You Know, Sometimes You Just Can't FRICKING WIN.

Quick update because I am PISSED OFF TODAY. Let me just run down some things.

Issue #1: I Hate Bike Riders

Seriously, if you are a bike it doesn’t make you a human/car hybrid. You are either on the fucking sidewalk or in the fucking street. You can’t hop back and forth and shit, cutting off cars, running lights and nearly killing pedestrians. I understand you want to save the planet and all that shit and that is cool. Way to go and all that. However, if you get hit by a car for being a fucktard I really don’t feel bad for you. When you are on the road you are a fucking car, not a pedestrian. If you get hit like a car because you are riding around like Mirror Edge…you suck like Mirror Edge. And die violently as well.

Issue #2: Wonder Girls Are Hot

What the hell, man?! I AM NOT GETTING VANNED BECAUSE YOO BIN DECIDES TO LOOK ALL GOOD!

Too bad she can’t really rap or sing. It is kind of a conundrum. That and they really can’t dance well. I mean, they did the “So Hot” dance well but even Soulja Boy could do the Soulja Boy. HE MADE IT! *Sigh* I guess growing up is really hard to do. Especially when I am in love with that.

Issue #3: I Really Like Getting Paid

But the shit aint gonna happen though. Needless to say, I am not happy about it. I can’t say it comes as a shock but much like surprise buttsecks I knew it could happen but I didn’t really EXPECT IT.

But in the end, buttsecks is something we all don’t need but we get so you better be prepared for it. That’s why Friday I am drinking myself stupid for happy hour and anyone who is down for The Great Divide in Denver let me know. I may buy you a beer or two.

That’s all for now. May have an update on Wednesday depending on how I am feeling but until then, you all stay up.

Chachi Out