – Heaven (New Entry)
MORE JOHN LEGEND?! WHO KNEW?! This song just oozes of Kanye West, but it is cool. John Legend can really work a Kanye beat. I think that is why he is so hit or miss; he will do a beat for anyone with cash and his work doesn’t transfer as well as Pharrell’s beats. Even still, kick ass song.
17. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 12, Plunge of the Week)Man….Amy Lee and I need to mate. I mean date. No, I stick with my original statement. I don’t care what people say about the whole goth look, she is HAWT. Too bad the video has gotten annoying.
16. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 14)
I needs more Young Dro! This song…it just aint like Shoulder Lean. Man, that was the jam right there. This song is cool but just not the same.
15. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #19)
Straight west-coastin, fool! You know, The Documentary was kind of crappy. He sounds a whole lot better. Although he is trying to be the next Snoop, and the last thing I fucking need right now is another Snoop-Fucking-Dogg.
14. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 7, Plunge of the Week)
The pettiness continues. That and he has a new video. And it is fricking sweet. As in awesome with dancing and explosions. Name ONE THING better than dancing and explosions. I dare you!
13. Bennie K – Joy Trip(Last Week #17)
Hmm. I guess I found two things better than dancing and explosions. So Zach was kind of confused about how a j-urban group can use country and get away with it. If you make me happy in pants like Yuki and Cico, you could do Irish Clog House music and I would love it. On another note, I finally got to see all of the Japan-a-Rythem concert (my file was corrupted and wouldn’t play for months) and all I can say is that Cico is packing some HEAT. I mean day-yum! I like her. Is niiiiiice.
12. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10, #1 for one week)So is it just me or is Lance Bass the lead singer of Rascal Flatts? Look at him. It kind of looks like his young brother. Because Lance is like 37 or something.
11. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 13)
You know, I wonder what Diggy-Mo looks like with an afro? His cornrows have gotten quite the long. Just curious. Soul’d Out just missed the Top 10 this week, falling short behind a certain someone’s comeback…
10. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 16, Biggest Mover)
Three weeks and Jay-Z is in the Top Ten? Awkward, but still I like this song. The video is kind of ‘bleh’ but most Jay-Z videos are. It is more of the lyrical delivery of Jay-Zthat I dig. No one can take that away from him, behind Rakim he may be the best PURE lyricist ever. Yes, I just defended Jay-Z. I’m softening at my old age.
9. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 11)
Okay, I have gotten a LOT OF SHIT about my liking of J.T.’s music. If you don’t like his new album, something is wrong with YOU because it is actually pretty original, going with the Prince vibe. Even better, he has T.I. on a song. Beat that!
8. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 9)
This is a groovy little ditty right here. Like I said, dancing rules. No explosions though but when you have Cico dancing, it makes up for a lot of deficiencies.
7. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #4)
So with the rise of Let’s Ride, It’s Okay tumbles a little. It’s weird, for 6 days straight this song was playing on the alarm when I woke up. Cosmic. Even still can’t wait for the album to come out.
6. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #8)
So I believe that JoJo is tempting me on purpose. I mean…why do you mock me?! Why must you tease me with your feminine wiles?! Damn you, JoJo! Oh, great album, too. Except that shitty Swiss Beats song.
5. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #5)
So Se7en has a new single and video. I also downloaded his album and its okay (although I Wanna wasn’t on there for some reason). For Bi being Justin Timberlake, Se7en is definitely Usher. Note the constant lack of a shirt.
4. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 6)
Aaahhh, this song KICKS ASS. The video reminds me a little too much of Mr. Big’s Be With You (HA! Bet you haven’t heard that in a minute!) but it is still the mad notes. And the single comes out next week to boot! Everything is coming up Milhouse…
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks)
Well, UVERworld played chicken with John Legend and lost. Even still, this song kicks ass. Also, I can’t find the Diaori (SP?) Drill Team subtitled. It’s the show this song is the ending theme for. If anyone knows where I can find a fansub, you will be greatly rewarded with…a gift card. Yeah, my life sucks.
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #3)
Oooohhhh, sexy! Nelly Furtado is inching toward the top spot. After the success of Promiscuous, I would say she has had a good year. Also, Nelly has not one but TWO new videos out! I haven’t seen them yet, but I will keep the peeps updated! Well, that means….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)
The Champ is HERE! John Legend is the first full month Countdown champ, blocking UVERworld from that same achievement. This song is still my favorite, and Heaven isn’t too far behind. Congrats to John for breaking the record!
Can he make it a fifth week at number one? Or will Nelly Furtado finally get to be the Queen of the Countdown? Or will UVERworld go two for two at number one, or even tie John Legend for a 4th week? Tune in next week and find out, peeps!
So more from the greatest movie since Big Trouble in Little China. It seems the fucktards in the RV are suing for defamation for being...well drunk, racist frat boys. Well, if I get filmed doing anything while drunk (which I have been photographed and I must say I looked STUPID) I would just do what I always do: CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS AND CHARGE IT TO THE GAME!! For you people that don't know what that means...go to Urban Dictionary or something. You can't believe you can sue for being stupid. I have said it before and I will say it again. I love America, can't stand Americans. I am going to see Borat again just because of this. That and it is funny as all hell.
Well, I think I am going to have to leave the peeps for now. I will try to be back on Sunday. Until then, stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Ed Bradley
6/22/1941-11/9/2006
You made Andy Rooney tolerable. The news won't be the same without you. Respects to a pioneer in the news field, no matter the race or gender.
May you rest in peace
Update: NOT GERALD LEVERT, TOO!! Man, what a crappy week. Rest in peace, Gerald. Kick it old school one time....
Man, no LSG reunion. *Sigh* you will be missed.
A2B (Average Boy Band)!!!
Yes, AB Squared is in full effect, ya’ll! As of right now, we have four members of the band set and ready to rock the world of all the ladies out there, but we are open to add members with…you know…talent. We have already filled these roles:
The Leader: The Chachi
Yours truly. It was my idea, therefore I am the leader of this get fresh crew. As the leader, I get full authority to take all solos, hooks and breakdowns as well as the occasional bridge. I also will be providing the majority of songs and dance steps. As usual, this is a group so everyone’s input is encouraged. Just not used.
The Dangerous/Mysterious One: Zach (Tenative)
Mainly because this was the only one left. That and he has a multitude of weapons and isn’t afraid to use them. I see a lot of legal issues to come along with that, which will be AWESOME for record sales. Especially when he snaps and leaves the band because he tries to kill a member. I smell a reunion tour already!
The Young One: Nick (Tenative)
At 22, he is officially the youngest member of the group. Hell, aside from Justin Timberlake and QT from 2Gether (GREATEST SHOW ABOUT A BOY BAND EVER!!) he may be the youngest member in boy band history. This is tentative due to the fact that as auditions move along there may end up being younger members. Probably not, underage tang isn’t what we are after. I am so trying to keep a straight face. I’M KIDDING. Just like Fabolous says, no sitting on minors.
So far, that is all we have. So peeps, that leaves TWO OPENINGS as a member of A2B. We will be looking for these members:
The Sensetive One (Puppy dog eyes and soprano voice enhances the Guttenberg Effect)
The Tough, But With a Heart of Gold One (You know the one. Prize fights by day but save cancer ridden orphans at night. Having a motorcycle and spiked hair is a plus)
The Cute One (This is to bring in the teen market. Face it, teens buy stuff they don’t need. And they don’t need our albums, posters or band-aids)
The Sexy One (Yeah, can’t be me because…well I know my limits. Actually, the more you look like Gackt, the better)
The Experienced One (Or the ‘Fatone’ to some. Not TOO old, I don’t want to give benefits until we make it big)
Depending on group dynamic, if chosen as one of these members you will be in or on call when one member leaves and goes solo. Which will happen, egos and all. Join the biggest band to hit music since Duran Duran! Yes, Duran Duran. They kick ass. As a matter of fact, we are going to cover the Duran Duran song ‘Girls On Film’ because it RULES ALL and was the Speedgrapher theme song. Anime + Duran Duran equals HELLS YEAH.
Anyway, send your resume to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com or leave a post letting me know what YOU believe that you can bring to A2B and hopefully we can begin with the auditions. A2B coming at ya soon, peeps!
Now for the Friday that just keeps giving, it is time for the...
CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let's get started with a new entry....
20. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (New Entry)
Man, this song speaks the truth. Anyone in the workplace that has to hear about gossip and isn’t a member of the ‘cool crowd’ knows what I mean. I DO want my fucking money back. Fat Mike is my hero. Funny ass video, too.
19. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #15)
So I just saw Bi’s new video and got his new album. My god…he IS the Korean Justin Timberlake. I swear it is like the whole Darkside of the Moon/Wizard of Oz thing. Play the albums at the same time and I bet they sync up.
18. John Legend – Heaven (New Entry)
MORE JOHN LEGEND?! WHO KNEW?! This song just oozes of Kanye West, but it is cool. John Legend can really work a Kanye beat. I think that is why he is so hit or miss; he will do a beat for anyone with cash and his work doesn’t transfer as well as Pharrell’s beats. Even still, kick ass song.
17. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 12, Plunge of the Week)Man….Amy Lee and I need to mate. I mean date. No, I stick with my original statement. I don’t care what people say about the whole goth look, she is HAWT. Too bad the video has gotten annoying.
16. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 14)
I needs more Young Dro! This song…it just aint like Shoulder Lean. Man, that was the jam right there. This song is cool but just not the same.
15. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #19)
Straight west-coastin, fool! You know, The Documentary was kind of crappy. He sounds a whole lot better. Although he is trying to be the next Snoop, and the last thing I fucking need right now is another Snoop-Fucking-Dogg.
14. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 7, Plunge of the Week)
The pettiness continues. That and he has a new video. And it is fricking sweet. As in awesome with dancing and explosions. Name ONE THING better than dancing and explosions. I dare you!
13. Bennie K – Joy Trip(Last Week #17)
Hmm. I guess I found two things better than dancing and explosions. So Zach was kind of confused about how a j-urban group can use country and get away with it. If you make me happy in pants like Yuki and Cico, you could do Irish Clog House music and I would love it. On another note, I finally got to see all of the Japan-a-Rythem concert (my file was corrupted and wouldn’t play for months) and all I can say is that Cico is packing some HEAT. I mean day-yum! I like her. Is niiiiiice.
12. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10, #1 for one week)So is it just me or is Lance Bass the lead singer of Rascal Flatts? Look at him. It kind of looks like his young brother. Because Lance is like 37 or something.
11. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 13)
You know, I wonder what Diggy-Mo looks like with an afro? His cornrows have gotten quite the long. Just curious. Soul’d Out just missed the Top 10 this week, falling short behind a certain someone’s comeback…
10. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 16, Biggest Mover)
Three weeks and Jay-Z is in the Top Ten? Awkward, but still I like this song. The video is kind of ‘bleh’ but most Jay-Z videos are. It is more of the lyrical delivery of Jay-Zthat I dig. No one can take that away from him, behind Rakim he may be the best PURE lyricist ever. Yes, I just defended Jay-Z. I’m softening at my old age.
9. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 11)
Okay, I have gotten a LOT OF SHIT about my liking of J.T.’s music. If you don’t like his new album, something is wrong with YOU because it is actually pretty original, going with the Prince vibe. Even better, he has T.I. on a song. Beat that!
8. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 9)
This is a groovy little ditty right here. Like I said, dancing rules. No explosions though but when you have Cico dancing, it makes up for a lot of deficiencies.
7. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #4)
So with the rise of Let’s Ride, It’s Okay tumbles a little. It’s weird, for 6 days straight this song was playing on the alarm when I woke up. Cosmic. Even still can’t wait for the album to come out.
6. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #8)
So I believe that JoJo is tempting me on purpose. I mean…why do you mock me?! Why must you tease me with your feminine wiles?! Damn you, JoJo! Oh, great album, too. Except that shitty Swiss Beats song.
5. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #5)
So Se7en has a new single and video. I also downloaded his album and its okay (although I Wanna wasn’t on there for some reason). For Bi being Justin Timberlake, Se7en is definitely Usher. Note the constant lack of a shirt.
4. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 6)
Aaahhh, this song KICKS ASS. The video reminds me a little too much of Mr. Big’s Be With You (HA! Bet you haven’t heard that in a minute!) but it is still the mad notes. And the single comes out next week to boot! Everything is coming up Milhouse…
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks)
Well, UVERworld played chicken with John Legend and lost. Even still, this song kicks ass. Also, I can’t find the Diaori (SP?) Drill Team subtitled. It’s the show this song is the ending theme for. If anyone knows where I can find a fansub, you will be greatly rewarded with…a gift card. Yeah, my life sucks.
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #3)
Oooohhhh, sexy! Nelly Furtado is inching toward the top spot. After the success of Promiscuous, I would say she has had a good year. Also, Nelly has not one but TWO new videos out! I haven’t seen them yet, but I will keep the peeps updated! Well, that means….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)
The Champ is HERE! John Legend is the first full month Countdown champ, blocking UVERworld from that same achievement. This song is still my favorite, and Heaven isn’t too far behind. Congrats to John for breaking the record!
Can he make it a fifth week at number one? Or will Nelly Furtado finally get to be the Queen of the Countdown? Or will UVERworld go two for two at number one, or even tie John Legend for a 4th week? Tune in next week and find out, peeps!
So more from the greatest movie since Big Trouble in Little China. It seems the fucktards in the RV are suing for defamation for being...well drunk, racist frat boys. Well, if I get filmed doing anything while drunk (which I have been photographed and I must say I looked STUPID) I would just do what I always do: CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS AND CHARGE IT TO THE GAME!! For you people that don't know what that means...go to Urban Dictionary or something. You can't believe you can sue for being stupid. I have said it before and I will say it again. I love America, can't stand Americans. I am going to see Borat again just because of this. That and it is funny as all hell.
Well, I think I am going to have to leave the peeps for now. I will try to be back on Sunday. Until then, stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Ed Bradley
6/22/1941-11/9/2006
You made Andy Rooney tolerable. The news won't be the same without you. Respects to a pioneer in the news field, no matter the race or gender.
May you rest in peace
Update: NOT GERALD LEVERT, TOO!! Man, what a crappy week. Rest in peace, Gerald. Kick it old school one time....
Man, no LSG reunion. *Sigh* you will be missed.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking
Afternoon, peeps! If you havent heard by now, the CSP got hit up with a grade A (for AWESOME) blizzard today so I am stuck here until the winds die down and the cold goes the hell away. So, how has everyone been? The Chachi has been gone for a minute and I am back in effect!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
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