Dope Space Chachi!

Morning, peeps! You would be surprised on how slow of a news day this is. I am still waiting to find out when I start (Odds are May 1st, which gives me another week of sleeping until 8am) so updates should be pretty normal until then. Can't leave the single-digit webcount without their fix.

Also, I have decided on when the Ladies Night Animated Face-Off will begin on September 1st, 2006. That will give enough time to hype the final rounds for NDK. Same format as Douchebrawl and the Darth Vader Battle so there will be some familiarity to it. Plenty of lead time so tell your friends.

So like I said yesterday, I got a copy of Dope Space Nine, the M-Flo live performance at Budokan. After viewing this in it's entirety, I can say a few things:

1. M-Flo kicks ass. I am sure you already knew that, but I had to make it known again. Verbal, DJ Taku and LISA rule all.
2. Emyli and BoA should not be allowed to wear skirts. My GOD can they work it. I tell you it just ain't right. Especially Emyli, who will be legal until this Sunday. Not like I am counting or anything.
3. Diggy-Mo has talent. With the right marketing, he could be the next Ja-Rule. In a good way.
4. Okay.....Ryohei Yamamoto is a hot dude. He's no Johnny Depp, but he's....yeah.

Great voice and seems like he would appreciate you more than Johnny would. I'm just saying.
5. Japan's misunderstanding of the Mexican people. Um....the Japanese Salsa dancers and the Sombrero? NOT COOL. Just like Seamo dressed like a bandito in A Love Story video, the Japanese manage to inadvertently nock the Mexican people. I'm sure they mean no harm.
6. So Exclusive is a hit. I know the song is rather old, but it has all the makings of a US hit single.

Poppy, yet hip hop. Saucy lady and a catchy beat with a well known r&b sample. Shit, Kanye, Ja and Puffy have made careers out of doing that. Release that here ever and it would be bigger than Dilemma by Nelly. And even I like that song and I wish him nothing but a rabid wolverine mauling.

Anyway, aside from that I FINALLY found a live MP3 copy of Ayumi Hamasaki performing Evolution. I can finally be happy. Don't care what you say, I love that song still.

Okay, I'm not sure what you peeps listen to (you know what I dig, see above) but do any of you know who Fatman Scoop is? What in the hell does this man DO?! He just screams commands over the track!

GET UP NOW!
BEND OVER!
DO THE WOP NOW!
GET LOW NOW!
CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!
PAY YOUR TAXES NOW!
BEND OVER!
WHAT WHAT!
NOW, DROP IT!

So on and so forth. Is that really a job? Can you put 'Hypeman' on your taxes? The answer to that actually is yes. It's sad and yet refreshing at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on The Scoop. But c'mon. The man hasn't said a complete sentence in any of the songs he's on! Now Lil Jon, that's a hypeman's hypeman. Makes me proud. Even Ja Rule's rodent cousin can make it big in America. (Update: Fatman Scoop has more Grammys than Common. Sad)

Oh and lastly: I HATE SPAM. Seriously. Griff brought to my attention that he was receiving the 'Christian singles' spam, too. WHY WOULD I WANT TO MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES?! I can't stand Jesus (sometimes, you just need to learn that people is crazy and keep things to yourself) and I can't stand Christian women! Hell, most women work my nerves (present readers excluded I guess) so why would I want to network with them? Besides, doesn't the son of God frown on casual dating?

Well....oh my god, right as I was about to end this I saw this monstrosity. It's at the end.

Okay, as a big dude I don't take off my shirt unless needed. That means either it needs to be on fire or covered in black people hating bees. Big dudes: LEAVE THE SHIRTS ON! Screw the children, they see worse in cartoons. Do it for yourself. Same for the ladies, cover it up. Except for her:

Or her:

Heh, heh. No Bleach this or next week, so I will be an irritable bastard for those that know me. I'll be back tomorrow with something or other and more updates if they come up. Also, odds are I will have changed the blogs' look again by the time you see this. I am trying some new things out. I REALLY liked the last skin I got, but I couldn't tinker with the HTML and move the nav and post sections where I wanted. So for now it's gone. I may bring it back. Also, I am going to put a flash player up for a few weeks, rotating the songs on there if you are interested in playing a few tunes while you read. This week will be a playlist of Bennie K. Because I am still figuring out how to tinker with premade skins (and making them is BOOOOOORING) the player is the bottom of the screen. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out.