So after having two members leave the band, I have decided to move on. A2B is back in effect! The boy band of the new generation is back like cooked crack! New members and a new sound! Problem is....there are only TWO members now (Three if you count Joey...which I cant because I dont think he can sing or dance) which means that we could only be at best Wham! which isn’t BAD but you know....we're straight.
With that being said, I am open to new members. Preferably Asians because we are totally going after that Big Bang/Rain/Se7en crowd overseas. Also, I need to get up on my funky fresh dance moves. This band is going to be all about getting loose. To accomplish this, I am going to need to recruit new members. We could also use another Black guy; those are in after the whole Obama running for President. Also, because of a little EEO situation in my hiring practices from 2007, the courts have decided that not only do I have to put a NEGRO in my group I also have to bring in a skirt. Yes, there may be a female member in A2B. So ladies, when I hold auditions you are free and able to join in. Only if you dance and look like this:
If you can, you are officially the most talented and you are IN. If you are Namie Amuro….I LOVE YOU.
I know having a female member defeats the term "boy band" but hey, I'm all about the dream. The dream of being knee deep in Japanese schoolgirls. Is that so wrong? No. Illegal in the US and A, yes....but not wrong in Japan. More details coming soon but know this….
A2B IS BACK, BABY!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Chachi Don't Dance, He Boogie!
Happy Father’s Day to all the peeps out there with children! Which is like….two of you….and you are doing an excellent job! Let’s get rid of the babymama’s out there without killing them, I mean. The father is a lost art out there, as is the mother for the same reason. People don’t understand that when you have a child you are officially starting up a business for 18 years and if you have poor business practices your business will not get off the ground. Same with children. Think about that before having sex with someone that you think won’t be a good boyfriend/girlfriend, let alone parent. The fam is important, peeps. One luv on that one. Not to be a downer, so you know what to do. Find your daddy and tell him big ups for teaching you and the whatnot.
With that being said…..
AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW IS BACK THIS THURSDAY!!
Can I get a FUCK YEAH?! The best TV show of the season is back and all I can say is IT’S ON! All reality shows can bow down to the greatness that is ABDC next week as the crews are back and ready to join the Jaba as ABDC winners! Now I have heard people out there have the utter and complete audacity to even COMPARE ABDC with a shitty little show called “So You Think You Can Dance” to which I say NIGGA PLEASE! The only thing that “So You Think You Can Dance” is better that ABDC at is sucking floppy equestrian wang. Now I will admit I have only see one episode of the show and it was the “Too Much Booty In The Pants” dance which was AWESOME but the rest of the show was not. If I wanted to see people dance pretentiously I would watch ballroom dancing on PBS. I mean, it would be cool if they kicked it Bob Fosse-style:
Since that show will NEVER do anything that kick ass it will never equal the “You Got Served” meets “Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo” awesomeness that is ABDC. However, there is something that I have to comment on. On a scale of 1-10…how GAY is J.C. Chasez? Seriously, he is the gayest gay since Gayzor the gay Dragon attack the town of Gayvania and was locked away by the gay knight in the Uber-Gay Mountains for 1,000 gay years. The man wore a fucking kerchief! How in the FUCK do you leave the house in a kerchief unless you are Hank Venture? Gawd, he freaks me out. Don’t even get me started on “Saved By The Gay” Mario Lopez:
My god that dude is as gay as Kansas City in the springtime. They really need to replace the judges. I mean what the fuck does Lil Mama know about dancing? Did you SEE the “Lip Gloss” video? That bitch is as good a dancer as LaToya Jackson. And she looks like her two with her 38 year old ass. The only thing Lil about Lil Mama is her talent. BURN, BITCH! Shane Sparks can stay because he is the only normal person on the show and JC can stay if he promises to bring a fire extinguisher to put out the gay balls of fire in his pants because his gay is fucking up my reception. That is coming from someone that loves the theater and disco, people. As for Lil Mama, she needs to fucking go. She can’t even speak English for shits sake! That bitch is worthless and gives no insight whatsoever! I mean you already have a chick in JC (Who is gay enough to be two chicks, a gay man and a talking hamster named Mr. Fluffles) so if you need to replace her with a female bring one with dancing talent. Maybe give me some Ciara or…be still my beating heart..BoA:
Lil Mama WISHES she could dance like that. I still say they keep Shane, replace Lil Mama with another more talented female artist (Maybe Kumi Koda? She has been working on her English and doesn’t sound bad at all) and either add a fourth or replace JC with the ultimate dance. The one…the only…
MC HAMMER!
I said it here first: you cannot have a dance show with THE HAMMAH!! Proper. This year’s crop of crews isn’t as top heavy as last year because it pretty much was:
1. Jabawockeez (Yes, they were already in “Step Up 2: The Streets” but they KILLED IT. Literally. I call them “Phil Spektor” from this point forward.)
2. Status Quo (I place them above Kaba Modern because they made the finals and they got better as the contest went on. Jaba was already better than everyone and Kaba never really changed while Stat Quo got better and cleaner every week and showed pure growth.)
3. Kaba Modern (Actually “2A” but they really just didn’t SURPRISE anyone as much as they did what they did very well. SLIGHTLY behind Status Quo because they did very little stunt work and didn’t really add to their routines. Even still, they and SQ are interchangeable. And I love Yuri. Don’t cry, I still love you!!)
4. Live In Color (THEY WERE FUCKING ROBBED! Their performance to “Bombs Over Baghdad” was the best performance of the season OF ANY CREW and the judges know it. Politics or whatever, I believe that we were robbed of a KICK ASS final four matchup because that would have made my head explode.)
5. Everyone Else (Yes, you all fell down here. Not a BAD thing but please understand: last year’s ABDC was like the NFC in the 90’s. You had three great teams (49ers, Cowboys, Packers) and one team that sometimes brought it’s A game (Varied). The rest battled for the Wildcard spots. Especially Fysh ‘N Chicks and BreakSk8. You both robbed Live In Color IMHO, but that is why democracy doesn’t fucking work.)
This season everything is rather even. A few West Coast crews have the edge and Distorted X looks to be a good dark horse pick. Fanny Pak needs to NOT FUCKING BE THERE as they are the William Hung of ABDC. Yeah, I said it. I personally liked Full Effect because big people are representin, mofos! It was not to be, though. Xtreme Dance Force is actually VERY good but look too bro’d out for my taste (Can’t call a do-over because of too much scotch and bro rape the night before) while Supreme Soul looks to be the winner of this thing so MTV can have a “You Got Served” type rematch between the supposed rivals. You don’t see Ruben and Clay matching up in a sing-off, do you? Although I would pay to see the Gelfling face off against the Velvet Teddy Bear. If the Boogie Bots (GREATEST. NAME. EVER.) step up and stop being Kaba Modern V.2 then we could be in business. I just don’t want SassX7 to get farther than the second week. Shhh! was better by far but since MTV needs to get that elusive drunken whore audience (Which I thought was on lockdown with Tila Tequila and The Hills but I guess whores actually watch more shows than that when they aren’t drinking or swallowing) guarantee that SassX7 gets past them. Oh, and no handi-capables so if A.S.I.I.D wins then I will fucking revolt. Oh, and I am officially pulling a Barack Obama NOT backing my candidate yet. However I will say I am a fan of SoReal Crew. But I say nothing yet. You will know my pick before the premier! Stay tuned!!
Well, that is all for now. Watching the repeat of the ABDC Casting Special (Can you tell?!) but I will be back tomorrow. Until then, stay up. And happy father’s day!
Chachi Out.
With that being said…..
AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW IS BACK THIS THURSDAY!!
Can I get a FUCK YEAH?! The best TV show of the season is back and all I can say is IT’S ON! All reality shows can bow down to the greatness that is ABDC next week as the crews are back and ready to join the Jaba as ABDC winners! Now I have heard people out there have the utter and complete audacity to even COMPARE ABDC with a shitty little show called “So You Think You Can Dance” to which I say NIGGA PLEASE! The only thing that “So You Think You Can Dance” is better that ABDC at is sucking floppy equestrian wang. Now I will admit I have only see one episode of the show and it was the “Too Much Booty In The Pants” dance which was AWESOME but the rest of the show was not. If I wanted to see people dance pretentiously I would watch ballroom dancing on PBS. I mean, it would be cool if they kicked it Bob Fosse-style:
Since that show will NEVER do anything that kick ass it will never equal the “You Got Served” meets “Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo” awesomeness that is ABDC. However, there is something that I have to comment on. On a scale of 1-10…how GAY is J.C. Chasez? Seriously, he is the gayest gay since Gayzor the gay Dragon attack the town of Gayvania and was locked away by the gay knight in the Uber-Gay Mountains for 1,000 gay years. The man wore a fucking kerchief! How in the FUCK do you leave the house in a kerchief unless you are Hank Venture? Gawd, he freaks me out. Don’t even get me started on “Saved By The Gay” Mario Lopez:
My god that dude is as gay as Kansas City in the springtime. They really need to replace the judges. I mean what the fuck does Lil Mama know about dancing? Did you SEE the “Lip Gloss” video? That bitch is as good a dancer as LaToya Jackson. And she looks like her two with her 38 year old ass. The only thing Lil about Lil Mama is her talent. BURN, BITCH! Shane Sparks can stay because he is the only normal person on the show and JC can stay if he promises to bring a fire extinguisher to put out the gay balls of fire in his pants because his gay is fucking up my reception. That is coming from someone that loves the theater and disco, people. As for Lil Mama, she needs to fucking go. She can’t even speak English for shits sake! That bitch is worthless and gives no insight whatsoever! I mean you already have a chick in JC (Who is gay enough to be two chicks, a gay man and a talking hamster named Mr. Fluffles) so if you need to replace her with a female bring one with dancing talent. Maybe give me some Ciara or…be still my beating heart..BoA:
Lil Mama WISHES she could dance like that. I still say they keep Shane, replace Lil Mama with another more talented female artist (Maybe Kumi Koda? She has been working on her English and doesn’t sound bad at all) and either add a fourth or replace JC with the ultimate dance. The one…the only…
MC HAMMER!
I said it here first: you cannot have a dance show with THE HAMMAH!! Proper. This year’s crop of crews isn’t as top heavy as last year because it pretty much was:
1. Jabawockeez (Yes, they were already in “Step Up 2: The Streets” but they KILLED IT. Literally. I call them “Phil Spektor” from this point forward.)
2. Status Quo (I place them above Kaba Modern because they made the finals and they got better as the contest went on. Jaba was already better than everyone and Kaba never really changed while Stat Quo got better and cleaner every week and showed pure growth.)
3. Kaba Modern (Actually “2A” but they really just didn’t SURPRISE anyone as much as they did what they did very well. SLIGHTLY behind Status Quo because they did very little stunt work and didn’t really add to their routines. Even still, they and SQ are interchangeable. And I love Yuri. Don’t cry, I still love you!!)
4. Live In Color (THEY WERE FUCKING ROBBED! Their performance to “Bombs Over Baghdad” was the best performance of the season OF ANY CREW and the judges know it. Politics or whatever, I believe that we were robbed of a KICK ASS final four matchup because that would have made my head explode.)
5. Everyone Else (Yes, you all fell down here. Not a BAD thing but please understand: last year’s ABDC was like the NFC in the 90’s. You had three great teams (49ers, Cowboys, Packers) and one team that sometimes brought it’s A game (Varied). The rest battled for the Wildcard spots. Especially Fysh ‘N Chicks and BreakSk8. You both robbed Live In Color IMHO, but that is why democracy doesn’t fucking work.)
This season everything is rather even. A few West Coast crews have the edge and Distorted X looks to be a good dark horse pick. Fanny Pak needs to NOT FUCKING BE THERE as they are the William Hung of ABDC. Yeah, I said it. I personally liked Full Effect because big people are representin, mofos! It was not to be, though. Xtreme Dance Force is actually VERY good but look too bro’d out for my taste (Can’t call a do-over because of too much scotch and bro rape the night before) while Supreme Soul looks to be the winner of this thing so MTV can have a “You Got Served” type rematch between the supposed rivals. You don’t see Ruben and Clay matching up in a sing-off, do you? Although I would pay to see the Gelfling face off against the Velvet Teddy Bear. If the Boogie Bots (GREATEST. NAME. EVER.) step up and stop being Kaba Modern V.2 then we could be in business. I just don’t want SassX7 to get farther than the second week. Shhh! was better by far but since MTV needs to get that elusive drunken whore audience (Which I thought was on lockdown with Tila Tequila and The Hills but I guess whores actually watch more shows than that when they aren’t drinking or swallowing) guarantee that SassX7 gets past them. Oh, and no handi-capables so if A.S.I.I.D wins then I will fucking revolt. Oh, and I am officially pulling a Barack Obama NOT backing my candidate yet. However I will say I am a fan of SoReal Crew. But I say nothing yet. You will know my pick before the premier! Stay tuned!!
Well, that is all for now. Watching the repeat of the ABDC Casting Special (Can you tell?!) but I will be back tomorrow. Until then, stay up. And happy father’s day!
Chachi Out.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
To Learn Is Human. To Get Funky....That's Godly.
So “The Incredible Hulk” was FUCKING AWESOME. I will try to have a full review tomorrow with it’s pros and cons. As a comic book movie I have to put it number two all time, ahead of Iron Man and JUST BEHIND Batman Begins. It was told that damn well. However, as a movie it was by the numbers and did little to sway from the Hulk mythos or what was expected while Iron Man took the risk of focusing on Tony Stark than the suit (Created a great mix). In comparison to Iron Man, Batman Begins and Spiderman it wasn’t as good of a movie overall. But it was FUCKING AWESOME. See it now, fuck a review.
So in between the Hulk movie, Lil Wayne’s album and the spraining of my ankle (Which doesn’t hurt as bad and isn’t swollen so I hope it’s okay) I learned a lot last week. So now, it is time for an installment on the Passion of Chachi that I haven’t done in almost two years…
I Learned Something Today!
I Learned That….Wine Is Okay.
I have never really been a wine guy. Four years in Italy will do that to you but even still if it didn’t come from Eastern Europe or Mother Russia I was not about it alcohol-wise. After the last two-and-a-half years I have finally gotten a taste for it (White wine, anyway. Red wine and I don’t get along after the PF Chang’s incident. Waste of a fly-ass shirt) and after Thursday I REALLY got a taste for it…about 8 or so glasses worth. At least that was the count before I said “Pfft, counting is for vampires” and just went to town. Part of the reason I am limping around. Hey, I enjoyed myself and that is all that matters.
I Learned That…..Maybe, Love IS A Very Splendid Thing?
*Sigh* what I thought was loathing is actually….unloathing? I refuse to say love because love is for suckers but…you never know. Too bad she sees me as more of a “stalker” than anything else but since that is half-truth I am not that upset about it. The cover of night is the ally of a true man of unrequited love.
I Learned That….What In The Fuck Am I Talking About? Love Stinks.
What do you call a woman that loves The Big Lebowski, watches ABDC (America’s Best Dance Crew for the losers out there), and insults a bro to his face (AWESOME!)? Married. Yep….that’s what you get when you let your heart win. See, still waters run deep!
I Learned That….People Are FUCKING IDIOTS.
WHY IN THE FUCK IS R. KELLY NOT IN JAIL?! After FINALLY going to trial so the King of R & Pee could get his comeuppance, he is instead found not guilty. Are you fucking kidding me? Screw the evidence, screw niggas thinking he is being railroaded by the White man (White man didn’t put that little girl in his room!) and screw the fact she is older than me now. Let’s use logic here: he has a history of doing improper acts with children from Aaliyah (THEY WERE FUCKING MARRIED, PEOPLE!) to that girl he reportedly made have an abortion (Which rules because it goes in line with my anti-baby policies) at FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. Now say what you will about my schoolgirl jokes but at least I am going to go where it isn’t looked down upon. In America, we do NOT believe in fucking minors on camera….unless you piss on them. This set a bad precedent and pretty much means NAMBLA and the Catholic Church (Or as I call them THE SAME FUCKING THING) will now begin to pee on little boys. Slippery slope my ass, only thing slippery about this situation will be your daughters because R. Kelly is free and is about to pee. That nigga is a pedophile and a pisser and I hope he dies slow. Fuck you, America. Fuck you in your child pisser supporting asses.
I Learned That….Religion Is What You Make Of It. Which Makes It Bullshit.
So I am beginning to realize that people who believe that their religion is the only true religion are either fucking retarded or batshit crazy. Understand something right here and right now: if you believe in Christianity and you don’t follow the bible to the fucking tee you are going to hell. End of story. If you think the bible is up for your own interpretation then you are mishandling and reshaping the “word” of God and the “teachings” of Jesus Christ which makes you the worst kind of sinner. You are not only taking the lords word in vain you are taking his words and making them your own which is the ULTIMATE NO-NO. I am sick of you cockamamie religious fucks that say “I am spiritual about my faith” and “I use the bible to guide my life, I don’t take it literally” because by NOT being in full belief about your faith and NOT using the bible and its nonsensical stories to guide your life IN ITS LITERAL SENSE you are NOT following the word. You are just as bad as me and I personally despise the concept of Jesus Christ. Fuck him; he was a loud-mouthed, impeccably kempt (I will admit, that hair was FABOO), self-righteous, disco loving Jew that needed to keep his fucking mouth shut. I know it, the Romans knew it, the Jews knew it and most importantly you all know it. All religion is bullshit but Christianity wins the kewpie doll for asshatery because they claim to be the only true religion and yet there are multiple sects that all say the other is wrong because they aren’t like them. Christians hate Catholics, Catholics hate Christians and they ALL hate Mormons which makes little sense because at least a real Mormon will tell you the Book of Mormon is bullshit. It is a vehicle that helps them appreciate family, gives them grounding in understand how things may have been and helps them get that cash money because even poor Mormons are ballin. The simple fact is that more has been done to discredit the TRUTH of the events in the bible than to prove the stories happened. However, that is not to discount what it means to people. I always say that if something makes you a better person then by all means go for it. If you find that solace in the bible then great, just don’t tell me the shit REALLY happened because if it did the events would contradict every action that happened in every other book of worship. Hell, it would contradict what happened in the OLD FUCKING TESTAMENT! BTW, if the fact there is a NEW TESTAMENT isn’t enough to cast some doubt about the plausibility of the stories actually being true then you really are not a logical being and there is no help for you. Might as well put on a yellow suit, run around with your arms in the air and call yourself “banana man” because that what you are doing. Follow the word and let it advance YOU, leave me out of your bullshit and stop sounding like a douche by trying to convince the world the all the shit actually happened.
I learned some more, but those were the big ones. I will try to be up tomorrow with The Incredible Hulk review and a rant but I dunno yet. I have been on this for almost 30 days straight. May need a day break. You never know. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
So in between the Hulk movie, Lil Wayne’s album and the spraining of my ankle (Which doesn’t hurt as bad and isn’t swollen so I hope it’s okay) I learned a lot last week. So now, it is time for an installment on the Passion of Chachi that I haven’t done in almost two years…
I Learned Something Today!
I Learned That….Wine Is Okay.
I have never really been a wine guy. Four years in Italy will do that to you but even still if it didn’t come from Eastern Europe or Mother Russia I was not about it alcohol-wise. After the last two-and-a-half years I have finally gotten a taste for it (White wine, anyway. Red wine and I don’t get along after the PF Chang’s incident. Waste of a fly-ass shirt) and after Thursday I REALLY got a taste for it…about 8 or so glasses worth. At least that was the count before I said “Pfft, counting is for vampires” and just went to town. Part of the reason I am limping around. Hey, I enjoyed myself and that is all that matters.
I Learned That…..Maybe, Love IS A Very Splendid Thing?
*Sigh* what I thought was loathing is actually….unloathing? I refuse to say love because love is for suckers but…you never know. Too bad she sees me as more of a “stalker” than anything else but since that is half-truth I am not that upset about it. The cover of night is the ally of a true man of unrequited love.
I Learned That….What In The Fuck Am I Talking About? Love Stinks.
What do you call a woman that loves The Big Lebowski, watches ABDC (America’s Best Dance Crew for the losers out there), and insults a bro to his face (AWESOME!)? Married. Yep….that’s what you get when you let your heart win. See, still waters run deep!
I Learned That….People Are FUCKING IDIOTS.
WHY IN THE FUCK IS R. KELLY NOT IN JAIL?! After FINALLY going to trial so the King of R & Pee could get his comeuppance, he is instead found not guilty. Are you fucking kidding me? Screw the evidence, screw niggas thinking he is being railroaded by the White man (White man didn’t put that little girl in his room!) and screw the fact she is older than me now. Let’s use logic here: he has a history of doing improper acts with children from Aaliyah (THEY WERE FUCKING MARRIED, PEOPLE!) to that girl he reportedly made have an abortion (Which rules because it goes in line with my anti-baby policies) at FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. Now say what you will about my schoolgirl jokes but at least I am going to go where it isn’t looked down upon. In America, we do NOT believe in fucking minors on camera….unless you piss on them. This set a bad precedent and pretty much means NAMBLA and the Catholic Church (Or as I call them THE SAME FUCKING THING) will now begin to pee on little boys. Slippery slope my ass, only thing slippery about this situation will be your daughters because R. Kelly is free and is about to pee. That nigga is a pedophile and a pisser and I hope he dies slow. Fuck you, America. Fuck you in your child pisser supporting asses.
I Learned That….Religion Is What You Make Of It. Which Makes It Bullshit.
So I am beginning to realize that people who believe that their religion is the only true religion are either fucking retarded or batshit crazy. Understand something right here and right now: if you believe in Christianity and you don’t follow the bible to the fucking tee you are going to hell. End of story. If you think the bible is up for your own interpretation then you are mishandling and reshaping the “word” of God and the “teachings” of Jesus Christ which makes you the worst kind of sinner. You are not only taking the lords word in vain you are taking his words and making them your own which is the ULTIMATE NO-NO. I am sick of you cockamamie religious fucks that say “I am spiritual about my faith” and “I use the bible to guide my life, I don’t take it literally” because by NOT being in full belief about your faith and NOT using the bible and its nonsensical stories to guide your life IN ITS LITERAL SENSE you are NOT following the word. You are just as bad as me and I personally despise the concept of Jesus Christ. Fuck him; he was a loud-mouthed, impeccably kempt (I will admit, that hair was FABOO), self-righteous, disco loving Jew that needed to keep his fucking mouth shut. I know it, the Romans knew it, the Jews knew it and most importantly you all know it. All religion is bullshit but Christianity wins the kewpie doll for asshatery because they claim to be the only true religion and yet there are multiple sects that all say the other is wrong because they aren’t like them. Christians hate Catholics, Catholics hate Christians and they ALL hate Mormons which makes little sense because at least a real Mormon will tell you the Book of Mormon is bullshit. It is a vehicle that helps them appreciate family, gives them grounding in understand how things may have been and helps them get that cash money because even poor Mormons are ballin. The simple fact is that more has been done to discredit the TRUTH of the events in the bible than to prove the stories happened. However, that is not to discount what it means to people. I always say that if something makes you a better person then by all means go for it. If you find that solace in the bible then great, just don’t tell me the shit REALLY happened because if it did the events would contradict every action that happened in every other book of worship. Hell, it would contradict what happened in the OLD FUCKING TESTAMENT! BTW, if the fact there is a NEW TESTAMENT isn’t enough to cast some doubt about the plausibility of the stories actually being true then you really are not a logical being and there is no help for you. Might as well put on a yellow suit, run around with your arms in the air and call yourself “banana man” because that what you are doing. Follow the word and let it advance YOU, leave me out of your bullshit and stop sounding like a douche by trying to convince the world the all the shit actually happened.
I learned some more, but those were the big ones. I will try to be up tomorrow with The Incredible Hulk review and a rant but I dunno yet. I have been on this for almost 30 days straight. May need a day break. You never know. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Friday, June 13, 2008
Reports Of My Demise Are FALSE!
Well, I am back and the Countdown WILL NOT BE LATE! Nothing can stop the 20 biggest videos in the GALAXY! Get ready for the…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s get this thing started!
20. Bennie K – Monochrome (Last Week #17, Seven Weeks at #1)
After arguably the most dominant Countdown run ever by any artist, Bennie K falls three spots this week. That is huge because it looks like this run has come to an end. Seven weeks at number one is a record that has only been achieved once and it was not consecutive. To hold this down for almost two months is awesome. Congrats, ladies.
19. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Hot Limit (New Entry)
Hells yes! HAMC is back as they attempt to take a classic TM Revolution song to the top! It has been a while since “Amazing” blazed up the Countdown and it is good to see them back. Can they recapture the magic?
18. Yui – Laugh Away (Last Week #15)
NEW YUI!!! SUMMER SONG IS AWESOME!
17. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (Last Week #14, One Week at #1)
Foxxi MisQ is back! And it is a ballad! Can life GET any better? Damn, Dem is looking hella good to me right now. I may just be in love…
16. Usher – Moving Mountains (Last Week #20)
Usher moves up yet again this week as R&B may have returned. I actually like his album, albeit not more than I liked “Confessions” but still. They all can’t be Burn. LET IT BURN! CAR!
15. BACK-ON – Sands of Time (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON is making their way up this week as they hop up three big spots. Anyone know what this is from? Is it just a single or is it an opening/closing theme for a show? A little heads up would be great.
14. Lupe Fiasco feat Nikki Jean – Hip Hop Saved My Life (Last Week #12)
Lupe falls two spots this week as I anxiously wait for a new single. WILL YOU PLEASE DO A VIDEO FOR THE “EVERYBODY NOSE” REMIX?! COME ON, DAMMIT!
13. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit! (Last Week #16)
The World is back with two videos out for my listening pleasure. This one moves up another three spots this week as it looks like they are looking for Countdown supremacy with their SEVENTH TOP TEN VIDEO! Yeah, they own it.
12. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN (Last Week #10)
The Arc falls out of the Top Ten! I need to start playing Devil May Cry 4 again. It has been a while since I played and I am due for some demon slaying.
11. Colbie Caillat – Realize (Last Week #9)
Colbie looks to be on her way down this week as she falls from the Top 10. She may be able to bounce back but I haven’t heard much from her since this video so…we’ll see.
10. Game feat Keisha Cole – Pain (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we once again have a familiar face! The Game gets his fourth Top 10 video and places his name in the ring for the biggest hip hop act to grace the Countdown. Can he FINALLY make it to number one? He now holds the record for most Top 10’s with no number one now that Foxxi MisQ got the monkey of their back.
9. Aqua Timez - Niji (Last Week #11)
Aqua Timez is back! After a kickass album last year and one of the biggest videos of the year with “ALONES” they started off 2008 slow but have bounced back with a big one with “Niji!” Can they go two for two? We will have to see!
8. Usher feat. Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Last Week #6, Three Weeks at #1)
Usher is STILL hanging on to the Top 10 even with his latest video still climbing the chart. Been a big year for Mr. Raymond and it looks to get bigger with a really good album and ready made singles. It’s the year of the Ush!
7. Chris Brown - Forever (Last Week #8)
Just above Usher we have his heir apparent! Chris Brown pops up one spot this week as he attempts to keep the Summer of R&B going to the top! I am considering picking up the special edition of this album for this song. CONSIDERING IT.
6. Kanye West feat. Chris Martin – Homecoming (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
Kanye and Chris fall two more spots this week and out of the top five that means that there will be no hip hop among the five biggest videos of the week! Who is left?
5. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Last Week #7)
Paramore jumps up two spots into the Top Five to make it this high for the second time! I am all over this song because….that IS what you get when you let your heart win. What it is exactly is up to debate but it’s what you get.
4. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair (Last Week #5)
Alicia Keys moves up one spot this week just outside of the Top Three. She has had a huge last six months, arguably the best of someone not named NaNa…who has been AWOL for the last few months. However, Alicia is taking names as she keeps on moving up. We are down to three!
3. Kelun – SIXTEEN GIRL (Last Week #3)
Kelun stands pat at number three this week as we all patiently await the video for “CHU-BURA.” All I have to say is MAKE IT HAPPEN, CAP’N! I NEEDS ME SOME CHU-BURA! So it is the same two videos at the top…but who game out with the belt?
2. Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Kobuta has been usurped! After two weeks at the top, Kobuta and Misia fall to the runner up spot. Not to fret, a new video is out! Really weird black-face going on but I can get past that because the song kicks ass. So with these two as bridesmaids….we have a new champ!
1. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
The sexy ladies of YA-KYIM take over the top spot! It has been quite a year for J-R&B as Bennie K, Foxxi MisQ, NaNa and Toshinobu Kobuta have captured the top spot in 2008! YA-KYIM has turned years of work into the pinnacle of awesomeness. The number one video is finally theirs! Congratulations!
Sorry so late, but it is still out on a Friday! Tonight it is Incredible Hulk time! I will try to be up Saturday for a bit and then give a complete rundown of the week on Sunday including why my ankle HURTS LIKE FUCKING HELL. God damn sidewalk. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s get this thing started!
20. Bennie K – Monochrome (Last Week #17, Seven Weeks at #1)
After arguably the most dominant Countdown run ever by any artist, Bennie K falls three spots this week. That is huge because it looks like this run has come to an end. Seven weeks at number one is a record that has only been achieved once and it was not consecutive. To hold this down for almost two months is awesome. Congrats, ladies.
19. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Hot Limit (New Entry)
Hells yes! HAMC is back as they attempt to take a classic TM Revolution song to the top! It has been a while since “Amazing” blazed up the Countdown and it is good to see them back. Can they recapture the magic?
18. Yui – Laugh Away (Last Week #15)
NEW YUI!!! SUMMER SONG IS AWESOME!
17. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (Last Week #14, One Week at #1)
Foxxi MisQ is back! And it is a ballad! Can life GET any better? Damn, Dem is looking hella good to me right now. I may just be in love…
16. Usher – Moving Mountains (Last Week #20)
Usher moves up yet again this week as R&B may have returned. I actually like his album, albeit not more than I liked “Confessions” but still. They all can’t be Burn. LET IT BURN! CAR!
15. BACK-ON – Sands of Time (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON is making their way up this week as they hop up three big spots. Anyone know what this is from? Is it just a single or is it an opening/closing theme for a show? A little heads up would be great.
14. Lupe Fiasco feat Nikki Jean – Hip Hop Saved My Life (Last Week #12)
Lupe falls two spots this week as I anxiously wait for a new single. WILL YOU PLEASE DO A VIDEO FOR THE “EVERYBODY NOSE” REMIX?! COME ON, DAMMIT!
13. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit! (Last Week #16)
The World is back with two videos out for my listening pleasure. This one moves up another three spots this week as it looks like they are looking for Countdown supremacy with their SEVENTH TOP TEN VIDEO! Yeah, they own it.
12. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN (Last Week #10)
The Arc falls out of the Top Ten! I need to start playing Devil May Cry 4 again. It has been a while since I played and I am due for some demon slaying.
11. Colbie Caillat – Realize (Last Week #9)
Colbie looks to be on her way down this week as she falls from the Top 10. She may be able to bounce back but I haven’t heard much from her since this video so…we’ll see.
10. Game feat Keisha Cole – Pain (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we once again have a familiar face! The Game gets his fourth Top 10 video and places his name in the ring for the biggest hip hop act to grace the Countdown. Can he FINALLY make it to number one? He now holds the record for most Top 10’s with no number one now that Foxxi MisQ got the monkey of their back.
9. Aqua Timez - Niji (Last Week #11)
Aqua Timez is back! After a kickass album last year and one of the biggest videos of the year with “ALONES” they started off 2008 slow but have bounced back with a big one with “Niji!” Can they go two for two? We will have to see!
8. Usher feat. Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Last Week #6, Three Weeks at #1)
Usher is STILL hanging on to the Top 10 even with his latest video still climbing the chart. Been a big year for Mr. Raymond and it looks to get bigger with a really good album and ready made singles. It’s the year of the Ush!
7. Chris Brown - Forever (Last Week #8)
Just above Usher we have his heir apparent! Chris Brown pops up one spot this week as he attempts to keep the Summer of R&B going to the top! I am considering picking up the special edition of this album for this song. CONSIDERING IT.
6. Kanye West feat. Chris Martin – Homecoming (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
Kanye and Chris fall two more spots this week and out of the top five that means that there will be no hip hop among the five biggest videos of the week! Who is left?
5. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Last Week #7)
Paramore jumps up two spots into the Top Five to make it this high for the second time! I am all over this song because….that IS what you get when you let your heart win. What it is exactly is up to debate but it’s what you get.
4. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair (Last Week #5)
Alicia Keys moves up one spot this week just outside of the Top Three. She has had a huge last six months, arguably the best of someone not named NaNa…who has been AWOL for the last few months. However, Alicia is taking names as she keeps on moving up. We are down to three!
3. Kelun – SIXTEEN GIRL (Last Week #3)
Kelun stands pat at number three this week as we all patiently await the video for “CHU-BURA.” All I have to say is MAKE IT HAPPEN, CAP’N! I NEEDS ME SOME CHU-BURA! So it is the same two videos at the top…but who game out with the belt?
2. Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Kobuta has been usurped! After two weeks at the top, Kobuta and Misia fall to the runner up spot. Not to fret, a new video is out! Really weird black-face going on but I can get past that because the song kicks ass. So with these two as bridesmaids….we have a new champ!
1. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
The sexy ladies of YA-KYIM take over the top spot! It has been quite a year for J-R&B as Bennie K, Foxxi MisQ, NaNa and Toshinobu Kobuta have captured the top spot in 2008! YA-KYIM has turned years of work into the pinnacle of awesomeness. The number one video is finally theirs! Congratulations!
Sorry so late, but it is still out on a Friday! Tonight it is Incredible Hulk time! I will try to be up Saturday for a bit and then give a complete rundown of the week on Sunday including why my ankle HURTS LIKE FUCKING HELL. God damn sidewalk. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Sometimes, The Sequel Is Better Than The First. Not Here.
What is up, peeps?! I am back once again and I have a question for you all: why do you always read when I do my worst work? I really HATED yesterdays post but I had SIXTY-SIX READERS yesterday after I posted my “Break or No Break” blog which is the highest in about two months. I usually get 20 people a day which is MORE than enough for a guy that does about 60% of his work drunk on this thing. Man…I have been clean for almost two weeks. Unless you count that gay drink I had at PF Chang’s last week which I DON’T because I have had more alcohol in Crest toothpaste. Either way, it seems like you all liked the “Break or No Break” post so I guess I will start off with a little more for you all!
Break Or No Break Part II: The Re-Breakening!
Is that even a word? I don’t know…but I think it isn’t. Anyway, let’s get started. Yesterday was the rational aspects of dating (Religion, baby killing, tattoos) so now it is time for a few things I am on the fence about.
Kind Of A Deal Breaker: Fake Breasts
Okay, understand something right now: if you have them that is fine. I cant take them out and if you are happy with forgien objects in your chest than more power to you. However, I have always believed that there is a lot of undue stress put on the titty, not just by men but by women themselves. I would say that one in every three women I know (You know who you are and if we haven’t had this conversation…I thank you because your funbags are not a topic I want to have as a discussion piece) hate their breast size. First off, why are you telling me this shit? I don’t care! Your breasts aren’t paying my student loans or driving me to work! If they are too small, SO THE FUCK WHAT! Be happy with what you have because if someone is judging you for your boobs then they are kind of a cockwad anyway. Cockwad….priceless. If they are too big….SO THE FUCK WHAT! Be happy you have something others don’t have the luxury of having. You think I get all pissy about being fat? Hell no, I rub it in to homeless and Africans all the damn time! I send pictures of myself to hungry Ethiopians once a week eating at a buffet. Fuck them skinny, hungry bastards! Stop fucking and start farming!
Anyway, the fact that you are willing to modify your body cosmetically for something that is in essence is just there to produce milk and help you learn how to master soccer when you are older (I will give you time to get that one) is to ME (Again dumbfucks, TO ME) is a waste of time and is the ultimate in insecurity. I understand that they give you self-esteem and they make you feel “symmetrical” (I say that because a girl said that to me when I was at Denver Tech and I literally laughed in her face. I….am not a sensitive man) but seriously. Unless one was stolen by pirates….which would be the coolest band of pirates ever….there is no need for fake breasts. To get fake breasts is like niggas with platinum grillz in their mouth: you want the attention but in the end you just look like you don’t want to be. A whore, which I personally believe isn’t fair (I know a lot of flat-chested whores out there that aren’t getting their due) but much like me still being a nigger although I can read and have no felonies it is life. Here is a news flash for you. Both fake breasts and platinum teeth are:
• Gaudy. Fake breasts don’t look attractive. I am sorry, they don’t. It is just like Napolean invading Russia in the winter. A good idea at the time but after the alcohol and dumbfuckery wear off, you realize that is a pretty stupid-ass idea. Except now they are locked into place like Voltron lions. Gotta keep it nerd!
• Not-Functional. Now this is kind of a non-truth because breasts DO serve a purpose: to distract the stupid. Oh, and give milk but we also have Safeway and it is cheaper. ZING! From babies to bros, a breast serves its purpose as a weapon of mass distraction. But aside from that, they are just like niggas: they just lay there…taking up space. Besides, all women do is complain about them in terms of them either hurting them physically (Back aches and whatnot) or my all-time favorite that no one takes them seriously. Well, think of it like this: if you surgically give yourself a third eye, people will look. It is the exact same aspect: breasts that stick out and up like an Kobe Bryant in Japan are out of the norm and people will stare. It is SIMPLE FUCKING LOGIC! Gawd, why is that so hard to comprehend?!
• Self-Defeating. This goes along with non-functional but I think that non-functional is too far. Like I stated before, women feel they have a negative connotation from men AND other women (Because women are the ultimate haters. Talk to one for ten minutes and see what I mean. JUST LIKE NIGGAS! Man, I need to turn this shit into a book) when they get fake breasts. Yet….they still get them and then they complain.
At the end of the day, I am not against them altogether because like I said people do things that I think are unnecessary but I am one man with one opinion. Getting them doesn’t make you a horrible person just like getting a tattoo or an abortion don’t make you a horrible person. Hell, chicks that get abortions are awesome because odds are they will cut a nigga for you. THEY KILLED A BABY, MAN! That is stone cold! I kid, I kid. However, I believe that you should at least ATTEMPT to be happy with what you have whether it is in excess or lacking. Besides, having fake breasts doesn’t mean you should be devoid in…what’s that thing people lack so often…oh a FUCKING PERSONALITY. Just like men need to learn that nice cars don’t mean you can have the brain capacity of a retarded bat, women need to understand that while I fake breasts are okay you have to have more personality than them. I am just saying. I don’t want none of this:
Give me some of this:
Better yet….
DAMN, TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!!
I likes the backyard…I admits it.
Not Really A Deal Breaker: Kids (Unless They Bad. Then We Gots To Have A Talk)
Okay, I have had this conversation with some of homies and they always say “Oh, I will never date or marry a woman with kids! That is ground zero!” and I understand that statement. Kids are a responsibility that I do not want and I have a high amount of respect for women doing it on their own because someone has to. Don’t want to have to beat a kid with a bat because he tried to rob me because daddy wasn’t there to put a foot in his ass. Oh, and for those of you who have stripper daughters because daddy wasn’t there to tell her that he loved her….you can’t win them all:
Doesn’t make you a bad parent at all. You did good. Restecpa. At the end of the day, only Muslims have 70 female virgins lying around because….they is all in those burkas and shit. No man wants a sweaty bitch. This is Colorado Springs and the dude to chick ratio rivals the fucking Smurfs so odds are a woman has had “teh sex” with another man and since people here are dumb from the lack of oxygen they don’t protect themselves. In other words, there are rugrats running around and like Bruce Lee did his demons in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story you to must confront a woman’s children. Which is fine because children are the future and there is nothing more vindicating than warping someone else’s children like I would do mine. Children absorb your knowledge like the sponge a woman wasn’t smart enough to use that would have kept her from getting pregnant in the first place. Or with at least more accuracy than not.
There is nothing wrong with a woman with kids…unless they are bad. Now there is a CERTAIN PERSON who will remain nameless that has two hellions that are THIS CLOSE to catching a brain-ah-bustah:
Now all kids are rambunctional. Hell, I had my destructive day. Yes, DAY because my mom was the master of a little something called “Killanigga-Fu” that kept me from doing a lot of shit. At the end of the day, a woman with kids is a fact of life just like a man with kids. Yes, it is rarer than usual but it happens and that shouldn’t stop you from getting to know that person. Unless that kid is in need of a serious chairshot:
God, The Rock nearly killed like seven people with chairshots. It’s what made him The People’s Champ!
A TOTAL Deal Breaker: A Penis
Yeah…..um….ew. Now understand one thing here. VERY CLEARLY. I am very open in my sexuality but one thing I will not tolerate from a mate is a penis. Little known fact: dispite my love of the theater, Wham! And disco I am totally straight. I don’t care who’s it is….that shit is gross. The human wang is NOT a beautiful thing when it is supposed to be in or on me and it is not my own. Yes I have an affinity for Zac Efron and Bi but at the end of the day we are not having the sex. I mean, maybe some cuddling but sex is OUT. I KID, I KID. I would totally go legs akimbo for Johnny Depp.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, I AM JOKING!
I’m cereal right now. No more dudes buying me drinks. I feel bad about not giving it up at the end of the night. I don’t want to be a “roadrunner” as Nicole put it. I swear I’m not a whore!
Well, that is enough of that for a while. I am surprised you all liked the first one but hey, to each their own. So I bought my first CD’s since I bought The Little Mermaid Broadway Production (Seriously…I am straight) and I am one of the reportedly over 423,000 people that bought Lil’ Wayne’s “Tha Carter III” ON ITS FIRST DAY OF RELEASE. Those are some sick numbers right there. I mean like Kanye or Eminem numbers! I mean….it’s Lil Wayne! Now I have never bought a Lil Wayne album and think his best song never even got a damn video:
That is some bad ass notes right there. However, I decided to give the album a chance in hopes he would improve over the ball of shit that was “Lollipop” because that itself made me NOT want to buy it. So now, let me give you the first (I believe) ever album review on the Passion of Chachi! So now, since everyone else has already reviewed it or downloaded the bootleg I give you…
Master Chief Captain Chachi Presents: Turn My Headphones Up!
Today’s Album: Lil’ Wayne’s “Tha Carter III”
Okay, let’s get this out of the way. “A Milli” and “Lollipop” suck ass. “Feel Like Dying” should be on there (there is a hidden track that iTunes won’t play and I hope that is it) as it really branches out, giving us something that is more Andre 3000 than Lil Wayne. With that out of the way, the album is full of average songs for the hype given and in comparison to the work he put in on mixtapes and remixes in the last 12 months (For a while, he had me at “I am the beast. Feed me rappers or feed me beats”. I expected nothing from “Mr. Carter” as Jay-Z has been phoning it in since The Blueprint IMHO while “Tie My Hands” with Robin Thicke doesn’t recapture the awesomeness that was “Shooter” but it is a good groove. I will say this about his album: the producers brought it for him. From Kanye West to Swizz Beats (Who actually made a beat that didn’t reloop an annoying ass sample! Branching out!) the beats on this album are worth the $9.99 price I paid for it. Lil Wayne’s lyricism is unparallel on guest verses and mixtapes but I don’t believe he has EVER brought it like Common, Kanye and even T.I. on a FULL ALBUM. A great album isn’t three great songs (Let The Beat Build, Playing With Fire and Shoot Me Down I really like) and a slew of average songs. Oh, and Lollipop which sucks ass, I don’t care what anyone says. You know, the songs he left off or had on UK or iTunes exclusive versions were better than some of the songs left on for the mass release (I HATE the hook for “Whip It” but that fucker is catchy as hell).
Overall, this album is on par with his first albums (I said I never BOUGHT a Lil Wayne album) but nowhere near as good as his first album. I miss Mannie Fresh. In closing, it was more of the same from Weezy which is a letdown as I was really expecting him to really jump that threshold concept-wise when putting together an album. I don’t know what it is, but the creativity and freedom he gives us on guest spots and street mixes are not heard on his albums and that is disheartening. If KG doesn’t win the NBA Finals this year, he really COULD BE raps Kevin Garnett. I give "Tha Carter III" Three Platinum Chains out of Five!
Well, that is all for now. I will odds are not be up tomorrow as I will be in Denver for work but I will have the Countdown up on either LAAAAAATE Friday night or Saturday for the first time in a year or so. I try to keep a schedule on this thing. Oh, and I don’t post before it comes out….I never thought I would say this…but GO SEE “THE INCREDIBLE HULK!”
I am officially sold on this movie. I will be there! Oh....and Mandy Moore is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Chachi Out.
Break Or No Break Part II: The Re-Breakening!
Is that even a word? I don’t know…but I think it isn’t. Anyway, let’s get started. Yesterday was the rational aspects of dating (Religion, baby killing, tattoos) so now it is time for a few things I am on the fence about.
Kind Of A Deal Breaker: Fake Breasts
Okay, understand something right now: if you have them that is fine. I cant take them out and if you are happy with forgien objects in your chest than more power to you. However, I have always believed that there is a lot of undue stress put on the titty, not just by men but by women themselves. I would say that one in every three women I know (You know who you are and if we haven’t had this conversation…I thank you because your funbags are not a topic I want to have as a discussion piece) hate their breast size. First off, why are you telling me this shit? I don’t care! Your breasts aren’t paying my student loans or driving me to work! If they are too small, SO THE FUCK WHAT! Be happy with what you have because if someone is judging you for your boobs then they are kind of a cockwad anyway. Cockwad….priceless. If they are too big….SO THE FUCK WHAT! Be happy you have something others don’t have the luxury of having. You think I get all pissy about being fat? Hell no, I rub it in to homeless and Africans all the damn time! I send pictures of myself to hungry Ethiopians once a week eating at a buffet. Fuck them skinny, hungry bastards! Stop fucking and start farming!
Anyway, the fact that you are willing to modify your body cosmetically for something that is in essence is just there to produce milk and help you learn how to master soccer when you are older (I will give you time to get that one) is to ME (Again dumbfucks, TO ME) is a waste of time and is the ultimate in insecurity. I understand that they give you self-esteem and they make you feel “symmetrical” (I say that because a girl said that to me when I was at Denver Tech and I literally laughed in her face. I….am not a sensitive man) but seriously. Unless one was stolen by pirates….which would be the coolest band of pirates ever….there is no need for fake breasts. To get fake breasts is like niggas with platinum grillz in their mouth: you want the attention but in the end you just look like you don’t want to be. A whore, which I personally believe isn’t fair (I know a lot of flat-chested whores out there that aren’t getting their due) but much like me still being a nigger although I can read and have no felonies it is life. Here is a news flash for you. Both fake breasts and platinum teeth are:
• Gaudy. Fake breasts don’t look attractive. I am sorry, they don’t. It is just like Napolean invading Russia in the winter. A good idea at the time but after the alcohol and dumbfuckery wear off, you realize that is a pretty stupid-ass idea. Except now they are locked into place like Voltron lions. Gotta keep it nerd!
• Not-Functional. Now this is kind of a non-truth because breasts DO serve a purpose: to distract the stupid. Oh, and give milk but we also have Safeway and it is cheaper. ZING! From babies to bros, a breast serves its purpose as a weapon of mass distraction. But aside from that, they are just like niggas: they just lay there…taking up space. Besides, all women do is complain about them in terms of them either hurting them physically (Back aches and whatnot) or my all-time favorite that no one takes them seriously. Well, think of it like this: if you surgically give yourself a third eye, people will look. It is the exact same aspect: breasts that stick out and up like an Kobe Bryant in Japan are out of the norm and people will stare. It is SIMPLE FUCKING LOGIC! Gawd, why is that so hard to comprehend?!
• Self-Defeating. This goes along with non-functional but I think that non-functional is too far. Like I stated before, women feel they have a negative connotation from men AND other women (Because women are the ultimate haters. Talk to one for ten minutes and see what I mean. JUST LIKE NIGGAS! Man, I need to turn this shit into a book) when they get fake breasts. Yet….they still get them and then they complain.
At the end of the day, I am not against them altogether because like I said people do things that I think are unnecessary but I am one man with one opinion. Getting them doesn’t make you a horrible person just like getting a tattoo or an abortion don’t make you a horrible person. Hell, chicks that get abortions are awesome because odds are they will cut a nigga for you. THEY KILLED A BABY, MAN! That is stone cold! I kid, I kid. However, I believe that you should at least ATTEMPT to be happy with what you have whether it is in excess or lacking. Besides, having fake breasts doesn’t mean you should be devoid in…what’s that thing people lack so often…oh a FUCKING PERSONALITY. Just like men need to learn that nice cars don’t mean you can have the brain capacity of a retarded bat, women need to understand that while I fake breasts are okay you have to have more personality than them. I am just saying. I don’t want none of this:
Give me some of this:
Better yet….
DAMN, TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!!
I likes the backyard…I admits it.
Not Really A Deal Breaker: Kids (Unless They Bad. Then We Gots To Have A Talk)
Okay, I have had this conversation with some of homies and they always say “Oh, I will never date or marry a woman with kids! That is ground zero!” and I understand that statement. Kids are a responsibility that I do not want and I have a high amount of respect for women doing it on their own because someone has to. Don’t want to have to beat a kid with a bat because he tried to rob me because daddy wasn’t there to put a foot in his ass. Oh, and for those of you who have stripper daughters because daddy wasn’t there to tell her that he loved her….you can’t win them all:
Doesn’t make you a bad parent at all. You did good. Restecpa. At the end of the day, only Muslims have 70 female virgins lying around because….they is all in those burkas and shit. No man wants a sweaty bitch. This is Colorado Springs and the dude to chick ratio rivals the fucking Smurfs so odds are a woman has had “teh sex” with another man and since people here are dumb from the lack of oxygen they don’t protect themselves. In other words, there are rugrats running around and like Bruce Lee did his demons in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story you to must confront a woman’s children. Which is fine because children are the future and there is nothing more vindicating than warping someone else’s children like I would do mine. Children absorb your knowledge like the sponge a woman wasn’t smart enough to use that would have kept her from getting pregnant in the first place. Or with at least more accuracy than not.
There is nothing wrong with a woman with kids…unless they are bad. Now there is a CERTAIN PERSON who will remain nameless that has two hellions that are THIS CLOSE to catching a brain-ah-bustah:
Now all kids are rambunctional. Hell, I had my destructive day. Yes, DAY because my mom was the master of a little something called “Killanigga-Fu” that kept me from doing a lot of shit. At the end of the day, a woman with kids is a fact of life just like a man with kids. Yes, it is rarer than usual but it happens and that shouldn’t stop you from getting to know that person. Unless that kid is in need of a serious chairshot:
God, The Rock nearly killed like seven people with chairshots. It’s what made him The People’s Champ!
A TOTAL Deal Breaker: A Penis
Yeah…..um….ew. Now understand one thing here. VERY CLEARLY. I am very open in my sexuality but one thing I will not tolerate from a mate is a penis. Little known fact: dispite my love of the theater, Wham! And disco I am totally straight. I don’t care who’s it is….that shit is gross. The human wang is NOT a beautiful thing when it is supposed to be in or on me and it is not my own. Yes I have an affinity for Zac Efron and Bi but at the end of the day we are not having the sex. I mean, maybe some cuddling but sex is OUT. I KID, I KID. I would totally go legs akimbo for Johnny Depp.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, I AM JOKING!
I’m cereal right now. No more dudes buying me drinks. I feel bad about not giving it up at the end of the night. I don’t want to be a “roadrunner” as Nicole put it. I swear I’m not a whore!
Well, that is enough of that for a while. I am surprised you all liked the first one but hey, to each their own. So I bought my first CD’s since I bought The Little Mermaid Broadway Production (Seriously…I am straight) and I am one of the reportedly over 423,000 people that bought Lil’ Wayne’s “Tha Carter III” ON ITS FIRST DAY OF RELEASE. Those are some sick numbers right there. I mean like Kanye or Eminem numbers! I mean….it’s Lil Wayne! Now I have never bought a Lil Wayne album and think his best song never even got a damn video:
That is some bad ass notes right there. However, I decided to give the album a chance in hopes he would improve over the ball of shit that was “Lollipop” because that itself made me NOT want to buy it. So now, let me give you the first (I believe) ever album review on the Passion of Chachi! So now, since everyone else has already reviewed it or downloaded the bootleg I give you…
Master Chief Captain Chachi Presents: Turn My Headphones Up!
Today’s Album: Lil’ Wayne’s “Tha Carter III”
Okay, let’s get this out of the way. “A Milli” and “Lollipop” suck ass. “Feel Like Dying” should be on there (there is a hidden track that iTunes won’t play and I hope that is it) as it really branches out, giving us something that is more Andre 3000 than Lil Wayne. With that out of the way, the album is full of average songs for the hype given and in comparison to the work he put in on mixtapes and remixes in the last 12 months (For a while, he had me at “I am the beast. Feed me rappers or feed me beats”. I expected nothing from “Mr. Carter” as Jay-Z has been phoning it in since The Blueprint IMHO while “Tie My Hands” with Robin Thicke doesn’t recapture the awesomeness that was “Shooter” but it is a good groove. I will say this about his album: the producers brought it for him. From Kanye West to Swizz Beats (Who actually made a beat that didn’t reloop an annoying ass sample! Branching out!) the beats on this album are worth the $9.99 price I paid for it. Lil Wayne’s lyricism is unparallel on guest verses and mixtapes but I don’t believe he has EVER brought it like Common, Kanye and even T.I. on a FULL ALBUM. A great album isn’t three great songs (Let The Beat Build, Playing With Fire and Shoot Me Down I really like) and a slew of average songs. Oh, and Lollipop which sucks ass, I don’t care what anyone says. You know, the songs he left off or had on UK or iTunes exclusive versions were better than some of the songs left on for the mass release (I HATE the hook for “Whip It” but that fucker is catchy as hell).
Overall, this album is on par with his first albums (I said I never BOUGHT a Lil Wayne album) but nowhere near as good as his first album. I miss Mannie Fresh. In closing, it was more of the same from Weezy which is a letdown as I was really expecting him to really jump that threshold concept-wise when putting together an album. I don’t know what it is, but the creativity and freedom he gives us on guest spots and street mixes are not heard on his albums and that is disheartening. If KG doesn’t win the NBA Finals this year, he really COULD BE raps Kevin Garnett. I give "Tha Carter III" Three Platinum Chains out of Five!
Well, that is all for now. I will odds are not be up tomorrow as I will be in Denver for work but I will have the Countdown up on either LAAAAAATE Friday night or Saturday for the first time in a year or so. I try to keep a schedule on this thing. Oh, and I don’t post before it comes out….I never thought I would say this…but GO SEE “THE INCREDIBLE HULK!”
I am officially sold on this movie. I will be there! Oh....and Mandy Moore is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
I love you, Mandy!
Chachi Out.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Break The Walls Down!!
First things first: I hate the people in Colorado Springs. You non-driving, inbred, redneck fucktards need to DIE SLOW. Three open lanes and you chill in the merging lane?! See, this is why I don’t carry a gun because I would sho’nuff thin out the fucking ranks. Yet if I eliminate this person and make the world better for the smart people, I GO TO JAIL. Where is the damn justice?
So I am watching what is arguably the most ELECTRIFYING DVD to ever grace the planet Earth as I just picked up The Rock’s DVD:
Aaaaaaand I just came again. If you hate The Rock, you hate America. Now if THE ROCK were running for president I am sure no country would ever mess with us. It is more of a retrospective seeing as how I am about 25 minutes in and I HAVENT SEEN THE ROCK YET but hey, I am happy just to have The Rock vs. Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Title. I will put that up there with most matches as one of the best ever and I may have marked out harder for that than I did for Ricky Steamboat beating Randy Savage at Wrestlemania III. I also enjoy him kicking the shit out of Triple H. Sir Snoz pisses me off so much.
So a while back a certain female out there asked me a question that at the time I didn’t answer because it wasn’t pertinent to our drunken discussion (Or it may have been, I think we were talking about being shallow but I was about four vodka & tonics in so my memory is sketchy) but I think it needs to be addressed since people seem to think I am anti-woman and think they are less than people. That could not be more farther from the truth and right on the button despite being so incorrectly right. To paraphrase what she asked:
“So what ISN’T a deal breaker when choosing a woman to date?’
Let me preface this by the fact that she asked me about her tattoo (Which narrows it down to about….99.93 percent of the women I know. And the one without one BETTER NOT GET ONE UNLESS IT IS OF A SILVER SNAKE! LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE, FOOL!) and I pretty much told her I think that they are stupid and that I am not a fan but that is just me and she responded with “WAH WAH WAH WAH-WAH-WAH-GOOBADY GOO.” I kid, I kid that’s how all women sound to me. I KID! She said something about are tattoos a deal breaker and I said “no, because that would rule out about 80% of the 21-30 age range” which sadly is about true. It got me to thinking, especially about how I have done three….well, two and a half rants about how being shallow isn’t effective if you ever want to find someone that isn’t a fucktard, whore, douchebag or crazy bitch. Please understand, when I say I don’t like tattoos or multiple peircings or women voting that doesn’t mean you are a bad person and that doesn’t mean I will say “You have a tattoo of a butterfly on the small of your back?! UNCLEAN! BEGONE TROLLOP WHORE TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!” even if I SHOULD because that is not cool. I wouldn’t want someone saying I’m undatable because I am Mayor McFattie. I am undateable because I love too much….and I am fucking nuts. Either way, I wanted to address a few things because it is what I do here on the Passion of Chachi and quite simply…I’M AWESOME!
Chachi’s Break or Don’t Break!
Deal Breaker: Your Religion
Now you all know I could give a rats ass who you pray to just as long as you don’t expect ME to pray to your pussy-ass god. Now since most people (Females especially) spit on the Bible or Torah or Quran or Chronicles of Narnia or whatever book of bullshit you follow just by waking up in the morning I don’t care about how you live your life in a religious aspect. I had dated a Mormon in college and she wanted me to go to church with her one time. Her father put the KABOSH on that shit real quick and I knew it would happen. Don’t even get me started on the conversation I had with a certain woman that will remain nameless but this is how it went:
Her: So don’t believe in God?
Me: I believe in Jack Burton. Does that count?
Her: Who is Jack Burton?
Me: Porkchop…never mind. No, I don’t believe in the Christian god nor anyone else’s. To believe in one discounts all others way of life and believes which in its essence makes you a bad person.
Her: Well you ARE a bad person if you don’t believe in Jesus Christ.
Me: ….what in the BLOODY FUCK is your PROBLEM, woman?!
Surprisingly, we lasted three more months before we got fed up with the lies. Well, I gave up listening to and believing in the lies and she got tired of telling them I guess. It’s a lot harder to live the lie than to just admit it. BTW, I should be slapped a lot more, honestly. That was uncalled for and FUNNY AS SHIT! However, most people would see that as mean while I see that as good clean, humor. Anyway, I don’t have a religion and I honestly don’t mind if you have one. DO NOT try to convert me to your religion and think that pussy will make me do it because if you give it up before you are married…you are going to hell. So all you unwed and divorced mothers say hello to Hilter and Martin Luther King Jr. for me. Shouldn’t have been sexing up the white women. That sweet, sweet white sugar aint for darkies you chubby cheeked monkey! I don’t mind if you are religious but that is one thing that I will NOT back down on. Just because you believe in Jebus or Moses doesn’t mean I have to. Fuck a bowl of matzo ball soup. Give me some BUKKAKE!
Udon. You are so nasty!
NOT A Deal Breaker: Tattoos
WHAT?! After all the shit I talk about women with tattoos they arent a deal breaker when it comes to dating one? Hell no because they all have one. It is like saying I won’t draft an NFL player because the dude smoked weed. Or saying I won’t date a woman that sucked another man’s’ dick. They all have, that’s why women brush their teeth so much. Isn’t it? In all seriousness here. I am not a fan of tattoos and never have been. Never will be, either. However, I have never judged anyone with a tattoo and never will because we all do things that aren’t the brightest. Hell, I used to have an S-Curl. It didn’t scar me and be something that at 50 won’t look like such a good idea but man, I pray there are no pictures of that time. I looked like I was a member of Troop:
KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL! Sorry, back to my point. Some of my best friends have tattoos both male and female. Mostly female because my male friends (Aside from Copper who has the tribal band. BRO!) don’t have tattoos because they pretty much run under the same creedo that I do: Tattoos are for: Yakuza members, prisoners to represent street warfare and Pete from “Adventures of Pete and Pete”. If you aint one of them, you just wasted some ink and scarred yourself for life. That doesn’t make you a bad person and doesn’t mean you can’t be the object of my affection…but it does make me wonder about you ability to not succumb to peer pressure because that is what you did. Oh, and if you are religious AND have a tattoo the rules are different. You fucking suck.
Let’s keep on going, shall we?
NOT A Deal Breaker: Having An Abortion
You killed a baby in cold blood? YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! Seriously, the first time a girl told me she had an abortion in a way that she thought it would make me think poorly of her was when I was in college. She was a year younger than I was which made me think that keeping her legs closed was a better idea but say lah vee and all that jazz. She thought I would be upset and not like her anymore which was awkward but understandable. Let me explain something right here and now: I am not pro-choice, I am anti-baby. The fewer the babies in this world the safer we are. Santa can deliver presents faster and we can finally be free of children’s programming. As a woman I don’t give a fuck what you do with your body because life begins when those in power say so. Is your body and if you feel like ending a life then go for it. Think of it like The Sims when you don’t feed your Sim or let it go to the bathroom….then suck it out of the house with a vacuum cleaner. As long as you are okay and you feel it was the best decision there aint a damn thing anyone can say. Unless you use it as a form of birth control. You KNOW how babies are made and you KNOW where they come from. After the first one, I think you should have to go through an obstacle course or something because condoms are a lot cheaper than a visit to the Roto-rooter. Hell, swallowing is free! Aaaaaaand that’s why no woman will ever love me: they don’t know funny.
Deal Breaker: Fucking Nick Cannon
Yes, I do ask that of you so be prepared. That shit is gross and if you have done it then you officially have the Yak Clap. Fuck Nick Cannon, say no to the Chachi. YOU’RE CUT OFF!
Well, now you know more about me. I will try to be back up tomorrow night as Thursday I will be in Denver for a conference all day until around 11pm so the Countdown will either be on Thursday or Saturday. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
So I am watching what is arguably the most ELECTRIFYING DVD to ever grace the planet Earth as I just picked up The Rock’s DVD:
Aaaaaaand I just came again. If you hate The Rock, you hate America. Now if THE ROCK were running for president I am sure no country would ever mess with us. It is more of a retrospective seeing as how I am about 25 minutes in and I HAVENT SEEN THE ROCK YET but hey, I am happy just to have The Rock vs. Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Title. I will put that up there with most matches as one of the best ever and I may have marked out harder for that than I did for Ricky Steamboat beating Randy Savage at Wrestlemania III. I also enjoy him kicking the shit out of Triple H. Sir Snoz pisses me off so much.
So a while back a certain female out there asked me a question that at the time I didn’t answer because it wasn’t pertinent to our drunken discussion (Or it may have been, I think we were talking about being shallow but I was about four vodka & tonics in so my memory is sketchy) but I think it needs to be addressed since people seem to think I am anti-woman and think they are less than people. That could not be more farther from the truth and right on the button despite being so incorrectly right. To paraphrase what she asked:
“So what ISN’T a deal breaker when choosing a woman to date?’
Let me preface this by the fact that she asked me about her tattoo (Which narrows it down to about….99.93 percent of the women I know. And the one without one BETTER NOT GET ONE UNLESS IT IS OF A SILVER SNAKE! LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE, FOOL!) and I pretty much told her I think that they are stupid and that I am not a fan but that is just me and she responded with “WAH WAH WAH WAH-WAH-WAH-GOOBADY GOO.” I kid, I kid that’s how all women sound to me. I KID! She said something about are tattoos a deal breaker and I said “no, because that would rule out about 80% of the 21-30 age range” which sadly is about true. It got me to thinking, especially about how I have done three….well, two and a half rants about how being shallow isn’t effective if you ever want to find someone that isn’t a fucktard, whore, douchebag or crazy bitch. Please understand, when I say I don’t like tattoos or multiple peircings or women voting that doesn’t mean you are a bad person and that doesn’t mean I will say “You have a tattoo of a butterfly on the small of your back?! UNCLEAN! BEGONE TROLLOP WHORE TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!” even if I SHOULD because that is not cool. I wouldn’t want someone saying I’m undatable because I am Mayor McFattie. I am undateable because I love too much….and I am fucking nuts. Either way, I wanted to address a few things because it is what I do here on the Passion of Chachi and quite simply…I’M AWESOME!
Chachi’s Break or Don’t Break!
Deal Breaker: Your Religion
Now you all know I could give a rats ass who you pray to just as long as you don’t expect ME to pray to your pussy-ass god. Now since most people (Females especially) spit on the Bible or Torah or Quran or Chronicles of Narnia or whatever book of bullshit you follow just by waking up in the morning I don’t care about how you live your life in a religious aspect. I had dated a Mormon in college and she wanted me to go to church with her one time. Her father put the KABOSH on that shit real quick and I knew it would happen. Don’t even get me started on the conversation I had with a certain woman that will remain nameless but this is how it went:
Her: So don’t believe in God?
Me: I believe in Jack Burton. Does that count?
Her: Who is Jack Burton?
Me: Porkchop…never mind. No, I don’t believe in the Christian god nor anyone else’s. To believe in one discounts all others way of life and believes which in its essence makes you a bad person.
Her: Well you ARE a bad person if you don’t believe in Jesus Christ.
Me: ….what in the BLOODY FUCK is your PROBLEM, woman?!
Surprisingly, we lasted three more months before we got fed up with the lies. Well, I gave up listening to and believing in the lies and she got tired of telling them I guess. It’s a lot harder to live the lie than to just admit it. BTW, I should be slapped a lot more, honestly. That was uncalled for and FUNNY AS SHIT! However, most people would see that as mean while I see that as good clean, humor. Anyway, I don’t have a religion and I honestly don’t mind if you have one. DO NOT try to convert me to your religion and think that pussy will make me do it because if you give it up before you are married…you are going to hell. So all you unwed and divorced mothers say hello to Hilter and Martin Luther King Jr. for me. Shouldn’t have been sexing up the white women. That sweet, sweet white sugar aint for darkies you chubby cheeked monkey! I don’t mind if you are religious but that is one thing that I will NOT back down on. Just because you believe in Jebus or Moses doesn’t mean I have to. Fuck a bowl of matzo ball soup. Give me some BUKKAKE!
Udon. You are so nasty!
NOT A Deal Breaker: Tattoos
WHAT?! After all the shit I talk about women with tattoos they arent a deal breaker when it comes to dating one? Hell no because they all have one. It is like saying I won’t draft an NFL player because the dude smoked weed. Or saying I won’t date a woman that sucked another man’s’ dick. They all have, that’s why women brush their teeth so much. Isn’t it? In all seriousness here. I am not a fan of tattoos and never have been. Never will be, either. However, I have never judged anyone with a tattoo and never will because we all do things that aren’t the brightest. Hell, I used to have an S-Curl. It didn’t scar me and be something that at 50 won’t look like such a good idea but man, I pray there are no pictures of that time. I looked like I was a member of Troop:
KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL! Sorry, back to my point. Some of my best friends have tattoos both male and female. Mostly female because my male friends (Aside from Copper who has the tribal band. BRO!) don’t have tattoos because they pretty much run under the same creedo that I do: Tattoos are for: Yakuza members, prisoners to represent street warfare and Pete from “Adventures of Pete and Pete”. If you aint one of them, you just wasted some ink and scarred yourself for life. That doesn’t make you a bad person and doesn’t mean you can’t be the object of my affection…but it does make me wonder about you ability to not succumb to peer pressure because that is what you did. Oh, and if you are religious AND have a tattoo the rules are different. You fucking suck.
Let’s keep on going, shall we?
NOT A Deal Breaker: Having An Abortion
You killed a baby in cold blood? YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! Seriously, the first time a girl told me she had an abortion in a way that she thought it would make me think poorly of her was when I was in college. She was a year younger than I was which made me think that keeping her legs closed was a better idea but say lah vee and all that jazz. She thought I would be upset and not like her anymore which was awkward but understandable. Let me explain something right here and now: I am not pro-choice, I am anti-baby. The fewer the babies in this world the safer we are. Santa can deliver presents faster and we can finally be free of children’s programming. As a woman I don’t give a fuck what you do with your body because life begins when those in power say so. Is your body and if you feel like ending a life then go for it. Think of it like The Sims when you don’t feed your Sim or let it go to the bathroom….then suck it out of the house with a vacuum cleaner. As long as you are okay and you feel it was the best decision there aint a damn thing anyone can say. Unless you use it as a form of birth control. You KNOW how babies are made and you KNOW where they come from. After the first one, I think you should have to go through an obstacle course or something because condoms are a lot cheaper than a visit to the Roto-rooter. Hell, swallowing is free! Aaaaaaand that’s why no woman will ever love me: they don’t know funny.
Deal Breaker: Fucking Nick Cannon
Yes, I do ask that of you so be prepared. That shit is gross and if you have done it then you officially have the Yak Clap. Fuck Nick Cannon, say no to the Chachi. YOU’RE CUT OFF!
Well, now you know more about me. I will try to be back up tomorrow night as Thursday I will be in Denver for a conference all day until around 11pm so the Countdown will either be on Thursday or Saturday. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Another Day Older, Another Day I Wish Flanders Were Dead...
Okay, I am back up for a little something-something. Almost bedtime though because I have been tired AS FUCK the last few mornings.
Random Thought #1: Putting Lime In A Beer Doesn’t Make It Better. It’s Just Lime Piss.
Okay, first off let it be known that I DO NOT LIKE BEER. I can tolerate a Blue Moon because I pretty much lived off of it for a while (Aahhh, the Happy Hours on Friday when I was at The Q. Those were the…drunken…halcyon days) but aside from an occasional Asahi/Sapporo (Or Ichiban. Now THAT is some good drinkin!) I really hate beer. It is fucking nasty and the people that say it is “tasty” are devoid of any kind of palette and have had it desensitized due to the years of PBR and Nati Ice. What I don’t understand are the “premium” beers that still must taste like shit. Budweiser Select is still Budweiser which means it tastes like mid-life crisis and poor fathering. Miller High Life is the nastiest beer I have ever had and I only enjoyed it as I attempted to drown my sorrows in 2005 when the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC Championship Game. After about 5 pitchers, anything tastes good.
What really gets me is the lime in the beer. Now I will put an orange slice in my Blue Moon but that is because it is already there when I get it. Now I am not a beer aficionado so I am unsure why people do that it is there and I figure why the hell not. The lime in the Mexican beer is understandable because they are a weird people. Ever celebrated that “Day of the Dead” holiday of theirs? Fucked up shit. Putting a lime in a Corona or a Negra Modelo (Another beer I can stand but don’t necessarily like) and other Mexican beers (Which I don’t drink)…
HOLY SHIT! CHRIS JERICHO JUST MARTY JANETTY’D SHAWN MICHAELS!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!
Sorry, I just like seeing Shawn Michaels get what is coming to him. Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Bret Hart is proud of you. My bad, back on the beer. Putting lime in Mexican beers is okay because it is custom I think. Just like Speedy Gonzalez and being sleepy. They are a people deep in tradition of…drinking which brings on sleeping. Wow, circle of life. Anyway, can someone tell me who thought it was a good idea to put lime in Miller Beer?
Okay, let’s do some math here:
PISS + LIME + DOUCHEBAG = LIMEY PISSANT FUCK
That pretty much covers it. Beer is bad. Shitty beer is bad enough. Adding a lime just makes it pisstris nastyness. Wow…piss + citrus = pistriss. I AM AWESOME!
Random Thought #2: Pimp My Daughter: K-Pop Style!
Okay, I will be the first to admit my love for Hinoi Team and take myself to task that they are well underage. Well, in JAPAN they are good and legal. Here, they are good and legal if I pee on them and dammit, I am not that kind of pervert. Anyway, I have been listening to Wonder Girls for a while and I really liked “Tell Me” and “Irony” but never saw the videos of them so I had no idea what they looked like or even did. So a few months ago I saw the “Tell Me” video:
O…..kay? Not as sexful as some of the other girl groups out there that are a tad older (Tenjo Chiki, Jewelry, etc) but still a little bit on the risqué end of the spectrum. And what was up with the hentai in the locker hopping out and showing his nasties?! I know “hentai” is Japanese but I don’t remember the Korean word for “nasty ass old man showing his googly giggidy to teenage girls.” So despite the adult-like wears they are still dressing their age with isn’t saying much because girls their age dress like skanks. Compared to their age group, they are actually dressed rather concervatively. Now…check out their latest video for “So Hot”:
First off….DAMN THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOME! I don’t know why, but this song is the shit! Catchy as HELL. I even know the first verse! I am so festive! Secondly…did you look at the lyrics? What in the hell are they, Pussycat Dolls: Seoul Patrol? That song is trifiling as hell! Not only that, why in the hell are they dancing like that? Now don’t get me wrong, I know they are no Kumi Koda or Namie Amuro. However, the dances are just….bad. Not even sexy as much as….Kids Incorporated bad. What is really weird is that three of the members are 18 or older (Sun Ye, Yeh Eun and Yoo Bin) while the other two are Hinoi-esque in their ages (Sun Mi is 16 and So Hee, the one who sang second….IS FIFTEEN!) and yet I don’t think anyone can tell. Can you?
Don’t pull the “all Asians look alike!” card because if can tell the difference between Japanese, Koreans and Chinese (Mainly because of imported porn, but hey it’s a skill) then you can. Can you tell which the jailbait? I thought so. That is wrong….so, so , so wrong-wrong. I know this is about money and getting fans but I think this is very right for them as an image. What do I know, though. They were brought to us by a professional, one Jin Young Park or JYP, the genius that brought us Rain:
WHOA, that is one ugly nigga! The man makes 50 Cent looks like Terrance Howard! I guess I know why he makes little girls act sexy for him…he is a fucking pervert. For shame, JYP! You sick, sick man! R. Kelly even finds you disgusting! Unless you pee on them, then I guess it’s cool. Hell, release an American language CD and you may get a Grammy out of it! Man….that was wrong.
Random Thought #3: Rebelde….GREATEST SHOW EVER THAT I DON’T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND!
Seriously… this show was so damn awesome it made me hit a second puberty. Roberta y Mia…tu Corazon es EN FUEGO!!!
Damn it, does anyone know these episodes? I am watching right now and I don’t need to skip to them but I need to know where to save up the lotion at. I kid, I kid. Seriously, though. This show was AWESOME. I know why Nolan went apeshit when they deleted his saved episodes at the Buy.
Well, I am out for now. I may not have a post up Wednesday because I plan on buying “The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment” on DVD Tuesday. Oh, and Boondocks Season Two comes out that day, too. I will be incommunicado for a while. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAOW….what the Chachi…is….cooking.
Chachi Out
Random Thought #1: Putting Lime In A Beer Doesn’t Make It Better. It’s Just Lime Piss.
Okay, first off let it be known that I DO NOT LIKE BEER. I can tolerate a Blue Moon because I pretty much lived off of it for a while (Aahhh, the Happy Hours on Friday when I was at The Q. Those were the…drunken…halcyon days) but aside from an occasional Asahi/Sapporo (Or Ichiban. Now THAT is some good drinkin!) I really hate beer. It is fucking nasty and the people that say it is “tasty” are devoid of any kind of palette and have had it desensitized due to the years of PBR and Nati Ice. What I don’t understand are the “premium” beers that still must taste like shit. Budweiser Select is still Budweiser which means it tastes like mid-life crisis and poor fathering. Miller High Life is the nastiest beer I have ever had and I only enjoyed it as I attempted to drown my sorrows in 2005 when the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC Championship Game. After about 5 pitchers, anything tastes good.
What really gets me is the lime in the beer. Now I will put an orange slice in my Blue Moon but that is because it is already there when I get it. Now I am not a beer aficionado so I am unsure why people do that it is there and I figure why the hell not. The lime in the Mexican beer is understandable because they are a weird people. Ever celebrated that “Day of the Dead” holiday of theirs? Fucked up shit. Putting a lime in a Corona or a Negra Modelo (Another beer I can stand but don’t necessarily like) and other Mexican beers (Which I don’t drink)…
HOLY SHIT! CHRIS JERICHO JUST MARTY JANETTY’D SHAWN MICHAELS!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!
Sorry, I just like seeing Shawn Michaels get what is coming to him. Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Bret Hart is proud of you. My bad, back on the beer. Putting lime in Mexican beers is okay because it is custom I think. Just like Speedy Gonzalez and being sleepy. They are a people deep in tradition of…drinking which brings on sleeping. Wow, circle of life. Anyway, can someone tell me who thought it was a good idea to put lime in Miller Beer?
Okay, let’s do some math here:
PISS + LIME + DOUCHEBAG = LIMEY PISSANT FUCK
That pretty much covers it. Beer is bad. Shitty beer is bad enough. Adding a lime just makes it pisstris nastyness. Wow…piss + citrus = pistriss. I AM AWESOME!
Random Thought #2: Pimp My Daughter: K-Pop Style!
Okay, I will be the first to admit my love for Hinoi Team and take myself to task that they are well underage. Well, in JAPAN they are good and legal. Here, they are good and legal if I pee on them and dammit, I am not that kind of pervert. Anyway, I have been listening to Wonder Girls for a while and I really liked “Tell Me” and “Irony” but never saw the videos of them so I had no idea what they looked like or even did. So a few months ago I saw the “Tell Me” video:
O…..kay? Not as sexful as some of the other girl groups out there that are a tad older (Tenjo Chiki, Jewelry, etc) but still a little bit on the risqué end of the spectrum. And what was up with the hentai in the locker hopping out and showing his nasties?! I know “hentai” is Japanese but I don’t remember the Korean word for “nasty ass old man showing his googly giggidy to teenage girls.” So despite the adult-like wears they are still dressing their age with isn’t saying much because girls their age dress like skanks. Compared to their age group, they are actually dressed rather concervatively. Now…check out their latest video for “So Hot”:
First off….DAMN THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOME! I don’t know why, but this song is the shit! Catchy as HELL. I even know the first verse! I am so festive! Secondly…did you look at the lyrics? What in the hell are they, Pussycat Dolls: Seoul Patrol? That song is trifiling as hell! Not only that, why in the hell are they dancing like that? Now don’t get me wrong, I know they are no Kumi Koda or Namie Amuro. However, the dances are just….bad. Not even sexy as much as….Kids Incorporated bad. What is really weird is that three of the members are 18 or older (Sun Ye, Yeh Eun and Yoo Bin) while the other two are Hinoi-esque in their ages (Sun Mi is 16 and So Hee, the one who sang second….IS FIFTEEN!) and yet I don’t think anyone can tell. Can you?
Don’t pull the “all Asians look alike!” card because if can tell the difference between Japanese, Koreans and Chinese (Mainly because of imported porn, but hey it’s a skill) then you can. Can you tell which the jailbait? I thought so. That is wrong….so, so , so wrong-wrong. I know this is about money and getting fans but I think this is very right for them as an image. What do I know, though. They were brought to us by a professional, one Jin Young Park or JYP, the genius that brought us Rain:
WHOA, that is one ugly nigga! The man makes 50 Cent looks like Terrance Howard! I guess I know why he makes little girls act sexy for him…he is a fucking pervert. For shame, JYP! You sick, sick man! R. Kelly even finds you disgusting! Unless you pee on them, then I guess it’s cool. Hell, release an American language CD and you may get a Grammy out of it! Man….that was wrong.
Random Thought #3: Rebelde….GREATEST SHOW EVER THAT I DON’T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND!
Seriously… this show was so damn awesome it made me hit a second puberty. Roberta y Mia…tu Corazon es EN FUEGO!!!
Damn it, does anyone know these episodes? I am watching right now and I don’t need to skip to them but I need to know where to save up the lotion at. I kid, I kid. Seriously, though. This show was AWESOME. I know why Nolan went apeshit when they deleted his saved episodes at the Buy.
Well, I am out for now. I may not have a post up Wednesday because I plan on buying “The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment” on DVD Tuesday. Oh, and Boondocks Season Two comes out that day, too. I will be incommunicado for a while. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAOW….what the Chachi…is….cooking.
Chachi Out
Monday, June 09, 2008
Reading Is For Poor People!
Man, the weekend is over and it is off to fricking work. LAAAAAAAAAAME. Anyway, I have some good news. A few weeks ago I mentioned that I was working on a “book” that was going to include new work and a collection of my blogs. Well, in between working, drinking sake (and soju of course) and my normal posts on the blog I have been putting work into some of the chapters (of which there will be 13 and I have thought of 8 so I am doing pretty good) and I even have some sections finished of some chapters. So what I give you now is the official first part of Chapter Two. Chapter One is the introduction for the most part….which I haven’t finished. NOT a good sign. Either way, I figure this is at LEAST a year long process. So here is the first two pages of the second chapter. Enjoy yo’self….
Chapter One: Who Needs Love When You Have Porn?
Chapter One: Who Needs Love When You Have Porn?
So I guess it is time to get started with this thing people will call a “book.” What better way to get started than focusing on the one thing that gives me joy yet vexes me so: porn. Now as we all know, porn is one of the few things I can look forward to in this great depression I call a life. I mean, I believe in mingling with the opposite sex just as much as the next male but at the end of the day sometimes we have to face it: sometimes it is more logical to watch a little bit of porn than to deal with the utter and complete idiocy that is a woman. As much as women bitch and moan about how men aint worth shit (I focus on that later. Be patient) you figure they would do the same. I am kind of talking about vibrators because women seem to think those are the end all be all of replacement for men because they don’t have the ingenuity to create Persacons (God bless the Japanese for sexual perversion!) or….anything for that matter. Still waiting for a female inventor. Blacks have you beat and that is SAD because the last thing a nigga invented was spinning rims and that STILL trumps all the innovations of women because at least spinnin rims were ballin. Anyway, I want to clear up some things about my usage of porn.
Porn Saves More Than Jesus Because He Can’t Masturbate
Okay, let me clarify one thing here: I don’t watch porn as a replacement for women. I believe that has become a myth/misconception of women over the last 10 years as they believe that everything is about them individually rather than as a whole. You even noticed that when a man is found to have porn by a girlfriend or wife they always ask:
“IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO LOOK LIKE?!”
Now some men will say yes and those are the men that have the problem in my opinion. Again, MY FUCKING OPINION. What women don’t realize is that most normal men don’t watch porn as a replacement for women. Now I will admit that some do. In a way, I can sympathize with them. They don’t want to take the time out to treat women in a kind and compassionate way because at the end of the day that shit doesn’t work. They also don’t want to treat women like shit because they were taught better than that and know that in the long run that isn’t a good way to treat someone. With that said I will admit that there are some men that use porn as an escape from actually going out and meeting real women which I think is a problem. And it is a problem I place solely on the shoulders of Jesus Christ.
Why? Well, because the majority of people out there believe in the King of the Jews and because of his misinterpreted and rather cheeba induced words people out there are scared to have ”teh sex” before they are married lest they go to Detroit….err…hell. When it all breaks down, if you believe in the Bible and the word-ah of Jesus-ah and Gawd-ah then you must wait until you get married in the eyes of the Lord-ah before you do the dirty deed-ah. Which creates people out there that are not having sex and looking to something to fill the void. Now some just fuck little boys but they are Catholics and they aren’t people as much as they are just evil, boy fucking pussies in big gay hats. Others look to a little something called porn. Now much like there are women that take advantage of men and give the rest of you a bad name there are men that watch porn and use that as their reference on how relationships with women should be. They give those of us porn watchers that can actually integrate with society a bad name. That name is pervert. Now I can accept being called a pervert for my Japanese schoolgirl fetish but I will NOT be vilified for my love of Jasmine Byrne and Nautica Thorn. That is prejudiced and wrong. WRONG!
What is even worse is being lumped in with the people that cross the line of what-that-fuck-ism. Now gay porn isn’t for me but if it is your thing then that is cool. But I have a message for you bestiality fans and furries out there. You sick fuckers are ruining porn for us normal, gang-bang supporting bukakke fans and making us look like you. I may like to see a little ATM every now and then but dammit I will not stand for you donkey-fucking, panda suit wearing freaks to make me look bad. You are disrespecting the fans and you are disrespecting the actresses of legitimate porn. Now you can disrespect me all you want but when you make it so that the artistry of Tia Tanaka and Rachel Starr is looked down upon I WILL NOT STAND BY! You sick little monkeys.
Not much but it is a start, IMHO. Be back later.
Chachi Out
Sunday, June 08, 2008
And On The 7th Day....He Created THE FUNK. GET DOWN!
What is up peeps?! I am back to wrap up a rather eventful weekend and a rather lazy post yesterday. So away we go!
So on Friday, Zach and I went to see “Kung Fu Panda” and I have to say, it wasn’t bad. It was a hell of a lot better than the Indiana Jones movie but that aint saying much. God….that movie was ASS! It was also a lot better than Speed Race (A lot shorter, too) which puts it well below Iron Man for this summer but makes it the second best movie I have seen so far. I mean, until The Incredible Hulk on Friday. I am officially sold on this version of the movie:
Around March after only seeing teasers and reading about it I was under the inclination that this movie was going to be a gross disappointment. Instead this is looking like a thrilling action like the first one SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Like the Bourne Trilogy meets Transformers minus shaky cameras and Michael Bay being….Michael Bay. Anyone down to ride on Friday HOOK IT UP! HULK SMASH ON FRIDAY! HULK DRINK ON SATURDAY!
So to recap the Mindless Self-Indulgence concert on Saturday….
LOUD AS FUCKING HELL
I have always been a closet fan of industrial rock and my experience to MSI has been Zach, Anime music videos and video games. However, I thought it warranted a go since Zach decided to pull a me and buy tickets for a woman that said she wanted to go somewhere which ALWAYS results in her calling (Or in my case NOT CALLING. Bitch) and saying she can’t make it. It’s why I don’t buy bitches shit. I just pay the restaurant directly. So to keep it right on the homeboy side I decided to roll with him because as we all know, it’s homies over hoes:
Add in Joey for some Mormon salt (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m fun-nay!) and we had another Denver-time party. First off, I had never SEEN Mindless Self-Indulgence; just heard their music. I liked what I heard:
At the same time, I have always had a love/hate dynamic with live music of some genres. Hearing the live shows of The Roots and John Legend spoils listening to the album because the experience drops off some when you are not in that love environment. It is the exact opposite for industrial rock for me. I went to Dir En Grey in Denver when they were there with The Deftones (and I believe Staind but I am not sure. It was forever ago) and hearing them live was not as polished as the album because thrash metal (Which is what they could be considered being) sometimes is just loud clicks and beeps live. While I enjoyed MSI live, it was way too loud and I have never been a big fan of the acoustics of the Ogden Theater for really loud rock music. The close atmosphere was GREAT but the actual acoustics of the music left a lot to be desired. That is a picky point but when you can’t hear shit you kind of point that out. It is a thing you do before you go deaf, I guess. Overall, it was bad ass. Although if you ask me I will just pull a Lil Jon. WHAT? HUH? YEAH!
Okay, there is a question that I have to ask here. Now Zach and Joe both stated that I created a fact with this statement but I want to understand if I am right or not about this one. I have begin to notice that attractive women, and I use that term in description of the generic form of what men see as attractive, dress sexfully for attention. Without that attention they become weak about themselves and their perceived beauty. That is how they end up with a douchebag that is MORE THAN HAPPY to tell them how beautiful they are and they figure that “he thinks I am pretty and is validating me so he must be nice” or something along those lines not knowing that he is thinking “two more drinks and it is straight to the backdoor.” Now let me explain my theory.
Kanye West said it best: The ones highest up have the lowest self-esteem. Now I have explained the difference to most women about self-esteem and ego many times and they don’t get it. I explain it to most men and they don’t get it. So let me break this down for the mouth breathers:
Self-esteem: Your happiness with how you perceive yourself regardless of the attitudes or opinions of others about you or your actions.
Ego: How you think others should see you regardless of their opinions or attitudes about you or your actions.
You see, most pretty people have huge egos. They think the world sees them as the greatest thing since Japanese schoolgirl outfits and refuse to believe anything else. Those are the people that are usually bitchy or total douchebags. You know what? They usually have low self-esteem. People who think other people think highly of them usually think of themselves in either a negative aspect or at least less than what they think others think about them. Now I am not basing this off of science or theory I am basing this off of experience and the people I have met. Now all people are different but as tramp-stamps and Jagerbombs have proven….no they fucking aren’t.
So let’s bring this full circle. Now this is varying on generation, home situation and of course whatever shitty religion they are (If you aint a kitten handler, you aint SHIT) but a good amount of women have HUGE egos, more so than men. Women can say what they want to about men but with more women on the planet the numbers are skewed toward me being correct on this. They are taught from either a young age or as they grow up that they are well past the being “equal” aspect of the sexes. They are taught that the world revolves around them and that your feminine wiles can acquire you whatever you want whether it is directly from a person or indirectly from society. Those with high self-esteem and checked egos know that is only true when getting items from weak subjects and isn’t a smart or healthy way to go through life. However, there are some women that live that to the limit of common sense. The funny thing is that they are usually so lacking in self-esteem that when their ego is checked by those that aren’t affected by them their insecurity and lack of self-esteem kick in. THAT is when you seem them get upset about being told no or being spurned. Now someone with self- esteem would chalk a “no” up as a loss and charge it to the game. Someone with NO SELF-ESTEEM with continue the assault because their EGO won’t accept a no because “You are GOING TO WANT ME! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TELL ME NO!” Now I have mentioned this before but not in this much detail about the subject. I mention this again because it seems to be a running theme out there. That and I am proven right once again. If being right was a college football team, I would be the LSU Tigers: I’m in the toughest league and I STILL rule you. Heh, not really. I have just been really annoyed by some things that have happened to some people I know (Including me) due to the insecurities of females.
Well, enough of that. I don’t like talking about that kind of stuff because it usually ends up being a fruitless musing on deaf ears but hey, I needed to get that out. So with that being said, it is time to biz-ounce. I am working on a blog for Monday and I should have it up by tomorrow night. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
So on Friday, Zach and I went to see “Kung Fu Panda” and I have to say, it wasn’t bad. It was a hell of a lot better than the Indiana Jones movie but that aint saying much. God….that movie was ASS! It was also a lot better than Speed Race (A lot shorter, too) which puts it well below Iron Man for this summer but makes it the second best movie I have seen so far. I mean, until The Incredible Hulk on Friday. I am officially sold on this version of the movie:
Around March after only seeing teasers and reading about it I was under the inclination that this movie was going to be a gross disappointment. Instead this is looking like a thrilling action like the first one SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Like the Bourne Trilogy meets Transformers minus shaky cameras and Michael Bay being….Michael Bay. Anyone down to ride on Friday HOOK IT UP! HULK SMASH ON FRIDAY! HULK DRINK ON SATURDAY!
So to recap the Mindless Self-Indulgence concert on Saturday….
LOUD AS FUCKING HELL
I have always been a closet fan of industrial rock and my experience to MSI has been Zach, Anime music videos and video games. However, I thought it warranted a go since Zach decided to pull a me and buy tickets for a woman that said she wanted to go somewhere which ALWAYS results in her calling (Or in my case NOT CALLING. Bitch) and saying she can’t make it. It’s why I don’t buy bitches shit. I just pay the restaurant directly. So to keep it right on the homeboy side I decided to roll with him because as we all know, it’s homies over hoes:
Add in Joey for some Mormon salt (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m fun-nay!) and we had another Denver-time party. First off, I had never SEEN Mindless Self-Indulgence; just heard their music. I liked what I heard:
At the same time, I have always had a love/hate dynamic with live music of some genres. Hearing the live shows of The Roots and John Legend spoils listening to the album because the experience drops off some when you are not in that love environment. It is the exact opposite for industrial rock for me. I went to Dir En Grey in Denver when they were there with The Deftones (and I believe Staind but I am not sure. It was forever ago) and hearing them live was not as polished as the album because thrash metal (Which is what they could be considered being) sometimes is just loud clicks and beeps live. While I enjoyed MSI live, it was way too loud and I have never been a big fan of the acoustics of the Ogden Theater for really loud rock music. The close atmosphere was GREAT but the actual acoustics of the music left a lot to be desired. That is a picky point but when you can’t hear shit you kind of point that out. It is a thing you do before you go deaf, I guess. Overall, it was bad ass. Although if you ask me I will just pull a Lil Jon. WHAT? HUH? YEAH!
Okay, there is a question that I have to ask here. Now Zach and Joe both stated that I created a fact with this statement but I want to understand if I am right or not about this one. I have begin to notice that attractive women, and I use that term in description of the generic form of what men see as attractive, dress sexfully for attention. Without that attention they become weak about themselves and their perceived beauty. That is how they end up with a douchebag that is MORE THAN HAPPY to tell them how beautiful they are and they figure that “he thinks I am pretty and is validating me so he must be nice” or something along those lines not knowing that he is thinking “two more drinks and it is straight to the backdoor.” Now let me explain my theory.
Kanye West said it best: The ones highest up have the lowest self-esteem. Now I have explained the difference to most women about self-esteem and ego many times and they don’t get it. I explain it to most men and they don’t get it. So let me break this down for the mouth breathers:
Self-esteem: Your happiness with how you perceive yourself regardless of the attitudes or opinions of others about you or your actions.
Ego: How you think others should see you regardless of their opinions or attitudes about you or your actions.
You see, most pretty people have huge egos. They think the world sees them as the greatest thing since Japanese schoolgirl outfits and refuse to believe anything else. Those are the people that are usually bitchy or total douchebags. You know what? They usually have low self-esteem. People who think other people think highly of them usually think of themselves in either a negative aspect or at least less than what they think others think about them. Now I am not basing this off of science or theory I am basing this off of experience and the people I have met. Now all people are different but as tramp-stamps and Jagerbombs have proven….no they fucking aren’t.
So let’s bring this full circle. Now this is varying on generation, home situation and of course whatever shitty religion they are (If you aint a kitten handler, you aint SHIT) but a good amount of women have HUGE egos, more so than men. Women can say what they want to about men but with more women on the planet the numbers are skewed toward me being correct on this. They are taught from either a young age or as they grow up that they are well past the being “equal” aspect of the sexes. They are taught that the world revolves around them and that your feminine wiles can acquire you whatever you want whether it is directly from a person or indirectly from society. Those with high self-esteem and checked egos know that is only true when getting items from weak subjects and isn’t a smart or healthy way to go through life. However, there are some women that live that to the limit of common sense. The funny thing is that they are usually so lacking in self-esteem that when their ego is checked by those that aren’t affected by them their insecurity and lack of self-esteem kick in. THAT is when you seem them get upset about being told no or being spurned. Now someone with self- esteem would chalk a “no” up as a loss and charge it to the game. Someone with NO SELF-ESTEEM with continue the assault because their EGO won’t accept a no because “You are GOING TO WANT ME! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TELL ME NO!” Now I have mentioned this before but not in this much detail about the subject. I mention this again because it seems to be a running theme out there. That and I am proven right once again. If being right was a college football team, I would be the LSU Tigers: I’m in the toughest league and I STILL rule you. Heh, not really. I have just been really annoyed by some things that have happened to some people I know (Including me) due to the insecurities of females.
Well, enough of that. I don’t like talking about that kind of stuff because it usually ends up being a fruitless musing on deaf ears but hey, I needed to get that out. So with that being said, it is time to biz-ounce. I am working on a blog for Monday and I should have it up by tomorrow night. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Rocking The Projects!
Okay, I apologize about this one. Started a blog and didn’t finish it because I went to see Mindless Self-Indulgence with Zach and Joey at the last minute. Well worth the trip, albeit industrial rock live kind of loses its luster without stereo production to cover the feedback and hoarse voices. Never the less, I like what I heard and got what I expected even with the limited exposure to them…of two or three songs. Great times had by all.
I will try to be back up tomorrow (Sunday) with a rant, maybe an Omnibus. Not going to do much as I am EXAUSTED from this last week. Thinking about Denver AGAIN next Saturday so once again if you want to roll, shoot me a ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Got a new camera because my old one was missing a charger and scratched all to hell after Anime Wasabi. I will try to put it to good use and get some stuff up. Been slacking and whatnot. Anyway, I will be back tomorrow. Have a good streak of posts up and want to keep it going (Although this is kind of a cop out) so see you then. Until I return, hit up some HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR:
Covering TM Revolution? Be still my beating heart!
Chachi Out
I will try to be back up tomorrow (Sunday) with a rant, maybe an Omnibus. Not going to do much as I am EXAUSTED from this last week. Thinking about Denver AGAIN next Saturday so once again if you want to roll, shoot me a ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Got a new camera because my old one was missing a charger and scratched all to hell after Anime Wasabi. I will try to put it to good use and get some stuff up. Been slacking and whatnot. Anyway, I will be back tomorrow. Have a good streak of posts up and want to keep it going (Although this is kind of a cop out) so see you then. Until I return, hit up some HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR:
Covering TM Revolution? Be still my beating heart!
Chachi Out
Friday, June 06, 2008
Once Again, I Am Working For The Weekend...
What is up people?! It is another Friday and you know what that means. PARTY TIME! Oh, and it is also time for the Friday staple….
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a premiere from a artist already on the Countdown!
20. Usher – Moving Mountains (New Entry)
Usher is back! Looks like it may be the year of the Ush because he is already back with a new video. Oddly enough, it works as a sequel to “Love In This Club” and I really feel this song. It’s like Burn 2008! Man, we need more Boondocks!
19. The Roots feat. Chrisette Michelle & Wale – Rising Up (Last Week #16)
Looks like The Roots are on their way off the Countdown for the second time this year. I am really pissed I missed them and Erykah Badu this week. I really was looking forward to it but thems the breaks.
18. BACK-ON – Sands of Time (Last Week #20)
BACK-ON moves up a modest two spots this week in their first foray onto the Countdown. Is there any word on when I will be blessed with a full album from these guys? “Chain” was a damn LIFETIME AGO!
17. Bennie K – Monochrome (Last Week #15, Seven Weeks at #1)
The ladies of Bennie K are STILL HOLDING ON! Yuki and Cico are able to stake claim as the Queens of the Countdown with two number ones including this one that is tied for the longest ever. If they give me something new this year it could mean an Artist of the Year Chachi!
16. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit! (Last Week #18)
UVERworld has TWO new videos out! I like this song a lot more than the other one so this one moves up this week. Could I see two UVERworld albums in one year? My god…I think I just had a baby.
15. Yui – Laugh Away (Last Week #13)
YUI HAS A NEW SINGLE!!! “Summer Song” is awesome, I mean “CHE.R.RY” awesome people! Too bad her latest falls another two spots. Shouldn’t matter, she should have a new one for her fans soon!
14. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (Last Week #11, One Week at #1)
Speaking of new music….FOXXI MISQ IS BACK! They have a new single coming in July (Oddly enough, the same day as Kelun’s “CHU-BURA” in which I will have the greatest orgasm EVER) and their latest is still on! Here is hoping it is a ballad, I really like Dem’s voice. Yes, her voice!
13. Game feat Keisha Cole – Pain (Last Week #17)
You know, aside from T.I., Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco the Game may be the most successful artist on the Countdown on the hip hop side of things. Wait….Young Jeezy has been to the top twice. HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE MANAGE TO SLIP PAST ME?!
12. Lupe Fiasco feat Nikki Jean – Hip Hop Saved My Life (Last Week #9)
Looks like Lupe’s run is over as he falls out of the Top 10 this week. Reportedly he is working on a new album so this may be the last we see of him for a while. Unless he, Kanye and Pharrell get off the pot on the whole CRS thing.
11. Aqua Timez - Niji (Last Week #12)
Aqua Timez moves up a modest spot this week as the wait outside the Top 10. This will gie them two after a pretty lengthy career. We are into the top half!
10. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN (Last Week #7)
We begin with Hyde and Company falling three big spots this week. They stay in the Top 10 and have built a very impressive streak with three straight Top 10 videos. I hope they have something new soon as this was a good return to some of their older work.
9. Colbie Caillat – Realize (Last Week #8)
Colbie falls a spot this week as it looks like she has lost her momentum. I may give a listen to her album and see if there are other songs as good as this. If not…how about she won’t be on here again?
8. Chris Brown - Forever (Last Week #14, Biggest Mover)
Chris Brown is on the move this week! He moves the most spots of any one in a long time as he jumps 6 places and lands in the Top 10. This is quite the comeback from the suckitude that was “Wall To Wall.” I was ready to ban him forever but hey…that wasn’t a pun.
7. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Last Week #10)
Paramore moves up another three spots this week as we see if they can become the new rock kings (err…queen and kings) of the Countdown! They are three for the in the Top 10 and “Misery Business” peaked at number two so they have the pedigree. Does this video have the legs?
6. Usher feat. Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Last Week #5, Three Weeks at #1)
With another video premiring I am sure Usher doesn’t mind his latest video falling from the Top Five. Especially after holding the top spot for almost a month to boot. Could Usher have the best 2008? He will have to top the next artist…
5. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair (Last Week #6)
….Who is looking for number three! Alicia Keys is looking to be the female with the most number one videos as she is currently tied at two with Yui and NaNa. Can she take the top spot yet again? She has quite the battle ahead!
4. Kanye West feat. Chris Martin – Homecoming (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
Kanye and Chris fall two spots this week as they fall farther away from that number one spot. I do have to say something right now. I am actually kind of liking the “Viva La Vida” song of Coldplay’s. Damn it! I swore I would never do it but…man it is catchy. Anyway, we are down to three!!
3. Kelun – SIXTEEN GIRL (Last Week #4)
Kelun keeps on moving up…all the way to the Top Three! Even with the announcement of “CHU-BURA” and the video coming any day now (Hopefully) it is remarkable that this video is still making its move. What can I say; I really like this song.
2. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Last Week #3)
The sexy ladies of YA-KYIM move up a spot this week to the runner up position! I just got this single all I have to say is I am feeling their remake of Trey Songz “I Can’t Help But Wait”. Totally awesome work. But with these ladies at number two, it means we have a reigning champ at number one!
1. Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Kobuta and Misia hold it down yet again! The J-R&B king and queen hold it down for yet another week! Misia’s new video is okay but I am REALLY looking forward to a new album from Toshinobu Kobuta. Hopefully it will have “MAGIC” on it. Until that day, he holds the top spot
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if Kobuta and Misia can make it three weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take their place on a sexily crowded throne? Or will Kelun continue his upward move and take the crown on their first time out? Tune in seven days from now to find out!
So I am going to see “Kung Fu Panda” tonight (Probably) and MAY go to Denver on Saturday again just because I need to get out after a week of work. WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND! Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a premiere from a artist already on the Countdown!
20. Usher – Moving Mountains (New Entry)
Usher is back! Looks like it may be the year of the Ush because he is already back with a new video. Oddly enough, it works as a sequel to “Love In This Club” and I really feel this song. It’s like Burn 2008! Man, we need more Boondocks!
19. The Roots feat. Chrisette Michelle & Wale – Rising Up (Last Week #16)
Looks like The Roots are on their way off the Countdown for the second time this year. I am really pissed I missed them and Erykah Badu this week. I really was looking forward to it but thems the breaks.
18. BACK-ON – Sands of Time (Last Week #20)
BACK-ON moves up a modest two spots this week in their first foray onto the Countdown. Is there any word on when I will be blessed with a full album from these guys? “Chain” was a damn LIFETIME AGO!
17. Bennie K – Monochrome (Last Week #15, Seven Weeks at #1)
The ladies of Bennie K are STILL HOLDING ON! Yuki and Cico are able to stake claim as the Queens of the Countdown with two number ones including this one that is tied for the longest ever. If they give me something new this year it could mean an Artist of the Year Chachi!
16. UVERworld – Just Break The Limit! (Last Week #18)
UVERworld has TWO new videos out! I like this song a lot more than the other one so this one moves up this week. Could I see two UVERworld albums in one year? My god…I think I just had a baby.
15. Yui – Laugh Away (Last Week #13)
YUI HAS A NEW SINGLE!!! “Summer Song” is awesome, I mean “CHE.R.RY” awesome people! Too bad her latest falls another two spots. Shouldn’t matter, she should have a new one for her fans soon!
14. Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F. (Last Week #11, One Week at #1)
Speaking of new music….FOXXI MISQ IS BACK! They have a new single coming in July (Oddly enough, the same day as Kelun’s “CHU-BURA” in which I will have the greatest orgasm EVER) and their latest is still on! Here is hoping it is a ballad, I really like Dem’s voice. Yes, her voice!
13. Game feat Keisha Cole – Pain (Last Week #17)
You know, aside from T.I., Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco the Game may be the most successful artist on the Countdown on the hip hop side of things. Wait….Young Jeezy has been to the top twice. HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE MANAGE TO SLIP PAST ME?!
12. Lupe Fiasco feat Nikki Jean – Hip Hop Saved My Life (Last Week #9)
Looks like Lupe’s run is over as he falls out of the Top 10 this week. Reportedly he is working on a new album so this may be the last we see of him for a while. Unless he, Kanye and Pharrell get off the pot on the whole CRS thing.
11. Aqua Timez - Niji (Last Week #12)
Aqua Timez moves up a modest spot this week as the wait outside the Top 10. This will gie them two after a pretty lengthy career. We are into the top half!
10. L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN (Last Week #7)
We begin with Hyde and Company falling three big spots this week. They stay in the Top 10 and have built a very impressive streak with three straight Top 10 videos. I hope they have something new soon as this was a good return to some of their older work.
9. Colbie Caillat – Realize (Last Week #8)
Colbie falls a spot this week as it looks like she has lost her momentum. I may give a listen to her album and see if there are other songs as good as this. If not…how about she won’t be on here again?
8. Chris Brown - Forever (Last Week #14, Biggest Mover)
Chris Brown is on the move this week! He moves the most spots of any one in a long time as he jumps 6 places and lands in the Top 10. This is quite the comeback from the suckitude that was “Wall To Wall.” I was ready to ban him forever but hey…that wasn’t a pun.
7. Paramore – That’s What You Get (Last Week #10)
Paramore moves up another three spots this week as we see if they can become the new rock kings (err…queen and kings) of the Countdown! They are three for the in the Top 10 and “Misery Business” peaked at number two so they have the pedigree. Does this video have the legs?
6. Usher feat. Young Jeezy – Love In This Club (Last Week #5, Three Weeks at #1)
With another video premiring I am sure Usher doesn’t mind his latest video falling from the Top Five. Especially after holding the top spot for almost a month to boot. Could Usher have the best 2008? He will have to top the next artist…
5. Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair (Last Week #6)
….Who is looking for number three! Alicia Keys is looking to be the female with the most number one videos as she is currently tied at two with Yui and NaNa. Can she take the top spot yet again? She has quite the battle ahead!
4. Kanye West feat. Chris Martin – Homecoming (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
Kanye and Chris fall two spots this week as they fall farther away from that number one spot. I do have to say something right now. I am actually kind of liking the “Viva La Vida” song of Coldplay’s. Damn it! I swore I would never do it but…man it is catchy. Anyway, we are down to three!!
3. Kelun – SIXTEEN GIRL (Last Week #4)
Kelun keeps on moving up…all the way to the Top Three! Even with the announcement of “CHU-BURA” and the video coming any day now (Hopefully) it is remarkable that this video is still making its move. What can I say; I really like this song.
2. YA-KYIM – Super Looper (Last Week #3)
The sexy ladies of YA-KYIM move up a spot this week to the runner up position! I just got this single all I have to say is I am feeling their remake of Trey Songz “I Can’t Help But Wait”. Totally awesome work. But with these ladies at number two, it means we have a reigning champ at number one!
1. Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Kobuta and Misia hold it down yet again! The J-R&B king and queen hold it down for yet another week! Misia’s new video is okay but I am REALLY looking forward to a new album from Toshinobu Kobuta. Hopefully it will have “MAGIC” on it. Until that day, he holds the top spot
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if Kobuta and Misia can make it three weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take their place on a sexily crowded throne? Or will Kelun continue his upward move and take the crown on their first time out? Tune in seven days from now to find out!
So I am going to see “Kung Fu Panda” tonight (Probably) and MAY go to Denver on Saturday again just because I need to get out after a week of work. WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND! Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Now The Fun Part Begins....
What is up, people?! I am back…once again. I have to tell you that this week has been rather interesting. Now that Barack Obama has won the nomination for the Democratic Party and Hillary Clinton is going to FINALLY concede and place her support to Obama it is time for me to do something. Hillary supporters….and this is hard for me to do here….
THANK YOU
Yes, I am thanking the Hillary supporters. First off for giving me spirited debate fodder because you are all kind of nuts. Seriously, when someone didn’t want to vote for Hillary is was because “SHE’S A WOMAN! YOU ARE SEXIST!” but no one ever gave a reason why NOT to vote for Barack Obama. Every Clinton supporter I have spoken to (Oddly enough all female) said that I wasn’t voting for her because she was a woman which is not true. Prior to January, I WAS a Hillary supporter. After the first set of debates and seeing her crush the other candidates including John Edwards (The second hottest man in politics behind Harold Ford Jr. Look at this man:
Now a Barack Obama/Harold Ford Jr. ticket? That is the hottest ticket in town, baby!) I was definitely on her side. That was until she and Barack Obama would face off (Albeit admittedly briefly). I don’t think that she was prepared for how he spoke, his explanation of the issues and most importantly how much people were hungry for change. I mean nothing has really changed from Bill to her while Obama was a new face with (Kind of) new ideas and a new voice that wasn’t the same look of the party. Now Hillary is a female and that in itself is a change from the status quo but I believe that POLITICALLY she should have distanced herself a little more from Bill to get the “change” aspect over. For young people just being a woman isn’t “change” just as much as being “Black” isn’t a change. It’s in your words and her words were the exact same as the party had been pushing for years and Bill had been pushing in his two terms. Not BAD, just the status quo. Oh, that and her campaign team DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE DAMN RULES OF THE PARTY and mis-managed her funds. My god it was like Gary Coleman’s parents. If you don’t know what I am talking about look it up on the internets or ask me offline. We can have a nice chat over sushi and sake. Mainly sake….I NEEDS IT!
Long story short I guarantee about (These aren’t exact numbers, this is just my opinion) 70-75% of the people that voted for Barack Obama this primary season were Clinton supporters early on. As the process went on and we got to know him (Which is why people that say “We don’t know anything about Obama! We can’t vote for him! He’s an Arab!” upset me a tad. We know about Hillary…she will say what she needs to get the victory which is what I DON’T want as a President) he was able to sway some voters. Hillary had a large ingrained camp of older females that were voting for her no matter what. Obama didn’t even have niggas on his side! Remember Fiddy’s ignorant (But telling) comments?
Yet, here we are. The popular vote will always be a debated topic with the archaic way the Democratic Party votes (Caucus? What the fuck are we, cavemen?!) but in the end the math is the math and you don’t win a football game by getting the most yards. It’s about clock management and scoring more points which is what Obama did. Now get ready because this is going to be an extraordinary five months. This will also be the last I talk about it for a while as I will begin to focus on my original reason for doing this blog: pissing off the fucktards. Ladies and gentlemen…
THE CHACHI IS BACK!
THANK YOU
Yes, I am thanking the Hillary supporters. First off for giving me spirited debate fodder because you are all kind of nuts. Seriously, when someone didn’t want to vote for Hillary is was because “SHE’S A WOMAN! YOU ARE SEXIST!” but no one ever gave a reason why NOT to vote for Barack Obama. Every Clinton supporter I have spoken to (Oddly enough all female) said that I wasn’t voting for her because she was a woman which is not true. Prior to January, I WAS a Hillary supporter. After the first set of debates and seeing her crush the other candidates including John Edwards (The second hottest man in politics behind Harold Ford Jr. Look at this man:
Now a Barack Obama/Harold Ford Jr. ticket? That is the hottest ticket in town, baby!) I was definitely on her side. That was until she and Barack Obama would face off (Albeit admittedly briefly). I don’t think that she was prepared for how he spoke, his explanation of the issues and most importantly how much people were hungry for change. I mean nothing has really changed from Bill to her while Obama was a new face with (Kind of) new ideas and a new voice that wasn’t the same look of the party. Now Hillary is a female and that in itself is a change from the status quo but I believe that POLITICALLY she should have distanced herself a little more from Bill to get the “change” aspect over. For young people just being a woman isn’t “change” just as much as being “Black” isn’t a change. It’s in your words and her words were the exact same as the party had been pushing for years and Bill had been pushing in his two terms. Not BAD, just the status quo. Oh, that and her campaign team DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE DAMN RULES OF THE PARTY and mis-managed her funds. My god it was like Gary Coleman’s parents. If you don’t know what I am talking about look it up on the internets or ask me offline. We can have a nice chat over sushi and sake. Mainly sake….I NEEDS IT!
Long story short I guarantee about (These aren’t exact numbers, this is just my opinion) 70-75% of the people that voted for Barack Obama this primary season were Clinton supporters early on. As the process went on and we got to know him (Which is why people that say “We don’t know anything about Obama! We can’t vote for him! He’s an Arab!” upset me a tad. We know about Hillary…she will say what she needs to get the victory which is what I DON’T want as a President) he was able to sway some voters. Hillary had a large ingrained camp of older females that were voting for her no matter what. Obama didn’t even have niggas on his side! Remember Fiddy’s ignorant (But telling) comments?
Yet, here we are. The popular vote will always be a debated topic with the archaic way the Democratic Party votes (Caucus? What the fuck are we, cavemen?!) but in the end the math is the math and you don’t win a football game by getting the most yards. It’s about clock management and scoring more points which is what Obama did. Now get ready because this is going to be an extraordinary five months. This will also be the last I talk about it for a while as I will begin to focus on my original reason for doing this blog: pissing off the fucktards. Ladies and gentlemen…
THE CHACHI IS BACK!
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
I Told You! McCain Madness vs. The Barack in 2008!
What is up, people! I am back for another update and man I think it has been about two weeks of consecutive updates. I am feeling this shit, I must tell you. I have many workings in my mind and I need to get them out and this is the easiest way. That and punching of puppies but aint enough puppies in this country for that. So, let’s get this bad boy started. It is time for a….
CHACHI ACTION NEWS UPDATE!!
In case you haven’t heard, Barack Obama is the Democratic Nominee for the President of the United States of America. You heard that right. A (half-)Black man is a nominee from a national party for the President of the United States. Say what you will about him or his race or even his politics. This is a momentous occasion and probably the biggest moment for America since the Miracle on Ice. Now I say the same for Hillary Clinton’s campaign despite the fact I really am not a fan of her politics and her actions in the closing months of the campaign. For a woman to get this far in the electoral process as a Presidential nominee makes Shirley Chisholm proud (If you don’t know who she is, look her the fuck up. She embodies the word “trailblazer” mainly because the White people tried to set her on fire wherever she went) and really galvanizes what she attempted to do for not only women but the Black people of America as well. It isn’t just about the politics it is about the change of the status quo. Just a different look brings people out in mass.
A lot of you are shocked by Hillary’s loss and all I can say is this: it is called a process for a reason. You don’t win a game by racking up the most yards. You win by scoring the most points. Whether you win by 20 or by 2, you are still champion. That is not an insult as much as it is a statement to help her supporters realize that voting out of spite isn’t why women fought for the right to vote as much as Blacks did. There were many times there was a Black candidate (Okay…four or five) to vote for and because that candidate didn’t get the nomination didn’t mean they didn’t vote for the person that closest fit their politics. You vote for the representative because this is a REPRESNETATIVE. You vote for the politics as well as the person, which is why (Until she and Bill went batshit crazy) I was more than willing to vote for Hillary…kind of. If you are against McCain’s politics why would you vote for him out of spite against Obama? Eh, thems the breaks. All I know is that this race has been historic and tonight was a night that win or lose will be a milestone for America. If you don’t think so then not much I can say to change that. Congratulations, Barack Obama. You officially have my vote…for now.
Before I check out, I want people to understand something. Always Remember: A Chrysler 300….Is NOT A BENTLEY.
Now I heard Katt Williams talk about this a few years ago and it totally rings true. You see, this is a Bentley:
A very nice, high-class vehicle. Now THIS is a Chrysler 300:
Not a bad car in its own right. But understand this: IT IS NOT A BENTLEY. Stop modifying the frame, stop taking off the emblem and for the love of everything STOP WITH THE BUTTERFLY DOORS:
It just looks tacky. Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow with something new.
Chachi Out
CHACHI ACTION NEWS UPDATE!!
In case you haven’t heard, Barack Obama is the Democratic Nominee for the President of the United States of America. You heard that right. A (half-)Black man is a nominee from a national party for the President of the United States. Say what you will about him or his race or even his politics. This is a momentous occasion and probably the biggest moment for America since the Miracle on Ice. Now I say the same for Hillary Clinton’s campaign despite the fact I really am not a fan of her politics and her actions in the closing months of the campaign. For a woman to get this far in the electoral process as a Presidential nominee makes Shirley Chisholm proud (If you don’t know who she is, look her the fuck up. She embodies the word “trailblazer” mainly because the White people tried to set her on fire wherever she went) and really galvanizes what she attempted to do for not only women but the Black people of America as well. It isn’t just about the politics it is about the change of the status quo. Just a different look brings people out in mass.
A lot of you are shocked by Hillary’s loss and all I can say is this: it is called a process for a reason. You don’t win a game by racking up the most yards. You win by scoring the most points. Whether you win by 20 or by 2, you are still champion. That is not an insult as much as it is a statement to help her supporters realize that voting out of spite isn’t why women fought for the right to vote as much as Blacks did. There were many times there was a Black candidate (Okay…four or five) to vote for and because that candidate didn’t get the nomination didn’t mean they didn’t vote for the person that closest fit their politics. You vote for the representative because this is a REPRESNETATIVE. You vote for the politics as well as the person, which is why (Until she and Bill went batshit crazy) I was more than willing to vote for Hillary…kind of. If you are against McCain’s politics why would you vote for him out of spite against Obama? Eh, thems the breaks. All I know is that this race has been historic and tonight was a night that win or lose will be a milestone for America. If you don’t think so then not much I can say to change that. Congratulations, Barack Obama. You officially have my vote…for now.
Before I check out, I want people to understand something. Always Remember: A Chrysler 300….Is NOT A BENTLEY.
Now I heard Katt Williams talk about this a few years ago and it totally rings true. You see, this is a Bentley:
A very nice, high-class vehicle. Now THIS is a Chrysler 300:
Not a bad car in its own right. But understand this: IT IS NOT A BENTLEY. Stop modifying the frame, stop taking off the emblem and for the love of everything STOP WITH THE BUTTERFLY DOORS:
It just looks tacky. Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow with something new.
Chachi Out
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Well...Maybe A Change IS Gon Come.
You know…I was thinking about something today. Say what you will about the whole Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton thing but man, I really feel like there isn’t anything available right now that encompasses the movement right now. Black people are going out and voting not because (I HOPE, ANYWAY) a Black candidate is there but a Black candidate is speaking to the problems of the nation, unlike Jesse Jackson in his attempts for the Democratic nomination. Or to a lesser extent, Alan Keyes for the Republican nomination. Nigga, please. You weren’t going to win that shit. Republicans would sooner vote in an Asian woman than a Black man; it goes against everything they believe in. Which is darkies knowing their place…it’s called The White House for a reason. BURN….the crosses. See, racism can be HILARIOUS!
Anyway, I am kind of saddened that even with a great moment and what I believe win (Or even sadly and odds are eventually lose) that Obama has opened eyes and created a shift in the way the people of the United States not only see Blacks, but see each other. I honestly believe that there is a good majority of the American people that are realizing that race and gender…of anyone that ISNT HILLARY CLINTON anyway, aren’t what determines a great leader. It is whether they can to the job and create the change to begin to repair the problems of the country. It is about whether they can bring everyone as a nation together against common problems rather than dividing and creating a climate of fear and hate to keep us “together” as a nation. It sucks that Barack Obama wasn’t around in the 60’s because he would have a better landscape to work with as complacency and total apathy have all but destroyed the democratic process. However, I believe that someone needs to create the music for this generation. Someone needs to be the next poet and makes that one song that makes everybody stand up. That one song that makes everyone look around and see the outsourcing, the unemployment, the rising energy costs, the homelessness, the senseless hate and violence and say we need someone to help change this. We don’t need someone to continue taking the train down the same track, we need someone to help people realize that things are not right but can get better. Since people don’t read the newspaper and god forbid won’t watch news on the internet unless it is bookended with a video about a dancing cat….we need someone to do it with music. Music is the one thing that can make people pay attention because we know that MTV won’t do anything because it cuts into their prime-time schedule of reality shows. We need a new anthem. Or….maybe it would be best if we just use an old one that stands the test of time. Marvin….tell us what’s going on:
And for the people who haven’t heard this song…you really need to get on this. Memorize and realize:
Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya
Father, father
We don't need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today
Picket lines and picket signs
Don't punish me with brutality
Talk to me, so you can see
Oh, what's going on
What's going on
Ya, what's going on
Ah, what's going on
In the mean time
Right on, baby
Right on
Right on
Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong
Oh, but who are they to judge us
Simply because our hair is long
Oh, you know we've got to find a way
To bring some understanding here today
Oh
Picket lines and picket signs
Don't punish me with brutality
Talk to me
So you can see
What's going on
Ya, what's going on
Tell me what's going on
I'll tell you what's going on - Uh
Right on baby
Right on baby
God damn it. The closest we have to something like this today is….hell, nothing. Musicians now should be locked in a room and forced to listen to this for seven straight days until they learn what music is. The fact that Marvin Gaye never had a number one album and the fact he has the same amount of Grammy’s as Fergie (Shocked me, too) shows that people today don’t DESERVE the right to vote. *Sigh* I hope people realize what’s going on out there.
Chachi Out.
Anyway, I am kind of saddened that even with a great moment and what I believe win (Or even sadly and odds are eventually lose) that Obama has opened eyes and created a shift in the way the people of the United States not only see Blacks, but see each other. I honestly believe that there is a good majority of the American people that are realizing that race and gender…of anyone that ISNT HILLARY CLINTON anyway, aren’t what determines a great leader. It is whether they can to the job and create the change to begin to repair the problems of the country. It is about whether they can bring everyone as a nation together against common problems rather than dividing and creating a climate of fear and hate to keep us “together” as a nation. It sucks that Barack Obama wasn’t around in the 60’s because he would have a better landscape to work with as complacency and total apathy have all but destroyed the democratic process. However, I believe that someone needs to create the music for this generation. Someone needs to be the next poet and makes that one song that makes everybody stand up. That one song that makes everyone look around and see the outsourcing, the unemployment, the rising energy costs, the homelessness, the senseless hate and violence and say we need someone to help change this. We don’t need someone to continue taking the train down the same track, we need someone to help people realize that things are not right but can get better. Since people don’t read the newspaper and god forbid won’t watch news on the internet unless it is bookended with a video about a dancing cat….we need someone to do it with music. Music is the one thing that can make people pay attention because we know that MTV won’t do anything because it cuts into their prime-time schedule of reality shows. We need a new anthem. Or….maybe it would be best if we just use an old one that stands the test of time. Marvin….tell us what’s going on:
And for the people who haven’t heard this song…you really need to get on this. Memorize and realize:
Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya
Father, father
We don't need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today
Picket lines and picket signs
Don't punish me with brutality
Talk to me, so you can see
Oh, what's going on
What's going on
Ya, what's going on
Ah, what's going on
In the mean time
Right on, baby
Right on
Right on
Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong
Oh, but who are they to judge us
Simply because our hair is long
Oh, you know we've got to find a way
To bring some understanding here today
Oh
Picket lines and picket signs
Don't punish me with brutality
Talk to me
So you can see
What's going on
Ya, what's going on
Tell me what's going on
I'll tell you what's going on - Uh
Right on baby
Right on baby
God damn it. The closest we have to something like this today is….hell, nothing. Musicians now should be locked in a room and forced to listen to this for seven straight days until they learn what music is. The fact that Marvin Gaye never had a number one album and the fact he has the same amount of Grammy’s as Fergie (Shocked me, too) shows that people today don’t DESERVE the right to vote. *Sigh* I hope people realize what’s going on out there.
Chachi Out.
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