Wednesday, November 01, 2006
You Just Got Kerry Served
So this article just caught my eye. All I can say is hells yeah! HELLS YEAH! HELLS FUCKING YEAH!!! SPEED RACER FOOL!!! Man, this is almost as big as the Voltron movie and Spiderman 3 (something tells me that the Transformers movie will suck ass, especially with Optimus Prime being a fucking Hummer and Megatron being a rubber mallet because Spielberg is fucking high) for me. The year 2008 has a chance to rock for movies. To bad its like 2 years away and odds are I will be in jail for my Hinoi Team videos. Eh, thems the breaks. Even still, I will keep my eyes on this movie for the peeps and give you updates.
Well, sorry so short but that is all for now. I will be back soon, peeps. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Halloween, fool! WHAT!
So it was brought to my attention Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have called it quits. Well I have said it once and I will say it again; if Bobby and Whitney can not make it, who can? Even still, I was shocked about that. As jaded about love as I am I still felt they would at least be together until their 30’s because….I really don’t have a reason I just thought that. So I am sad to see them break up. Reese RULED in Walk The Line while Ryan was AWESOME in Way Of The Dog. I think that was him. That movie kicked the ass.
Oh, I almost forgot! It’s Halloween today!
Stay up, peeps. No bag-snatching! I'll be back either tomorrow or Friday.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Someone Has To Do It....
Speaking of drunk (like I need a fucking segway) I went out this Friday night and…I need to make a pact with you peeps. I must NEVER….EVER…EVER go out again on Friday nights. Not because of me, because of other people. You know, when I hang out with Zach, Nolan and Nick nothing stupid ever happens. We all pretty much are the same person but even still. It’s good times because we understand the joke (Who doesn’t know what red tape means? Seriously?!) and don’t need to drink or harass women to say we had a good time. We insult those people. Needless to say, I had a good and bad time.
Which brings me to something special. Sometimes you have to take your lumps and sing for your supper. There are times when even I, the Great Chachi, am wrong and must repent. This is one of those times. After the actions of certain people this weekend proved every theory I had about men correct (stupid as all fuck), there was a lady that proved a lot of my assumptions of women wrong. Now the exception usually creates the rule, so I am not truly wrong about women being stupid when it comes to falling for the bullshit men do. However, with the actions of Friday and seeing how sad some men can be, I now understand the shit women have to weed through. And for that….
IM SORRY.
Yes, I said it. Mark it down because it will never happen again. I apologize for all the crap you have to go through from guys that aren’t me. Because I don’t talk to you. It’s not my fault, but someone needs to take ownership for the problem that is dumb ass dudes. I will be big enough to own up to it. There are some men out there that literally have to have a chemical problem that causes their brain to malfunction whenever a vagina is within 10 feet of them. There are a lot of men like that, and they need to be weeded out. Seriously, their ranks are growing and soon there wont be enough women that say yes to appease their simple minds and they will turn feral and attack small pets and children. I have seen it happen. If you have a friend like this, stay away. No good can come from it. Soon you will have to go all Old Yeller on his ass and put him down. The law frowns on that kind of thing on humans, too. I don’t know why, the law I guess.
Anyway, I bought John Legend’s album on Saturday and I skipped through a lot of it. What I heard was AWESOME. I say it kicked ass. However, there is a problem. I bough Diddy’s Press Play that same day. After listening to it…I have to say…
It’s actually good.
I know! I am just as shocked as YOU ARE! It is like Outkast meets Prince meets…well Diddy. Even though there are a lot of guest stars, it still feels like a Diddy album. Even the samples are kept to a minimum! When they are used, they fit the track. All I can say is…uh huh, yeah.
I cannot believe I just said that. So at some point this week I will have a timetable of the winter season of Passion of Chachi. We have the Chachi’s coming up at the end of this month (I PROMISE! REALLY THIS TIME!) and the First Annual Year End Music Countdown (It is going to be a doozy) which may be 100 songs, may be 50 I’m not sure yet. Rather than do all the work myself, I am going to enlist the Council of Awesomeness for more input this time out. Stay tuned, hopefully some great changes are afoot that can help me bring a better blog to the peeps!
Oh, one last thing. Rather than letting employees dress up for Halloween, they are going to have ‘Silly Hat Day’ for them at the place I work. Oh, hell no. I had ‘Silly Hat Day’ already, and no one was down for it so fuck them in their stupid heads! Besides, why in the fuck cant people just dress the hell up? I mean is it that damn serious? God, I hate that place sometimes. Just fucking stupid. Any workplace that wont let people dress up for Halloween but will have Christmas all up in your earhole like a 50 Cent single should be burned to the ground. TO THE GROUND! Nah, it’s not even worth the effort.
I will see you next time, peeps. Oh, and Mike Vick is doing pretty damn well this season. Hope he can keep it up. DIRTY BIRDS, FOOL! WHAT!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Ruck Fules!
Like I have said once before, my life is an open book. Aspects about me are for show and I keep some things secret (some people who would prefer not to be named, where I work, etc). However, there are some things that I will tell and not care about who hears because it is fucking stupid. This is one of those times.
I have had the priviledge (or punishment as I see it) to work in corporate America for the lat 8 years of my employment. The last 3 years or so have been in middle management style work where they give you all THE WORK of a manager and none of the fucking pay. I have to say that although the pay is better than Wal-Mart, the job isnt any better. Let me get one thing straight: work is for chumps. Everyone knows that and it takes varing degress of time to figure that out. I learned that working for my last employer when the lied to me about whether we were going to get laid off. It was clown shoes and they know it. The reason I am ranting about this is because of one thing:
DRESS CODES.
You know, Teq had a song about dress codes. The hook went 'We dont give a damn about a dress code'. Neither do I. Now I understand in some jobs they support communist beliefs by having everyone dress alike to remove individuality and break the spirit of the worker. LONG LIVE THE RED STAR! Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart come to mind. With that being said, those are rather entry-level positions. When you get to a mid-career position, I believe that you have worked long enough and created a track record so that you should not have to be made to dress like a fucking Men's Warehouse or Macy's reject. Yet, it seems that when you get higher up in the world, the more autonomy there is. Mo money, mo problems.
Preach it, Diddy. Anyway, back to my point. What does a dress code do exactly? At the end of the day, we are all people and we want to be comfortable. It is like the whole nose ring at Macaroni Grill fiasco. Who in the FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS APPROPRIATE?! I can gauge what bothers me, thank you very much. The fact that some people believe that there is a set way to dress in corporate America is stupid. Think about it. I do all my work over the fucking phone. I could be in flip flops, chaps, a wifebeater and a 1987 Rediskins NFC Wildcard shirt and do the same work as if I was dressed to the hilt. You know why? Work is about the person, not the dress. Those that believe that dressing well in a phone based enviournment makes you better is a fucking idiot. I said it, a FUCKING IDIOT. People are people and no amount of clothing or training will change that. It is almost like a damn placebo.
Long story short, dress codes are there and you have to abide by them. End of story. I dont have to fucking like it and you cant make me. This is America, bitches! Anothing thing about corporate America while I have a second: I am a human being. I have emotions and feelings no matter how illogical. That being said, you cannot force me to agree with you. I will do it because it is the rule or the company line but I sure as fuck dont have to care or like it. Quit tring to make me see your point of view how something is 'beneficial' or 'great for business' because I already know and couldnt give a donkeys floppy cock about your reasons. Let me have my fucking views, you red commie bastards. Free thought, fools! WHAT!
Now that I am off my soapbox (for the next three minutes), I must say that the new episode of South Park was NOT OFFENSIVE to Steve Irwin. Or Biggie Smalls for that matter. That shit was funny as hell. Not as funny as last weeks, but still. Lay off of it. Nothing humor-wise is out of bounds as long as it is funny.
Look what I found! Ah, to be a kid again...
*Sigh* Back in the time before the weight of the world crushed my dreams like a midget versus King Kong Bundy. Well, I am out for now. I will be back soon peeps. Go with Christ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....shoot....funny stuff. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
Sunday, October 22, 2006
ANOTHER Lazy Sunday Blues.
Now I forgot to do something on Friday. I cant remember what it was...oh yeah!
THE PASSION OF CHACHI TOP TWENTY COUNTDOWN!!!
I cant forget to update the peeps! There was some MAJOR movement this week. Let's get into it at number 20 with a MAJOR DEBUT!
20. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (New Entry)
All I can say it is ABOUT DAMN TIME! Wait a minute. Two debuts and JT and T.I. are at number 20? Who could be bigger than THIS?! Oh, you’ll see. And by the way, anyone that calls him ‘J Tim’ will get anally violated with a porcupine.
19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #14)
It’s about time to say goodbye to the dirty old men. Feel kind of bad, this was a good summer time jam.
18. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #13 Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Well, it seem Miss Koda wont return my calls and is dead serious about the restraining order. I must then move her off the countdown. My love is still here for you, Kumi-chan.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 20)
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Still gotta buy the album.
16. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 18)
So I am still pissed that Soul’d Out doesn’t get props in Japan. I mean they get SOME, but they should be bigger than anything to come out of there. This song kicks the ass.
15. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (New Entry)
YES! YES! I CANT STOP, IT FEELS SO GOOD! It is about FUCKING TIME this song came out (loosely translated mean ‘Your Favorite Song’ I think)! I have been waiting for some UVERworld since AUGUST! Ah, now I can rest easy.
14. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #10)
Pretty good year for Young Dro. I still lean my shoulders a bit when I hear this song. I just don’t lose my mind like I used to.
13. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8, Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Man, I am being petty. I really want another album from these guys and now I’m getting pissed. That and the fat dude needs to cover his damn gut.
12. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #16)
No I can’t. Jail bait comes up next. You know, JoJo actually aint that bad. She is the only ‘blue eyed soul’ act out right now so she kind of has a niche.
11. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #5, #1 for 1 Week)
Okay, time for some new stuff. The opening for Bleach has changed (You know, that ‘Rolling Star’ song by Yui has really grown on me. Much like ‘Life’ did as an ending) and I am waiting for some new stuff from the Crusaders.
10. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yummy. Bennie K is back and in effect. They also released ‘Doggy Love’ as a single but I’m not really a fan of that song. This has Cico dancing. DANCING. Now that is saucy.
9. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 12)
So Bi cracks the top 10 again. This song (although I know no Korean for the most part except the words to ‘It’s My Birthday’ by Bulldog Mansion) is the mad notes and Bi is rather hot right now.
8. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
What is this? More Bi? Not only was Bi the first person (along with Young Dro) to have two songs in the Top 20, he has two songs in the TOP 10. That is big in my book. Although expect UVERworld to get into that club, too. Because they FUCKING RAWK.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #11)
Once again, Se7en edges out Bi on the countdown. However, this is where the big peeps play. Can Se7en hold his own in his first foray into the upper echelon? The peeps will have to see.
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #7)
Mmm…Nelly Furtado. She looks quite the nice in this video. And it speaks true that women are attention whore and men are attention whore givers of attention. It’s the duplicitous edge that we as human live.
5. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #9)
Okay, hip hop is dead but this song is on point. Still anxious for the album. You know, I am fearing when 50 Cent releases his craptastic because I know that everyone will be on it like Koreans on hip hop. I hate Fiddy.
4. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 1, #1 for one week)
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Don’t get me wrong, I am still digging this song but after hearing it 35 times a day in outlets I didn’t expect to hear it (Like BET and Sushi Han) the song has begun to lose its luster. Still give it a spin when women crush my heart and psyche which is all the damn time. I’m a spaz, sue me.
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #4, #1 for three weeks)
The honeymoon AINT over! Man, this song rocks. Combined with the new ballad makes this song get some extra play until I can get the new one on CD or mp3.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week Amy Lee is the bridesmaid. Their album did some ridiculous number first week. I guess other people like this song, too. Even still, we have a new number one! Who trumped Amy Lee and Co and held them at #2 for the second straight week?
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3)
Aw, yeah. Smooth grooves at #1. You know, I don’t watch music video channels a lot but I haven’t heard hide nor hair of this video. I might just miss it when it comes on, but still. This is the mad jam right here and I cant find it anywhere. Anyway, I give it props. Big ups to John Legend for hitting the top!
Well, that's it for this week! Tune in on Friday (I should be able to update as normal this Friday) to see the final Top 20 of October and see if Evanesence can take down John Legend. Or can UVERworld bounce back to the top spot for a FOURTH WEEK. Tune in peeps!
Well, I have been gone for a week and a lot has happend. Had to do some crap for the place that pays me money and it was rather insightful. By insightful I mean I saw how people can reinvent the wheel and call it something else and it be new. I swear, sales training companies are like the Diddy's of training. Just take old hits from the 80's and make it sound so shitty. Fuck training. Everytime I learn something new, a puppy dies. Remember that, people.
Well, I gotta get ready to drive up to Denver...on a Sunday. When I have to go BACK up there on frickin Monday. Yep, it least I have....cool, cool glasses!
Sock it to the man, sock it to the man! Until next time, stay up peeps. Chachi is out for a bit.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, October 16, 2006
This Is What We Call A Snafu...
So, I will be back soon. I have the yearly corporate mindrape that is a seminar/training to attend so I wont be back one Wednesday-Friday. I will be back at least next Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps and pray that Isurvive the brainwashing.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Changing of the Guard!
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
Got some new jams this week. Let's start the show with a new one...
20. Young Dro – Rubber Band Banks (New Entry)
Hell yeah! This song really grew on me because...Young Dro is catchy. And not in that annoying Nelly way, either. Kind of like Naughty By Nature in 1991-1993. You down with OPP? No, I cant get my own. Sad, but funny as hell.
19. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #11, #1 for one week) [Plunge of the Week]
Holy hell, this is dropping. Sleepy Brown's album is out in stores too. Go pick it up it should be pretty good.
18. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (New Entry)
NEW SOUL'D OUT, FOOL! WHAT!
17. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #14)
So 'My Love' was just released as a single. Once the video comes, the two biggest stars of 2006 will be on this countdown. Believe it! Oh fuck, I just quoted Naruto.
16. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #19)
You know...nevermind. I had a Hinoi Team/BoA moment but I aint EVEN GONNA GO THERE. I dont need jail time.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (New Entry)
Mmm....Yuki and Cico. Oh, and Cico is looking hella hawt recently.
14. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Man, this song is still hanging around. Not too bad.
13. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #9)
Man, she releases a single a month. Where in the hell are the videos?!
12. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 17)
Ooohhh, just bested this week again! Well, at least he is one of the two artists with two songs in the Top 20
11. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #15)
Se7en stays one step ahead of Bi once again!
10. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #6)
Young Dro IS the hottest thing smokin. Two songs in the Top 20, has to be bad ass. This dance has FINALLY trumped that dumb fucking motorcycle dance by Young Joc. I hated that fucking dance.
9. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #12]
One of the few bright spots of hip-hop right now.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8)
Kind of stagnant right now with Orange Range. GIMME A FUCKING ALBUM!
7. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #10)
Steadily moving up. Still need to pick up the album, a lot of the songs are pretty damn good.
6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Well, falling a little but has two songs to show for his 2006. Not a bad year for Bi I must say.
5. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #1, #1 for 1 Week)
It was an awesome run for the Beat Crusaders. Here is hoping for the Disco song. The english is EVEN WORSE in that song.
4. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks [two times])
The honeymoon is over. The new single is coming soon so there will be more UVERworld soon. Until then, Shamrock is still the mad notes.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #7)
Man, this is a groove right here. With the state of R&B (Which is CRAP) the way it is, he really is one of the few bright spots. Aside from Justin Timberlake and as cool as he is that is just sad. The dude did a country song on Star Search, people! Dammit Usher, we need you! Shit, I cant believe I said that.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
You know, their album is out. I should probably pick it up at some point. But I'm poor so that shit aint gonna happen. Well, we have a new number one, and that only leaves...
1. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 3)
Yes, my favorite song is a country song. You listen to this song and tell me you dont like it or you cant relate. I can relate because...well I am a dumbass. If this song existed three years ago, I probably wouldnt be so bitter. Hell, if it was out SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO I wouldnt be so bitter. Eh, hindsight and whatnot. Still love the song and Rascal Flatts is the new NUMBER 1!
Stay tuned next week! Can Rascal Flatts hold on? Or will Evanesence slide into number 1? Or is John Legend's legendary run upward gonna continue? Find out next week!
Well, that is all for now. Stay tuned Sunday, there shouldnt be any delays aside from the Atlanta/New York Giants game on Sunday morning when it comes to the season premire! I will return soon, maybe even today! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
I Really Love Women! I Do!
You know what else I can't stand? Women who expect a man to give her a jacket because it is cold. BITCH, YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE COLD WHEN YOU LEFT THE HOUSE! If it is all of a sudden, that is cool. I have given my coat to a lady because it was all of a sudden cold. People in Colorado can relate because the weather here eats ass. However, I gave her my coat because I WANTED TO, not because it is expected. If a woman expects me to give her my coat because its cold, she is stupid. Always bring a coat, and dammit always have an umbrella. I mean fuck, after September you need to prepare for the elements. Expect me to vote for a female President when you cant even prepare for the FUCKING WEATHER?! How will you handle a terrorist attack or Kim Jong Il's funny ass? Get it together, ladies.
Oh, and men you arent off the hook either. I know I mentioned ogling the other day. Now I look at women sometimes (usually in shock to say 'oh no she didnt just wear that!') but I don't STARE. Except for the On The Border girl but that is different. She is HAWT and I can't help it, I'm taking pills and seminars for it. Dudes that just look a woman over like she is a GTO on a showroom are just fucking sad. I cant stand that shit. I agree with women on very few things, but this is one of them. Now when I say agree, dont go getting all happy because like I said before women WANT the attention, just when they WANT it. Case in point, at NDK Nolan, Zach, Nick and I were walking to get some food when two rather attractive females (I would say between 16-18 age range) came walking past us. We were talking, but not about them (we were talking about the goth lesbians inside. Now THEY were saucy but Zach didnt get pictures due to some voyuer law or something) and all of a sudden, after walking normally toward us, they began to walk like their hips were on overdrive. Like they were doing 'the bump' while walking, you know how they do. AS SOON AS THEY HEARD TALKING. Whether it was about them or not wasnt the issue. It doesnt PROVE the point that women all want attention but it does give it value. When no one was paying attention to them it was status quo. As soon as they thought someone was looking it was SHOWTIME, PEEPS! That is what I talk about when women WANT attention, when they dont want it is when they wear a shirt that says 'Dont Look At My Tits' and it is cut...well to their tits. You see, that is stupid.
On the backend of that, men need to not look. By not giving the attention its like ignoring a small child that falls. Actually observe them; if they fall and no one is around to ask if they are okay, they shake it off. If someone displays concern or interest, they cry. Now I am not saying to ignore ALL CHILDREN FALLING. That would just be stupid. Just like I am saying to not completely ignore women. If they dress nice it is to be noticed, no matter what they say. Its why men have nice cars and wear nice shoes. Not me, I wear nice shoes because I like to be FAB-YOU-LOUS. However, if she is trying too hard or is being obnoxious about it (really low cut shirts, any pants with writing on the ass) just ignore her. Maybe she will learn that attention will come to her if she is just herself instead of fishing for it. Because when you fish for attention, odds are you get the kind that you dont want. And that is one to grow on, peeps.
Men, stop going for the women that want any kind of attention and pay attention to the ones that really dont need it. Because them ladies is the hawt ones. Ladies, men that are only talking to you when you are dressed for attention odds are have short attention spans and are thinking you are a whore for the way you dress anyway so stop. No one looks at the girl in the miniskirt and clear heels and says she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. They say she looks like she gives good head and doesnt USE her shoulders. Nothing attracts SMART man like a woman being subtle. I like a lady that is confident with just hanging out and not being the drunk chick face down in the crotch of a guy she just met. Ive seen it before and it does nothing for me. I'm just saying. Ladies that are calm and collective are a lot more appealing than loud and obnoxious. Now I am not saying QUIET because I for the most part am not quiet. At least have something funny or important to say. Funny ladies are SAUCY. Hells yeah, make the Chachi laugh and he is your bitch. Guaranteed.
Well, that is all for now. The Chachi will be back soon for you guys. Top 20 tomorrow! And I may list my traits of what I like to see in a lady. MAYBE. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Nature Versus Nuture?
So I was doing my rounds of the internet (because working is for suckers) and I noticed this. I guess dressing like a video chick IS in a woman's genes. Instead of her jeans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, I am funny. Seriously, this explains alot. Or very little because women still want to be respected and not ogled at. Even if you wear something ogle worthy. Not ogle worthy like 'shes hot' but more like 'Jesus Christ, cover that up for the children!' I mean seriously, sometimes I wonder if women really think. I'm not gonna use the Chappelle theory but its like someone with a car that has mis-matched doors. If you accentuate something people will take notice. If your breasts are naturally big and a dude looks like he hasnt had milk since he was four I officially apologize. However if you have them pushed in, up and out like a Chad Johnson Go-Route then I dont have any sympathy for your dumb ass. You put them out for display then that is what happens. Deal with it or cover it up. Besides, women suck up attention like vampires (negative or positive and dont let them tell you otherwise) so it really is a win-win for them. And women dont deserve win-wins, just like the Irish dont. And Irish women...I LOTHE YOU. Just kidding...
Well, enough women bashing for a day. I said I would back off and seeing as how my diatribe was only one paragraph I feel like I am getting better. Letting you ladies off easy and all. I think I will start doing pointed rants again about subjects. I miss those, it gave me a direction. Stay tuned, I think I will have one about people bitching about North Korea up pretty soon. All I can say is this: Kim Jong Il is NOT Hitler. Kim Jong Il is funny as HELL. Hitler...not so much.
I will be back soon. When I get a chance, I will post the pictures and the polls for the Chachi's. I got rid of my website (mainly because it didnt fucking work) so I will have to redo THAT. Anyway, stay tuned as the season premire of Passion of Chachi will be this Sunday! Largest post ever, peeps. All for you. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Oh, and KORIKKI!
Monday, October 09, 2006
Revenge of the Nerds!
Oh, and HIGHLANDER THE FUCKING ANIME!! HELLS YES!! I literally came a bit. Oh, and whoever was dressed as Voltron, you are my new idol. And there were less mingers this year, too. I was plesantly suprised. I mean it was a nerd fest for all intents and purposes so not much was to be expected. Even still, there were some nice ladies at the Con. Especially the Advent Children Tifa's. Yep, they was quite the alright. Jail is waiting for me.
THERE WAS NO PARA PARA!! Korikki would be irate at such actions! How in the hell do you have Japanese culture without Korikki?! Oh, and people leave to stop with the Naruto costumes. It wasnt cool last year and it aint cool now. Naruto has about 20 good episodes out of 202 (at my last count) so they need to let it go. Cartton Network does not a good anime equal. And where was Sgt. Frog?! Kerokerokerokerokerokero! Man, there weren't even many Bleach costumes. I was shocked. Oh and Nolan, Keika is so much hotter than Asuka. SO MUCH HOTTER.
Well, I will be back soon with pics and everything. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Aw, Ish! Duece K is Back Again!
20. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #18)
STILL havent seen Idlewild. According to the box office, neither did anyone else. Its a shame because Ashton Kutcher has the to two movies in America.
19. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (New Entry)
Actually listening to this song right now. I kind of missed JoJo. Good to see her back. I liked 'Get Out (Leave)'
18. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Last Week # 14)
Still no new video, but My Chemical Romance is back. From one goth pop/rock band to another. They are interchangeable.
17. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 20)
Nice little ballad here.
16. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #14)
Wow, this song is STILL in my playlist. And everyone elses.
15. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #17)
Let's just call him Timberlake V.2
14. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #11)
WHERE IN THE HELL IS 'MY LOVE'?!?! Get T.I. and get to work!
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #12)
Still love the dance in this video.
12. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #15]
True thuggin.
11. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #10, #1 for one week)
Man, this song is the game driving on a Friday after work.
10. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #13)
So Nelly Furtado is hawt. Have I said that recently? Because I am going to say it again.
9. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #7)
So yeah, she is hot too. Ms. Koda needs a new video though.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Orange Range has had 3 singles, no new album to make up for Squeezed. I'm kind of pissed off.
7. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #8)
Nice little jam here. Waiting for the new album, though.
6. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)
Still leanin. Just down.
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
Yeah, I like this song. Sad that rock has taken over hip hop as my second favorite music genre.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Still hanging in there. With Move On moving up, can Freeway hold on?
3. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 6)
I got the stares yesterday night listening to this on the way home. Get off my ass, people! It's a good song!
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
NOOOO!!! Not again! It was a goreat run and comback but it had to end at some point. A new single is coming in November though. I cant wait.
1. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #2)
Yep, we have a new number 1 in time for NDK.
Well, that is all for now. I will be back Saturday for some NDK updates. Until then stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, October 02, 2006
It's Like Japanese Christmas in October!
So at some point this week I am FINALLY going to have the Ladies Night Brackets up. I wil try to get this done ASAP as NDK is Friday and I would have to print some brackets out and allow the passers-by to vote. This is Chachi's America where everyone has a voice. Except the Irish. And they know why.
Speaking of my hatred of people, I am going to lay off women for a while (unless truly deserved such as when they break my heart or string me along) because it really just an't fair to rag on them when these school shootings are going on targeting them. I say alot of things, but at no point do I advocate or endorse violence against women. That is not what my rants are about, they are about venting and informing those that act that way. With that being said it is time to release my ire and fury against those that really deserve it: Star Stealers. Yep, the states that dont really need a star on our flag. Your day is coming.
Well, its back to the grill again. I will be back with the peeps soon. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Styles Clash!
So NDK is on Friday and needless to say, I am kind of excited. I still dont have a costume (although Funkbusters was AWESOME, just cant find a Ghostbusters outfit anywhere) but that doesnt mean I cant enjoy the festivities. Oh, and lets not forget the kickass swag. Except for the yaoi paddles. I hope that shit has died down because I dont need no dudes kissing in my anime. Hell, I dont even like my ladies kissing in my anime. Unless its Momo-chan and Sae-Chan from Peach Girl. That might make me change my mind...just a little.
Oh, and not only was Jackass the number one movie in America last week, ASHTON KUTCHER has the number 1 AND 2 movies in America THIS week. Jebus, maybe the terrorists are winning because this country is getting stupider by the fucking day.
Today I have two things I want to talk about. First is the culture clash that is Asian music. Now for the most part there are traditional artists but I mean the music for the younger generation (hip hop, pop, r&b). It would seem to me that Asians love the hip hop cultere. Dont get me wrong, a lot of countries do but they REALLY love the hip hop culture. There is nothing wrong with that, but it just seems kind of...well off. Case in point: Hyori Lee.
Now dont get it wrong, I love Hyori's music (kinda) and I think she is damn fine (albeit in need of a sandwich because I fucking hate skinny people. Just loathe them bastards). However, her music is kind of a mix between bad pop, bad hip-hop and bad r&b. Take for instance this song here, Hey Girl:
First of, Hyori Lee + a bed + me = HELLS YES. Damn, back to my point. Did that not mind you of Ashanti and Ja Rule? Except it kinda just missed something? Like...black people? Yeah I know this sounds bad but hip hop just looks weird without black people. It's like humans fighting animals (Except my bears vs. women idea. The two biggest threats to society battling it out to the death? Sign me up for season tickets!); it just doesnt look right. Dont get me wrong, I like song and always have. But look at Hyori, BoA (But I love her so she is above all of this), Namie Amuro and to a lesser extent Kumi Koda (Mainly because I think she took the X-Tina persona and just went all over it like that bottle in the Juicy video. Which will be the video of the year, but is still wrong). Sadly, the all seem like bastardized combos of Britney Spears and Ciara with a dash of Ja Rule tossed in. Now the 'hip pop' style was awesome...when I was in college. And it was cool again when I saw Hyori Lee do it with the aforementioned song. However, the style really hasnt changed, and when it has it is just fucking bad. Dark Angel sucked with the whole trying to be 'rock n pop' although Shall We Dance is a bit on the saucy side and even has a little hip pop to it:
Yeah, thats good stuff right there. ANyway, my original point is the overwhelming influence of hip hop on the Asian culture when it comes to music. I mentioned Hyori Lee, but the biggest guilty pary of that is Se7en. Now Se7en rules are but lets face it, he stole from Justin Timberlake who stole from Usher who stole from Bobby Brown who stole from you get the idea. Not a knock because its a good style but come on. I have put Se7en's videos up and you have seen him. I mean could he not be anymore like Justin. There is only ONE JUSTIN, Se7en! You are treading on ground you CANNOT TREAD! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, you know who I like that has used the hip hop cultre in an interesting way that is not named Bennie K? (Oh, and Renso Game from Bennie K Show 2 is the greatest jam ever. I guarantee it you wont be disappointed) AI. For those that don't know who she is...you are a damn dirty bastard. Here is her newest single, I Wanna:
Dancing, nice beat and damn good voice. AI is old school, see some of her old stuff, it's not too shabby. And before you talk about my lack of male artists on here, you should know my views on that. Verbal has a fucking POW! brass knuckles. How about that is whack. Male artists aside for Ryohei and Diggy Mo are just as bad, but anyone that co-wrote Oasis cant be all that bad. Oh and you want to see dancing? THIS is dancing. Hyori, take note:
Old school BoA. You just got served!
Oh, on to my second point seeing as how the first one went nowhere as most of mine do. You see, I have gotten a lot of flack lately from females about my views of women. I while back I read you the list of what women have called me (From mean to anti-social which is PRICELESS seeing as having a BLOG is almost the exact opposite of anti-social depending on how you use it) and for the most part it is true. But you see, today I am going the opposite route and speak on something about men.
You see, when I go out, even when I am drinking I am observing other people because I like to understand as much as possible about why people do what they do and say what they say when they interact with people. It's the Communications major in me I guess. While watching men and women interact over the last two years after college (when the age range of the people I hang out with went from about 18-24 up to 28-40) I noticed something. Men are utter and complete liars. Yep, I said it. The majority of men out there, fuck it I will say 85% of men dont have an honest bone in their fucking body and are just looking for tang. Seriously. A man trying to get tang will say ANYTHING to a woman if she wants to hear it and it gets him to his ultimate goal. It is a sad statement but it is true. You know what is even SADDER? That the more you lie, the better shot of actually getting tang.
You see, I dont mince words and I dont take shorts. That can be seen as mean, I see it as being me. And I am an asshole because I refuse to say what women want to hear because they want to hear it. I say what is true or what I feel and if that falls in line then so be it. Any man who says he 'feels the plight of the woman in todays world' is a fucking MORON and should be shot in the face as such. It really is like people who say that they feel the 'plight of the (name oppressed race, creed, religion, endangered species or handicapped group and place here)' just to not be seen as insensitive. It is fucking bullshit and men that play that game need to be eliminated. Also, the women that BELIEVE that shit should be eliminated. With the power of listening comes the responsibility to filter out the bullshit. With women being so smart, its hard to see how they get 'taken advantage of' or 'treated unfairly' if they are the smartest beings on the universe. If women are so smart, why do they still live in teepees? Explain THAT. Check and mate.
My observation was as such: Men lie becuase women let them. That is all there is to it. If you dont stand for it, they wont do it. Women let them because they like to hear what they want. If what he is saying is a lie and it is a truth to her, that is illogical on both sides and therefore insane. Secondly, women are taught since birth that the reason all men are going to lie to them to get into their gullyholes. Well, that is in part true, but it is rooted in what I said last Sunday about women thinking that they are the end-all be-all of the universe and the vagina has the cure for cancer and the Holy fucking Grail. The fact that men will lie to get the yak is sad but true. Therefore, lies men tell work two ways:
Everything a man says is a lie and therefore she believes what she wants. This puts all the power with the woman which is fine. However, this will come with none of the responsibility because odds are there is alcohol involved.
OR
A man is lying but saying what she wants to hear he must be telling the truth which even though it is a lie it is a truth to her which makes the original theory true that all men lie but also validates MY theory that women believe what they want and create their own reality. I know because I did that for a while and it was stupid. We live in the real world, not Snapdragon and Lollypop Land. The next time a woman says all men are dogs and liars, remember the immortal words of Homer Simpson: It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen. See, cartoons can be deep.
Well, I may be back a little later on. Updates will be sparse until NDK so get ready! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, September 29, 2006
Way Too Chachi
It is time for your weekly fix of the CHachi Top 20 as voted on by myself, the Council of Awesomeness and drunken pirates everywhere. Some of their votes had to be discounted because 'It's A Pirates Life For Me' is bar none the greatest song ever created but it is rather dated. Anyway, let's get this party started RIGHT!
20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (New Entry)
Part one of the K-Pop Battle for Supremacy! Bi is back, and hot as ever.
19. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #16)
18. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #15)
17. Se7en – I Wanna… (New Entry)
Yeah, Se7en is back, too. All I know is that he is on the Timbaland workout plan.
16. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week # 14)
15. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #19]
Still waiting for the Doctor's Advocate, asshole.
14. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #12)
Stall waiting for a new song, assholes.
13. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #18)
Still waiting for you to lift the restraining order, Nelly.
12. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Still hanging around like...dirty old men.
11. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #8)
Still bring sexyback. From where, I dont know. New video with T.I. coming soon! All I can say is muy bueno! Anyone know what happened to Usher? Seriously.
10. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
Still the Friday jam.
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Still number nine.
8. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #10)
Still fucking awesome.
7. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #6)
Still makes me happy in pants with dancing.
6. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10)
Fuck off, I still like Rascal Flatts! Leave me alone, I know I'm black!
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 7)
Is Amy Lee still with the guy from Seether? If not...Im in it to win it. Anyway, love the song and love her.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Making a last ditch effort for the top spot. WIll he fall due to his new ballad?
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #2)
Too bad he is leaning back. Rubber Band Banks is my new jam, though. Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
2. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #3)
Yeah, NDK being a week away this will get some MAD CD play from the Duece. And the maxi single has some kick ass tunage on there as well. Worth the purchase.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
C'mon, could it be anyone else? Gave you the special ending version of the song to boot. Who says I'm not a giver? It's fucking UVERworld. Just picked up the live concert on my computer. Let's just say they blow away any American group I have seen. Seriously, if you are hating then you are missing the hell out.
Well, thats it for the Top 20. Can UVERworld make ith a whole month at #1? Or can the Beat Crusaders infect the top spot? Tune in next week!
Well that is all for now. Beerfest is tonight so you best believe that it is party time. If I still have my pants on, I aint drunk enough. I'm just kidding, drinking is bad. Stay away kids. Adults, knock yourself out, our boys didnt die by the Convenant's hands for us not to drink. Have one for them. And for the Master Chief. Who is so bad ass he doesnt NEED you to drink one for him but is humble enough to accept your respect. Anyway, until next time (odds are Sunday) stay up peeps.
Live Love and Laugh.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Hump Day! Just Without The Humping.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
I Don't Want To Waste This....
And WHY DID U2 OPEN THE GAME?! Jesus, they would have U2 play during Latino History Month if they fucking could. Geez, all the jazz down there and they got U2. Sad. Good job NFL, you ruined a good thing.
Well, that is all for now. Sorry this is so short, but I gotta earn those gift checks. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Okay, Maybe This Day Will Rule...
So since I get paid in gift checks rather than currency, I decided to use my 'paycheck' to buy 35 dollars worth of pie, cookies sushi from Target. You laugh, but that was the best going away party EVER. And I got to rant and rave for a while and get some emotions off my chest. Combine that with the Venture Brothers (Funny ass show that I never see because I have to leave for work at 10pm to be on time) and it was a kick ass weekend.
Man, it is almost OCTOBER. This has been a roller-coaster year, I tell you what. And it ain't even over yet. The party never stops in the Duece's world. The holiday season should rule for the most part and I can hopefully take a few trips (Las Vegas for Holloween and Japan for New Years). That is all dependent on the cash flow situation, though.
Well, it is about that time. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Oh, and I just had my 1,000th visitor this weekend! I want to say thank you to all the people that come here and listen to my ranting, whining and humor. Not gonna lie to you, you make it worthwhile to do this everyday (or whenever I post) and I thank you for your eyes and ears. That number is skewed because I have had to redo my counter a whole bunch of times but even if its a low-ball figure, I appreciate the love.
Thank You, Peeps. Thank You.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
No (Dumb) Grrls Allowed.
Happy Sunday, Peeps! I told you I would be back. Well, I have a few things to go over this weekend. First things first: The Ladies Night Animated Babes Competition is back! I will work on the animated guys (I lost that file when my hard drive went all Mel Gibson a few weeks ago) this and next week in time for NDK. I will have information posted on the boards pretty soon, but word of mouth works pretty well if you catch my drift. This was the original list I had in March of this year:
Misato Katsuragi (Evangelion)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Belldandy (Oh! My Goddess)
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Naru Narusegawa (Love Hina)
Matsumoto (Bleach)
Chi (Chobits)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mizuho (Onegai Teacher)
Excel (Excel Saga)
Yui (Dirty Pair)
May Hoppkins (Gunsmith Cats)
Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
Ifurita (El Hazard)
Momo Adachi (Peach Girl)
Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)
Quinn (Daria)
Cheetara (Thunder Cats)
Scarlet (GI Joe)
Lady Jay (GI Joe)
Princess Clara (Drawn Together)
Betty Boop
Jessica Rabit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Velma (Scooby Doo)
Daphne (Scooby Doo)
April O'Neil (TMNT)
Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Wendy (Superfriends)
Foxy (Drawn Together)
She-Ra (He Man)
Tifa (FFVII)
Aeris (FFVII)
Laura Croft (Tomb Raider)
Reiko Hinomoto (Rumble Roses)
Peach (Mario Brothers)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Chun Li (Street Fighter)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
Oracle (God of War)
Quistis (FFVIII)
Kasumi (DOA)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)
Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
Black Cat (Spiderman)
Black Canary (Birds of Prey/JLA)
Emma Frost (X-Men)
Witchblade (Witchblade)
Spider Woman (New Avengers)
Abbey Chase (Danger Girl)
Huntress (Birds of Prey)
Catwoman (Catwoman)
Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four)
Batgirl (Batgirl)
Shanna (Shanna The She Devil)
Power Girl (JSA)
Zataana (JLA)
Vampirella (Vampirella)
Dawn (Dawn)
A pretty good list, but about 6 months old. I am leaving it up to the peeps to help me make changes.I hope to have the first round start the weekend of NDK (October 6th-8th) and like Douchebrawl have the rounds end each weekend. Due to poor planning (and actually having to FUCKING WORK), the Chachi's will be moved back to the award season. I was trying to avoid that because I hate award shows (The irony is priceless, I know) and that's when the season begins. Yet, my awards kick ass and theirs don't.
So as I said last week, Ted is leaving so that leaves the Clique down to three members. Zach, Nolan and I are holding auditions and are still taking resumes for a new fourth member. We all went to On The Border Saturday and there is this...saucy hostess that has a very nice....let's just say 'rumptacular'. Nolan and I made took no shorts about it. It is a DAMN NICE boo=tay. Too bad she can't be any older than 19 because man...she is wife material right there. Speaking of too young, what in the HELL happened to the Hinoi Team? The young Para Para Princesses are becoming young ladies...
I felt very wrong about watching this video on Youtube. So I downloaded it. For the PARA PARA, you pervs! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter.
Back on females for a second, or as I call them 'my nemesis'. After the On The Border escapade (I swear, that girl is fiy-fiy-ine. And smells nice too, not like Clarie's or 21 like most females between 18-25) I had one of my 'spaz fits' about how women don't follow logic (which they don't) and try as often as they can to pass off responsibility (which is DAMN TRUE) and how they are heartbreakers and vampires (the last of which has been proven by science several times). Now I am full aware those are generalizations to the ultimate degree but at the same time...I fucking fits. I have proven several times that some women UNDERSTAND logic because they come to the right answer. Yet, the problem is that women do like to accept responsibility for their actions because they have been told their WHOLE life that they are special because they are women and they are supposed to be a quandry. No, beating Ninja Gaiden for the X-Box is a quandry. Figuring out why Dick Clark is STILL ALIVE is a quandry (I still say a female virgin's blood but we all know THAT doesn't exist. BOO-YAKKA!). Women are NOT a quandry. They were just riding the anti-Uncle Ben Parker craze of 'with great power comes NO responsibility or accountability' that ran from Jodie Foster's rape scene in 'The Accused' up until about 2004. Then men (and thankfully some women) realized that living like that is stupid because in the end...you really have NO POWER.
This statement right here is not MY opinion but I have heard it several times and I think it is an important viewpoint, not TRUE viewpoint: the only weapon women have is their sexuality. That is a rather STUPID statement, but there is some truth to it. As smart as a woman is, at the end of the day, according to women, her looks and marketablity are all she is worth to men. You will hear very few people with half a fucking brain argue that because there is a hefty grain of truth to it. It is not FAIR, but tough shit, that's life. So when it comes down to sex, which when you look at that statement, that means that women have all the power, right? Let's break sexual situations down:
1. If she says no and you go for it, it is rape. One point for the ladies (now don't get all pissy because I am giving a point for rape.)
2. If she says yes and you say yes and you go for it, it is rape. Don't ask because you KNOW the answer and it will just piss you off. Point for the ladies because alcohol is the great stupidifier. And if anyone knows that, it is ME.
3. If she says no and you say no, depending on the geographic shift of the lunar force currents a woman can respond one of 729 ways. Fuck that, you lose anyway. When this happens it is a wildcard because quite simply women are used to saying no in response to a demand, not an agreement to a response. Really think about it and the words make sense. Or they don't and FUCK YOU, it is my damn blog.
However if she says yes and YOU SAY NO, you officially rob her of all her power and put all the responsibility on HER. And women respond to the power shift like men do to being confronted about a lie: confusion and blame. Since the majority of time (I'm gonna put it at 85% as a nice round number) women are the ones making the ultimate decision about whether to say yes or no in a sexual situation, they are not used to having that power taken away. By a man saying 'You know what, I don't think it would be good to do this right now, we should wait' you officially have triggered the 'WTF, OH NO YOU DIDNT' button in a woman. Now I have had women tell me that it is just not expected (which makes me say 'Is your yak lined with Mr. Sparkle and plum sake because it better be to make it impossible for me to say no?') to hear a man say no in a sexual situation. BULLSHIT. We are not ALLOWED to say no lest we feel the wrath of a scorned, stupid woman. Women are used to SAYING no not being TOLD no, lest you get charged with ssexual assault or seen as a perv.
While I am at it. Women always say they want to be respected for their minds and abilities yet when it all comes down to it, they know that boobies and butts are called 'money-makers' for a reason. Hell, Ludacris wrote a shitty song about it. BTW, I hate that fucking song. Anyway, women show their goods at work, school and in public to get ahead. There is nothing wrong with that in the slightest. Shit, if my breasts were perkier, I would do the exact same thing. My issue is that women will dress like a Ying Yang Twinz video (all races, dont even act like you are above this statement no matter who you are) and at the same time say 'I want to be respected in all aspects of life for my abilities and talents'. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. The fact that women think they can have it both ways is the problem. By having the power of sexuality with no real accountability or responsibility to know the BALANCE of sexuality and actual common sense is the factor that women don't (or fucking won't) acknowledge. Men don't respect your right to dress like a whore (and yes, there is a uniform and it has been pointed out several times. Clear heels need to be left in the strip club ladies), but ALSO need to respect your mind (which is hard to notice your intellect because you are dressed...like a whore). Because we men dont accept this duplicitous (I love that word) edge of stupidy women see as a right, all men ain't shit. You know what, watch the Pimp Chornicles (This will be the ONLY TIME you see me reference a pimp to prove my point. I promise) and Katt Williams pretty much lays it down. Much like I tell black people still blaming the white man for their issues because they are being 'held down' despite the fact your triffling black ass hasnt updated your resume since 2001 and you ain't tried to find a real job since 2003, you dumb ass fucktard. Ladies, ahem. If you still believe that men don't respect or understand you and you are over the age of 23 (college is enough fucking time to get your shit together) and you STILL go to the same clubs to try to catch a man or you are with a dumb ass motherfucking man that you met at that same fucking club that treats you like shit because your dumb ass won't leave the comfort of a relationship:
MAYBE THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOU!!
I'm just saying. I came to grips with the fact that I am single mainly because of ME (being not-so-attractive and an utter and complete asshole are other main factors) and I am the problem until I find someone like me. Which ain't gonna happen. There just arent many Latina, J-Pop loving, anime watching, 50 Cent hating Atlanta Falcons fans with nice butts that enjoy the theater and see the science of Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. Is that so much to ask? I'm kinda picky. Oh, and understand that Maeken fucking RULES ALL:
Usher ain't got SHIT on Maeken! Oh and that girl in the braids? Not too shabby if I say so myself. Anyway, long story short women need to own up to the fact that the power they have has a consequence and that understanding that will make you life a lot easier. And mine because then I can relax and find a nice lady to settle down and watch Peach Girl with.
Oh, and America. You made Jackass Number Two the number one movie in America. There is no fucking hope for you people. Geez, just when I thought people were getting smart after Paris Hilton's album flopped like...well NOT like her having sex according to the tape. It was like watching insect porn. Grasshoppers fucking; not my cup of tea.
So remember on Friday I was talking about more Koda Kumi. Well, here it is and it seems she found the Britney Spears catsuit:
Holy hotness. If there was a woman that needed to do a music video in a catsuit (I won't say BoA because that's not how she rolls. But damn, that would be TEH HAWT if she was writhing around like that) it is Koda Kumi. Sweet Aunt May's wheatcakes she is saucy like Queso Live. And I bet just as tasty. OH!
So, before I end this I need to talk about the Se7en vs. Bi/Rain battle. So I had given to edge to Bi because of Free Way (currently number #5 on the Chachi Top 20) and it's groovy awesomeness. Keep in mind I left the poor English translation alone because we all know I love Beat Crusaders and the only worse enemy of the English language is Nelly. Hoever, I think Se7en may bave taken the battle to a new level. New song, new album and obviously he is on the Timbaland Work Out Plan because this man is SWOLLEN. Check out I Wanna...:
Okay, I am sorry but that is fucking hawt. I could care less what you have to say about sexuality, that is just damn sexy. We will have a new entry on Friday, I swear on it. On the other hand, Bi has a new single and it is also called I Wanna Know. All I can say is OOOOHHHHH, its on now! Is there anything better than a Korean pop star dance off? No. No there isn't.
You just don't see this kind of stuff in the States. I hope to change that at NDK, cuz someone is getting SERRRRR-VED!
Well, that is enough for today. I will try to be back tomorrow. Be sure to give input on the Ladies Night Battle. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, September 22, 2006
What Was Old Is Now New...
Well, it is about that time. Time for the CHACHI TOP 20 of the Week! Can Sleepy Brown hold on or will Young Dro lean into the top spot with some help from T.I.? Lets find out, starting with my ladies at #20!
20. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #16)
Well, its almost over. My ladies are on the way out and it saddens me to say it. But the songs about are newer and hotter. Only musically, I still love me some Yuki and Cico.
19. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 14)
Eh, this song is losing its luster. I liked it because America hated it, now no one cares about them And neither do I.
18. Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [New Entry]
Fuck yes. I can not WAIT for this album. Aside from Talib Kweli's album it is gonna be a slow holiday season for hip hop. This song is not only great beat-wise, but Game has really improved over his first works, which I wasn't a fan of. Besides, an enemy of 50 is a friend of mine.
17. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (New Entry)
Just saw this video 10 minutes ago. And GOD DAMN I LOVE NELLY FURTADO! Shit her eyes are just....damn. Striking, dude. Striking.
16. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #13)
I was actually grooving to this on the way to work. Still like, but not as much as the rest.
15. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
Still need to see Idlewild. Heard it kicked ass.
14. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #13)
These guys need a new song. They have my attention now keep it.
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)
Still love the dance. Learning a lot more about them and they kind of kick ass.
12. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
This song officially is play'd out. Saw it in a Tampax commercial.
11. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #17)
Listening to it right now. Can't wait for the new album, John.
10. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 18)
This weeks biggest mover. Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. The next person that asks why gets their ASS WHOOPED ON!
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 10)
This video kicks ass. The song is average (compared to other Orange Range work) but man that video is worth the watch.
8. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #6)
Still sexy, but moving backwards if you get my drift.
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 11)
Amy Lee = HAWT. I say it a lot, but the shit is true. Oh, and wolves rule.
6. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)
So Ms. Koda has a new video. It is A LOT tamer than this one. Yet, since there is no bottle licking, it is not as cool. Yes, I like Asian women licking bottles. It's a thing I have. Bite me.
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Same spot as last week. Move On just got downloaded by yours truly, and K-Pop ballads RULE. Yes, I said it. I still dig this jam, especially on the late night tip.
4. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)
Last weeks number one falls! Although it is Friday and at 4:55PM I WILL blare this song, it falls from the top. Bout time Sleepy Brown got a hit, BTW.
3. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #9)
FUCK YES. This song WILL be sang while driving and in karaoke. Broken english kicks ass!
2. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)
Almost there for the hottest thing smokin. So 2006 is officially the year of T.I. and I can't be mad. As long as its not Nelly, I am good to go.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for two weeks)
The Kings of Kings have returned to their throne! Yes, this song kicks ass. STILL. They need some new stuff though. Oh, and just downloaded their live show, too. DTechnolife is next level performed live.
Well, that is all for this week. I will try to be up tomorrow AND Sunday but I make no guarantees. Ted is leaving (I think) this weekend so gotta hang out with the Clique. Until then, stay up peeps. And lets get DANGEROUS!
Live, Laugh and Love.