Time To Make The Band!

What is up, peeps?! I am back and I have a HUGE announcement. Monumental. Massive. Gargantuan. EPIC. I have talked about this, planned it out and I believe it is ready to come to fruition. I give to you the greatest idea ever concocted by man. The boy band for the new millennium. I give to you….

A2B (Average Boy Band)!!!

Yes, AB Squared is in full effect, ya’ll! As of right now, we have four members of the band set and ready to rock the world of all the ladies out there, but we are open to add members with…you know…talent. We have already filled these roles:

The Leader: The Chachi
Yours truly. It was my idea, therefore I am the leader of this get fresh crew. As the leader, I get full authority to take all solos, hooks and breakdowns as well as the occasional bridge. I also will be providing the majority of songs and dance steps. As usual, this is a group so everyone’s input is encouraged. Just not used.

The Dangerous/Mysterious One: Zach (Tenative)
Mainly because this was the only one left. That and he has a multitude of weapons and isn’t afraid to use them. I see a lot of legal issues to come along with that, which will be AWESOME for record sales. Especially when he snaps and leaves the band because he tries to kill a member. I smell a reunion tour already!

The Young One: Nick (Tenative)
At 22, he is officially the youngest member of the group. Hell, aside from Justin Timberlake and QT from 2Gether (GREATEST SHOW ABOUT A BOY BAND EVER!!) he may be the youngest member in boy band history. This is tentative due to the fact that as auditions move along there may end up being younger members. Probably not, underage tang isn’t what we are after. I am so trying to keep a straight face. I’M KIDDING. Just like Fabolous says, no sitting on minors.

So far, that is all we have. So peeps, that leaves TWO OPENINGS as a member of A2B. We will be looking for these members:

The Sensetive One (Puppy dog eyes and soprano voice enhances the Guttenberg Effect)
The Tough, But With a Heart of Gold One (You know the one. Prize fights by day but save cancer ridden orphans at night. Having a motorcycle and spiked hair is a plus)
The Cute One (This is to bring in the teen market. Face it, teens buy stuff they don’t need. And they don’t need our albums, posters or band-aids)
The Sexy One (Yeah, can’t be me because…well I know my limits. Actually, the more you look like Gackt, the better)
The Experienced One (Or the ‘Fatone’ to some. Not TOO old, I don’t want to give benefits until we make it big)

Depending on group dynamic, if chosen as one of these members you will be in or on call when one member leaves and goes solo. Which will happen, egos and all. Join the biggest band to hit music since Duran Duran! Yes, Duran Duran. They kick ass. As a matter of fact, we are going to cover the Duran Duran song ‘Girls On Film’ because it RULES ALL and was the Speedgrapher theme song. Anime + Duran Duran equals HELLS YEAH.

Anyway, send your resume to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com or leave a post letting me know what YOU believe that you can bring to A2B and hopefully we can begin with the auditions. A2B coming at ya soon, peeps!

Now for the Friday that just keeps giving, it is time for the...

CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!

Let's get started with a new entry....

20. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (New Entry)

Man, this song speaks the truth. Anyone in the workplace that has to hear about gossip and isn’t a member of the ‘cool crowd’ knows what I mean. I DO want my fucking money back. Fat Mike is my hero. Funny ass video, too.
19. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #15)
So I just saw Bi’s new video and got his new album. My god…he IS the Korean Justin Timberlake. I swear it is like the whole Darkside of the Moon/Wizard of Oz thing. Play the albums at the same time and I bet they sync up.
18. John Legend – Heaven (New Entry)

MORE JOHN LEGEND?! WHO KNEW?! This song just oozes of Kanye West, but it is cool. John Legend can really work a Kanye beat. I think that is why he is so hit or miss; he will do a beat for anyone with cash and his work doesn’t transfer as well as Pharrell’s beats. Even still, kick ass song.
17. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 12, Plunge of the Week)Man….Amy Lee and I need to mate. I mean date. No, I stick with my original statement. I don’t care what people say about the whole goth look, she is HAWT. Too bad the video has gotten annoying.
16. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 14)
I needs more Young Dro! This song…it just aint like Shoulder Lean. Man, that was the jam right there. This song is cool but just not the same.
15. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #19)
Straight west-coastin, fool! You know, The Documentary was kind of crappy. He sounds a whole lot better. Although he is trying to be the next Snoop, and the last thing I fucking need right now is another Snoop-Fucking-Dogg.
14. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 7, Plunge of the Week)
The pettiness continues. That and he has a new video. And it is fricking sweet. As in awesome with dancing and explosions. Name ONE THING better than dancing and explosions. I dare you!
13. Bennie K – Joy Trip(Last Week #17)

Hmm. I guess I found two things better than dancing and explosions. So Zach was kind of confused about how a j-urban group can use country and get away with it. If you make me happy in pants like Yuki and Cico, you could do Irish Clog House music and I would love it. On another note, I finally got to see all of the Japan-a-Rythem concert (my file was corrupted and wouldn’t play for months) and all I can say is that Cico is packing some HEAT. I mean day-yum! I like her. Is niiiiiice.
12. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10, #1 for one week)So is it just me or is Lance Bass the lead singer of Rascal Flatts? Look at him. It kind of looks like his young brother. Because Lance is like 37 or something.
11. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 13)
You know, I wonder what Diggy-Mo looks like with an afro? His cornrows have gotten quite the long. Just curious. Soul’d Out just missed the Top 10 this week, falling short behind a certain someone’s comeback…
10. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 16, Biggest Mover)
Three weeks and Jay-Z is in the Top Ten? Awkward, but still I like this song. The video is kind of ‘bleh’ but most Jay-Z videos are. It is more of the lyrical delivery of Jay-Zthat I dig. No one can take that away from him, behind Rakim he may be the best PURE lyricist ever. Yes, I just defended Jay-Z. I’m softening at my old age.
9. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 11)

Okay, I have gotten a LOT OF SHIT about my liking of J.T.’s music. If you don’t like his new album, something is wrong with YOU because it is actually pretty original, going with the Prince vibe. Even better, he has T.I. on a song. Beat that!
8. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 9)
This is a groovy little ditty right here. Like I said, dancing rules. No explosions though but when you have Cico dancing, it makes up for a lot of deficiencies.
7. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #4)
So with the rise of Let’s Ride, It’s Okay tumbles a little. It’s weird, for 6 days straight this song was playing on the alarm when I woke up. Cosmic. Even still can’t wait for the album to come out.
6. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #8)

So I believe that JoJo is tempting me on purpose. I mean…why do you mock me?! Why must you tease me with your feminine wiles?! Damn you, JoJo! Oh, great album, too. Except that shitty Swiss Beats song.
5. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #5)
So Se7en has a new single and video. I also downloaded his album and its okay (although I Wanna wasn’t on there for some reason). For Bi being Justin Timberlake, Se7en is definitely Usher. Note the constant lack of a shirt.
4. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 6)

Aaahhh, this song KICKS ASS. The video reminds me a little too much of Mr. Big’s Be With You (HA! Bet you haven’t heard that in a minute!) but it is still the mad notes. And the single comes out next week to boot! Everything is coming up Milhouse…
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks)

Well, UVERworld played chicken with John Legend and lost. Even still, this song kicks ass. Also, I can’t find the Diaori (SP?) Drill Team subtitled. It’s the show this song is the ending theme for. If anyone knows where I can find a fansub, you will be greatly rewarded with…a gift card. Yeah, my life sucks.
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #3)

Oooohhhh, sexy! Nelly Furtado is inching toward the top spot. After the success of Promiscuous, I would say she has had a good year. Also, Nelly has not one but TWO new videos out! I haven’t seen them yet, but I will keep the peeps updated! Well, that means….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)

The Champ is HERE! John Legend is the first full month Countdown champ, blocking UVERworld from that same achievement. This song is still my favorite, and Heaven isn’t too far behind. Congrats to John for breaking the record!

Can he make it a fifth week at number one? Or will Nelly Furtado finally get to be the Queen of the Countdown? Or will UVERworld go two for two at number one, or even tie John Legend for a 4th week? Tune in next week and find out, peeps!

So more from the greatest movie since Big Trouble in Little China. It seems the fucktards in the RV are suing for defamation for being...well drunk, racist frat boys. Well, if I get filmed doing anything while drunk (which I have been photographed and I must say I looked STUPID) I would just do what I always do: CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS AND CHARGE IT TO THE GAME!! For you people that don't know what that means...go to Urban Dictionary or something. You can't believe you can sue for being stupid. I have said it before and I will say it again. I love America, can't stand Americans. I am going to see Borat again just because of this. That and it is funny as all hell.

Well, I think I am going to have to leave the peeps for now. I will try to be back on Sunday. Until then, stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Ed Bradley
6/22/1941-11/9/2006

You made Andy Rooney tolerable. The news won't be the same without you. Respects to a pioneer in the news field, no matter the race or gender.

May you rest in peace

Update: NOT GERALD LEVERT, TOO!! Man, what a crappy week. Rest in peace, Gerald. Kick it old school one time....

Man, no LSG reunion. *Sigh* you will be missed.

A Change Gon' Come

Good morning, peeps! It has been a very eventful week nationally. The Democrats (or as I call them the party of little goals) took the House of Representatives AND the Senate from the Repblicans. Well…okay now what? I was really confused by people that said that this was going to ‘change the country’ because they are in control and not the war mongering Republicans. People fail to realize that it doesn’t matter WHO is in control shit is fucked up. I don’t care what anyone says, Iraq is a disaster and was from the beginning (and good riddance to Donald ‘Lets Rumble’ Rumsfeld because he is really playing Warcraft with out troops. LEEEERROOOOY JENKINS!!! If you don’t get that reference, you are so an r-tard) and we totally botched any chance of scaring Iran into cooperation in the war on terror by failing (yes, we fucking FAILED in Iraq). Not only that, we lat Daffy Duck himself put the world into fear with the North Korea warhead fiasco. Combine that with all the scandal (Foley cohorting over the internet with little boys was…special) and the state of the country for those not in the upper middle class (Tax breaks for all! Just more for the wealthy…) and the United States of Awesome (which is what I will begin to refer to the USA as from this point on) is in peril. Can the Democrats fix this? Hells no.

They don’t even have a plan! Ask them what their plan for the troops in Iraq is. They will say NOTHING because they have no plan! How are they going to get the economy out of stagnancy? They don’t fucking KNOW! They ran on the platform of ‘At Least We Are Not Them’ and it worked. That is why democracy doesn’t work because people are stupid. A representative democracy is (sadly) the only way to not have Spongebob Squarepants become the president. People don’t know how to handle freedom. I’m sure Iraq is just LOVING this right now. Who is next in the let Democracy fuck up your country? Venezuela? China? Burkina Faso? Come on down!! Just joking, Democracy rules.

Also, BRITNEY SPEARS GOT DIVORCED!!! It is about damn time! Too bad it took two kids and two years of ridicule to do so. I will be the first to say that I was never a fan of Britney, but I felt sorry for her. Mainly because K-Fed was such a damn fucktard. I mean seriously, what did he offer to society? Well, hopefully he will fall into obscurity because it seems that unlike Nick Lachey, Mr. Dumbass actually signed a prenup. Good job, asshat. Now you are stupid AND poor. Maybe life ain’t all so bad.

Well, I am out for now. Tune in tomorrow for the Chachi Top 20 Countdown! Until then, stay up peeps.

Oh, and rape CAN be funny.

Aaaahhhh....I expect some backlash for THAT. And wear your visor right, jerkass!

Oh, and wearing blackface to a party at a college called Whitman? WHITE MAN COLLEGE?! Yeah, you knew THAT was gonna happen.

Live, Laugh and Love.

The Man, The Myth, The Chachi.

Konichiwa, bitches! It is Tuesday all up in this mug and I’m just glad it is not Monday because Mondays kind of piss me off. Beginning of the work week, end of the weekend. Just an overall downer. Anyway, it is Tuesday and today will kick the ass!

So Britney has a sex tape. Can I get an ew? Maybe in 2001 I would have been interested, but not now. If I wanted to see trailer trash sex...I wouldnt want to too fucking bad. So this dude says he was the inspiration for Borat. Well, too fucking bad. Besides, he is from Turkey. I have never been, but I am sure it sucks. Werent they going to give us monkeys trained to defuse mines for the Iraq war? Tres LAME. Screw Turkey.

So today, I have a beef. That beef is with the myth of being a MAN. You know, I will be the first to say that many have questioned my manliness over the years and I am cool with that. I hate tools, love Broadway (except for Cats, which SUCKS), think that bodily noises are not always funny, love 80’s pop music (Donna Summers, fool! WHAT!) , DESPISE Fight Club (fuck you, I hate that movie) and think that Pamela Anderson is in no way shape or form attractive. Add that in with my weird infactuation with Gackt and I can see why people would wonder. However, my likes don’t make me ‘queer’ or ‘gay’ because at the end of the day, I know I am straight. However, there is this ‘straight man’ myth that needs to be nipped in the bud. So today, I give to you….

CHACHI’S MYTH BUSTERS!!

Today, I will address some myths that are ingrained into the American people about what is straight and not. Pretty much, these are things that are assumed that all men like and you don’t like these things then you are a batty boy. Let’s begin with the most annoying myth…

Myth #1:All Men Love Lesbians. This one is a tad bit iffy. I know where this came from, and the idea is quite nice. Ladies are pretty and smell nice (for the most part on both counts). Following the ‘Pirate Theory’ if one is awesome then TWO must be FUCKING MIND BLOWING. Although that makes sense on one hand, let’s really think about it. I was in the Women’s Advocacy group in college and it had its share of lesbians. Like half the club. I must say, I met them and became friends with them and they look NOTHING like the lesbians you see in porn. NOTHING. Real lesbians for the most part have no interest in men. Aside from infatuation (which I can gladly say I have been a part of. Niiiiice) they could care less about a wang. So what is the assumed love with men and lesbians? It is not REAL lesbians men want. It’s the drunk girls in the club that will kiss eachother or dance like morons to get a free drink. SAD. Those chicks aren’t lesbians, they are just stupid. Men don’t want real lesbians, they just want two hot chicks going at it. Which in my opinion is cool for them, but what does that do for me? It’s like baking two of your favorite cakes and mashing them together….only to NOT EAT THEM. Now two women with me…not a turn on either because I can’t stand being around one for 10 minutes without saying something they don’t get or offending them with a dead puppy joke. However, for the sake of this myth, it is false in how it is worded. Men don’t want lesbians that munch carpet, they want drunk sluts that munch carpet. Big difference.

Men Love Lesbians Myth: FALSE (Men love stupid chicks, not lesbians. They are smart enough to avoid drunk men, which makes them geniuses)

Myth #2: Men Don’t Dance. Well, ain’t this some crap. Real men dance. WELL. Now I am no Se7en or Usher, but I can hold my own. However, it seems that there is a backlash about dancing these days. And rightfully so. Mainly because dancing has turned into fucking Caligula with a techno soundtrack. Seriously, people don’t dance they dry hump. Secondly, since dancing involves movement and in a club with 200+ drunk people (at least!) movement is almost impossible which means that you can only move front, back, and side-to-side. Combine that with the fact that women only know what they have seen in music videos and strip clubs, which mainly involve gyrating and dropping it like it is hot. Add that in with the fact that men don’t know how to dance so all they do is grab and thrust and you have the worlds’ biggest fully clothed gang bang. Since grinding leads to happy time and sometimes that happy time is alcohol induced, bad things end up happening. So some men just avoid the dancing altogether just to not get a charge. Which is fine. That being said, when I went to NDK, anime nerds were dancing to Afro Gunso. ANIME NERDS WERE DANCING!! Most are men, you do the math. Even still, I can’t argue with facts. Go to the club and look. Most men are just swaying with a dring looking at women dance with each other. Nuff said.

Men Don’t Dance Myth: TRUE (Men dance, its just some think they are too cool. Or don’t want to go to jail.)

Myth #3: Men Don’t Cry. BULLSHIT. I will be the first to admit, I have cried. Hell, in the last 12 months. When I got laid off, I had the ‘I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!!’ cry where I just started flipping out and threatening to destroy the world. But I got it out, let it go, and moved on with my life. I also cried when Mufasa died in The Lion King AND when the Atlanta Falcons beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship Game. So it happens. The problem lies when men cry about:

Women

I have cried about a woman before. Not recently because I have become totally jaded and quite simply expect a woman to treat me like shit so I’m always pleasantly surprised when she DOESN’T cheat on me. Jebus, I am really a sad specimen. Anyway, what did crying about a woman get me? Nothing. The problem is that men cry about women all the time. I don’t mean vent, that is different. I can take when a female friend VENTS about men. However when she CRIES about a man, or when a man cries about a woman it triggers a reflex in me. That reflex is to SLAP THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF THEM. Men cry about women more than they will admit and more than women think. It gets annoying, especially when you have done it first hand and see others do it.

Men Don’t Cry Myth: FALSE (Men do cry, just about the wrong things)

Myth #4: Men Are Smarter Than Women. Man, this one is a GOOD one. I will say this right up front and will argue this until the day I die. Both men and women are equally stupid and equally intelligent. You know why? Because if you place a girl with boys her whole life she will think like a boy because that is her environment. Same thing with a man, place him with a group of women and he will take on the same styles and trails. People can do scientific studies (or women can just fucking CLAIM which is amusing) saying that one sex is smarter all day long. For the most part, studies have shown if you take the gender bias and surroundings out of learning, men and women are equal in terms of intelligence (the last 3 studies according to CNN show that men have a 4 point lead but when you factor in margin of error its almost 50/50). So where does the ‘men being smarter’ idea come from? It is because women don’t agree with logic and at the end of the day since men created the intelligence structure (and it IS based on logic) that by default makes men smarter. I have said this many times. Women will follow a logical path to an answer and then not accept that answer because it is not what the ‘feel’ is right. I know this because I have helped women come to a logical answer for a problem and then they did what they wanted to do and it ended up being wrong. Then they say ‘I knew that wouldn’t work’ and their in lies the problem. With how intelligence is based, which is logical subjects (math, sciences, English,) rather than philosophical (ethics, psychology, etc.) it puts a skew on that number because women are plenty smart. It is all about how the metrics are set up.

Men Are Smarter Than Women Myth: TRUE (Via default. He who makes the laws is always right. Sucks, but true)

Well, I hope that helped dispel (or prove) some of the myths about men. Or not. Anyway, I will be back Friday for the new Top 20 Countdown! Maybe even before that, stay tuned! Stay up, peeps.

AND DONT FORGET TO VOTE!! Because odds are I am not. Voting is for losers. Just kidding, use your voice and stuff.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Like Jay-Z, fools! I'm Back!

Alright, peeps. It is time for a mid-day update. I know these are rare, but sometimes I get heated and need to vent. With that being said, do you ever feel like being yourself is an endless battle between what is expected and what you actually do? There are times I just feel like it is totally pointless being an individual because no matter what you do or say, people believe what the fuck they want no matter how many times you prove them wrong.

Case in point: why am I always expected to like rap music just because I am Black? People always talk to me like a G-Unit reject because they figure I know exactly what they mean. Well even though I do (and usually they are using the terms incorrectly anyway) that doesn’t mean your stupid ass can go and assume what I like and know. I like J-Pop a hell of a lot more than I like rap, but no one assumes that.

Also, I hate it that women assume that I cannot control myself around women being stupid. Some would call this ‘women being sexy’ but I find what is sexy stupid and what I find sexy is lame so it doesn’t matter. When a woman is half dressed or dancing provocatively (There go the BIG WORDS again) my first action isn’t to lose my mind and say ‘booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks’ or just yell ‘that’s titty!’ My first action is to say ‘God dammit’ because when you give the lowest common denominator, you GET the lowest common denominator. When a woman says ‘If you saw women dancing on a pole you would react like the rest’ it just pisses me off because first off they haven’t seen me in action and don’t know HOW I WOULD FUCKING RESPOND. Secondly, I don’t think of myself as better than anyone else (riiiiiight) but I know what I likes and don’t. I don’t like women behaving stupidly, much like I can’t stand MEN behaving stupidly. By acknowledging the behavior of women dancing on poles in a place where it is not expected (you all know where, I’m not even going to start) you are reinforcing their stupidity and therefore being stupid. Stupidity begets stupidity. My god, I should get paid for this because I fucking RAWK.

Let me make one thing clear; I don’t hate women. This isn’t about my not respecting them or their opinions. This is about how I personally feel about the lack of acceptance of people and views outside of the norm. The issue I have is that the norm has been lowered due to the Dumbening of America. Standards of common sense and decency are so skewed that people are all over the place. I have been told I am wrong in my views a lot, but people cant defend their views with logic or fact (or even emotion for that matter and you know how I feel about those arguments) while I can. Yet, I am still seen as wrong. Which is fine because I expect no less than an argument that cannot be backed up because we have become a nation where you don’t need to DEFEND a stance. I can defend my stance on women being stupid, the Dumbening of our nation, men being retarded and just the overall lack of common sense of people using logic and reason. Yet, no one can defend two drunk women dancing on a pole at a CLUB (not a gentlemen’s club, either) or a man taking a picture of said women without using ‘It’s their right’. Well guess what? Rights come with responsibilites. If you can’t see the responsibility of NOT dancing on a pole in public if you don’t want to be photographed OR you cant see the responsibility of have the respect and sense to NOT PHOTOGRAPH DRUNK GIRLS DANCING BECAUSE IT IS A DOUCHE THING TO DO then you don’t deserve to fucking have rights and you need to be shot in the damn face because you BRING NOTHING TO SOCIETY but ills and stupidity. Whew, that was a long sentence. It gets the point across, though.

In closing, don’t judge me and I wont judge you. I will comment on your ACTIONS because your actions may be stupid, but I won’t judge you. For those that say that I judge women you are false because I comment on their actions and lack of logical thought and reason. I don’t know every woman and would never judge their character. Just their actions. Same for everyone else no matter the age, creed, race or religion. Except the Irish.

Oh, and Tony Blair just went and fucked up about 5 years of war work with one statement. Good job, you just negated what we were there for. At least the troops are smarter than him.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Oh, AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I PULL UP AND STOP?! Hell yeah. Funniest commercial of the year.

I Like You. I Like Sex. Is niiiiice.

What is up, peeps! I hope you had a sweet weekend! I know I did. So first things first. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is not a movie. It is a cinematic masterpiece that has created a paradigm shift in how movies will be created and filmed from this day forth. As a matter of fact, it is time for….

MASTER CHIEF CAPTIAN CHACHI GOES TO THE MOVIES!!!

Today’s film: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

I saw this on Friday (Albeit a little somber due to MASSIVE amounts of sake. Hey, I’m a surly then apologetic drunk) night and all I can say is niiiiiiiice. Seriously, this was the funniest movie I have seen in years. Funnier than Grandma’s Boy, funnier than Pootie Tang. Even funnier than the Princess Bride. Yes, I know. I thought it was impossible as well. Yet, here we are talking about what may be the greatest cinematic masterpiece since Seven Samuari. There is not a point in this movie where you aren’t laughing. If you AREN’T laughing at this movie then you don’t know funny because there were parts of this movie that were downright hilarious. Just the whole premise of the movie (to create a documentary to raise money for Kazakhstan) was hilarious. Add that to the adventure of meeting people all around America and put them in awkward position (Black stripper/escort on a plantation? PRICELESS) and you have a recipe for a fun time. Although I could have done without the naked dudes (Even less, a naked man FIGHT) but even that was funny as shit. It may have been because I was drunk, though. I won’t ruin the movie for you, all I will say is SEE IT NOW! I MEAN IT! You will not be disappointed! The Chachi’s review is a no brainer. He gives this movie….

10 out of 10 stars!!!

So the next movie I will review will odds are be Happy Feet since everything else can and WILL SUCK. Man, movies really blow these days. You know what doesn’t blow? Death Note. This show is FUCKED UP. It is really moving Bleach out of the top spot as my favorite anime and after last nights Aqua Teen Hunger Force it is moving into favorite overall show territory. Even if you aren’t a fan of anime, give this show a whirl.

Okay, it is RANT TIME!! As you know, the majority of my rants are about women, religion and stupid people. Since the world is full of all three, I am never at a loss for anger. With that being said, I have a hard time grasping people who don’t get contextual humor. Let me explain what I mean by that. If someone asks me if I like something and I say that it will create a ‘paradigm shift’ common sense would say that shifting of a paradigm is major and that to say I liked it would be a fair assumption. However, whenever I use that phrase people look at me like I am speaking Latin. Now I don’t expect everyone to know what I mean at all times. However, there are times when just by listening or reading the prior tone and words that someone can put two and two together and figure out what I am talking about.

Nolan said it best: I should not be punished for an extensive vocabulary. Don’t get me wrong, I am not the smartest individual. One word: vignette. I had no idea how to pronounce that until a year ago, but I never used the word. I just used ‘short clip’ because I was unsure of it. I still knew what the fuck it meant just because I knew the spelling and couldn’t pronounce it. People always tell me not to use big words (especially women) when a common word can be used because it makes them feel stupid and makes me sound pretentious. My fault; it makes me sound like an asshole. Well you know what? FUCK YOU. Just because you don’t read books or watch the news or do anything that doesn’t involve celebrities or the foosball doesn’t make you any cooler or better. Knowledge is power, bitches. Oh, and just because you haven’t seen the show from where my joke came from doesn’t make the joke not funny. It makes you an idiot because the shows I watch rule all, fucky. I hate having a kick ass joke based off of Aqua Teen and no one gets it. However, someone yells ‘YEEEEAAHHH!’ or ‘Bling Bling!’ and everyone laughs like it is still cool to say that shit. Yet people say I am the unfunny one. The simple fact is, just because you don’t (or can’t) read and have no concept of words with more than two syllables doesn’t mean that those of us who do are nerds because we use them. It makes us funnier because we can create more than just poopy jokes. Oh, and politics are funny. Quite acting like it is such a big fucking deal because it is NOT. Take a joke, the troops ARE FUCKING STUPID. Live with it, they are the best we got and I will back them. They are NOT Rhodes Scholars. Hell, they aren’t even Pikes Peak Community College material and they take ANYBODY. It’s the Wal-Mart of education. I just had to get that out.

So I believe that it is time to list the best anime opening/closing themes of all time. I will work on that this weekend. After hearing some old school Gundam themes I am really thinking it is about that time to do this. Chobits opening WILL be on there. I love that song.

Well, being Monday I have to act like I care and do stuff. I will try to be back tomorrow. Go see the Borat! Is niiice!

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

There Can Only Be One!

Good afternoon, peeps! Just getting back in the fold and have the mad videos for you today. Back to its regular schedule of Friday, here is...

THE PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!!

A little bit of movement on the Top 20. Let's get started at #20 with an oldie.

20. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 17)
Well Sayonara was released last week. The video supposedly is an epic (Think November Rain by Guns ‘n’ Roses) so I will have to check it out. I guess it is goodbye for this song.
19. Game - Let's Ride (New Entry)

Hells yeah. You can’t beat having more Game on the countdown. Been listing to this jam non-stop for a few days. Has that old school flow from back in my days in high school. Holy shit, I’m old as hell.
18. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #14, #1 for 1 Week)
Well the run is almost over for the Beat Crusaders. They toppled UVERworld and took the top spot for a week, so it was a great ride. Hope they release something new soon, though.
17. Bennie K – Joy Ride (Last Week #20)
This is another song I have been playing a lot lately. I especially dig the hoedown near the end of the song. Nothing beats a hootenanny. Or a shindig if that’s your thing.
16. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (Last Week # 19)
Yeah, the ruler is back. I will never say I LIKE Jay-Z, but I can say that I don’t hate him. A lot. I mean he can be annoying as hell (La Roc Familia) or flawless (The Blueprint). At least he isn’t stuck in purgatory like most rappers.
15. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #12)

Bi is riding his way out of the Top 20. He also has a new single coming soon which makes this loss less hurtful. Besides, this video has the best dancing this side of Usher. And you know how much I love/hate Usher.
14. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 15)
Yeah, I can’t bring myself to but this album. Something in me just says Murphy Lee about Young Dro sometimes.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So…where is the album? I’m waiting, especially since the lackluster joint that was Alive. Hit or miss for the most part, unlike their previous effort which ruled all.
12. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 7, Plunge of the Week)
Man, this song is dropping fast. What can I say, its FRICKIN EVERYWHERE!
11. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #16, Biggest Mover)
Yeah, this is the jam. Oh, and T.I. has the best line of the year with ‘Me and your man we aint no tie’. That is PIMP right there.
10. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 5, #1 for one week)
Yeah, this song has a negative memory to it so it is leaving. Much like that damn ‘We’re Not Making Love’ song by Dru Hill makes me so angry. Women are the devil.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #9)

This song is stalling due to the country j-pop greatness that is Joy Ride. Still a bad ass jam and Cico is looking HAWT.
8. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #10)
So I bought JoJo’s album along with Diddy and John Legend. Not a bad album, except she is running the jailbait thing a little too far. Talking all sexy to me. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, JOJO?!
7. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 8)
A nice night time ballad. However, negative memory so this song is stalling. Yeah, I’m petty like that. However, he has a new video that has been released and I haven’t been able to find the song yet. When I do, the peeps will be notified.
6. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 11, Biggest Mover)

Fuck yeah. UVERworld needs an English release. Their lyrics translate well from Japanese and their live show kicks ass. I think they would take the USA by storm. And if they don’t, it proves that we are stupid.
5. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #6)
Oooohhhh, Se7en has moved into the Top 5! He is playing with the BIG DOGS now. Can he handle the competition? Only time will tell! Update: Se7en has a new video! Just downloaded it yesterday. Sweeeeeeeet.
4. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #3)
Slipped a bit but ‘It’s Okay’ because he has two tracks on here. Still feeling this song, too. Even though this song is good, Let’s Ride is better.
3. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #4)

Slowly and steadily moving up the countdown after flip-flopping with Game. Still one of my favorite songs because it speaks the truth. Oh, and Ms. Furtado is damn fine.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks)

Oooohhhh, the boys of UVERworld are making one last grasp for the top spot to be the first artists to be at #1 for a full month. These guys are still hanging around with this one, even with their current single quickly creeping up. However, they were thwarted for a SECOND week by the king of the countdown….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)

Once again, John Legend tops the Countdown. He is now tied with UVERworld for the longest reigning #1 right now with three weeks. I bought the album and listened to it on the bus and needless to say, it is well worth the purchase. Also, he world premiered his second single, Heaven so that will be coming soon because it is a great song, too. Congratulations to John Legend on his third week at #1!

Well, that is it for this week! Who will become the one month kings of the countdown: John Legend or UVERworld? Or will Nelly Furtado jump both and be the Queen of the Countdown? Look out below; Se7en may be ready to step up to the upper echelon as well. Stay tuned next week, peeps!

Well, with today being Friday, the biggest move that has ever been created will be viewed this evening, hook or by crook. Today....Borat hits the theaters. And film will never be the same. Ever. This could be bigger than Big Trouble in Little China. Or dare I say...The Princess Bride. Oh, yeah. I went THERE. This is that monumental! YOU MUST SEE IT!! I know I will. Hell, I may leave work early to make it back to watch it with the Cru. Yeah, movie of the year by far.

Well, that is all for now. Depending on whether I see the movie in Denver or the CSP I may or may not update tomorrow. Until then peeps, stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

You Just Got Kerry Served

Good morning peeps! I am back for a mid-week update. I really find it funny that people are upset about the John Kerry comment. The truth really must hurt. Let's face it, America doesnt send its best and brightest onto the battlefield. That would be stupid. I live near an Army base and the new class of troop arent exactly the few and the proud. They are the ones that would do it. Zach said it best, they are just kids from Bumfuck, Nebraska who are looking for adventure and to get the hell out of dodge. There is a lot of stupidity in that statement but there is a lot of validity and truth to it. Until the draft comes back. And that train is a rolling in like a bull moose. Big ups to Kerry for saying a stupid ass truth. I cant believe I voted for Ol' Easter Island Head. At least he aint backing down from them Republicans. KERRY, FOOL! WHAT!

So this article just caught my eye. All I can say is hells yeah! HELLS YEAH! HELLS FUCKING YEAH!!! SPEED RACER FOOL!!! Man, this is almost as big as the Voltron movie and Spiderman 3 (something tells me that the Transformers movie will suck ass, especially with Optimus Prime being a fucking Hummer and Megatron being a rubber mallet because Spielberg is fucking high) for me. The year 2008 has a chance to rock for movies. To bad its like 2 years away and odds are I will be in jail for my Hinoi Team videos. Eh, thems the breaks. Even still, I will keep my eyes on this movie for the peeps and give you updates.

Well, sorry so short but that is all for now. I will be back soon, peeps. Stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Halloween, fool! WHAT!

Good morning, peeps. First off, I hate people. I can’t stand how they can be so gleefully ignorant about things. Take away some civil liberties and give them a crazy hat and they act like the wall just fell down. Fucking sheeple. So enough of my venting about the slow. How are the peeps? Staying true to the game….whatever that is? Yeah, me neither.

So it was brought to my attention Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have called it quits. Well I have said it once and I will say it again; if Bobby and Whitney can not make it, who can? Even still, I was shocked about that. As jaded about love as I am I still felt they would at least be together until their 30’s because….I really don’t have a reason I just thought that. So I am sad to see them break up. Reese RULED in Walk The Line while Ryan was AWESOME in Way Of The Dog. I think that was him. That movie kicked the ass.

Oh, I almost forgot! It’s Halloween today!

Stay up, peeps. No bag-snatching! I'll be back either tomorrow or Friday.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Someone Has To Do It....

Morning, peeps! Happy shitty Monday to everyone! Oh, and happy Halloween eve to everyone as well! Is it just me, or is Halloween right above Kwanzaa as the most asinine holiday out there? Wait, St. particks Day. The last thing the Irish need is a fucking holiday that encourages getting drunk.

Speaking of drunk (like I need a fucking segway) I went out this Friday night and…I need to make a pact with you peeps. I must NEVER….EVER…EVER go out again on Friday nights. Not because of me, because of other people. You know, when I hang out with Zach, Nolan and Nick nothing stupid ever happens. We all pretty much are the same person but even still. It’s good times because we understand the joke (Who doesn’t know what red tape means? Seriously?!) and don’t need to drink or harass women to say we had a good time. We insult those people. Needless to say, I had a good and bad time.

Which brings me to something special. Sometimes you have to take your lumps and sing for your supper. There are times when even I, the Great Chachi, am wrong and must repent. This is one of those times. After the actions of certain people this weekend proved every theory I had about men correct (stupid as all fuck), there was a lady that proved a lot of my assumptions of women wrong. Now the exception usually creates the rule, so I am not truly wrong about women being stupid when it comes to falling for the bullshit men do. However, with the actions of Friday and seeing how sad some men can be, I now understand the shit women have to weed through. And for that….

IM SORRY.

Yes, I said it. Mark it down because it will never happen again. I apologize for all the crap you have to go through from guys that aren’t me. Because I don’t talk to you. It’s not my fault, but someone needs to take ownership for the problem that is dumb ass dudes. I will be big enough to own up to it. There are some men out there that literally have to have a chemical problem that causes their brain to malfunction whenever a vagina is within 10 feet of them. There are a lot of men like that, and they need to be weeded out. Seriously, their ranks are growing and soon there wont be enough women that say yes to appease their simple minds and they will turn feral and attack small pets and children. I have seen it happen. If you have a friend like this, stay away. No good can come from it. Soon you will have to go all Old Yeller on his ass and put him down. The law frowns on that kind of thing on humans, too. I don’t know why, the law I guess.

Anyway, I bought John Legend’s album on Saturday and I skipped through a lot of it. What I heard was AWESOME. I say it kicked ass. However, there is a problem. I bough Diddy’s Press Play that same day. After listening to it…I have to say…

It’s actually good.

I know! I am just as shocked as YOU ARE! It is like Outkast meets Prince meets…well Diddy. Even though there are a lot of guest stars, it still feels like a Diddy album. Even the samples are kept to a minimum! When they are used, they fit the track. All I can say is…uh huh, yeah.
I cannot believe I just said that. So at some point this week I will have a timetable of the winter season of Passion of Chachi. We have the Chachi’s coming up at the end of this month (I PROMISE! REALLY THIS TIME!) and the First Annual Year End Music Countdown (It is going to be a doozy) which may be 100 songs, may be 50 I’m not sure yet. Rather than do all the work myself, I am going to enlist the Council of Awesomeness for more input this time out. Stay tuned, hopefully some great changes are afoot that can help me bring a better blog to the peeps!

Oh, one last thing. Rather than letting employees dress up for Halloween, they are going to have ‘Silly Hat Day’ for them at the place I work. Oh, hell no. I had ‘Silly Hat Day’ already, and no one was down for it so fuck them in their stupid heads! Besides, why in the fuck cant people just dress the hell up? I mean is it that damn serious? God, I hate that place sometimes. Just fucking stupid. Any workplace that wont let people dress up for Halloween but will have Christmas all up in your earhole like a 50 Cent single should be burned to the ground. TO THE GROUND! Nah, it’s not even worth the effort.

I will see you next time, peeps. Oh, and Mike Vick is doing pretty damn well this season. Hope he can keep it up. DIRTY BIRDS, FOOL! WHAT!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Ruck Fules!

Morning peeps! What is up! I told you I may be back today and I am. I have a few things to get off my chest. It's rant time, peeps.

Like I have said once before, my life is an open book. Aspects about me are for show and I keep some things secret (some people who would prefer not to be named, where I work, etc). However, there are some things that I will tell and not care about who hears because it is fucking stupid. This is one of those times.

I have had the priviledge (or punishment as I see it) to work in corporate America for the lat 8 years of my employment. The last 3 years or so have been in middle management style work where they give you all THE WORK of a manager and none of the fucking pay. I have to say that although the pay is better than Wal-Mart, the job isnt any better. Let me get one thing straight: work is for chumps. Everyone knows that and it takes varing degress of time to figure that out. I learned that working for my last employer when the lied to me about whether we were going to get laid off. It was clown shoes and they know it. The reason I am ranting about this is because of one thing:

DRESS CODES.

You know, Teq had a song about dress codes. The hook went 'We dont give a damn about a dress code'. Neither do I. Now I understand in some jobs they support communist beliefs by having everyone dress alike to remove individuality and break the spirit of the worker. LONG LIVE THE RED STAR! Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart come to mind. With that being said, those are rather entry-level positions. When you get to a mid-career position, I believe that you have worked long enough and created a track record so that you should not have to be made to dress like a fucking Men's Warehouse or Macy's reject. Yet, it seems that when you get higher up in the world, the more autonomy there is. Mo money, mo problems.

Preach it, Diddy. Anyway, back to my point. What does a dress code do exactly? At the end of the day, we are all people and we want to be comfortable. It is like the whole nose ring at Macaroni Grill fiasco. Who in the FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS APPROPRIATE?! I can gauge what bothers me, thank you very much. The fact that some people believe that there is a set way to dress in corporate America is stupid. Think about it. I do all my work over the fucking phone. I could be in flip flops, chaps, a wifebeater and a 1987 Rediskins NFC Wildcard shirt and do the same work as if I was dressed to the hilt. You know why? Work is about the person, not the dress. Those that believe that dressing well in a phone based enviournment makes you better is a fucking idiot. I said it, a FUCKING IDIOT. People are people and no amount of clothing or training will change that. It is almost like a damn placebo.

Long story short, dress codes are there and you have to abide by them. End of story. I dont have to fucking like it and you cant make me. This is America, bitches! Anothing thing about corporate America while I have a second: I am a human being. I have emotions and feelings no matter how illogical. That being said, you cannot force me to agree with you. I will do it because it is the rule or the company line but I sure as fuck dont have to care or like it. Quit tring to make me see your point of view how something is 'beneficial' or 'great for business' because I already know and couldnt give a donkeys floppy cock about your reasons. Let me have my fucking views, you red commie bastards. Free thought, fools! WHAT!

Now that I am off my soapbox (for the next three minutes), I must say that the new episode of South Park was NOT OFFENSIVE to Steve Irwin. Or Biggie Smalls for that matter. That shit was funny as hell. Not as funny as last weeks, but still. Lay off of it. Nothing humor-wise is out of bounds as long as it is funny.

Look what I found! Ah, to be a kid again...

*Sigh* Back in the time before the weight of the world crushed my dreams like a midget versus King Kong Bundy. Well, I am out for now. I will be back soon peeps. Go with Christ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....shoot....funny stuff. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking

Afternoon, peeps! If you havent heard by now, the CSP got hit up with a grade A (for AWESOME) blizzard today so I am stuck here until the winds die down and the cold goes the hell away. So, how has everyone been? The Chachi has been gone for a minute and I am back in effect!

First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.

Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....

PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!

It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....

20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)

NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)

Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)

So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)

I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)

So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)

Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)

UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)

First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!

Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!

On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.

It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!

Here is the best part:

"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"

"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."

Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.

Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.

Live, Laugh and Love.

And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!

ANOTHER Lazy Sunday Blues.

Good morning, peeps! Sorry about the delay, this week was ROUGH. Lets just say I had enough rum to be considered a fucking pirate. With all that said tomorrow goes back to the grind and it will be tres suck. But hey, thems the breaks.

Now I forgot to do something on Friday. I cant remember what it was...oh yeah!

THE PASSION OF CHACHI TOP TWENTY COUNTDOWN!!!

I cant forget to update the peeps! There was some MAJOR movement this week. Let's get into it at number 20 with a MAJOR DEBUT!

20. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (New Entry)

All I can say it is ABOUT DAMN TIME! Wait a minute. Two debuts and JT and T.I. are at number 20? Who could be bigger than THIS?! Oh, you’ll see. And by the way, anyone that calls him ‘J Tim’ will get anally violated with a porcupine.
19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #14)
It’s about time to say goodbye to the dirty old men. Feel kind of bad, this was a good summer time jam.
18. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #13 Tie for Plunge of the Week)

Well, it seem Miss Koda wont return my calls and is dead serious about the restraining order. I must then move her off the countdown. My love is still here for you, Kumi-chan.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 20)
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Still gotta buy the album.
16. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 18)
So I am still pissed that Soul’d Out doesn’t get props in Japan. I mean they get SOME, but they should be bigger than anything to come out of there. This song kicks the ass.
15. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (New Entry)

YES! YES! I CANT STOP, IT FEELS SO GOOD! It is about FUCKING TIME this song came out (loosely translated mean ‘Your Favorite Song’ I think)! I have been waiting for some UVERworld since AUGUST! Ah, now I can rest easy.
14. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #10)
Pretty good year for Young Dro. I still lean my shoulders a bit when I hear this song. I just don’t lose my mind like I used to.
13. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8, Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Man, I am being petty. I really want another album from these guys and now I’m getting pissed. That and the fat dude needs to cover his damn gut.
12. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #16)
No I can’t. Jail bait comes up next. You know, JoJo actually aint that bad. She is the only ‘blue eyed soul’ act out right now so she kind of has a niche.
11. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #5, #1 for 1 Week)
Okay, time for some new stuff. The opening for Bleach has changed (You know, that ‘Rolling Star’ song by Yui has really grown on me. Much like ‘Life’ did as an ending) and I am waiting for some new stuff from the Crusaders.
10. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yummy. Bennie K is back and in effect. They also released ‘Doggy Love’ as a single but I’m not really a fan of that song. This has Cico dancing. DANCING. Now that is saucy.
9. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 12)

So Bi cracks the top 10 again. This song (although I know no Korean for the most part except the words to ‘It’s My Birthday’ by Bulldog Mansion) is the mad notes and Bi is rather hot right now.
8. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
What is this? More Bi? Not only was Bi the first person (along with Young Dro) to have two songs in the Top 20, he has two songs in the TOP 10. That is big in my book. Although expect UVERworld to get into that club, too. Because they FUCKING RAWK.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #11)

Once again, Se7en edges out Bi on the countdown. However, this is where the big peeps play. Can Se7en hold his own in his first foray into the upper echelon? The peeps will have to see.
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #7)
Mmm…Nelly Furtado. She looks quite the nice in this video. And it speaks true that women are attention whore and men are attention whore givers of attention. It’s the duplicitous edge that we as human live.
5. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #9)
Okay, hip hop is dead but this song is on point. Still anxious for the album. You know, I am fearing when 50 Cent releases his craptastic because I know that everyone will be on it like Koreans on hip hop. I hate Fiddy.
4. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 1, #1 for one week)
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Don’t get me wrong, I am still digging this song but after hearing it 35 times a day in outlets I didn’t expect to hear it (Like BET and Sushi Han) the song has begun to lose its luster. Still give it a spin when women crush my heart and psyche which is all the damn time. I’m a spaz, sue me.
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #4, #1 for three weeks)

The honeymoon AINT over! Man, this song rocks. Combined with the new ballad makes this song get some extra play until I can get the new one on CD or mp3.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2)

For the second straight week Amy Lee is the bridesmaid. Their album did some ridiculous number first week. I guess other people like this song, too. Even still, we have a new number one! Who trumped Amy Lee and Co and held them at #2 for the second straight week?
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3)

Aw, yeah. Smooth grooves at #1. You know, I don’t watch music video channels a lot but I haven’t heard hide nor hair of this video. I might just miss it when it comes on, but still. This is the mad jam right here and I cant find it anywhere. Anyway, I give it props. Big ups to John Legend for hitting the top!

Well, that's it for this week! Tune in on Friday (I should be able to update as normal this Friday) to see the final Top 20 of October and see if Evanesence can take down John Legend. Or can UVERworld bounce back to the top spot for a FOURTH WEEK. Tune in peeps!

Well, I have been gone for a week and a lot has happend. Had to do some crap for the place that pays me money and it was rather insightful. By insightful I mean I saw how people can reinvent the wheel and call it something else and it be new. I swear, sales training companies are like the Diddy's of training. Just take old hits from the 80's and make it sound so shitty. Fuck training. Everytime I learn something new, a puppy dies. Remember that, people.

Well, I gotta get ready to drive up to Denver...on a Sunday. When I have to go BACK up there on frickin Monday. Yep, it least I have....cool, cool glasses!

Sock it to the man, sock it to the man! Until next time, stay up peeps. Chachi is out for a bit.

Live, Laugh and Love.

This Is What We Call A Snafu...

Okay, I know I missed the season premire of the Passion of Chachi. However I was dog tired this weekend (which is per the norm) and didnt finish the post last night. So I am going to move the season premire for two weeks. That gives me time to have the updated Chachis up (PEOPLE ACTUALLY GAVE INPUT!) and give a post like I used to in the old days. Man, I miss the days when I had time to go good rants like the Confederate Flag and Cowboy Troy.

So, I will be back soon. I have the yearly corporate mindrape that is a seminar/training to attend so I wont be back one Wednesday-Friday. I will be back at least next Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps and pray that Isurvive the brainwashing.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Changing of the Guard!

Good morning, peeps! Looks to be another beautiful Friday up in this peice! I hope you guys are excited like I am! Well, it is about that time. Had to wait an extra day, but here is the...

PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!

Got some new jams this week. Let's start the show with a new one...

20. Young Dro – Rubber Band Banks (New Entry)

Hell yeah! This song really grew on me because...Young Dro is catchy. And not in that annoying Nelly way, either. Kind of like Naughty By Nature in 1991-1993. You down with OPP? No, I cant get my own. Sad, but funny as hell.
19. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #11, #1 for one week) [Plunge of the Week]
Holy hell, this is dropping. Sleepy Brown's album is out in stores too. Go pick it up it should be pretty good.
18. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (New Entry)

NEW SOUL'D OUT, FOOL! WHAT!
17. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #14)
So 'My Love' was just released as a single. Once the video comes, the two biggest stars of 2006 will be on this countdown. Believe it! Oh fuck, I just quoted Naruto.
16. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #19)
You know...nevermind. I had a Hinoi Team/BoA moment but I aint EVEN GONNA GO THERE. I dont need jail time.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (New Entry)

Mmm....Yuki and Cico. Oh, and Cico is looking hella hawt recently.
14. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Man, this song is still hanging around. Not too bad.
13. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #9)
Man, she releases a single a month. Where in the hell are the videos?!
12. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 17)
Ooohhh, just bested this week again! Well, at least he is one of the two artists with two songs in the Top 20
11. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #15)

Se7en stays one step ahead of Bi once again!
10. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #6)
Young Dro IS the hottest thing smokin. Two songs in the Top 20, has to be bad ass. This dance has FINALLY trumped that dumb fucking motorcycle dance by Young Joc. I hated that fucking dance.
9. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #12]

One of the few bright spots of hip-hop right now.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8)
Kind of stagnant right now with Orange Range. GIMME A FUCKING ALBUM!
7. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #10)
Steadily moving up. Still need to pick up the album, a lot of the songs are pretty damn good.
6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Well, falling a little but has two songs to show for his 2006. Not a bad year for Bi I must say.
5. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #1, #1 for 1 Week)
It was an awesome run for the Beat Crusaders. Here is hoping for the Disco song. The english is EVEN WORSE in that song.
4. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks [two times])
The honeymoon is over. The new single is coming soon so there will be more UVERworld soon. Until then, Shamrock is still the mad notes.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #7)

Man, this is a groove right here. With the state of R&B (Which is CRAP) the way it is, he really is one of the few bright spots. Aside from Justin Timberlake and as cool as he is that is just sad. The dude did a country song on Star Search, people! Dammit Usher, we need you! Shit, I cant believe I said that.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)

You know, their album is out. I should probably pick it up at some point. But I'm poor so that shit aint gonna happen. Well, we have a new number one, and that only leaves...
1. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 3)

Yes, my favorite song is a country song. You listen to this song and tell me you dont like it or you cant relate. I can relate because...well I am a dumbass. If this song existed three years ago, I probably wouldnt be so bitter. Hell, if it was out SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO I wouldnt be so bitter. Eh, hindsight and whatnot. Still love the song and Rascal Flatts is the new NUMBER 1!

Stay tuned next week! Can Rascal Flatts hold on? Or will Evanesence slide into number 1? Or is John Legend's legendary run upward gonna continue? Find out next week!

Well, that is all for now. Stay tuned Sunday, there shouldnt be any delays aside from the Atlanta/New York Giants game on Sunday morning when it comes to the season premire! I will return soon, maybe even today! Stay up, peeps!

Live, Laugh and Love.

I Really Love Women! I Do!

Morning peeps! It has been a while and I wanted to give you all something. Oh, next week I have training on some shit I dont care about so I am sure to have a rant on how much I hate training. You know what I hate? People who tell me something will be a 'learning experience.' Who in the fuck do you think you are to tell me that I am gonna learn something?! If DMX aint rapped about it, odds are it means jackshit to me! People suck it dry.

You know what else I can't stand? Women who expect a man to give her a jacket because it is cold. BITCH, YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE COLD WHEN YOU LEFT THE HOUSE! If it is all of a sudden, that is cool. I have given my coat to a lady because it was all of a sudden cold. People in Colorado can relate because the weather here eats ass. However, I gave her my coat because I WANTED TO, not because it is expected. If a woman expects me to give her my coat because its cold, she is stupid. Always bring a coat, and dammit always have an umbrella. I mean fuck, after September you need to prepare for the elements. Expect me to vote for a female President when you cant even prepare for the FUCKING WEATHER?! How will you handle a terrorist attack or Kim Jong Il's funny ass? Get it together, ladies.

Oh, and men you arent off the hook either. I know I mentioned ogling the other day. Now I look at women sometimes (usually in shock to say 'oh no she didnt just wear that!') but I don't STARE. Except for the On The Border girl but that is different. She is HAWT and I can't help it, I'm taking pills and seminars for it. Dudes that just look a woman over like she is a GTO on a showroom are just fucking sad. I cant stand that shit. I agree with women on very few things, but this is one of them. Now when I say agree, dont go getting all happy because like I said before women WANT the attention, just when they WANT it. Case in point, at NDK Nolan, Zach, Nick and I were walking to get some food when two rather attractive females (I would say between 16-18 age range) came walking past us. We were talking, but not about them (we were talking about the goth lesbians inside. Now THEY were saucy but Zach didnt get pictures due to some voyuer law or something) and all of a sudden, after walking normally toward us, they began to walk like their hips were on overdrive. Like they were doing 'the bump' while walking, you know how they do. AS SOON AS THEY HEARD TALKING. Whether it was about them or not wasnt the issue. It doesnt PROVE the point that women all want attention but it does give it value. When no one was paying attention to them it was status quo. As soon as they thought someone was looking it was SHOWTIME, PEEPS! That is what I talk about when women WANT attention, when they dont want it is when they wear a shirt that says 'Dont Look At My Tits' and it is cut...well to their tits. You see, that is stupid.

On the backend of that, men need to not look. By not giving the attention its like ignoring a small child that falls. Actually observe them; if they fall and no one is around to ask if they are okay, they shake it off. If someone displays concern or interest, they cry. Now I am not saying to ignore ALL CHILDREN FALLING. That would just be stupid. Just like I am saying to not completely ignore women. If they dress nice it is to be noticed, no matter what they say. Its why men have nice cars and wear nice shoes. Not me, I wear nice shoes because I like to be FAB-YOU-LOUS. However, if she is trying too hard or is being obnoxious about it (really low cut shirts, any pants with writing on the ass) just ignore her. Maybe she will learn that attention will come to her if she is just herself instead of fishing for it. Because when you fish for attention, odds are you get the kind that you dont want. And that is one to grow on, peeps.

Men, stop going for the women that want any kind of attention and pay attention to the ones that really dont need it. Because them ladies is the hawt ones. Ladies, men that are only talking to you when you are dressed for attention odds are have short attention spans and are thinking you are a whore for the way you dress anyway so stop. No one looks at the girl in the miniskirt and clear heels and says she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. They say she looks like she gives good head and doesnt USE her shoulders. Nothing attracts SMART man like a woman being subtle. I like a lady that is confident with just hanging out and not being the drunk chick face down in the crotch of a guy she just met. Ive seen it before and it does nothing for me. I'm just saying. Ladies that are calm and collective are a lot more appealing than loud and obnoxious. Now I am not saying QUIET because I for the most part am not quiet. At least have something funny or important to say. Funny ladies are SAUCY. Hells yeah, make the Chachi laugh and he is your bitch. Guaranteed.

Well, that is all for now. The Chachi will be back soon for you guys. Top 20 tomorrow! And I may list my traits of what I like to see in a lady. MAYBE. Stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Nature Versus Nuture?

Good morning peeps! Just a quick update, you know the drill. The man is on my back. So it is officially winter as the first snowfall of the season registered last night. Fuck, didnt I just bitch about it snowing like 4 months ago? Damn, I hate Colorado.

So I was doing my rounds of the internet (because working is for suckers) and I noticed this. I guess dressing like a video chick IS in a woman's genes. Instead of her jeans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, I am funny. Seriously, this explains alot. Or very little because women still want to be respected and not ogled at. Even if you wear something ogle worthy. Not ogle worthy like 'shes hot' but more like 'Jesus Christ, cover that up for the children!' I mean seriously, sometimes I wonder if women really think. I'm not gonna use the Chappelle theory but its like someone with a car that has mis-matched doors. If you accentuate something people will take notice. If your breasts are naturally big and a dude looks like he hasnt had milk since he was four I officially apologize. However if you have them pushed in, up and out like a Chad Johnson Go-Route then I dont have any sympathy for your dumb ass. You put them out for display then that is what happens. Deal with it or cover it up. Besides, women suck up attention like vampires (negative or positive and dont let them tell you otherwise) so it really is a win-win for them. And women dont deserve win-wins, just like the Irish dont. And Irish women...I LOTHE YOU. Just kidding...

Well, enough women bashing for a day. I said I would back off and seeing as how my diatribe was only one paragraph I feel like I am getting better. Letting you ladies off easy and all. I think I will start doing pointed rants again about subjects. I miss those, it gave me a direction. Stay tuned, I think I will have one about people bitching about North Korea up pretty soon. All I can say is this: Kim Jong Il is NOT Hitler. Kim Jong Il is funny as HELL. Hitler...not so much.

I will be back soon. When I get a chance, I will post the pictures and the polls for the Chachi's. I got rid of my website (mainly because it didnt fucking work) so I will have to redo THAT. Anyway, stay tuned as the season premire of Passion of Chachi will be this Sunday! Largest post ever, peeps. All for you. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Oh, and KORIKKI!

Revenge of the Nerds!

HELLS YES!! Nan Desu Kan 2006 has come and past peeps. And I must say, it was good times, Zach, Nick, Nolan and I painted the town red and took no prisoners! It was pretty damn bad ass. I will have a more in depth review later. Just wanted to let the peeps know I was alive. I will hopefully have picks and a complete rundown of the festivities on Friday or Saturday. I was just worn out on Sunday.

Oh, and HIGHLANDER THE FUCKING ANIME!! HELLS YES!! I literally came a bit. Oh, and whoever was dressed as Voltron, you are my new idol. And there were less mingers this year, too. I was plesantly suprised. I mean it was a nerd fest for all intents and purposes so not much was to be expected. Even still, there were some nice ladies at the Con. Especially the Advent Children Tifa's. Yep, they was quite the alright. Jail is waiting for me.

THERE WAS NO PARA PARA!! Korikki would be irate at such actions! How in the hell do you have Japanese culture without Korikki?! Oh, and people leave to stop with the Naruto costumes. It wasnt cool last year and it aint cool now. Naruto has about 20 good episodes out of 202 (at my last count) so they need to let it go. Cartton Network does not a good anime equal. And where was Sgt. Frog?! Kerokerokerokerokerokero! Man, there weren't even many Bleach costumes. I was shocked. Oh and Nolan, Keika is so much hotter than Asuka. SO MUCH HOTTER.

Well, I will be back soon with pics and everything. Stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Aw, Ish! Duece K is Back Again!

Morning peeps! Sorry I have been gone for so long, busy week at work. Also, getting ready for NDK tomorrow! Too bad I have no money for swag. That SO SUCKS. Well, thems the breaks of having a car and bus pass because thats where it went. Two-hundred thirty dollars in tags is bullshit. Anyway...ITS TIME FOR THE CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!! Since I wont be updating tomorrow, you get the countdown a day early! I'm a giver. Lets get this party started! Whoop, Whoop! Okay, never again will I do that. Let's get started...

20. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #18)
STILL havent seen Idlewild. According to the box office, neither did anyone else. Its a shame because Ashton Kutcher has the to two movies in America.
19. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (New Entry)

Actually listening to this song right now. I kind of missed JoJo. Good to see her back. I liked 'Get Out (Leave)'
18. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Last Week # 14)
Still no new video, but My Chemical Romance is back. From one goth pop/rock band to another. They are interchangeable.
17. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 20)
Nice little ballad here.
16. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #14)
Wow, this song is STILL in my playlist. And everyone elses.
15. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #17)
Let's just call him Timberlake V.2
14. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #11)
WHERE IN THE HELL IS 'MY LOVE'?!?! Get T.I. and get to work!
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #12)
Still love the dance in this video.
12. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #15]
True thuggin.
11. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #10, #1 for one week)
Man, this song is the game driving on a Friday after work.
10. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #13)
So Nelly Furtado is hawt. Have I said that recently? Because I am going to say it again.
9. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #7)
So yeah, she is hot too. Ms. Koda needs a new video though.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Orange Range has had 3 singles, no new album to make up for Squeezed. I'm kind of pissed off.
7. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #8)
Nice little jam here. Waiting for the new album, though.
6. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)
Still leanin. Just down.
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)

Yeah, I like this song. Sad that rock has taken over hip hop as my second favorite music genre.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Still hanging in there. With Move On moving up, can Freeway hold on?
3. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 6)

I got the stares yesterday night listening to this on the way home. Get off my ass, people! It's a good song!
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
NOOOO!!! Not again! It was a goreat run and comback but it had to end at some point. A new single is coming in November though. I cant wait.
1. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #2)

Yep, we have a new number 1 in time for NDK.

Well, that is all for now. I will be back Saturday for some NDK updates. Until then stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

It's Like Japanese Christmas in October!

Afternoon, peeps! NDK is coming on Friday and I will SO be there! Too bad my finances are rather low or else I would be ALL OVER THAT SWAG! It's all about the swag, peeps. Hope to see some of my five or six readers there. I may sign an autograph or two. Then charge you 5 bucks cuz I need SWAG! Word of the day, peeps.

So at some point this week I am FINALLY going to have the Ladies Night Brackets up. I wil try to get this done ASAP as NDK is Friday and I would have to print some brackets out and allow the passers-by to vote. This is Chachi's America where everyone has a voice. Except the Irish. And they know why.

Speaking of my hatred of people, I am going to lay off women for a while (unless truly deserved such as when they break my heart or string me along) because it really just an't fair to rag on them when these school shootings are going on targeting them. I say alot of things, but at no point do I advocate or endorse violence against women. That is not what my rants are about, they are about venting and informing those that act that way. With that being said it is time to release my ire and fury against those that really deserve it: Star Stealers. Yep, the states that dont really need a star on our flag. Your day is coming.

Well, its back to the grill again. I will be back with the peeps soon. Stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.